Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 354 Niohuru Ziwei

Just as Guan Gu was collapsing, Zhang Wei stared blankly at Youyou, who had suddenly rushed out to protect him, with a puzzled look on his face.

Who are you?

Once she entered her "drama queen" mode, Youyou pulled Zhang Wei along to evade Yu Mo's pursuit while simultaneously trying to instill her own persona into him.

"Your Majesty, I am Chrysanthemum, your most loyal little palace maid."

"When you were the Fifth Prince, I was a palace maid in your household, taking care of your daily life."

"Even after you ascend the throne, I will still be the most loyal palace maid by your side."

Youyou straightened her back, striking a pose of loyal protection of her master.

"Your Majesty, rest assured, as long as I, Chrysanthemum, am here, I will definitely not let this black-faced, fanged monster harm you!"

Zhang Wei's already bewildered gaze became even more vacant.

A palace maid? The Fifth Prince? Chrysanthemums?

Not impressed at all.

He is an only son, so where did this Fifth Prince come from?

Besides, I'm not the emperor of the Qing Dynasty.

The persona that Youyou instilled in Zhang Wei clashed with the underlying logic of Zhang Wei's dream world, leaving Zhang Wei completely stuck in place.

Fortunately, Yu Mo's attention is currently focused on Zeng Xiaoxian, who is currently with him, which gives him time to process these conflicting messages.

After a while, Zhang Wei nodded in sudden realization.

"Oh, it's a chrysanthemum... Chrysanthemum, you're so good to me."

"Chrysanthemum, don't worry, I will definitely not treat you unfairly."

Our Emperor Zhang Wei was deeply moved by the loyalty of the little palace maid Juhua, but he soon began to dislike the name Juhua.

"However, the name 'Chrysanthemum' is really too awful and doesn't suit my refined aesthetic at all."

"From now on, you shall be called Ziwei."

"Um... Thank you for bestowing a name upon me, Your Majesty."

Youyou didn't think the name "Ziwei" was much more elegant than "Juhua" (chrysanthemum). They were both flowers anyway, so how could Ziwei be more noble than Juhua?

Besides, when faced with Zhang Wei's dark face, which resembled Fu Erkang from "New My Fair Princess," Youyou remembered that she was now called Ziwei, and a classic line inexplicably began to echo repeatedly in her mind.

Erkang: "I like you so much."

[Ziwei: "Me too."]

[Erkang: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly!"]

[Ziwei: "Me too, me too, me too! You have as much as I have! No, no, I have even more than you."]

[Erkang: "You can't possibly have more than me, because I'm already full!"]

[Ziwei: "If you're full, then I'll overflow!"]

The thought of herself, Ziwei, riding the same horse across the grasslands with Fu Erkang, who had Zhang Wei's face, and saying such shameful lines was simply unacceptable to Youyou.

If you replaced Erkang's face with Guan Gu's, that would be acceptable.

With a slight buzz from the alcohol, Youyou's mind began to wander.

In her imagination, she and Guan Gu rode the same horse, galloping freely across the vast grassland.

The two of them were saying lines that initially felt incredibly embarrassing, but upon reflection, felt incredibly sweet.

Guan Gu said in broken Chinese, "Youyou, I like you so much."

[Youyou lowered her head shyly and said timidly, "Me too."]

Guan Gu's lips curled slightly upwards as he deliberately shouted loudly, "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly!"

[She gently bit her red lips with her pearly teeth, finally proclaiming her emotions loudly: "Me too, me too, me too! Whatever you have, I have too! No, no, I have more than you."]

[Guan Gu: "You can't possibly have more than me, because I'm already full!"]

[Youyou: "If you're full, then I'll overflow!"]

Youyou couldn't help but smile wistfully; she felt that the vodka tonight was incredibly intoxicating.

I clearly didn't drink that much.

"Ziwei, Ziwei?"

