Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 362 The Strongest Tank in History: Drunk Zeng Xiaoxian

That's right, the group of muscular "strongmen" in front of you are actually coaches and students that Ziqiao met at the gym.

Of those guys, only one or two were actually muscular; the rest were just wearing muscle suits and were brought along to make up the numbers.

Anyway, this corner is dark and there's no way anyone would notice anything amiss if I put on muscle suits and then other clothes.

As Ziqiao said at the beginning: What era is this? Why are we still having hand-to-hand combat?

Sir, times have changed. This kind of idiotic behavior—going to the hospital if you lose and the police station if you win—is no longer encouraged.

Despite being described by Yifei as a once-in-a-century martial arts prodigy, Ziqiao actually considers himself a strategist.

What does it mean to make a living with your brain?

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Of course, the main reason is that everyone's legal awareness has increased.

It's easy to invite so many people to show off, but if you really want to hire people to fight, who besides people from outside society would bother with you?

Besides, since arriving at Love Apartment, Ziqiao has gradually lost contact with his friends in society.

reason?

Instead of drinking and eating with those fair-weather friends, why not go to a bar and have some fun with everyone in the apartment?

Those guys wouldn't care about losing a friend like Lu Xiaobu, but the apartment would definitely need Lu Ziqiao to solve the problem of everyone's excessively high moral standards.

As for why Ziqiao, who never spends money or sweats, would appear at the gym and make so many friends there, that's another story.

"Thanks for tonight, guys."

Ziqiao clasped his hands in a fist and said, "I'm treating everyone to a late-night snack tonight. Anyone who doesn't come is doing me a favor."

"Don't worry, everyone will definitely not hold back at this meal."

Erzi chuckled at first, then looked worried: "But will those guys come looking for trouble again?"

Ziqiao smiled and shook his head: "Probably not."

The idiotic behavior of them hiring someone to beat them up is simply a result of their own excessive violence, which enraged them and caused them to lose their minds, leading to this act of revenge.

Fortunately, he had seen all sorts of storms and was just waiting for them to pull this stunt.

These people are probably terrified by his own bravado now, and once they calm down, they won't dare to retaliate against him.

If nothing unexpected happens, this matter will be resolved perfectly.

"That's fine then."

Just as these twenty or so guys were heading to the night market to rip off Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao heard Zeng Xiaoxian shouting.

"Aren't you that perverted playboy who scoops up shit? Are you still looking for shit to eat in the middle of the night?"

"roll!"

Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, "Oh no, Teacher Zeng!"

Without thinking, he ran toward the sound, and the twenty or so "strong men" behind him thought for a moment and followed.

They just don't know how to fight, and they don't like to fight, but now they have an absolute advantage in both numbers and equipment. In this situation, they can't just stand by and watch their friend's friend be bullied.

But when the group of about twenty people followed the sound, they saw Zeng Xiaoxian wielding a set of chaotic and unorthodox punches, chasing after eight people on the other side.

As he chased after him, he chuckled foolishly, "Hey, it doesn't hurt!"

"Ugh, it still doesn't hurt!"

Xiao Xian pulled out his belt and lashed out at the other side: "Hey, does it hurt?!"

Upon seeing this, Da Tou blurted out, "This...this is Zeng Xiaoxian?!"

He and Zeng Xiaoxian were acquaintances. When Zeng Xiaoxian was heartbroken, he bought a year's worth of private coaching lessons, saying he wanted to improve himself through exercise.

As a result, he only attended half a class, and then I never saw him again.

The reason why Da Tou could still recognize Zeng Xiaoxian after almost two years was mainly because he had never seen a weaker guy than this in all his years as a fitness coach.

So what's going on now? Has this weakling turned into a superhero?

Ziqiao was so shocked he couldn't close his mouth. He shook his head and said, "I'm not even sure if this is Zeng Xiaoxian now."

……

"3604," Ziqiao clapped his hands and concluded.

"And so, when they saw that there were more than twenty of us coming, those guys ran for their lives and disappeared in no time."

clap clap clap!

Wan Yu clapped and cheered: "Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to be so powerful after drinking alcohol, when your combat power is usually so low."

Guan Gu nodded in agreement, saying, "When Teacher Zeng is drunk, not only is his stamina greatly enhanced, but what's most terrifying is that he is not only unafraid of pain, but he can also withstand beatings!"

"Zhang Wei exerted so much force while sleepwalking, yet he didn't feel any pain at all, and he was completely unaffected."

He shuddered: "If I were one of those guys, and I encountered a drunkard like this late at night who could withstand so much damage and wasn't afraid of pain, I'd have to run too."

Curry Sauce said with a straight face, "It seems that the ranking of our apartment's fighting power needs to be rearranged. Drunk Teacher Zeng is too fierce."

Meijia stroked her chin and hatched a mischievous idea: "Who do you think is more powerful, Zhang Wei who sleepwalks or Teacher Zeng who is drunk?"

"How about... we let them have a fight sometime?"

"I'm more curious about something else."

Yu Mo grinned mischievously, "Do you think Zhang Wei, who's sleepwalking, and Teacher Zeng, who's drunk, could hold their own against a normal Yi Fei for more than a few moves?"

