Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 353 Guan Gu's Moment of Despair

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was being held tightly by Zhang Wei, regained his senses for a moment. He couldn't help but start to wonder who was the drunken madman between himself and Zhang Wei.

Unfortunately, this brief moment of rationality and clarity left no trace in his memory, as it was completely overshadowed by the endless drunkenness.

"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine... I am your beloved concubine."

The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian accepted this new setting at a speed that exceeded the expectations of Meijia and the other two. He first smiled sweetly and called out "Your Majesty" in a very shy manner.

However, Xiaoxian quickly realized something and abruptly pushed Zhang Wei away. A look of panic appeared on his flushed face.

"No, I am not your beloved concubine."

"I love Yifei, I can't be your concubine."

"What's the big deal?" Zhang Wei mumbled. "It's the 21st century now, we've been practicing monogamy for a long time, okay?"

Meijia muttered to herself, "So our Emperor Zhang Wei actually knows it's the 21st century? Looks like he's really determined to restore the monarchy."

Guan Gu Diandian: "I always feel that Zhang Wei's brain circuits are shuttling back and forth between two eras. For example, just now, how could the Chinese emperor possibly be using a Barrett sniper rifle?"

Who cares?

Mika exclaimed excitedly, "I have a feeling the upcoming scenes are going to get even more exciting! I'm going to get some popcorn!"

Before Guan Gu could stop her, Mei Jia, relying on her status as the Empress Dowager, had already run back to 3602 to get popcorn, enjoying unimpeded passage.

Zeng Xiaoxian panicked even more when he heard about monogamy. He mumbled incoherently, "Yes, we are monogamous now. I love my beloved concubine, so I can't be your Yifei."

Zhang Wei mechanically and slowly pointed to himself and said, "One husband and one wife means one husband and one wife."

"I am your husband, and Yifei can be your wife."

"Don't worry, I studied law, and I guarantee that what I'm doing will absolutely not be illegal!"

Guan Gu was completely dumbfounded. So this is how monogamy can be explained?

He really felt that Zhang Wei should be sent to a Chinese language training class on Mars to get proper training in Chinese. Otherwise, with his current supermodel-level Chinese comprehension ability, Guan Gu seriously doubted whether he could understand legal provisions.

However, strictly speaking, Zhang Wei's "monogamy" doesn't seem to be illegal.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned by Zhang Wei's unique monogamous system at this moment, but he soon showed a smile of sudden realization.

Xiao Xian laughed foolishly, "That's right, we are now a monogamous couple."

"That's alright then, I can be your beloved concubine."

So Xiaoxian, with red eyes, gazed at Zhang Wei with a dreamy look that was almost drunk.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

Zhang Wei also opened his arms, waiting for Xiao Xian's hug.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

As the two bewildered individuals gazed deeply into each other's eyes, a romantic melody gradually began to play.

When the mountains lose their sharp edges, when the rivers cease to flow.

When time stands still and day and night are indistinguishable, when all things in heaven and earth vanish into nothingness.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

I still can't break up with you, I can't break up with you.

Your gentleness is my greatest wish in this life...

Xiao Xian opened his arms and slowly approached Zhang Wei step by step.

This formidable couple... this perfect pair, finally took a crucial step tonight.

They embraced each other tightly, one with a dazed look in his eyes and the other with a vacant gaze, yet at that moment, their eyes could only hold the other.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

As the music reached its climax, to Guan Gu and Youyou's utter astonishment, their faces drew closer and closer, their lips even pouting...

……

"What?!"

In 3604, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei exclaimed in unison.

"You mean us? We kissed...we kissed?!"

Zhang Wei covered his face with his hands, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a germaphobe, started dry heaving repeatedly.

No, not at all.

Since Mika went to get popcorn, the second half of the story was narrated by Guan Gu.

He explained, "You two were either drunk or sleepwalking. You kept pouting and turning your heads, but you just couldn't get your mouths in the same place as each other. So you just kept hugging and turning your heads."

Zhang Wei exhaled a breath of stale air: "It's good that it's not accurate, thank goodness it's not accurate."

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped gagging and squinted, grinning mischievously. "Guan Gu, you should have said so earlier! You scared us half to death."

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian looked at each other with smiles, and at that moment, the music seemed to play in their minds again.

Let us live freely and unrestrained in this mortal world, galloping on horseback and sharing in its splendor.

Let us raise a glass and sing to express our joy, seizing the fleeting years of youth with passion and fervor...

The smiles on their faces vanished instantly, replaced by utter disdain for each other.

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei, who were sitting together very close to each other, got up from the sofa at the same time.

Zhang Wei went to the leftmost sofa and sat with Meijia, while Xiaoxian went to the rightmost sofa and squeezed in with Guangu.

Yu Mo sat alone on the sofa in the middle, looking depressed: "What the hell? You made me look forward to nothing."

Xiao Xian forced a stiff smile: "Luckily you were disappointed, otherwise Zhang Wei and I would have been ruined."

"cut."

Yu Mo turned her head away, unwilling to pay attention to this good-for-nothing who could fall asleep halfway through confessing his feelings.

Xiao Xian found himself embarrassed and could only continue asking Guangu Dao.

