Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 352 His Majesty's Beloved Consort

"You mean I sleepwalk?"

Inside room 3603, Zhang Wei pointed at himself in a panic, barely able to speak: "I, I, I, I, I... how could I possibly be sleepwalking?"

Mika playfully mimicked Zhang Wei's tone, saying, "You, you, you, you, you... how would I know if you're sleepwalking?"

She patted Zhang Wei's shoulder heavily: "Your Majesty Zhang Wei, you'd better admit that you were sleepwalking last night, otherwise, given what you did last night, I would definitely spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water."

"Yes, I was sleepwalking."

Faced with Mika's verbal threats, Zhang Wei decisively accepted the new premise that he might sleepwalk.

After all, if he didn't accept this premise, he might very well be humanely destroyed by Mika.

"That's more like it."

Meijia smiled and patted Zhang Wei's head: "Good son, say 'Mom' again, let me hear it?"

"Mika, stop messing around!"

Zhang Wei pushed Meijia's hand away with obvious disgust, then covered his face with his hands in shame.

For Zhang Wei, calling Meijia, a girl younger than himself, "Mom" was incredibly embarrassing.

"Hahahaha... Oh ho!"

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back on the sofa, laughing so hard he almost fell over. He didn't care at all that Zhang Wei had splashed milk on his head the night before, and instead kept giving Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

"Zhang Wei, I never expected that you, who usually seem so cowardly, would be so domineering in your dreams."

"You keep using the 'I, I, I' as a euphemism; are you planning a restoration?"

"If we call you Your Majesty now, when you successfully restore the monarchy, will you be our Grand Marshal?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out his signature sly grin.

"Teacher Zeng, you!"

Zhang Wei's eyes widened in anger. He clearly hadn't expected that this guy, who had previously shared a bed with him, would now be dressed and disown him, making a fool of himself.

I didn't laugh at you much when I was talking about you getting drunk and acting crazy.

Can we still be friends?

Zhang Wei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with grief and indignation, then, as if he had suddenly thought of something, he also imitated Zeng Xiaoxian's sly smile.

"Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to be too proud of yourself. Don't forget how Meijia addressed you just now."

"What else can I call you? Just call me my...beloved concubine?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked dazed; he could no longer laugh.

This overly suggestive form of address gave Xiaoxian a bad feeling.

After I was choked awake by Zhang Wei's milk last night, I wonder if something terrible happened?

Xiaoxian immediately turned to look at Meijia and anxiously urged, "Meijia, what happened next? What happened after that?"

Meijia smiled sweetly: "The story that follows is even more exciting."

……

Let's rewind to last night's 3604.

Upon hearing Youyou's guess about Zhang Wei's sleepwalking, Guan Gu and Meijia exclaimed in unison, "Sleepwalking?"

Guan Gu quickly asked, "Has Zhang Wei ever had a sleepwalking problem?"

"Never." Youyou shook her head.

"Just because he didn't have it before doesn't mean he doesn't have it now."

She pointed to Zhang Wei, who was still hugging Meijia and sobbing uncontrollably: "I think there's no better explanation for Zhang Wei's current condition than sleepwalking."

"That's true."

Guan Gu nodded: "So what should we do? Should we go up and wake Zhang Wei up?"

"I can give it a try, but I feel the success rate is low."

After all, Meijia had rushed right up to Zhang Wei, not only grabbing his ear and yelling, but also pinching the soft flesh on Zhang Wei's waist hard, and Zhang Wei still didn't wake up.

Youyou had no hope that they could wake Zhang Wei up.

Just as Youyou had thought, the three of them tried everything they could but still couldn't wake Zhang Wei up.

Not only that, Zhang Wei in his sleepwalking state is not only full of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) and extremely aggressive, but he is also incredibly powerful.

Guan Gu, who tried to shake him awake, was mistaken for an assassin by Zhang Wei and punched hard. The punch made Guan Gu stagger back, clutching his stomach and sweating profusely, unable to speak for a long time.

Zhang Wei wanted to press his advantage and kill the assassin with his fist, but in the end, Meijia continued to pretend to be the Empress Dowager and said that Guan Gu was a eunuch in her palace. Only then did the filial Zhang Wei magnanimously spare Guan Gu's life.

After recovering, Guan Gu and the swaying Youyou helped each other up. Although Zhang Wei's punch hurt, it did not cause too much damage to Guan Gu.

He even had the leisure to dwell on the matter of eunuchs: "Meijia, why don't you just say I'm your personal bodyguard? Eunuch is such an awful term."

Mika scoffed: "Your personal bodyguard to the Empress Dowager? I'm afraid Zhang Wei would hear this and immediately grab a knife to castrate you, making you the last eunuch in China... no, Japan."

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei, who was still in a sleepwalking state. Her already drowsy mind became even more confused: "What the hell? Does Zhang Wei sleep so well?"

"So he also sleepwalks?"

"In my inner world," Nanfeng explained with a helpless expression.

Zhang Wei came to see me tonight and asked if I had any sleeping pills.

[As a result, when he asked me that question, he stole a whole bottle of sleeping pills and melatonin.]

He certainly wouldn't dare take too many sleeping pills, but I honestly don't know how much melatonin he took.

Although I repeatedly emphasized that taking these two things together would not increase the effectiveness of either medication, and that frequent simultaneous use might even lead to endocrine disorders.

But clearly, Zhang Wei didn't listen to what I said.

