Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 363 Guan Gu, Goodnight

The people in the apartment paused for a moment, then pretended nothing had happened and continued eating their breakfast.

However, from Nanfeng's perspective, everyone's ears on the table stood up longer and longer, and began to spin around like antennas.

What a bunch of gossipy folks!

Nanfeng, who knew the whole truth, thought to himself.

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat when he heard Yifei's words. He was filled with trepidation, yet a faint glimmer of hope remained: "Then I didn't do anything strange last night, did I?"

"Weren't you strange enough that you were covered in dirt and smelled awful last night?"

Yifei glared at Xiaoxian: "Do you know that the dress I wore last night was very expensive? After you hugged me, it's completely unwearable."

Zeng Xiaoxian could only apologize with an awkward smile: "I'm sorry, if it really doesn't work, I'll buy you a new one."

"Fine, I guess I was just unlucky last night," Yifei snorted.

Xiaoxian continued, "Nothing else happened when I was eating fried rice last night, right?"

"I have no idea."

Yifei casually said, "I was only responsible for making fried rice last night. The rest was dried by Nanfeng. It's not my business."

Nanfeng almost spat out his breakfast.

Comrade Hu Yifei, you really dare to say that!

Seeing everyone looking at him, Nanfeng could only nod with an awkward smile and say, "Yes, yes, I'll basically be the one taking care of the three of you from now on."

"Oh..." Zeng Xiaoxian said with some disappointment.

However disappointed he was, Xiaoxian absolutely could not muster the courage to confess his feelings to Yifei right now.

Seeing Teacher Zeng's disappointing state, Yu Mo shook her head repeatedly. She looked up at Yi Fei and asked a question that everyone wanted to know.

"Yifei, what did you think of your date last night?"

"His looks, education, job, and family background are all quite good, but I just don't feel anything for him."

Yifei said calmly, "He's neither as smart as me nor as strong. He also likes to offer his own opinions while watching movies. I rejected him as soon as I got back last night."

"That's good."

Xiao Xian muttered to himself.

Yifei raised an eyebrow and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said... I said the weather is really nice today."

"……All right."

Seeing this, everyone sighed and continued to eat their breakfast with their heads down.

Teacher Zeng is a hopeless case.

They can't be helped, they really can't be helped!

Zhang Wei looked at Nanfeng: "So how did we end up at 3603?"

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Zhang Wei: "Who told you three to act crazy in the middle of the night? In order to prevent you from disturbing other people's sleep, I had no choice but to send all three of you troublemakers to my suite."

"Where did you sleep last night?"

"You're not asleep."

Nanfeng shrugged: "The other rooms are so noisy that I can't sleep. I was worried that if I went to the dubbing studio to spend the night, you guys would all go crazy and I wouldn't be able to hear you. So I just stayed up all night on the swing chair on the balcony to process the audio."

"I might need to go back to my bedroom for a nap later."

"Thanks for your hard work."

Zhang Wei and the other two laughed awkwardly.

After learning about everything that happened last night, everyone continued to enjoy their breakfast in a cheerful atmosphere.

[In his inner world, Nanfeng, dressed as Detective Conan, spoke to the man in the bow tie.]

Doesn't it feel like something's missing in the latter part, and a bit anticlimactic?

Indeed, the truth often lies hidden in those little secrets that people don't want others to know.

Let's begin our final time rewind, this time back to the moment I just tied up the sleepwalking Zhang Wei.

……

3604, Zhang Wei's bedroom.

At this moment, Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, was tied up on the bed. In order to complete this operation, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce had to sacrifice Zhang Wei's four-piece bed sheet set that he had used for several years.

"Grand Tutor, why are you tying me up?!"

Emperor Zhang Wei, under pressure to graduate, had no choice but to be bound despite his immense strength.

"Stop talking nonsense. This is called a minor punishment to serve as a warning. It's a punishment for your ignorance and incompetence."

Nanfeng, still using Teacher Zhang Wei's voice, said, "You'd better stay tied up and sleep quietly. I'll give you your master's degree certificate when you wake up tomorrow."

"Really, Grand Tutor Yao?"

Zhang Wei was overjoyed: "Don't lie to me, I really can graduate smoothly!"

"I am your teacher, why would I lie to you?"

Nanfeng sighed, gently patting Zhang Wei's forehead and eyes, his murmurs like a lullaby.

"Don't worry, you will definitely graduate smoothly."

"You are excellent, extremely excellent. You are the most outstanding and talented student I have ever seen."

