Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 345 The Confused Duo

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

The small bedroom echoed with the high-pitched screams of Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian.

The two men, both shirtless, were fighting fiercely over the only blanket available.

"Give me!"

"Give me!"

"This is mine!"

"This is mine!"

Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian each pulled one corner of the blanket over their chests, their eyes blazing with desire... well, let's just say their eyes were practically spitting fire.

"Beast!"

"brute!"

"abnormal!"

"Scumbag!"

"Shameless scoundrel!"

The two exchanged angry and acrimonious insults for a long time, until their mouths were dry before they finally stopped.

They glared at each other fiercely and asked in unison, "How did you get into my room?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were both taken aback for a moment, then shouted in unison, "This is my room!"

After the two calmed down and carefully observed their surroundings, they realized that the bedroom was not their own room at all, but rather the guest room of room 3603.

Now they both vaguely realized that this matter was not as simple as they had imagined.

Furthermore, although Zhang Wei/Teacher Zeng is a bit lewd and perverted, his sexual orientation should still be normal... right?

That's hard to say. After all, they're so handsome that Zhang Wei/Teacher Zeng might become obsessed with their looks and even be swayed by them.

"What's going on?"

Zhang Wei was still completely bewildered: "I was in my own bedroom, asleep early on. How did I suddenly end up in room 3603?"

He looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with an annoyance: "Teacher Zeng, what exactly happened?"

"You're asking me? Who should I ask?"

Zeng Xiaoxian grimaced and said, "Right now, besides a terrible headache, I can't remember anything else at all."

He tentatively reached up to touch the back of his head, then shouted "Ah!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!"

Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief: "How come there's such a big bump on the back of my head?"

Zhang Wei said he didn't know either.

He just took a few sleeping pills and went to bed early, but who knew he would wake up the next day looking like this?

My own innocent body!

"I can't remember either, I just think I went to a bar with everyone last night..."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said in great pain, "No, my head hurts so much, not only on the outside but also inside."

"Oh no, do I have a brain tumor?"

"Teacher Zeng, I think we should pay more attention to other parts of your body rather than focusing on whether your head hurts or not."

Zhang Wei asked hesitantly, "Besides your head hurting... does your butt hurt?"

"I don't know, I don't understand."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt pain all over his body, especially his head, which felt like it was about to explode. He couldn't care less about his butt hurting at that moment.

"...But my butt hurts a little." Zhang Wei was almost in tears.

If you knew you were a virgin last night, does that mean you're no longer a virgin today?

"Calm down, calm down."

After Zhang Wei said that, Zeng Xiaoxian also started to feel a dull pain in his butt. He took a deep breath and said, "We're only shirtless right now, so we just need to open the blanket and see if we're wearing pants."

"What if you're not wearing any?"

"Then die!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "When the time comes, one of us will drown in the river, and the other will jump off a cliff. We'll die somewhere far away!"

I fear not being ground to dust, but only wish to leave behind a pure reputation in the world.

If they've lost their innocence, they might as well be ground to dust.

"Good idea. If we die close together, people might think we're committing a double suicide," Zhang Wei nodded in agreement.

The two exchanged a glance and then took a deep breath.

"Are you ready?"

"Three! Two! One!"

The two of them suddenly threw off the covers, and a deafening scream echoed through the small bedroom.

"ah!!!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian let out a shriek like a quack.

Zhang Wei covered his ears and looked in astonishment at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was screaming.

"Teacher Zeng, we were dressed perfectly fine, what are you yelling at?"

Indeed, when the two lifted the blanket, they found that they were still wearing pants.

Zhang Wei was wearing his favorite SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, while Xiao Xian was wearing tight jeans.

"No, look at what's all this sticky stuff on my pants."

Xiaoxian pointed to his jeans, which were covered with dried milky white liquid stains.

"Zhang Wei, you pervert, what did you do to me?!"

Zhang Wei was also startled by Zeng Xiaoxian's words, but then he sniffed and slowly leaned towards Zeng Xiaoxian!

"What do you want to do?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian kicked Zhang Wei with all his might, his eyes filled with disbelief: "You pervert, you've finally shown your true colors! I knew it was you who did all this."

"Teacher Zeng, please calm down."

Zhang Wei blocked Zeng Xiaoxian's weak kick with his arms, and said bluntly, "I just want to smell you."

"You really are a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked to hear this, and he kicked and stomped at Zhang Wei even more vigorously.

Zhang Wei lost his patience and simply exerted his strength to suppress the weakling Zeng Xiaoxian.

Amid Xiaoxian's desperate wails, Zhang Wei carefully sniffed Xiaoxian's scent before kicking him.

"Teacher Zeng, did you grow your nose to look better? You can't even smell this strong milky scent!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback. Then he raised his arm and smelled it. Sure enough, it wasn't just his pants; he smelled of milk from head to toe, including his hair.