Zhang Wei, who was hiding behind Youyou, stretched out his big black hand and kept waving it in front of Youyou's eyes. Youyou came back to her senses and subconsciously turned her head to look behind her.

The image that immediately catches the eye is still that of Fu Erkang, the black-faced character from "New My Fair Princess".

Youyou instantly lost interest.

At this moment, Yu Mo, who had been unable to catch Xiao Xian, finally turned her attention to Zhang Wei and Youyou.

"The big monster is coming, roar..."

Yu Mo, clutching her precious face mask, stumbled and ran toward the two of them.

"Ziwei, hurry up!"

Without hesitation, Zhang Wei pushed Youyou forward: "As long as you can defeat this monster, I will bestow upon you a noble surname: Niohuru."

"Then you'll be Niohuru Ziwei!"

After saying that, Zhang Wei took off running.

When Zhang Wei pushed her like that, Youyou turned around and looked at him in utter astonishment.

Everyone knows that emperors are cold-blooded creatures, but Youyou never expected that even Zhang Wei, the emperor in her dreams, was so cold-blooded.

One minute he was saying he would definitely not treat me badly, the next he was just making an empty promise to Niu Hulu Ziwei, and then he pushed himself into the monster in his eyes.

What's the difference between this and sending yourself to your death?

[A tyrannical ruler! A tyrannical ruler indeed!]

I curse you to never graduate from the Imperial Academy in your lifetime!

Although Youyou was very dissatisfied with Emperor Zhang Wei's cold-blooded behavior, she was, after all, a professional actress, and her own feelings and emotions were different from those of the character Niohuru Ziwei.

With her excellent acting skills, Youyou completely immersed herself in the role of Ziwei, and she did not hesitate to confront and deal with the monster Yu Mo.

In reality, the so-called standoff and maneuvering was just Youyou taking Yumo for a walk all over the living room.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, one drunk and the other sleepwalking, were naturally terrified of Yu Mo with her face blackened, and they couldn't even keep up with Yu Mo's speed.

But for someone like Youyou, who was only three-tenths drunk, escaping the pursuit of Yu Mo, that black-faced monster, was incredibly easy.

Although neither of them was very fast, Youyou could still playfully tease Yumo, the little black cat with cement all over its face.

Youyou was extremely excited, as if she had drunk fake alcohol. With her agile movements, she would sometimes dart past Yu Mo and rub her already messy hair, and sometimes she would sneak up from behind and slap Yu Mo's plump buttocks.

Youyou did this partly to attract Yumo's attention, so that she could stay away from Zhang Wei, whom she was supposed to protect.

On the other hand, it was purely out of jealousy towards Yu Mo's figure.

"Hey, you can't catch me."

"Hey, you can't catch me again."

"Hey, you still can't catch me."

Youyou started to feel smug and made faces at Yumo.

Yu Mo was already slow to run, and her mind was foggy and not very sharp. Not to mention she was carrying such a big bowl of egg white face mask in her arms, making her look clumsy.

After being teased by Youyou, she suddenly got angry like a child, her lips pouting so high they were almost higher than the sky.

"Ugh, I hate it so much!"

Yu Mo, holding her breath and unwilling to admit defeat, continued to chase after You You.

Just then, Mika finally returned carrying a large bucket of popcorn. She looked at the four crazy guys chasing and playing around in the living room, a look of bewilderment on her face.

What's going on? Zhang Wei and Teacher Zeng were already crazy enough, how did Yu Mo and Youyou join in too?

Mika muttered in shock, "Could it be that madness is contagious?"

She stood blankly at the doorway, her eyes darting around the suite, trying to find a normal person like herself in room 3604.

As a result, Meijia saw Zhanbo sleeping soundly under the sofa, and Guan Gu standing in front of the balcony door with a blank expression and his hair messed up by his own scratching.

Compared to Zhanbo, who can stay asleep despite all the noise in the living room, Meijia feels that Guangu has more potential for redemption.