Soothingly from the south wind, Zhang Wei's tense body gradually began to relax, his voice grew softer and softer, and he spent more and more time thinking.

"Really? Am I really, really that good? But I'm afraid..."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

The rhythm of the south wind gradually slowed down along with Zhang Wei's heart rate: "Every tense and worried night will eventually pass, and tomorrow will be another bright and sunny day."

"Empress Dowager, beloved concubine, Chrysanthemum, Little Grain, and everyone else, we will accompany you step by step toward the light."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, walk slowly, even if you fall, we will wait for you."

Zhang Wei's breathing gradually became even and long, and the furrowed brows that had been there since he started sleepwalking began to relax.

He said, almost in a daze, "Thank you, Grand Tutor."

"Thank you... Nanfeng, and everyone else."

Nanfeng stood up and snapped his fingers, startling Curry Sauce, who was standing next to him with her eyes closed and nodding.

"Curry, I didn't expect you could sleep standing up, you're something else."

Curry Sauce yawned: "That's right, this is my signature move."

She looked at the sleeping Zhang Wei: "So Uncle Zhang Wei just fell asleep like this. He probably won't wake up again tonight, right?"

"That's not necessarily true."

Nanfeng shook his head: "Sleepwalking is a very complex thing. Zhang Wei's psychological pressure is just a trigger for sleepwalking, not the deciding factor. Nobody can say for sure whether he will continue to sleepwalk later."

"oh."

Curry Sauce nodded as if she understood, and couldn't help but laugh as she looked at Zhang Wei, who was tied up.

"I guarantee that if Uncle Zhang Wei wakes up and finds out that we cut his bedsheets and used them as rope, he will cry."

Curry Sauce mimicked Zhang Wei's tone and wailed, "Oh dear, these are the sheets I've been using since high school! I can't live like this anymore!"

"Don't worry, I have plenty of spare bedding sets. As long as I send him two sets tomorrow, I guarantee Zhang Wei will call him 'godfather' just like Zi Qiao."

"Then why didn't you cut up your spare bed sheet and use it as rope?"

"Just kidding, all my stuff is very expensive, okay?"

Nanfeng pointed to Zhang Wei's bed sheets, which were already faded from washing: "Besides, Zhang Wei's bed sheets are so worn out that I could cut them up and use them as rags. But this stingy guy is still using them. This is a good opportunity to change them for him."

"Too."

The two locked Zhang Wei's bedroom window and then used a rolling pin to jam it shut, so that even if Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, opened the window, he wouldn't be able to push it open.

Curry Sauce muttered, "Is this absolutely safe?"

"There is no such thing as absolute safety in this world. Even if we tie Zhang Wei up tightly, there's nothing we can do if he bites his tongue and commits suicide in his dream."

"He committed suicide by biting his tongue..."

Curry Sauce thought for a moment and opened Zhang Wei's wardrobe to look for a clean pair of socks.

"One, two, three, four, five... Why are there only five socks?"

Nanfeng pointed to Zhang Wei's feet: "Aren't there two more left?"

"But seven socks don't seem quite right." Curry Sauce looked at Zhang Wei's seven socks more closely. "Goodness, these seven socks are all different styles."

Nanfeng didn't take it seriously: "Zhang Wei, well, there are things that are a little off, but also things that are quite right."

"Okay." Curry Sauce randomly picked a sock and stuffed it into Zhang Wei's mouth. "Done."

After settling Zhang Wei in, the two prepared to leave his room. Meanwhile, Meijia had already settled Yu Mo in and went back to take a shower.

Just as Nanfeng and Curry were about to open the door, Guan Gu and Youyou's voices came from outside.

The two exchanged a glance, then with mischievous grins, quietly opened the door a crack. Nanfeng and Curry Sauce squinted and peered through the crack at Guan Gu and Youyou outside.

"Guan Gu, I'm at the bedroom door now. Just drop me off here."

Youyou gently pushed away Guan Gu's support and stood against the wall, saying, "I'm not as drunk as Teacher Zeng and Yu Mo. I can manage these few steps."

"How can that be? Nanfeng told me to take you to the bedroom."

Youyou raised her hazy, drunken eyes and stared at Guan Gu. She feigned anger and asked, "So, are you listening to Nanfeng or to me?"

"Forehead……"

When Guan Gu met Youyou's unusually bright eyes, he felt his heart start to race.

"Then, I'll do as you say."

His voice was hurried and tense, like a rusty vocal machine.

Youyou smiled upon hearing Guan Gu's answer: "That's right."

