Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 351 The Troubles of Being a King

3603, when Mika talked about this, she still looked disdainful.

"Teacher Zeng, your last-minute blunder will earn you the contempt of our entire Love Apartment team!"

"It can't be that bad."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled awkwardly, "I can't help it when the alcohol hits me."

"Why don't you confess again later?" Yu Mo asked hopefully.

"What, are you kidding me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes darted around, and he stammered, "I was just fooled by you guys last night. Tell me, how can someone resolve their ex-girlfriend issue one minute and then immediately start confessing their feelings the next?"

"This is far too hasty!"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said arrogantly.]

Confessing your feelings first is never a sign of courage; a true warrior waits for someone to confess their feelings to them!

Besides, I already suffer from Yifei's oppression all the time. If I were to confess my feelings to her now, everyone would definitely think I have masochistic tendencies and look down on me!

At this moment, a voiceover from everyone can be heard: We despise you too!

"cut!"

Everyone was utterly speechless.

Although there are countless stubborn and prideful people in Love Apartment, the most stubborn and prideful one has to be Teacher Zeng.

"I think everyone can put Yifei and Teacher Zeng's matter aside for now, after all, Teacher Zeng's useless nature is well known."

Zhang Wei, disregarding his past relationship with Zeng Xiaoxian, anxiously asked, "Meijia, I think you should tell me about my situation."

Meijia joked, "It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it."

"Here's what happened..."

……

Time has begun to rewind once again.

Inside the Sunny Day Bar, several people shook their heads as they looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drunk and passed out on the sofa.

We thought Teacher Zeng would give them a big surprise, but unexpectedly he just gave everyone a big one.

Ziqiao was so angered by the good-for-nothing Zeng Xiaoxian that he got drunk and started to sigh and groan in a daze.

"All our efforts were in vain, it really was all for naught!"

"I never imagined that Teacher Zeng, this pig brain, would be completely useless when he's sober, and he's still completely useless when he's drunk."

Ziqiao waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I can't take it anymore. I get so angry just looking at Teacher Zeng. I'd better go out and have some fun."

He picked up his coat, got up, and left the bar.

After finishing their last cocktails, they decided to go back to the apartment together.

"That bastard Lu Ziqiao still has the nerve to say he's not drunk; he even grabbed the wrong coat."

Meijia handed Ziqiao's coat to Guangu and Zhanbo: "It's a bit cold tonight, you should help Teacher Zeng put on Ziqiao's coat first."

"it is good."

Zhanbo and Guangu helped Zeng Xiaoxian put on his coat, and then each of them carried the drunk and sleeping Zeng Xiaoxian on one side, preparing to return to the apartment.

Meijia grabbed Yu Mo's precious bag and helped the completely drunk Yu Mo follow behind Zhanbo and Guangu, while Youyou, who had also drunk quite a bit, staggered along in the middle.

The group of six finally returned to the sixth floor. Zhanbo yawned, looking very sleepy, and asked, "Should we go to 3601 or 3604 first?"

Guan Gu thought for a moment and said, "Let's go to 3604 first."

Both Yu Mo and You You were quite drunk, and Zhang Wei had gone to bed early. They still needed to settle the dazed Yu Mo and the overly excited You You first.

As for Teacher Zeng, he's still sleeping anyway, we can just throw him onto the bed in the bedroom and that'll be fine.

So the group went to room 3604. Guangu and Zhanbo first threw Xiaoxian onto the sofa, and then Guangu quickly went up to help Youyou up.

"Guan Gu, I'm not drunk."

Compared to Xiaoxian and Yumo, Youyou couldn't really be considered drunk; she was just unsteady on her feet and overly excited.

Guan Gu said as if coaxing a child, "I know you're not drunk, so why don't you wash up, change your clothes, and go back to your room to sleep, okay?"

"Okay." Youyou nodded, her face slightly flushed.

Just then, Zhang Wei, dressed in SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas and clutching a pillow, walked out in a daze.

[Zhang Wei's puzzled voiceover comes through: "So I walked out by myself last night? But why do I have no recollection of this part?"]

Meijia retorted, displeased, "Zhang Wei, don't interrupt. Let me explain further, and you'll understand."

"Also, what I'm about to say is quite exciting, so please don't interrupt me."

"Zhang Wei, didn't you say you went to bed early tonight?"