[It seems that what's even more terrifying than Zhang Wei sleepwalking is Zhang Wei sleepwalking who can't wake up after taking the medication.]

I call this: Sleepwalking Zhang Wei Plus!

Just when the three of them were at their wits' end with the sleepwalking Zhang Wei Plus, Xiao Xian, who had been choked awake by milk, also stood up unsteadily.

He stared blankly at the ceiling: "The ceiling in room 3604 is really poor quality; it even leaks when it rains."

Zeng Xiaoxian's sudden sound startled Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking. He picked up a sofa cushion and pointed it at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"You audacious thief, when did you get in here? Are you trying to steal my graduation thesis?!"

"Thief? What thief?"

Xiao Xian chuckled and said, "Even if I were a thief, I'd be a heart-stealing handsome thief!"

Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's roundabout way of saying "handsome," Guan Gu silently complained, "Teacher Zeng really didn't forget his narcissism even when he was drunk."

"You're a heart-stealing thief?!"

Zhang Wei was immediately horrified: "That's Lu Xiaobu, the heart-stealing thief who commits all sorts of evil deeds and loves to rip women's hearts out?!"

Youyou began to doubt how much she had drunk that night. Why was it that even though she felt she hadn't lost her mind, the scenes before her eyes made it seem like the whole world was drunk?

She asked, still a little dazed, "What does this have to do with Ziqiao? Besides, what Teacher Zeng said about stealing hearts isn't the same concept as Zhang Wei's stealing hearts!"

The scene before us was already too bizarre, but what was even more bizarre was that one of them was drunk and the other was sleepwalking, yet their brain circuits were still working in sync.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, the Lu Xiaobu you're talking about is my younger brother. His name is 'Lung-Stealing Lecher,' and I'm 'Heart-Stealing Handsome Thief'... Chen He!"

[In his inner world, the drunken Zeng Xiaoxian laughed heartily with a smug satisfaction.]

[I'm not stupid. Why would a thief reveal his identity? Of course, I'd use a fake account like Ziqiao!]

[It just so happens that I've never had a chance to use my alternate account called Chen He, and now it finally has a chance to shine.]

Xiao Xian's words surprised Zhang Wei even more: "So you two brothers committed the crime together... Wait, since one of you stole my heart and the other stole my lungs, you weren't here to steal my graduation thesis?"

"Who would steal your graduation thesis? I graduated from the National Academy a long time ago, okay?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drunk, had just been choked awake by milk, he heard Zhang Wei's tearful complaint to the Empress Dowager. He said with great pride, "And I have a double master's degree in politics and history."

"That amazing?"

"Of course, do you think everyone is as ignorant and incompetent as you, a tyrant?"

Mika's eyes nearly popped out of her head in astonishment: "How did they manage to be on the same wavelength? These two are actually putting on an act."

Upon hearing the word "acting," Youyou's eyes, which had been dazed, suddenly lit up with a dazzling light.

【acting?】

Are they putting on an acting show?

They didn't even call my name when they were acting!

At this moment, Xiaoxian staggered towards Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, give me my phone, I still need to confess to Yifei."

"How dare you!"

"You bastard! Not only do you call me by my real name, but you also dare to confess your love to someone I haven't even taken a concubine for yet! Your crime is utterly unforgivable!"

After saying that, Zhang Wei grabbed the pillow and spun it around 360 degrees, the pillow hitting Zeng Xiaoxian squarely on the head.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face instantly contorted as Zhang Wei slapped him more than a meter into the air, sending him crashing back onto the sofa.

Guan Gu, who had just been punched by Zhang Wei, broke out in a cold sweat upon seeing this: "Zhang Wei, even in a sleepwalking state, is incredibly strong."

Meijia nodded with a sense of relief.

Fortunately, Zhang Wei's defense hadn't increased as much as his strength. He had just launched a preemptive strike that rendered Zhang Wei powerless, and then by chance, he was mistaken for the Empress Dowager by Zhang Wei, which prevented Zhang Wei from retaliating.

Otherwise, as a girl, I really couldn't withstand a punch from Zhang Wei.

Just as Guan Gu and Mei Jia were marveling at Zhang Wei's attack power, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered up from the sofa and exclaimed in surprise, "Hehehe, it doesn't hurt!"

"It doesn't hurt!"

Xiaoxian then walked towards Zhang Wei, who was closest to her, and asked him for her phone: "Zhang Wei, give me my phone quickly, I want to confess to Yifei, I love Yifei."

Xiao Xian's astonishing words even stunned Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state: "What did you just say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian gathered his strength and shouted, "I said, I love Yifei!"

"I! Love! Yi! Fei!"

Zhang Wei was so shocked by Zeng Xiaoxian's howl that he retreated several steps.

"You say you love Yifei? You actually love Yifei?"

He stared blankly at Zeng Xiaoxian, muttering repeatedly, "You said you love Yifei...you love Yifei...you love Fei...love Fei..."

"...My beloved concubine?"

Whether it was just their imagination or not, they felt that a strange light had flashed in Zhang Wei's previously unfocused and lifeless eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already walked up to Zhang Wei at this moment. He put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulder and said confidently.

"Yes, I am Aifei!"

"You are my beloved concubine?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded emphatically: "I am Aifei!"

Zhang Wei suddenly hugged Zeng Xiaoxian tightly and refused to let go.

"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine... I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)