Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 377 Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, 7 brothers in 1 toilet

Chapter 377 Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, Seven Brothers in One Toilet

Zeng Xiaoxian rushed to the bathroom door and pushed it open.

However, what he saw before him struck him like a thunderbolt.

"Hi, Teacher Zeng."

Zhang Wei, Wan Yu, Curry Sauce, Youyou, and Guangu, who were squatting in the toilet, all waved to him with smiles.

The five people were squatting around a small table... playing Three Kingdoms Kill!

After greeting Zeng Xiaoxian, they went back to playing their game on their own.

Zhang Wei slammed down a magic card with a menacing air: "Sigh... Crossing the river and then burning the bridge!"

Wan Yu: "Flawless. (Flawless can be used to negate or affect the effects of other players' strategy cards.)"

"Don't worry." Zhang Wei continued, placing another card. "I still have... Stealing."

Curry sauce: "Flawless."

Zhang Wei paused for a moment: "A barrage of arrows."

Youyou: "Flawless."

Zhang Wei's face darkened: "Completely fabricated!"

Guan Gu: "Flawless."

Zhang Wei's forehead veins throbbed: "Flawless!"

Guan Gu: "Flawless."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and played his last card: "Flawless!"

Guan Gu simply smiled slightly: "Flawless."

Zhang Wei angrily declared, "I want to protest!"

Guan Gu casually played a black card. (Guan Gu's general, "Sleeping Dragon Zhuge," can use a black card as "Unbreakable.")

"Flawless".

Zhang Wei screamed, "You're giving me impeccable standards for protesting too?"

"Flawless...it seems that it really can't be flawless."

Guan Gu smiled awkwardly and picked up the two black cards that he had thrown out.

"I refuse to accept this!"

Zhang Wei muttered under his breath, "Why are you all targeting me?"

Youyou tapped Zhang Wei's Wu Kingdom general card: "Zhang Wei, we are playing a national war game now."

"Guan Gu and I are from Shu Han, while Wan Yu and Curry Sauce are from Cao Wei."

"You're the only coward out there, who else should we beat up if not you?"

"Depend on!"

Zhang Wei said indignantly, "The reputation of Jiangdong people has been ruined by you people who make jokes!"

"Oh my God."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in shock, "Can anyone tell me what you're doing?"

"Teacher Zeng, can't you see that?"

Wan Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with eyes full of concern for someone with intellectual disabilities, and then she pointed to the Three Kingdoms Kill game on the table and said.

"It's obvious we're playing Three Kingdoms Kill."

"Of course I know you guys are playing Three Kingdoms Kill!"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up and down in a fit of rage: "I'm asking why you guys are all hiding in the toilet playing Three Kingdoms Kill?!"

What do you think?

The five of them turned to look at him with eyes that seemed to sympathize with his plight.

Xiao Xian was taken aback at first, then he suddenly realized: "So you guys are also..."

"Same to you."

Everyone smiled knowingly.

If they were the only ones trying to curry favor with the judges, pull strings, or use back channels, each of them would feel ashamed.

However, people always have a herd mentality, and when they find that everyone is actually the same, they have no sense of shame whatsoever.

"Now I know why Nanfeng acted like he knew everything tonight; turns out he's a sixth-playthrough player!"

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses: "To correct you, since you've come all this way, then Nan Feng should be on his seventh playthrough now."

Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the bathroom and subconsciously tried to lock the door from the inside.

He quickly realized, "Wait, something's not right."

"We now have six people here, plus Ziqiao and Meijia who started trying to curry favor with Nanfeng early on, so our numbers already make up two-thirds."

"Then what's the point of us hiding?"

"Get out!"

That's true.

A sly glint flashed in Wan Yu's eyes: "But don't you want to see how many people will come to this restroom tonight?"

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin and grinned mischievously, "What if Hu Yifei comes too? Then I won't be afraid of her laughing at me."

Everyone smiled knowingly upon hearing this.

Zhang Wei, fighting alone, waved to Xiao Xian: "Teacher Zeng, come quickly, our Wu Kingdom needs a talent like you."

"Tch, I don't want to be a coward like Jiangdong."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed arrogantly, "I want to be the hero of the group, one against all five of you."

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "But aren't you from Fujian? I remember that during the Three Kingdoms period, Fujian Province was always controlled by the Wu Kingdom."

"Then I won't be a coward like Jiangdong."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "It's mainly because Zhang Wei, you're being targeted so badly, I'm not going to be on your team."

He then stepped forward and squatted down as well: "You guys hurry up and play, we're getting ready to start the next round."

……

About ten minutes later, Ziqiao, who was in a hurry to use the toilet, pushed open the bathroom door and started unbuttoning his pants.

"Hi, Ziqiao..."

"Aaaaaah!!!"

The girls quickly covered their eyes and shouted, "Pervert!"

Ziqiao was looking down and unzipping his pants when their scream almost made him wet himself.

He spread his arms and leaned nervously against the bathroom door. Only after he saw Youyou and her group of six did his shock turn to anger.

"No, are you guys crazy?!"