She pulled Guan Gu to the only relatively quiet place in the bedroom hallway.

"Guan Gu, what exactly happened?"

"It doesn't matter, none of it matters."

Guan Gu waved his hand in despair, muttering to himself, "They're all crazy, everyone's gone mad tonight!"

"Let's just go crazy like this, maybe we'll feel better when we wake up tomorrow."

"Wait a minute, will things really be better after we wake up tomorrow, or will everyone go even crazier?"

Guan Gu scratched his head frantically.

"The four guys in the living room are just sleepwalking or drunkenly acting crazy. They'll be normal when they wake up tomorrow. But if you keep going like this, you're going to become a real lunatic!"

Meijia patted Guangu on the shoulder heavily: "It's precisely at times like these that you need to stand up."

"Sekiya, now is the time to test your Bushido spirit."

Guan Gu was unsure of himself: "Me? Can I do it?"

"Of course, no problem."

Mika expressed her trust in Guan Gu in a firm tone.

"You always claim to be the last samurai of Japan, so when is there a time when you are needed more than now?"

"Look at you Japanese high school students, all of you are busy with the important task of being summoned by a goddess and saving another world."

"You're so much older than them. All we're asking is for you to do is save our apartment and give us a peaceful night. There's no reason you can't do that, is there?"

After being persuaded by Meijia, Guan Gu regained his confidence and said with great fighting spirit.

"Okay, I'll try again."

"Great, very energetic!" Mika gave Guan Gu a thumbs up.

So the two of them strode back into the living room with their heads held high, ready to subdue the four guys.

It's time to bring this farce to a perfect close!

The first person they approached was Youyou, who was relatively the most clear-headed.

Meijia hugged her best friend and advised, "Youyou, tonight has been chaotic enough. Why don't you stop messing around with them?"

"First, please call me Niohuru Ziwei."

"Secondly, I'm not going to stop!"

Tears welled up in Youyou's eyes as she said, aggrieved, "I worked so hard filming for over half a month, why can they just cut it like that?"

"Those two lead actors didn't even memorize their lines; the staff had to hold up the teleprompter for them."

"Why do they have the right to add scenes at will, one after another, and change stunt doubles one after another?"

"And we small-time actors work so hard for so long, only to have our scenes cut down to just two and a half minutes because of some bullshit 'force majeure,' and even then, half a minute of it is just me being tossed around in the dust!"

Drunk, Youyou decided to go completely wild: "Why can Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, and Yu Mo all act recklessly, but I can't?"

"I don't care, I don't want to, I just want to act!"

"Since the production team and director didn't leave me any scenes, I'm going to fight for them in my apartment!"

Guan Gu hesitated, then said, "Youyou, you..."

Youyou looked up at Guangu, and driven by her drunkenness, she grabbed Guangu's arm and shook it gently, while saying coquettishly, "Guangu, you promised me that if there's a chance next time, you'll act with me, and you can act however you want."

"You promised me, so you can't go back on your word."

Guan Gu hesitated for a moment.

Seeing Guan Gu's troubled expression, Mei Jia shook his other arm vigorously: "Guan Gu, wake up! You're not going to betray us, are you?"

[In his inner world, Guan Gu looked at Youyou and Meijia on either side of him, feeling very conflicted.]

[On one side is Youyou, on the other is Meijia... Wait, who is Meijia?]

I don't know them, I'm not very familiar with them, and I don't understand them.

Guan Gu flicked his finger at Mei Jia, who flew out of his sight with a cry.

"Okay, Youyou, let's give it a good performance tonight!"

"Yay, I knew Guan Gu was the best!"

Overjoyed, Youyou hugged Guan Gu tightly like an octopus, while Guan Gu was stunned for a moment before a happy smile appeared on his face.

Only Mika, standing to the side, looked utterly despairing.

Oh no, another one's gone mad.