Now Zhang Wei understood why he always smelled milk when he was half asleep; it turned out to be the smell of Teacher Zeng.

vomit……

He suddenly felt nauseous.

Upon smelling the milk scent on himself, Zeng Xiaoxian knew that his virginity was safe. He immediately grinned at Zhang Wei and said, "It's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding."

"screw you!"

Zhang Wei said disdainfully, "Teacher Zeng, you can question my orientation, but you absolutely cannot question my aesthetic sense."

Zeng Xiaoxian flew into a rage upon hearing this: "How dare you say such things, you dark-skinned fellow! Who was it that just put their hand on my chest?!"

You, Zhang Wei, have the nerve to talk about aesthetics? Everyone in the entire Love Apartment knows that my brother Xian is more handsome than Takeshi Kaneshiro and more dashing than Daniel Wu. How dare you criticize me!

"I, I..."

Zhang Wei, realizing he was in the wrong, could only laugh awkwardly and say, "It's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding."

Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Zhang Wei and got up to find his clothes.

"Get up quickly, let's tidy up a bit and then go ask everyone what happened last night and how we ended up like this."

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to his feet, feeling as if his entire body had been run over countless times by a stamping machine.

Especially his head; Xiaoxian felt pain all over his head, inside and out. Under these circumstances, he couldn't remember what had happened last night at all.

He only vaguely remembered that there were some melodramatic romance novels with emperors, the Fifth Prince, Ziwei, and princesses.

Oh right, there seems to be another sentence... it's very long, but I don't know what it means to be very long.

Xiao Xian looked down at his second brother.

He looked at the empty plate on the bedside table and asked curiously, "What was originally in this plate... Never mind, never mind me asking."

Compared to himself, Zhang Wei seemed to know even less.

Zhang Wei picked up a tattered lipstick and asked with a puzzled look, "Teacher Zeng, is this your lipstick?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately darkened: "What do you think?"

"Maybe you have some unusual fetish."

"Go to hell!"

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily grabbed a pillow from the bed and threw it at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei grabbed the pillow in mid-air, then wiggled and laughed, "You can't hit me, you can't hit me."

"Wait a minute!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes narrowed: "Turn around first."

"what?"

Zhang Wei was completely confused.

Xiao Xian said impatiently, "Just turn around when I tell you to."

"oh."

Zhang Wei obediently turned around, and Zeng Xiaoxian also stepped forward to carefully stare at Zhang Wei's back.

They had been locked in a tense standoff for quite some time, and Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't seen Zhang Wei's back until he vaguely saw the lipstick marks all over Zhang Wei's back when he swayed slightly.

Upon closer inspection, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that the lipstick marks all over Zhang Wei's back looked more like someone had written two large characters on Zhang Wei's back with lipstick.

Putting everything else aside, the quality of this lipstick is quite good. Even after Zhang Wei spent a whole night rubbing against it in bed, and his entire back was a mess, Xiao Xian could still vaguely make out the traces of those two words.

"Idiot."

Xiao Xian murmured.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately became displeased. He turned around and complained, "Why are you swearing at me for no reason?"

"I didn't insult you, I just said you're an idiot."

"Huh?" Zhang Wei was even more dissatisfied now.

You called me an idiot, yet you still have the nerve to say you didn't insult me.

What, are you a doctor preparing to issue me a certificate of intellectual disability?

Xiao Xian realized he had said the wrong thing and quickly said, "I didn't mean you're an idiot, I meant someone wrote the word 'idiot' on your back with lipstick."

"Really?"

Zhang Wei ran to the full-length mirror in the guest room, turned around, and sure enough, he could vaguely see the word "idiot" written on lipstick: "What on earth is going on?!"

"Who knows?"

Zeng Xiaoxian urged, "We don't know anything right now, let's hurry up and get dressed and go out to ask other people."

"it is good."

The two began looking for their clothes. Zeng Xiaoxian picked up his wet, milky-smelling clothes and fell into deep thought.

Zhang Wei looked at his SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas covered in vomit and felt heartbroken: "Oh dear, these are my favorite pajamas!"

The two, who had no clothes to wear, looked at each other and didn't know what to do.

Zhang Wei suddenly remembered something. He quickly went to the wardrobe in the guest room and opened it. Sure enough, there was a high-end suit inside.

This suit was the first one I wore when I first met Nanfeng. They went to Xiao Nan Guo to celebrate Teacher Zeng's successful audition, and Nanfeng lent me one of his high-end suits so I could make a good impression.

Although Nanfeng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, later said she would give the set to her, she did not accept it.

So Nanfeng said he would keep the suit in the guest room for himself, and now it is indeed quietly sitting in the closet of the guest room, waiting for the new owner to appear.

Zhang Wei picked up the suit and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "I'll put on my clothes first and then go out, and then I'll go to your room to get your clothes."

"it is good."

Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long breath and plopped down on the bed. His restless hands reached under the covers and found something unusual.

Xiaoxian took the things out of the blanket.

It was a black bra.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)