Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 355 On the Outbreak of World War III

Seeing that Guan Gu had chosen to support her, Youyou's cheeks flushed even more.

She smiled sweetly, her voice even sweeter than usual: "Then, Guan Gu, you are now the little eunuch in the Empress Dowager's palace: Xiao Gu Zi."

"A little eunuch?"

Guan Gu clicked his tongue softly, clearly uninterested in the role of a eunuch.

However, seeing Youyou's expectant look, Guangu decided not to spoil her fun.

"A little eunuch is fine, but then... Ziwei, what should we do now?"

Youyou pointed at Yu Mo, who was chasing Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, and said, "Now we will subdue the monster and rescue His Majesty and his beloved concubine."

"it is good."

Guan Gu nodded emphatically.

So Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's wrist, and the two headed to the battlefield together.

"No, you..."

Mika looked at the five crazy people playing around in the living room with a confused expression. She looked down at the big bucket of popcorn she had brought and suddenly burst out laughing.

Whatever, whatever, let them do whatever they want.

I'd rather just find a place to eat popcorn and watch a movie.

She first found a thin blanket and threw it on Zhanbo, who was fast asleep under the sofa, then sat on the sofa nonchalantly and watched the group of crazy people chase and play around.

"You can fight all you want, but don't hurt the Empress Dowager."

While eating popcorn, Meijia took out her phone and started recording: "I'm an old woman, I can't take your young people's nonsense."

At this moment, Guan Gu and Youyou were still walking Yu Mo around in circles, while Zhang Wei, that dog emperor, seeing that the monster had temporarily lost its threat, went off to flirt with his beloved concubine.

Zhang Wei pulled Xiao Xian into his arms and said with a doting expression, "My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine, after I marry the Empress Dowager... I will make you a princess."

"No, we are in the Qing Dynasty now, I should make you a princess."

"what?"

Mika, who was eating popcorn, accidentally bit her tongue when she heard this.

"what!"

She looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief. "You're playing pretty big games, aren't you, Emperor?"

I, the Empress Dowager, treat you like my own son, and you actually want me to be your godmother?

This is truly a moral depravity!

"Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog emperor!" Mika, who had bitten her tongue, cursed.

Compared to Mika's shock, the drunken Xiaoxian actually found it quite enjoyable.

He buried his head in Zhang Wei's arms and said coquettishly, "No, no, I want to be a princess now."

Zhang Wei replied blankly, "But we don't have the headdress that princesses wear."

"I have a way."

Zeng Xiaoxian jogged straight to the balcony door, opened the locked door, and casually took off a black bra.

Upon seeing this, Youyou immediately panicked: "Teacher Zeng, those are my underwear!"

Zeng Xiaoxian ignored him and slowly put the bra on his head and flipped it over. The bra instantly turned into something like Mickey Mouse ears tied to his head. At first glance, it really did look like a princess's headdress.

Xiao Xian, with a delicate, orchid-like gesture, raised one leg in an extremely seductive manner and boasted, "I transform into a princess in a second!"

"puff!"

Meijia instantly turned into a popcorn shooter, spraying out all the popcorn in her mouth.

"Hahahaha..."

She clutched her stomach and burst into laughter, not forgetting to zoom in on her phone camera for a close-up of Teacher Zeng.

Feeling inexplicably embarrassed along with Zeng Xiaoxian, Youyou kept bumping her head against Guan Gu's shoulder: "Teacher Zeng is still using such an old joke, and he's even using my underwear!"

Guan Gu was struck dumb, and wished he could rush up and give Zeng Xiaoxian an over-the-shoulder throw.

Yu Mo seized the opportunity and firmly grasped Youyou's wrist, laughing foolishly, "I've got you."

Youyou had no time to pay attention to Yumo right now; she was still bumping her head against Guan Gu's shoulder.

"Hey, I've got you!"

Yu Mo, who was already angry, became even more dissatisfied.

We finally managed to catch one person, and you guys are trying to cheat us!

His Majesty Zhang Wei clapped his hands repeatedly in praise: "My beloved concubine is indeed exceptionally intelligent. From now on, you will be known as the Extraordinary Person."

"What the hell is this 'extraordinary personality' thing?!"

Youyou couldn't take it anymore: "You tyrant, and you, you vixen concubine!"

"Hey, I've caught you! Why are you ignoring me?!"

Drunk, Yu Mo was now roaring weakly like a baring little kitten.

Zhang Wei flew into a rage upon hearing Youyou's insults: "How dare you! You are insulting the monarch!"

"So what if I insult you!"

Unable to continue playing the loyal palace maid Ziwei, Youyou simply tore up the script and changed her character. After all, this wasn't the first time she'd changed a script.

"Actually, I'm not just your little palace maid Chrysanthemum; I'm also the entrusted palace maid who was ordered by the late emperor to supervise your orphaned children!"