Ziqiao looked down at his leopard-print underwear and breathed a sigh of relief.

Luckily, I hadn't taken off my underwear yet, otherwise I would have been really embarrassed.

He steadied himself by holding onto the bathroom door with one hand, and while fastening his belt, he cursed, "What are you guys doing sitting in the bathroom without saying a word? Playing mahjong?"

Youyou covered her eyes angrily and said, "What business is it of yours what we do in the toilet?"

"You pervert, you even take your pants off to use the toilet!"

Ziqiao looked incredulous upon hearing this, and cried out in grievance, "Auntie, please be reasonable! Who goes to the toilet without taking their pants off?!"

Youyou was taken aback by his words: "Oh, right... So, are your pants on?"

"nonsense."

Ziqiao was speechless: "Do you think I want to let you guys see my underwear?"

The girls then opened their eyes with some doubt.

Ziqiao leaned forward and peeked out to see the Three Kingdoms Kill game on the small table.

"You guys were hiding in the toilet... playing Three Kingdoms Kill?!"

He muttered incredulously, "Even though everyone says Three Kingdoms Kill is crap, you don't have to actually be muttering to yourself next to crap."

Everyone smiled sheepishly.

"Oh, I understand."

With his quick wit, Ziqiao combined the various anomalies he had just seen in 3603 and instantly guessed the truth.

A smug smile crept across his face: "You six are here to pull strings and get in through connections too."

The six people nodded awkwardly.

"And they probably came one after another, and then because they were afraid of losing face when someone knocked on the door, they all ran to the bathroom?"

Everyone continued to nod.

"Hahaha, you're really suffering for the sake of saving face."

Ziqiao whistled smugly: "I knew it! Why did 3603 suddenly pull down the curtains? And why are there so many unfinished lemonades on the coffee table... and a pile of trash too?"

"I'll say it again, that's not trash! That's mine..."

"Private collection!" the remaining five blurted out.

Clearly, this wasn't the first or second time they'd heard Zhang Wei say this.

"Okay, okay, I'll treasure it."

Ziqiao pouted and said, "So you have six of you now, and you're not afraid of losing face with so many people, so why aren't you leaving?"

"We've been waiting for you."

Wanyu asked curiously, "Ziqiao, how come you, with such a thick skin, also hid in the toilet?"

"Who told you I hid here because I was afraid of losing face, just like you?"

Ziqiao rolled his eyes: "I came here, of course, to use the toilet."

"With so many people here, someone has to do what they should do in the restroom."

He clutched his lower abdomen and said, "I'm about to suffocate."

"All right."

Everyone nodded, and Zhang Wei called to Zi Qiao to join in: "Since you're already here, why not join us in the national war?"

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

"No, you guys are crazy!"

Zi Qiao exclaimed in despair, "I already told you I came here to use the restroom, and you guys were still planning to gather here and play Three Kingdoms Kill?"

OK.

Everyone gave an OK sign and moved their bodies so that their backs were to Ziqiao.

"I told you to get out!"

Ziqiao pointed towards the living room and said, "I already said I came to use the restroom. There's no one outside, so what are you all doing hiding in the restroom?"

"That's right."

Everyone stood up and prepared to leave the restroom, but just as they approached the restroom door, they heard Nanfeng exclaim in surprise.

"Yu Mo, why are you also..."

The six of them exchanged glances, and Xiaoxian immediately closed the bathroom door.

"Hello!"

Ziqiao had just shouted out when Youyou and Wanyu covered his mouth together.

"Listen to the gossip, listen to the gossip!"

Youyou threatened fiercely, "Anyone who blocks my way from hearing gossip will be killed without mercy!"

"clear?"

Ziqiao nodded fearfully.

"You're smart to know what's good for you!"

Youyou and Wanyu let go of each other's hands.

After catching his breath, Ziqiao protested in a low voice, "Then what about when I need to use the restroom?"

"Go right here!"

Youyou glanced at Ziqiao with disdain: "Do you think any of us want to see you? Stop being so narcissistic."

"hehe……"

Ziqiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

Is this a matter of narcissism or not?

Youyou didn't even glance at Ziqiao again; she tiptoed closer to the bathroom door.

"How is it? How is it?"

"What are Nanfeng and Yumo talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pressed his ear against the toilet door and eavesdropped lewdly: "Nanfeng is getting lemonade for Yumo, so we probably won't be talking about the main topic for a while."

He turned to Ziqiao and said, "If you need to use the restroom, hurry up and do it. Otherwise, are we going to listen to their gossip or your bathroom break?"

"Then all of you turn your heads away!"

"OK, OK."

Everyone turned their backs to Ziqiao.

Ziqiao unbuckled his belt, hesitated for a long time, and finally said helplessly, "Could you guys cover your ears first?"

"You're such a troublemaker."

Youyou covered her ears and urged, "Hurry up, or we'll miss the gossip later."

The other five people also covered their ears.

He took a deep breath and prepared himself once again.

"Fine, I give up."

"I simply can't stand having the six of you next to me."

Curry Sauce muttered, "But we've already covered our ears."

"Then how come you can still hear me speaking!"