Seeing this, Meijia said, "Then hurry up and come help. Yumo, Youyou, and Teacher Zeng are all drunk. Come and lend a hand."

Ignoring Meijia's call, Zhang Wei went straight to the refrigerator and took out a large can of milk that was close to its expiration date and was 50% off at the supermarket.

"What's going on?"

Mika looked puzzled: "Why is he ignoring me? Was I speaking too softly?"

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were vacant, and deduced, "He's probably still half asleep."

"I see."

Meijia nodded.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei walked toward them blankly, his eyes empty and lifeless.

He stood quietly in front of the group, then numbly unscrewed the can of milk.

Youyou was amused by Zhang Wei: "Is Zhang Wei showing off to us that he has milk to drink?"

Guan Gu rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly his eyes lit up: "I know, Zhang Wei must want to pour us milk to help us sober up. I'll go get the cups right now."

He said this and ran towards the kitchen.

Youyou chuckled dryly, "Zhang Wei, we appreciate your kindness, but your milk only had three days left before it expired when we bought it. It's probably expired now, so you should drink it yourself."

"Oh……"

Zhang Wei answered in a daze.

Just as Meijia was about to help Yumo back to her bedroom, Zhang Wei, standing in front of the three women, raised his hand and lashed out.

The milky white milk traced a free arc in the air before precisely splattering onto Meijia, Youyou, and Yumo's faces.

Guan Gu, who rushed back with several cups in his arms, was stunned by what he saw.

Meijia and the others were covered in Zhang Wei's near-expired milk, so much so that they couldn't open their eyes.

Meijia and Youyou were completely bewildered, while Yumo looked up at the sky blankly and asked, "Huh... is it raining?"

After Yu Mo's drunken remarks, the entire 3604 fell into an eerie silence.

Then two piercing screams, loud enough to shatter the entire apartment building, exploded in the living room.

"ah!!!"

Meijia and Youyou were screaming frantically, unsure whether to wipe the milk off their faces or not.

Guan Gu, shocked and frightened, asked, "Zhang Wei, look what you've done!"

He casually picked up a cloth from the table and jogged over to Youyou to wipe her face.

"Guan Gu, thank you."

As Guan Gu gently wiped her face, Youyou felt her body temperature, which had just dropped, begin to rise rapidly again.

Youyou shyly snatched the cloth from Guangu's hand and stammered, "I can do it myself, I can do it myself..."

She was about to cover her face with the cloth when her gaze suddenly froze.

"Guan Gu, where did you get this cloth from?"

Guan Gu casually pointed: "It's on that table..."

He realized something and, for the first time in his life, made the correct deduction: "This is... a rag?"

Youyou nodded, on the verge of tears.

First I got splashed with milk, then I got wiped with a rag; it looks like I'll have to take a good shower tonight.

Yu Mo swayed and sat down against the wall. She mumbled, "This suite leaks when it rains. I'd better sit against the corner so I don't get wet."

...I really don't know whether to say that Yu Mo was smart or stupid when he was drunk.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

At the same time, Zhang Wei ran quickly to the sofa.

He held up the milk like a sniper rifle, aiming at Meijia and the other two: "You rebellious traitors, not only do you call me by my real name, but you also want to order me around!"

"Deceiving the emperor is an unforgivable crime! Watch me snipe you all with my Barrett!"

"Give me back my Barrett? I'll spray you with a mouthful of salt water and kill you!"

Meijia angrily wiped the milk from her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and yelled at Zhang Wei, "Why aren't you sleeping at night? Playing with milk like a water gun?"

"Zhang Wei, are you sick in the head... No, you'd better admit you're sick right now, or you'll die young!"

"How dare you!"

Zhang Wei angrily retorted, "You must address me as Your Majesty!"

"His Majesty?"

Meijia laughed in anger. Her rage rendered her unable to think about what kind of madness Zhang Wei had gone through tonight. She just wanted Zhang Wei to experience the full force of her divine palm strike.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Meijia rolled up her sleeves, her anger barely contained: "Today, I, Chen Meijia, will act on behalf of Heaven and exterminate you, this remnant of feudalism!"

Despite her cute and sweet appearance, Meijia actually has the worst temper among all the girls in the apartment, second only to Yifei.