"Entrusting the orphan...to a palace maid?!"

The others present were even more shocked upon hearing this; what kind of crazy emperor would entrust his son to a palace maid?

"That's right, I am Chrysanthemum, the Orphan of the Palace!"

Youyou said rather proudly, "I have a secret formula bestowed by the late emperor... Please wait a moment."

She went straight to the kitchen and grabbed a salted fish.

"I possess the imperial sword bestowed upon me by the late emperor, which can be used to execute tyrannical rulers and treacherous officials."

With the strong conviction of an actress, Youyou aimed the "Shangfang Salted Fish Sword" at Zhang Wei and raised Guan Gu's wrist, saying.

"The late emperor left a will that if you are incompetent and incapable of fulfilling your duties, then I shall use this imperial sword to cut off your head and enthrone the eighteenth prince, Aisin Gioro Guangu."

"Me? The Eighteenth Prince?"

Guan Gu looked completely bewildered: "Didn't you just say I was just a lowly eunuch serving the Empress Dowager?"

Youyou tilted her head and whispered, "That was just your disguise. You're actually a fake eunuch."

Guan Gu was even more confused: "A fake eunuch?"

Meijia leaned back on the sofa, almost laughing herself to death: "A fake eunuch in the harem? Guangu, you're quite the ladies' man."

"If you ask me, you shouldn't be called Aisin-Gioro Guan Gu. You should just be called Aisin-Gioro Lao Ai."

"Who is Old Ai? The Dark Mage?" Guan Gu asked in confusion.

"It wasn't Lao Ai, it was Lao Ai. Lao Ai was a fake eunuch, and he had two children with the Empress Dowager... Never mind what I said."

Meijia then remembered that she was now the Empress Dowager, and that telling this joke made it seem as if she had ulterior motives towards Guan Gu.

Although it's not like I've never had any ill intentions, those are all things of the past.

"Hello!"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, Yu Mo stomped her feet in frustration: "Is there anyone going to talk to me?"

However, her childish roars went unnoticed by the others.

Youyou continued, "None of that matters. What matters is that you, Aisin-Gioro Zhang Wei, are a tyrant!"

She raised the "Imperial Sword" and approached the trembling Zhang Wei step by step: "You are not good at your studies, you have no interest in politics, you favor the evil concubine, and you even want to plot against the Empress Dowager!"

"I, Chrysanthemum, will use this imperial sword to chop you down today!"

"ah!!!"

Faced with Youyou, who was walking towards him with the "Imperial Sword," Emperor Zhang Wei did not hesitate to push his beloved concubine in his arms to block the sword, and then ran away.

"You tyrant, where do you think you're going!"

Youyou pushed Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing her underwear on his head, away with a look of disgust. Holding a salted fish, she walked around a few steps as if she were standing on a stage.

She cried out in a theatrical voice, "You tyrant, give me your life!"

Then Youyou chased after Zhang Wei, wanting to take the dog's head off his neck.

"Guan Gu, help me!" Youyou shouted.

"Oh, oh, oh..."

Guan Gu took a deep breath, trying his best to adopt the persona Youyou had created for him: "You tyrant, today I will carry out my father's dying wish and execute you!"

So he chased after Zhang Wei.

"Hey! Why are you ignoring me?!"

Seeing that Youyou, whom she had caught, was completely ignoring her, and even Guan Gu, who was standing nearby, had left, Yu Mo's anger bar was now completely full.

Isn't this just cheating when you can't win?

I despise people who cheat!

Yu Mo looked down at the large bowl of egg white face mask she was holding and revealed an evil smile.

Pandora's box is about to be opened!

She reached out and scooped up a clump of egg white face mask, aiming it directly at Youyou!

While Youyou was arresting Zhang Wei, she was caught off guard and had her eyes covered by an egg white face mask thrown by Yu Mo.

"Yay, perfect!" Yu Mo cheered happily.

"long!"

Just as Guan Gu was about to check on Youyou, he was hit squarely in the face by sharpshooter Yu Mo.

Yu Mo revealed a wicked grin: "You all forced me to this, I'm really angry!"

She scooped up clumps of egg white face mask and launched an indiscriminate attack on everyone.

"Die, you bastards!"

Faced with the monster Yu Mo's mask bombardment, whether it was the emperor, concubines, palace maids, fake eunuchs, or even the empress dowager, they all had to protect their popcorn and flee in panic.

"Yu Mo, calm down, don't throw it!" Mei Jia quickly tried to dissuade him.

If Yu Mo continues to be abandoned like this, the entire 3604 will need a major cleaning.

"don't want!"

While suppressing the attack, Yu Mo said angrily, "If you won't listen to me, I won't listen to you either."

"This can't go on."

Zhang Wei muttered, "The monster's ultimate attack is too powerful! My beloved, let's go to my armory and snipe her with a Barrett!"

"good!"

