Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 361: No genuine feelings, just a bunch of tricks.

In fact, Yu Mo had already been quite polite to Teacher Zeng.

If Nanfeng were here, who knows how much he would tease Zeng Xiaoxian.

[In his inner world, Nanfeng clapped his hands and said sarcastically.]

[So, Teacher Zeng's two confessions in one night completely shattered everyone's values ​​and shocked everyone present.]

[It's one thing for him to be a jerk, but he also makes the entire apartment uneasy.]

My assessment is: What a disgrace! He should be buried as soon as possible.

[Unless he takes the initiative to confess his feelings to Yifei now, we might consider forgiving him.]

Otherwise, we could just find a crematorium and turn the temperature up to the maximum; maybe that would dry out the water in his brain.

"You guys are being unfair. It's not like I intentionally wanted to call Curry Sauce."

Zeng Xiaoxian protested, "Zhanbo pressed the replay button, why are you all looking down on me?"

Yu Mo snorted: "You can't even recognize Curry's voice? Shouldn't you be looked down upon?"

Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, but he could only say, "I, I was drunk and didn't hear you clearly."

"cut."

Everyone once again expressed their contempt for Xiaoxian.

He's always like this; he's incredibly tough at first, but then he surrenders at the last minute.

Zeng Xiaoxian is the only guy in the entire apartment who can disappoint people so many times in one night.

Finally, Youyou tried to smooth things over, saying, "Actually, you can't blame Teacher Zeng. Who knows when Ziqiao called Curry Sauce again?"

"yes."

Zhanbo also couldn't understand what was going on.

"Oh, so that's what you guys were arguing about all this time."

Ziqiao explained nonchalantly, "Last night at the bar, I asked Meijia to hold the door open for me, but she refused."

"At that time, I said I would call Curry Sauce and ask her to leave the door open for me."

"Later, when I was in the restroom at the bar, I said I needed to make a phone call, which was actually to call Curry Sauce and ask her to hold the door for me."

Zhanbo stood there, stunned: "Did that really happen?"

Meijia remembered: "Zhanbo, you were helping Teacher Zeng to the restroom at that time, so neither of you heard it."

"Holy crap! That works too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked very unhappy; he had really made a big blunder this time.

Curry Sauce clutched her chest, speaking with lingering fear.

"I was already asleep in bed last night when Teacher Zeng called to confess her feelings, which really startled me."

"If he hadn't called out Sister Yifei's name later, I would have really thought he was going to become a pervert."

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Then why didn't you tell Teacher Zeng last night that he dialed the wrong number?"

Curry Sauce shrugged: "I was too sleepy at the time, and besides, I thought Teacher Zeng would recognize my voice, but I didn't expect him not to recognize it."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt extremely wronged: "Please, I'm drunk, okay? Can you guys be a little more tolerant of drunk people?"

"Alright, let's not make things difficult for Teacher Zeng anymore. This isn't the first or second time he's made such a blunder. We'll get used to it."

Guan Gu advised, "Besides, it's better to make a fool of himself than to actually be rejected by Yi Fei and try to run away."

Youyou corrected, "Guan Gu, that's called running away with a bucket."

Guan Gu was puzzled upon hearing this: "When Chinese people flee, they don't even take their pants, but only their buckets?"

"no……"

Youyou patiently explained to Guangu, while Ziqiao patted Teacher Zeng on the back of the head with a grin.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his head, wracked with pain, and punched Zi Qiao several times, yelling, "Didn't you see this huge bump on my head? You still dare to slap me!"

He punched Qiao while cursing, "You think I don't feel pain! Doesn't feel pain! Doesn't feel pain, do you?!"

While covering his handsome face with both hands, Ziqiao teased, "Teacher Zeng, weren't you incredibly brave last night chasing after seven or eight guys all by yourself? How come you feel pain now?"

"What?"

Everyone was stunned: "Teacher Zeng chased after seven or eight people all by herself?!"

As everyone knows, the ranking of fighting power within the apartment has always been Hu Yifei >> Nanfeng >> other boys in the apartment > other girls in the apartment > Jiangzhouzi >> Zeng Xiaoxian.

That's right, Zeng Xiaoxian's fighting ability is not even as good as braised pork knuckle.

You should know that although braised pork hock doesn't bite, it's small, fast, and has great stamina, and can keep Xiaoxian running around in circles.

Now Ziqiao is saying that Zeng Xiaoxian can chase down seven or eight opponents all by himself... How is that possible?

Meijia looked up and asked, "Ziqiao, what exactly happened?"

"Here's what happened: last night I was being chased by a group of guys..."

"Being hunted down?!"

Ziqiao feigned composure and said, "It's nothing, it's all nothing."

……

Rewind to last night, Ziqiao was fleeing frantically alone in the neighborhood, pursued by seven or eight people. The three leading them were the two playboys and one playgirl that Ziqiao and Xiaoxian had met at the billiards area earlier.

Ziqiao fled for his life, shouting as he ran, "Hey guys, who are you? Why are you chasing me?!"

"Damn it, why are you running away if you don't recognize us!"

"Are you fucking idiots? A bunch of thugs have almost surrounded me. If I don't run, am I just going to get fucked?!"

"Say what you want, we're going to fuck you to death tonight!"

As Ziqiao ran to a secluded corner, with nowhere else to escape, he slowly turned around.

"Go ahead and run! Go ahead and run!"

The muscular guy who had been so scared by Ziqiao that he fell on his butt said fiercely, "Let's see where you run now!"

