Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 346 Time Reversal

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei fell silent as they looked at the bra.

"What's going on now?"

Even though Xiaoxian knew that Zhang Wei on the other side was also clueless, he still couldn't help but ask.

From their naked bodies to the smell of milk emanating from them, the aching sensation throughout their bodies, to Zhang Wei's back covered in lipstick marks, and the two men's gruesome shirts.

Now there's another black bra... Thank goodness it's not lace, otherwise Xiaoxian's brain would probably have completely shut down.

Did they really only lose their memory of one night?

"We haven't ended up in some parallel world, have we?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.

Zhang Wei was completely numb, leaning against the wardrobe. He tugged at his face and said, "Damn, this really isn't a dream."

He would rather he were dreaming, even if the dream was too bizarre, because at least reality would be real when he woke up.

This scene is just too absurd!

Zhang Wei felt completely bewildered. He had only taken sleeping pills last night, not taken any drugs. How could he wake up to so many absurd things?

Could it be that I've been under too much pressure these past few days and finally went crazy?

"Teacher Zeng, you're not actually a girl, are you?"

Zhang Wei's guess didn't anger Zeng Xiaoxian. He just looked at Zhang Wei with sympathy: "You can even ask such a stupid question. It seems you are really confused."

The two of them sighed in unison.

Zhang Wei asked cautiously, "So, whose do you think this underwear belongs to?"

"I don't know, but I'm sure it's not Yu Mo's or Wan Yu's," Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.

Zhang Wei nodded. Even a normal person could tell by sight that Yu Mo and Wan Yu's sizes were seriously mismatched with this bra.

"So if you remove the maximum value and the minimum value, what's left are the four girls in the middle."

"If that's the case, then it's still considered good."

Zeng Xiaoxian smirked: "What I'm most afraid of right now is that this underwear isn't from one of the six girls in our apartment. If that happens, we'll be in big trouble."

Zhang Wei gasped, "You'd better not say anything more, the more you talk, the more creepy it gets."

"Let's stop guessing here; we won't get any answers anyway."

So Zhang Wei took the suit and went out, and soon after he brought the clothes to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian put on his clothes and picked up his coat from the ground.

"Huh... this isn't my coat."

"oh."

Zhang Wei said calmly.

After all that chaotic upheaval, the fact that Zhang Wei now only had a men's jacket that didn't belong to either of them meant nothing to him.

Xiao Xian took out the knock-off waterproof smartphone made from Michael Phelps's name from his coat, glanced at it, and put it back.

It's just Ziqiao's phone and jacket, no big deal.

Eager to know the truth, the two didn't even have time to wash up. They hurriedly changed their clothes and impatiently knocked on Nanfeng's bedroom door.

Since the two of them are currently in 3603, then the whole matter is inextricably linked to Nanfeng.

"South Wind, open the door!"

"South Wind, open the door!"

"South Wind, open the door!"

The two kept pounding on the door and shouting.

"Knocking on the door first thing in the morning, are you guys not letting me get my beauty sleep?"

The door to Nanfeng's bedroom slowly opened, and Yu Mo, wearing a silk nightgown, rubbed her messy hair and complained to the two of them.

Zeng Xiaoxian: w(Д)w!!

Zhang Wei: w(Д)w!!

"Yu Mo?!"

The two shouted in disbelief.

The loud voice, so close by, startled Yu Mo. She covered her ears and immediately closed the door.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei exchanged a glance and then burst into dry laughter.

This world has gone mad!

Just as the two of them were completely bewildered, Yu Mo opened the door again and said aggressively, "What do you two want from me?"

She originally intended to close the door and go to sleep, but the more she thought about it after lying in bed, the angrier she became.

These two lunatics, banging on the door so early in the morning is bad enough, but shouting so loudly is even worse.

Zhang Wei explained, "Yu Mo, we didn't actually come here to see you."

Yu Mo was amused by Zhang Wei's words: "Are you two sick? You came knocking on my door first thing in the morning and didn't look for me. Who do you want to see then?"

"A southerly wind?"

The two nodded silently.

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo became even more incredulous: "Are you two crazy? Coming to my room looking for Nan Feng so early in the morning?"

"Was he able to stay overnight at my place last night?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the surroundings: "Yu Mo, is it possible that it wasn't Nanfeng who spent the night in your room, but you who spent the night in Nanfeng's room last night?"

"what?"

Half asleep, Yu Mo finally got a clear look at her surroundings.

"Are we currently at 3603?"

"Um."

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian nodded in unison.

"oh."

Yu Mo said nonchalantly, "I understand. Is there anything else?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb. He repeated, "Yu Mo, you may not have heard me clearly. You spent the night in Nanfeng's room last night."

"I know."

Yu Mo said nonchalantly, "Anyway, Nanfeng didn't sleep in his own room last night."

Zhang Wei asked, "Are you sure?"

Given that Chong Yumo seemed so dazed that she didn't even notice which room she was sleeping in, he had reason to suspect that she might not have noticed there was someone next to her when she woke up.

Yu Mo paused for a moment, then said, "Wait a minute, let me confirm."

She turned on the light and ran into the room.