The drunken Zeng Xiaoxian showed no resentment towards his emperor for using him as a shield. Instead, he asked疑惑地问道, "But where is our armory?"

"There!"

Zhang Wei pointed to the refrigerator.

Despite Yu Mo's barrage of fire, the two finally reached the refrigerator and retrieved Zhang Wei's expired milk.

"You little monster, how dare you be so arrogant! Watch as my beloved concubine and I snipe you with our Barrett rifles!"

Then the two of them opened the milk bottles and started wildly spraying their ammunition around the hall.

"Come on then, do you think I'm afraid of the two of you!"

Undeterred, Yu Mo took on two opponents at once, engaging in a head-on confrontation with Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian in the living room.

Logically speaking, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian had plenty of milk bullets, and it was two against one, so they shouldn't have lost.

However, one of them was sleepwalking and the other was completely drunk, so their shooting accuracy was no match for Yu Mo's. In the end, even with their ammunition advantage, the two of them could only barely manage to fight Yu Mo to a draw.

"Hey, all of you, calm down!"

Meijia shouted loudly, but just like everyone had ignored Yu Mo earlier, no one paid any attention to her now.

Although no one paid any attention to Meijia, her voice did successfully attract the attention of Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.

"Your Majesty, what should we do with those two palace maids and eunuchs who plotted rebellion?"

"Let's snipe together!"

"Oh... but the Empress Dowager is still with them."

Emperor Zhang Wei pursed his lips and said coldly, "And take care of that too. Tonight's scandal must not be known to a third person besides me and my beloved concubine!"

"it is good."

So Zeng Xiaoxian rushed towards Meijia and the other two who were huddled to the side, splashing the milk from the bottle as if it were free.

"what!"

Mika, her body covered in expired milk, pouted and looked down at the bucket of popcorn in her arms with extreme grievance.

Can you still eat perfectly good popcorn if it's been doused with expired milk?

"My popcorn..."

Mika, filled with grief and indignation, and Guan Gu and Youyou, who were also soaked and extremely angry, exchanged a glance, their eyes flashing with a sharp, cold light.

"I, the Empress Dowager, will fight you all to the death!"

She reached into her hand, pulled out a handful of inedible popcorn, and hurled it at Zeng Xiaoxian: "How dare you ruin my popcorn! Today, I will uphold justice and eliminate you two, you tyrant and your vile concubine!"

"We're here too!"

Guan Gu and Youyou each grabbed a handful of popcorn and bombarded Zhang Wei, Xiao Xian, and Yu Mo indiscriminately.

Today, only one of the three parties can win!

"You dare ignore me!"

"Watch as my beloved concubine and I ambush you treacherous officials!"

"Today we are setting things right and restoring a bright and clear world for all the people!"

The three sides launched a fierce bombardment, and this crazy night officially entered the era of the Three Kingdoms' chaotic war.

Zhanbo, who was fast asleep, felt the sounds around him getting louder and louder, and it seemed like something had fallen on him.

He opened his eyes groggily and saw only milk, popcorn, and clumps of dark things flying around in the sky.

What's going on? Am I dreaming?

Yes, I must be dreaming, otherwise how could it be so absurd in reality?

Then Zhanbo closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep again.

The three-way battle gradually intensified. When the milk, popcorn, and egg white face masks ran out, they switched to soy sauce, sesame oil, and olive oil. When the condiments in the kitchen ran out, they started a water fight.

Their battlefields were no longer limited to the living room of 3604; the kitchen, bathroom, and the bedrooms of Yu Mo, You You, and Zhang Wei had all become their battlegrounds.

When Nanfeng and Curry Sauce returned, the entire 3604 was in a terrible state. Traces of milk, popcorn, egg white face masks, and a bunch of other miscellaneous condiments were scattered all over the floor and walls.

"Oh my God."

Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise, "Are you guys planning to demolish 3604?"

Nanfeng gasped in shock: "I never dreamed that World War III would start here."

He looked strangely at the six people standing in room 3604: "So, can any of you six tell me what exactly happened?"

Meijia, who was the most clear-headed, breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Nanfeng return. Only then did she realize what her group of friends had just done.

Meijia was about to explain the whole story to Nanfeng when Yumo suddenly pounced into Nanfeng's arms.

"Nanfeng, you're finally back."

Yu Mo clung to Nan Feng's waist, refusing to let go, and pointed at the other five guys with teary eyes, complaining.

"The five of them ganged up on me. Not only did they ignore me, but they also splashed milk on me and threw popcorn at me!"

"They've really gone too far!"

Nanfeng's eyes narrowed upon hearing this.

When the relatively sober Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu heard Yu Mo's explanation of what had just happened, their eyes widened in surprise.

Strictly speaking, not a single word Yu Mo said was a lie.

But, but, but... why don't you mention how you just bombarded the five of us like a madwoman?

Is this how you tattle?!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)