"And then what happened? How did we break up?"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia sighed upon hearing this: "And then..."

……

Last night in 3604, Guan Gu painfully held his forehead with his hand.

"I knew that Teacher Zeng's love life would definitely improve tonight after he got drunk, but I never expected that his love life tonight would be with Zhang Wei!"

"And Youyou, could you please turn off this background music? I almost saw a string of pink heart-shaped bubbles appear between the two of them just now."

"The background music? I didn't turn it on."

Youyou didn't even glance at Guan Gu; she just stared excitedly at Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, her face full of eager anticipation.

She really wanted to join.

"Not you?" Guan Gu was immediately puzzled. "Then who could it be?"

"it's me."

Guan Gu turned his head in the direction of the sound and saw a monster with a face covered in gray-black cement grinning at him, its white teeth shining brightly against the backdrop of the cement.

"what!"

Guan Gu was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly, which also caused Youyou, whom he was supporting, to sway and back away, and then Youyou fell on her bottom.

"Yu Mo, what are you doing now?"

As Guan Gu helped Youyou up, he looked up at Yu Mo and asked.

Yu Mo held a large bowl full of egg white face mask and applied it to her face: "Can't you tell? It's beauty time, I'm putting on a face mask."

Guan Gu asked hesitantly, "Are you sober now?"

"Sober? I wasn't drunk at all."

Yu Mo smiled faintly: "I just thought it was funny to see Teacher Zeng drunk, so I pretended to be drunk to keep him company."

Guan Gu tentatively held up one finger: "Tell me, how many is this?"

She peeked out slightly, squinted, and staggered over.

Seeing her swaying as she walked, Guan Gu was afraid that Yu Mo would smash the bowl in her hand.

Yu Mo grabbed Guan Gu's hand, which was holding up a finger, and almost brought it to her own eyes before speaking with certainty.

"eight!"

She smiled foolishly, her eyes filled with clear naivety. "...It's just missing a stroke."

Guan Gu: "..."

The assessment is complete; Yu Mo is truly drunk.

At this moment, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, who had been fidgeting, turned around slowly because of Guan Gu's scream.

Then they were startled by Yu Mo.

"Strange...strange...strange...monster!"

Zhang Wei immediately retreated behind Zeng Xiaoxian: "My beloved consort, I hereby appoint you as the Grand Marshal of all the armies under Heaven. Go and deal with this monster!"

"don't want!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, his eyes glazed with drunkenness, said, "I'm just drunk, not stupid. How can a human possibly beat a monster?"

"monster?"

Yu Mo chuckled foolishly: "Are you guys playing house with me? Okay, I love playing house the most."

Then, like a baring wildcat, she growled in a low voice, "I'm a monster, I'm going to start eating people!"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

"The monster is going to eat people!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, this pair of lovebirds who had come together by chance, were now facing imminent disaster and went their separate ways. The two scattered and fled. At this moment, Yu Mo, holding her egg white face mask, swayed and walked towards the person who was closest to her.

Guan Gu was completely stunned. What was going on?

Another one?

"Yu Mo, why are you here... Zhang Wei, don't go to the balcony!" He ran towards the balcony.

Fortunately, while the sleepwalker and the two drunkards were either incredibly strong, fearless of pain, and one of them could occasionally use his brain and outsmart the other two, their movement speed was greatly reduced.

Guan Gu took off running as fast as he could and finally managed to lock the balcony door first.

Then he kept his distance from Zhang Wei, afraid of getting punched by Zhang Wei again.

When Guan Gu turned around, he found that Youyou had also joined the battle.

"You audacious monster, as long as my chrysanthemum is here, you absolutely cannot harm the Fifth Prince... Bah, you absolutely cannot harm His Majesty."

Yes, Youyou, who was already a little tipsy, now completely indulged her acting instincts.

Youyou was already itching to join in when Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were acting out their scenes, and now that even Yu Mo has a role, how could she be content to just watch from the sidelines?

Tang's acting principle states: "A performance is something you have to fight for."

It didn't matter if the assistant director and the others cut her scenes; she would just take back her scenes from her apartment.

Tang's Performance Rules: Show Time!

"long!"

Guan Gu nearly collapsed upon seeing this. How could the number of madmen have increased from two to four in such a short period of time?

Meijia went to get popcorn and hasn't come back yet. Even if she does come back, the two of them, Meijia and I, can't subdue four lunatics.

Wanyu is still working part-time, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce are at a dubbing studio, Yifei is on a date, and Ziqiao... cannot be found.

Good heavens, are there no other normal people besides me and Meijia tonight?

Oh, right, Zhanbo!

Guan Gu's eyes lit up. He clearly remembered that Zhanbo had helped Teacher Zeng in just now, but after all that had happened, Zhanbo seemed to have disappeared.

Zhanbo, where are you!

Guan Gu looked around anxiously and finally found Zhan Bo fast asleep under the sofa.

Zhanbo: I'm asleep, please don't disturb me.

ZZZZZ……

Guan Gu looked at Zhan Bo, who had suddenly developed narcolepsy, with despair, while all he could hear was the bickering of a sleepwalker, two drunkards, and a theatrical madman.

He finally lost all hope.

"No!!!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)