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei waited for a long time, but Yu Mo didn't come out of the bedroom. The room was completely silent.

They exchanged a glance, then went straight into Nanfeng's room without further hesitation.

The two first looked at the bed, only to find it empty, seemingly the only sign of Yu Mo sleeping there.

"Thank goodness, thank goodness." Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Nanfeng and Yumo are both single, it wouldn't be a big deal if something actually happened between them.

But the situation between myself and Zhang Wei this morning was already inexplicable enough, and Yu Mo seemed just as confused as they were. If Nan Feng were lying in bed with them, last night would have been a complete mess.

Xiao Xian chuckled and picked up a withered sunflower from the bedside table, teasing it: "Nanfeng, have you been liking sunflowers this much lately?"

He muttered to himself, "He not only filled the balcony with sunflowers, but he also couldn't bear to throw away this sunflower that was so withered it was almost a specimen."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo turned her head and asked, "He filled his balcony with sunflowers?"

"yes."

Xiaoxian pointed towards the balcony: "Right now, all those flowerpots on the balcony that haven't sprouted are full of sunflower seeds. He said a few days ago that he would treat us to sunflower seeds later."

"Is that so..."

Yu Mo smiled sweetly, as if a dazzling firework had exploded in her light-black eyes, leaving only starlight in an instant.

"I also really like sunflowers," she said softly.

Zhang Wei stood beside Yu Mo, looking up at the enormous map of China on the wall and marveling, "What a huge map!"

Zeng Xiaoxian put down his sunflower and came over. He started commenting on the map of China made up of photos of the sun.

"Did Nanfeng cut and splice together photos of the sun from different places? He really has nothing better to do."

"And even if he wanted to put up photos, he should have put them all up. Why is there a missing corner here in Shanghai?"

Yu Mo smiled faintly: "Perhaps he hasn't specifically gone to Shanghai to photograph the sunset yet."

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Yu Mo, how did you know it wasn't sunrise but sunset?"

Yu Mo curled the corners of her lips, trying her best to hide her smugness.

"I just know it anyway."

Because before this, someone had already given him all the beautiful sunrises of his life as a gift.

……

Yu Mo led Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei out of Nan Feng's room, and the three of them went to the living room.

She greeted Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei with the air of a hostess, saying, "You haven't had breakfast yet, have you? There should be sandwiches and lemonade in the fridge. I'll go get them for you."

"Uh... thank you."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't really have much of a desire to eat breakfast, but since Yu Mo was so enthusiastic, he had no choice but to agree.

Zhang Wei was secretly delighted, thinking that he had saved money on breakfast again today.

Yu Mo handed the sandwiches and lemonade to the two of them, and then started eating herself.

"So what are you two doing here looking for Nanfeng so early in the morning?"

She asked as she ate.

"Here's what happened..."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei took turns explaining everything they saw after waking up.

Yu Mo's originally calm expression gradually became blank as the two of them spoke.

Her mouth dropped open, her face filled with disbelief.

"Yu Mo? Yu Mo?"

Zhang Wei stretched out his hand and waved it repeatedly in front of her eyes.

"Wow..."

Yu Mo snapped out of her daze, her eyes sparkling with excitement: "What exactly happened between you two last night? It was so exciting when I woke up."

The two shrugged, and Zeng Xiaoxian, clutching his aching head, said, "It's precisely because neither of us knows anything that we want to ask Nanfeng for clarification."

Yu Mo looked at the two of them suspiciously: "So neither of you remembers anything?"

Zhang Wei shrugged, indicating that he had gone to bed early last night, while Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his splitting headache, looking pained.

"My head is about to explode right now, I really can't remember what happened."

"normal."

Yu Mo muttered under her breath, "You drank almost a whole case of vodka by yourself, no wonder your head is about to explode!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing this: "Yu Mo, you still remember, you still remember, right?"

Before Yu Mo could speak, Zhang Wei nodded firmly: "Yu Mo definitely knows more than we do."

He had his suspicions earlier, after all, he had also woken up and found himself in someone else's room, facing a bunch of inexplicable situations.

Although Yu Mo was just as confused as the other two, she was much more accepting of the situation than they were.

It felt as if she didn't know how the current situation had occurred, but she roughly knew the cause of the events.

"Don't look at me, I don't know much either."

Yu Mo also rubbed her head, showing a headache: "I drank just as much as you did last night, Teacher Zeng, and I have no recollection of what happened after I got drunk."

"But considering that a few of us finished two cases of vodka, I think it's perfectly normal no matter how outrageous things get."

"You have absolutely no recollection of what happened after you got drunk, meaning you remember everything that happened before you got drunk?"

Zeng Xiaoxian urged, "Tell me first why we drank last night, and why we got so drunk?"

For Xiaoxian, who was completely clueless and in utter confusion, knowing even a little bit was better than nothing.

"All right."

Yu Mo put down the sandwich in her hand and explained to Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.

"Here's what happened..."

As Yu Mo spoke, the entire space-time gradually began to freeze and stand still, and then flowed backward at a speed beyond human perception.

When Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei came to their senses, it felt as if they were back in the Sunny Day Bar from the previous night.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)