Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 364 The Clean Freak Hero vs. the Sloppy Monster

Nanfeng returned to 3603, quickly washed up, and then sat on the swing chair on the balcony to browse her phone.

In a situation like tonight, with one sleepwalker and two drunkards, it would be a real problem if they started causing trouble again for no reason after everyone had fallen asleep.

Although logically these three guys should all be asleep by now, and most likely sleep until tomorrow morning, Nanfeng always felt that for this group of people, low-probability events were the norm.

No matter what, I'll stay up until the wee hours of the morning first.

As it turned out, this act of guarding led to trouble.

Nanfeng got up from the swing chair with a sense of helplessness, climbed over the balcony and blocked Yumo, who had inexplicably woken up and come to the balcony.

"Grandma, why are you up again?" Nanfeng asked, hugging the swaying Yumo.

Yu Mo groggily raised her eyes, and upon seeing Nan Feng, she smiled dreamily and said, "Hey... Nan Feng, it's you."

Why haven't you gone back yet?

She patted Nanfeng's head and said, "Also, 'Grandma' sounds really awful. You should call me, call me..."

"Should I call you 'sister'?"

Nanfeng said with a smile, "You've used up all the dozen or so 'good sister' calls I lost to you at the trendy toy base the other day, so don't even think about it."

"I want to apply for renewal!"

"Renewal application rejected."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo's lips immediately pursed: "I'm not happy."

"Okay, okay, dear sister, can I call out a few more times tonight?"

He asked, rather helplessly, "So, dear sister, what are you doing on the balcony in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?"

"Who said I went to the balcony? I clearly went to get some water; I was dying of thirst."

Yu Mo smiled sheepishly and tapped her forehead cutely: "It's just that my sense of direction might not be very good, I went the wrong way."

"Your work isn't just bad, it's absolutely terrible."

Nanfeng casually made a comment, and then helped Yumo to the dining area.

"You can sit down first... but never mind, you can stand."

Nanfeng frowned as he looked at the mess on the dining table and chairs: "How on earth did you six manage to wreak havoc on every single place in 3604 like this?"

Even now, seeing this mess still stung his eyes: "I really wanted to euthanize you all just now."

Yu Mo pouted and complained, "It's their fault for not listening to me."

"Yes, it's all their fault."

Nanfeng said with an air of seriousness, "So you're such a good girl, you'll definitely behave and listen to me, right?"

"Um."

Yu Mo nodded as if she were striking a bell with her head.

He found a clean wall and had Yu Mo lean against it for support: "Now stand still obediently, and I'll go get you some water, okay?"

"it is good."

When Nanfeng went to the water dispenser to pour Yumo a glass of warm water and handed it to her, she saw Yumo gulp down the entire glass of water in just a few gulps.

"I want more."

Yu Mo held up the empty cup and said.

"it is good."

Then Yu Mo drank seven cups of water before calming down, which surprised Nan Feng so much that his eyes widened.

"Goodness, are you trying to become a water buffalo?"

"hey-hey……"

After Yu Mo finished drinking the water, she nestled in Nan Feng's arms and giggled foolishly. Nan Feng could only carry Yu Mo back to her bedroom, half supporting her and half lifting her.

As soon as he opened the door to Yu Mo's bedroom, his brows furrowed involuntarily.

"I know your battlefield has already spread to the bedroom, but your bedroom has been bombarded a bit too intensely, hasn't it?"

"Zhang Wei's bedroom is actually quite clean."

He looked at the mess of stains on the bedroom floor with disgust, and carefully helped Yu Mo to the bed.

As it turned out, Yu Mo's bed wasn't exactly a hassle either.

A perfectly good bed has been deliberately divided into two distinct halves. One half is where Yu Mo usually sleeps, while the other half is piled with her clothes, which look like a small mountain.

Fortunately, although the clothes were piled on the bed, they were neat and wrinkle-free, stacked one by one. Otherwise, Nanfeng would have liked to punch the mountain of clothes to pieces.