"No need, this place is fine, mainly because there are no cameras."

Ziqiao, no longer flustered and terrified, said calmly, "What's wrong, you three? Haven't you had enough of suffering yet?"

The three men, who had been having a run of bad luck these past few days, twisted their faces in disgust upon hearing this: "Damn it, it really was you!"

"Hey hey hey, you can't just make things up without evidence."

Ziqiao jumped up and sneered, "Don't misunderstand, all the things you've been going through lately have nothing to do with me."

"I only studied fortune telling and face reading before. Judging from the dark clouds over your faces, your irregular periods, and your contorted testicles, I can tell that you've been having a lot of bad luck lately, and you deserve it."

He looked up and sighed, "This is what you call asking for trouble."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao said smugly.]

Don't get me wrong, all the things they've been going through lately... I was the one who did it.

"It's just puncturing a tire, what's the big deal? Anyone can do that, and besides, I hit much harder than those three were at it before."

How ruthless? For details, please refer to the battle formation of the four major factions besieging the Love Apartment.

The scene was...it was spectacular! I even filmed it and have it on my phone.

[And compared to me back then, those three were in a much worse situation. They were even dirtier than me.]

[I might fool naive young girls emotionally, but they swindle money, commit marriage fraud, and some even dare to use psychological manipulation!]

Compared to them, I'm practically a saintly kind person.

[Ziqiao, feigning compassion, clasped his hands together and said: It seems I have truly used evil to combat evil, accumulating immeasurable merit.]

"You fucking!"

Seeing that Ziqiao still dared to mock him at this point, the muscular man cursed, "Today I'll show you what it truly means to ask for trouble!"

"Hey, hey, hey, what you're doing is breaking the rules."

Ziqiao scoffed, "Didn't you three claim to be acting on behalf of Heaven to eliminate this scoundrel who broke the rules? I was merely retaliating rationally, so why are you all so furious?"

"Enough with the nonsense. We don't need to talk about chivalry with a scoundrel like you who breaks the rules!"

The muscular man looked grief-stricken, his eyes bloodshot.

If the three of them were just puncturing tires, this bastard's actions were tantamount to throwing explosives.

Now that this explosive has ruined their reputations, and they've even lost their jobs and girlfriends, how could they possibly let that bastard Lu Xiaobu go!

He waved his hand dismissively: "Brothers, beat him up! I'll beat him until he can't take care of himself!"

Five thugs behind the three rushed forward with weapons in hand, but they were so frightened that they retreated after only a few steps.

"I knew it. You bunch of scoundrels keep talking about the so-called rules of the underworld, but when you're actually bound by those rules, you'll never abide by them."

Ziqiao, holding a gun in his hand, said in a very cool manner.

"What era are we living in? They're still having hand-to-hand combat."

"My lord, times have changed!"

"I'll turn your head into a dead man's head!"

The muscular man was startled at first, then snapped back, "Do you think we're idiots? That we'd believe that's a real gun in your hand?"

At first, everyone was indeed taken aback by Ziqiao's pretentious manner, but after thinking about it carefully, they realized that this guy was definitely bluffing them.

This is China, not free America. How could just anyone have a gun?

Moreover, only a fool would escalate a group fight to the level of a shooting.

If he had pulled out a homemade gun, they might have believed that this guy was probably an idiot.

But what's with you pulling out a Desert Eagle?

Do you really think these gangsters are idiots?

Sure enough, Ziqiao casually tossed the replica water gun aside and laughed, "An idiot may not necessarily be an idiot, but a fool is definitely a fool."

"Don't you guys even use your brains? Do you think I, a local bully, would be bullied by a bunch of intruders?"

As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, about twenty incredibly muscular men appeared out of nowhere, wielding baseball bats and surrounding them.

"Big Head, Second Son, Blackie!"

Ziqiao smiled and waved to the three leaders, saying, "Thank you, thank you all for standing up and stopping this violence when you saw me being chased and killed by these idle people for no reason."

"After you finish your heroic deeds, I will definitely treat you heroes to a delicious meal and drinks."

"By the way, let me remind you again... there are no cameras here, so please be very careful of these thugs."

"rest assured."

The leader, the one with the largest head, thumped his muscular chest and grinned, saying, "Don't worry, with us enthusiastic folks around, the only ones to watch out for are them."

Another man, with even darker skin than Zhang Wei, revealed his gleaming white teeth: "Brother Lü is really discerning; we prefer places without cameras."

The last of the two asked, "Brother Lü, just give the order, how badly should we beat them?"

Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Just do as they said, keep them fed until they can't take care of themselves."

The eight people exchanged glances and then fled in panic.

Seeing the eight guys flee through the gap in the encirclement, the twenty-odd "strongmen" in the corner all breathed a sigh of relief.

"You scared the hell out of me! I thought we were really going to fight."

Big Head laughed and said, "You might not believe it, but I was a model student every year when I was in school, and I've never been in a fight in my life."

"I don't believe you for a second!"

Blackie laughed and scolded, "If you were a model student every year, would you need to be a fitness instructor with us?"

Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and thanked everyone again, saying, "Thank you to all the brothers in the gym for supporting me."

The guys at the gym waved their hands and chimed in, "It's no big deal. It's just about making us wear muscle suits and look a bit fierce."

"These are minor matters; it's a good opportunity for us to experience the thrill of divine intervention."

"That's right, come find us again next time you have something like this to show off."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)