She opened the bedroom door and said, "Then I'll go in."

"Okay, I'll go back to 3602 after you go in."

Youyou walked into the bedroom, supporting herself against the wall, and the door closed gently behind her.

Just as Guan Gu was about to turn back, Youyou's door suddenly opened again.

She poked her head out and asked Guan Gu, "Aren't you going to say anything to me?"

Guan Gu, a naive young man, didn't react immediately. He pointed to himself, puzzled and hesitant, "What... should I say now?"

Youyou chuckled and beckoned to Guan Gu.

Although Guan Gu didn't know what Youyou wanted to do, he still approached her without hesitation.

The next moment, Youyou hugged him.

Guan Gu's mind went completely blank.

This wasn't the first time he and Youyou had hugged, but their previous hugs were the most normal and ordinary, with arms outstretched and then closed. Such hugs could be considered polite hugs between friends.

But this time, Youyou's arms were crossed and wrapped around Guan Gu's neck, making the hug seem a bit too ambiguous.

Youyou tiptoed and whispered in Guan Gu's ear.

"I know I was being silly tonight, and thank you for being willing to be silly with me."

"Guan Gu, goodnight."

Before the dazed Guan Gu could respond, Youyou had already pushed him away and slammed the door shut.

boom!

With the loud bang of the door, Guan Gu, who had been like a walking corpse, finally regained his senses.

He stared silently at the closed door before him, and everything returned to silence once more, as if everything that had just happened was merely an illusion.

But is this really an illusion?

Guan Gu touched his neck, where a faint warmth still lingered.

He wanted to shout at the door, but he was afraid of disturbing others.

Goodnight, Youyou.

Guan Gu covered his pounding chest with both hands and whispered towards the door.

Immediately afterwards, a few faint footsteps could be heard in Youyou's bedroom.

He stood there blankly in front of Youyou's door for a long time. Just when Nanfeng and Curry Sauce were wondering if he had short-circuited, Guangu suddenly jumped up.

Guan Gu jumped up and down on the spot, cheering quietly as he did so.

"Yay! Yay! Yay!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

"Hahahaha..." Curry Sauce finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Guan Gu is just so adorable.

Her laughter startled Guan Gu, who was still jumping around, so much that he fell on his bottom.

Nanfeng gently opened the door and looked at Guangu with a smile.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a cheerful person he is!"

"South wind? Curry?"

Guan Gu was taken aback at first, then said angrily, "You guys were eavesdropping! That's outrageous!"

Nanfeng shrugged: "Sorry, you were just outside the bedroom, which is a public space. We just happened to bump into each other."

"That's right!" Curry Sauce nodded in complete agreement. "Besides, if we had spoken up just now, do you think Sister Youyou would still have hugged you?"

"You have to sacrifice either privacy or welfare."

Guan Gu fell into deep thought.

Yes, if Nanfeng and Curry Sauce had been there, would Youyou still have hugged me?

I doubt it.

So should I thank them both?

Wait a minute, they were the ones eavesdropping and spying, and now I have to thank them?

What kind of logic is this!

For a moment, Guan Gu didn't know whether to thank or be angry, so he could only stand up and solemnly say to Nan Feng and Curry Sauce, "Whether you are right or wrong, you two have to keep this a secret for me."

"Otherwise, if word gets out and Youyou hears about this, she might think I told her to brag about it."

"rest assured."

Nanfeng and Curry Sauce gave Guangu a look of sworn brotherhood: "We two are the most discreet."

Although everyone in the apartment is a bit unreliable, if they promise to keep a secret, they generally won't leak it.

Of course, this does not include our classmate Tang Youyou.

If she finds out your secret, unless it's something of utmost importance, be prepared for it to become common knowledge.

"Guan Gu, let's go back and rest first."

Nanfeng grinned mischievously and gestured to Guangu, "Anyway, those three guys, 3604, probably won't be out anytime soon, so you can stay here and jump around a bit longer."

"Nanfeng, you..."

Before Guan Gu could finish speaking, he saw Nan Feng raise his arms and cheer, "Yay! Yay! Yay!"

Then Nanfeng leisurely left 3604.

Curry Sauce waved goodbye to Guan Gu and said, "I'm going back to take a shower now. Guan Gu, you can continue. This time, no one will bother you."

When Curry Sauce reached the entrance of 3604, she suddenly turned back towards Guan Gu and cheered.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

"you!"

Watching Curry Sauce laugh heartily and turn to run away, Guan Gu growled angrily.

"You guys are so mean!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)