And this bedside table.

Nanfeng stared into thought at the overturned cosmetics, scattered tissues, and leftover fruit pits on the bedside table.

He had always known that Yu Mo appeared to be a sophisticated urban woman, but was actually a slob. But wasn't she a little too sloppy?

Or perhaps his own obsessive-compulsive disorder led him to be too harsh in his definition of sloppiness?

Otherwise, why didn't Meijia exclaim when she came in? It was as if everything in Yu Mo's bedroom was perfectly normal.

Yes, there were quite a few dolls on Mika's bed, and a bunch of lollipop wrappers were scattered on the bedside table.

So is this considered a normal lifestyle habit for girls?

Nanfeng really wanted to know how they managed to live in such an environment.

"This lipstick..."

Nanfeng picked up a lipstick from the spilled cosmetics on the bedside table with two fingers and asked, "Can this lipstick still be used?"

"It works!"

Yu Mo snatched the lipstick and stuffed it into her pajama pocket: "I really love this lipstick."

Nanfeng pouted: "Then why did you put it on top of the spilled cosmetics... and you didn't even wipe it off before putting it in your pocket?"

Yu Mo felt a little embarrassed, so she simply closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep: "I'm asleep."

"I really, really, really fell asleep."

"it is good."

The south wind was both annoyed and amused.

It seems that some things can't be changed even when you're drunk, like Yu Mo's shamelessness.

He gently covered Yu Mo with the blanket and whispered, "Goodnight, you big slob."

Nanfeng got up and opened Yumo's wardrobe, intending to help her pack all her clothes.

To his surprise, he was stunned when he opened the wardrobe, which was filled with a dazzling array of designer bags and jewelry.

"I really hope she only spends half of her monthly salary on these things, instead of choosing to be broke every month."

Yu Mo shouted with her eyes closed, "I don't live paycheck to paycheck! I save money every month, okay?!"

Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "Didn't you say you were asleep?"

"I'm talking in my sleep right now, just like Zhang Wei."

"Okay." Nanfeng nodded. "It's good that you're aware of the importance of saving money. So where does all your savings end up? Do you put it in the bank?"

"Of course I'm saving up to buy handbags!"

south wind:"……"

They're still living paycheck to paycheck!

He sighed and gently closed the cabinet door. With so many bags and jewelry, it seemed she really had nowhere to put her clothes.

Nanfeng turned around, looked at the terrible scene before her, and could only shake her head helplessly.

Seek common ground while reserving differences.

Just as Nanfeng turned to leave, she saw Yu Mo kick the blanket away with a high kick, and the kick was about to hit the small mountain of clothes on her body.

The ground not far from Yu Mo's bed was the battlefield where this group of lunatics had fought. If Yu Mo's clothes fell to the ground, the washing machine in room 3604 could explode tomorrow.

Nanfeng was startled and quickly rushed forward to shield Yumo's clothes with her body, preventing them from being stained.

Looking at the mess on the floor, the pile of clothes, the bedside table with all sorts of things scattered around, and a drunkard who was completely out of control and couldn't control his movements...

"Oh my God."

Nanfeng touched his forehead with his hand.

It's so offensive, it's really offensive.

He sighed. He should have just let Yu Mo come in by herself; that way, he could have avoided seeing her.

Nanfeng thought about it carefully and realized that the last empty room in 3604 had been converted into a storage room by Yu Mo and the others, so it was probably uninhabitable for the time being.

So Nanfeng finally made a decision, which was somewhat abrupt, but it was better than letting Yumo live in this "garbage dump".

He neatly piled up the mountain of clothes and returned to Yu Mo's bedside.

The south wind gently swayed Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, Yu Mo."

"I'm asleep," Yu Mo shouted loudly, still with her eyes closed.

I know you're asleep.

Nanfeng asked with a smile, "So I was wondering if you'd like to sleepwalk like Zhang Wei, all the way to room 3603 before you go to sleep?"

Yu Mo opened her eyes, somewhat bewildered.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)