Zhang Wei protested, "Hey, hey, hey, the issues you're discussing are getting more and more outrageous. You're deliberately trying to drive Teacher Zeng and me to our doom!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Immediately afterwards, everyone started praising Zeng Xiaoxian.

That's how people have always been. When they despise you, they can belittle you to nothing, but when they should praise you, they never hesitate to shower you with compliments.

Zeng Xiaoxian was quickly flattered by everyone's praise and leaned back on the sofa with his eyes half-closed, pretending to be modest as he spoke.

"It's nothing, it's no big deal."

"Actually, I've always been very strong, but I've always maintained a gentlemanly demeanor and let you have your way."

Everyone fell silent upon hearing this.

Yifei was absolutely right. As long as you dare to give Teacher Zeng a little leeway, he'll dare to do whatever he wants.

If you put a tail on his butt, he'd probably spiral into the sky.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao: "So, the big bump on my head is because I fought with eight people?"

"No, that's not it."

Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Actually, the big bump on your head is because..."

He held out his hand: "To find out what happens next, please pay to unlock the relevant information."

"Pooh!"

The group grumbled and cursed.

The scene shifts, and Ziqiao is now pinned down on the sofa by everyone in the apartment, unable to move.

"I'll talk, I'll talk, okay?"

Ziqiao decisively chose to surrender.

Youyou gave Qiao's butt a hard slap: "You should have behaved this way earlier, instead of being so mischievous."

Meijia laughed and said, "Maybe he has a hidden masochistic tendency."

Ziqiao straightened his suit and complained with great dissatisfaction, "How rude! You've all wrinkled my suit!"

Yu Mo glared at him: "Stop talking nonsense and get to the point!"

Ziqiao got straight to the point this time: "Here's what happened. After you chased away those eight guys, you ran into Yifei who was coming back."

"Without thinking, you rushed up and hugged her, and without saying a word, you burst into tears."

"I don't know what you did last night, but you were all dirty, smelly and sticky, and you even got Yifei's little dress dirty."

She pinched her nose and yelled at you to let go of her, but you wouldn't let go no matter what.

"Just as you opened your mouth to say something... Boom!"

Under everyone's gaze, Ziqiao slammed his hand heavily on the sofa: "First, you were unharmed after taking a bullet from Yifei, and now Yifei's competitive spirit has been ignited."

"Then you got hit by her two flashes, three flashes, and ten flashes."

"You were only blasted a few meters away when Yifei used her Hundred Flashes, and then you passed out on the spot."

He nodded and said, "That's right, he landed on the back of his head first."

Everyone immediately fell silent, trembling with fear.

They always thought that Flash was Yifei's ultimate move, but it turns out that it was just her starting move.

As expected, the stronger you are when facing Yifei, the more miserable your death will be.

In front of Yifei, people like them who are powerless are actually safer.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already started to feel unbearable pain all over his body when he heard Ziqiao say "Flick the Flash," and when he said "Flick the Hundred Flashes," he looked like he was in excruciating pain.

It feels like your pain is sealed away along with your memories, until the memories are slightly awakened, and the pain that disappeared follows.

"Okay, I understand."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly started asking about other topics to divert attention.

"So you brought me back?"

"How could I? What would happen to my brothers if I brought you back?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Of course, Yifei brought you back."

"Oh, right."

He patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "By the way, after Yifei came back from her date, she went to the supermarket to buy a few pounds of eggs, and then went to the night market to get a takeout box."

Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment: "Why would she buy eggs and boxed lunches so late... I know."

He was horrified: "That date of yours can't be even stingier than Zhang Wei, she didn't even feed Yifei properly!"

Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Yu Mo shook her head in exasperation: "You're so stupid. You specially bought eggs and rice. What else could it be for but to make fried rice for that guy who called crying and begging for it?"

"No way..."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled somewhat awkwardly.

The crowd erupted in cheers again: "Wow..."

"What's with the 'wow'?"

Yifei and Nanfeng arrived at 3603 with breakfast. She asked curiously, "Why are you all gathered in 3603 so early this morning?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing..."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly gave everyone a wink.

Nanfeng, who had already overheard their conversation, just smiled and remained silent, continuing to play the fool.

Curry Sauce asked, "Sister Yifei, Teacher Nanfeng, what are you doing so early in the morning?"

Yifei explained matter-of-factly, "It's morning exercise, isn't that what Nanfeng and I do every day?"

"Nanfeng said you guys were all having a really wild time last night and probably wouldn't be able to get up to make breakfast, so we lined up to buy breakfast."

She placed the breakfast on the table and complained, "The line at that breakfast shop is so long, we waited in line for ages to get our food."

Nanfeng said with a smile, "Stop sitting there chatting like an idiot, everyone come and have breakfast."

With their own thoughts on their minds, everyone got up and stepped forward. Zeng Xiaoxian even pretended to be relaxed and said, "Breakfast is finally here. I'm starving."

Yifei looked up and laughed, scolding, "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you a pig? You ate such a big plate of my fried rice last night, and you still have the nerve to say you're hungry."

"what?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)