However, her usually irritable side is usually reserved for Zi Qiao, but tonight Zhang Wei also got to enjoy Qiao's treatment for a while.

Meijia Ghostly Steps swiftly and rushes directly in front of Zhang Wei. She grabs Zhang Wei's ear with one hand and pinches the soft flesh of Zhang Wei's waist with the other.

Zhang Wei was trembling with pain, but he still had to maintain his imperial dignity.

"Big, bold!"

Zhang Wei wanted to retaliate with the milk in his hand, but his intention to attack was too obvious.

He had just picked up the milk when Mika pushed his hand back with her other hand.

The milk in Zhang Wei's hand immediately flew backward, spilling every last drop onto Zeng Xiaoxian, who was fast asleep on the sofa.

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately choked awake by the milk that was poured into his nose. He hunched over and coughed for a while before groggily looking up at the sky.

"Huh...is it raining?"

At this moment, Meijia was still lecturing Zhang Wei: "How dare you be an emperor like this? Is there any emperor who eats instant noodles and drinks milk that is about to expire?"

"If you can be the emperor, then I'll be the empress dowager!"

He was in excruciating pain from Mika's 360-degree devilish pinching of his flesh, but he was stunned when he heard what Mika said.

"Are you the Empress Dowager?"

"right!"

Meijia snapped, annoyed, "Call me Mom!"

"mom!"

Zhang Wei burst into tears and clung tightly to Meijia, refusing to let go.

"Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager... I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"

When Meijia saw Zhang Wei hugging her tightly, she originally wanted to teach this scoundrel who was acting like a hooligan late at night a lesson with a knee kick, but Zhang Wei's sincere crying made her freeze.

Zhang Wei, you can't be acting, right?

You should know that even drama queens like Youyou and Ziqiao couldn't capture his essence.

Meijia's annoyance slowly turned into confusion and helplessness, while Guan Gu and Youyou's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

What on earth is Zhang Wei up to so late at night?

At this moment, Zhang Wei was still sobbing in Meijia's arms.

"Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager, I am under so much pressure."

"I will be defending my thesis at the Imperial Academy next month. Those old scholars at the Imperial Academy look more and more terrifying than the last. I am so afraid that I will not be able to graduate and will be ridiculed by the whole world."

"My goodness, did emperors in ancient China also have to defend their theses?"

Guan Gu looked at Youyou incredulously, as if he wanted to get an answer from her.

Youyou only said four words to this: "Pure nonsense!"

Zhang Wei wiped away his tears and continued, "For a time, I was under so much pressure that I wanted to hang myself with a three-foot-long white silk ribbon. I even left a will saying that I had let down the Grand Tutor's cultivation and the people of the world."

"As a result, the Grand Tutor was very angry after reading my will. He rushed up and stopped me, saying that my will had too high a plagiarism rate and could not pass the test at all. Moreover, the format of the will was not correct and the cited references were not clearly written."

"The Grand Tutor told me to quickly roll off the white silk and redo my will, otherwise... otherwise he'll make me postpone my suicide until next year!"

Zhang Wei burst into tears, crying, "I, the emperor of a nation... even my suicide has to be postponed!"

Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu were struck dumb.

They now realized that something was wrong with Zhang Wei; the story he told didn't seem like something a normal person could come up with.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you?"

Meijia's initial anger vanished, replaced by worry and fear: "Zhang Wei, don't scare us. You don't have a mental illness like Teacher Zeng, do you?"

Suddenly, Guan Gu thought of something, and he shrank behind Youyou in fear.

"Could Zhang Wei have been possessed by the vengeful spirit of some emperor?"

That's right, that must be it, otherwise there's no way to explain how Zhang Wei suddenly became like this.

Youyou gently patted Guan Gu's head to comfort him, "Guan Gu, don't worry. There were no emperors in ancient China who were afraid of failing their thesis defense and not being able to graduate, like Zhang Wei described."

Even if there really was such an eccentric emperor, why would he possess Zhang Wei's body?

Was he after Zhang Wei's daily instant noodles, or Zhang Wei's near-expiry milk?

It can't be because he had enough of the good life in his past life and now wants to experience the hardships of being poor.

There is no such despicable creature in this world. Even Teacher Zeng wouldn't be this despicable.

Looking at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were unfocused, Youyou offered her guess.

"Zhang Wei...is he sleepwalking?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)