Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 378 South Wind Wants to Destroy the World

Here, your lemonade.

Nanfeng reached out and handed Yumo a glass of lemonade.

Yu Mo took the lemonade, her lips twitching slightly. "Can't a refrigerator as big as 3603 keep something that has nothing to do with lemons and sandwiches?"

"It's good enough that there's lemonade and sandwiches," Nanfeng joked. "If I went to 3604 and sat for a while, I probably wouldn't even have a sip of water."

"It's not that exaggerated."

Yu Mo sipped her lemonade while looking at Nan Feng with a grin.

Nanfeng felt quite helpless when she saw Yu Mo's expression.

As a player who had completed the game seven times, he thought he could beat it with his eyes closed tonight.

As a result, Nanfeng never expected that he would encounter the oddball Yu Mo in his eighth playthrough.

You know, the first thing the group of guys who came to 3603 tonight did was run to the balcony to pull the curtains. Even Zi Qiao, whose skin is as thick as a city wall, would ask if he had hidden Yu Mo when he came in and saw that 3603 was completely covered up.

Once they sit down on the sofa, their eyes will naturally be drawn to Zhang Wei's collection of "personal treasures," and then they will begin the next round of questions.

That's how it should be, in theory.

But Yu Mo was different. When she came in, she neither looked at the curtain nor at Zhang Wei's private collection.

She was only focused on herself.

In response, Nanfeng could only get straight to the point: "Tell me, how do you plan to convince me this time?"

"Seduce him?"

Yu Mo blushed and spat at Nan Feng: "You're dreaming."

Nanfeng almost twisted his back from Yu Mo's words. He twitched his lips and said, "You're thinking pretty crookedly."

Is he referring to these pajamas?

Nanfeng glanced at Yu Mo's figure subconsciously.

According to Ziqiao's big data analysis, if girls can successfully lose weight, they will be highly inclined to a clothing style that is not tight but still shows off their figure.

Not wearing tight clothes is a habit I picked up when I was overweight, while the reason my figure is so flattering is because...

It would be such a waste not to show off the great figure I worked so hard to achieve.

Nanfeng didn't know whether Ziqiao's so-called big data analysis was just nonsense or a conclusion he had drawn after dating countless women, but this conclusion was quite applicable to Yumo.

It really does accentuate her figure at first glance...

"Have you seen enough?"

Yu Mo asked with a smile, "What's the point of just watching like this? How about I strike a few more poses for you?"

Nanfeng gave an awkward smile: "Then let's forget about it."

He immediately heard the excited whispers of the six guys in the bathroom, along with the muffled protests of Zi Qiao, whose mouth was stuffed with a towel.

You bunch of guys were hiding in the bathroom watching me make a fool of myself, weren't you!

Nanfeng was furious, but she couldn't just rush in and drag them out of the bathroom.

He looked at Yu Mo, hoping to quickly lead her to the private restroom area: "What I meant was, what's the reason you came here to pull strings and get in through connections this time?"

Yu Mo was taken aback by Nan Feng's words. Curious, she asked, "What are you talking about? What do you mean by 'pulling strings' or 'going through the back door'?"

Nanfeng was taken aback: "Don't tell me you didn't come here for the most beautiful suite?"

No, that's not it.

Yu Mo waved her hand: "I'm not very interested in this event. If Zhang Wei and Youyou hadn't wanted to participate, I wouldn't have signed up at all."

"Besides, this event is, after all, a public competition. Since it's a public competition, it should be fair and just."

"I see."

Nanfeng nodded, and at this moment he was actually a little moved by Yu Mo's words.

Listen to that! Listen to that!

Listen up, you guys hiding in the toilet!

Don't you feel ashamed compared to Yu Mo?

At this point, Yu Mo pressed further, "Judging from your tone, it sounds like a lot of people are trying to pull strings and get things done through back channels."

She gossiped, "Tell me, besides Ziqiao and Meijia, who else is on the list?"

"Well..."

Nanfeng listened to the tense and uneasy heartbeats of the six people in the restroom, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

He changed the subject and asked, "By the way, Yu Mo, since you didn't come here for the most beautiful suite, what brings you here?"

Yu Mo's eyes widened, and she said angrily, "Does that mean I can only contact you when I need something, and not when I don't?"

That's not what I meant.

Nanfeng smiled and said, "Didn't you just say at the door that you needed to talk to me?"

Yu Mo then realized, "Oh right."

She leaned closer to Nanfeng and said mysteriously, "Nanfeng, have you noticed how eerily quiet the apartment is tonight?"

"No."

Nanfeng recalled how he had been treating one guest after another like a top-notch hostess all evening, and he smiled wryly, saying, "I think the apartment is... quite lively tonight."

After all, this was the first time in his life he had ever seen a group of people squatting in the toilet playing the card game "Three Kingdoms Kill".

"With your hearing, of course you'll think it's lively everywhere, but I'm talking about our sixth floor."

Yu Mo blinked: "Didn't you notice that no one is in their own suite?"

Nanfeng quickly pretended to suddenly realize something: "Yes, now that you mention it, I really didn't hear anyone making any noise in their suites."

In her inner world, Nanfeng found herself in the toilet of apartment 3603.

He stared expressionlessly at the six men who were pressing their ears against the toilet door to eavesdrop.

Everyone is indeed not in their own suites.

Because they're all with me!!!

Nanfeng muttered viciously: "Tomorrow morning I'll have someone add a layer of soundproofing to the bathroom too, let's see how you guys eavesdrop then!"

[As he spoke, he touched Ziqiao's head, whose mouth was stuffed with a towel and whose hands and feet were bound with a bath towel and a hairdryer cord.]

[Ziqiao, Ziqiao, I never thought you'd be the most decent one among this group.]

At this moment, Ziqiao was constantly twisting his body, making indistinct whimpering noises.

[Waaaaah! (South Wind, save me!)]

【rest assured. 】

Nanfeng comforted him, "Once I find a way to get Yumo away, they will naturally untie you."

Wait a minute!

Nanfeng's eyes narrowed: "That towel in your mouth looks like the one I used to wash my feet."

【Waaaaa?! (What?!)】

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao began to twist and turn even more frantically.

"Yeah, nobody's in their own apartments."

Yu Mo explained, "I just got back from get off work and didn't see Zhang Wei and Youyou in 3604, which I found strange. Then I went to 3601 and 3602 and found that they weren't in the suite."

She smiled gently at Nanfeng: "Would you like to know where they are right now?"

south wind:"……"

Do you expect me to tell you where they are?

Nanfeng asked with a strange expression, "So you mean... you know where they are?"

"certainly."

She answered confidently.

Nanfeng subconsciously turned to look at the bathroom.

Could it be that you guys were whispering too loudly and Yu Mo heard you?

That doesn't make sense either. If she already knew what she was thinking, why would she be keeping it a secret?

"Nanfeng, what are you looking at?"

Yu Mo also curiously looked around, following Nan Feng's gaze.

"fine."

Nanfeng turned her head: "Yu Mo, continue. Where do you think they should be right now?"

"Zhanbo is probably still helping out at Xiao Hei's place downstairs. As for the others..."

Yu Mo smiled and told Nan Feng some juicy gossip: "Nan Feng, did you know that Mei Jia's old classmate asked her out to dinner tonight?"

Nanfeng shook his head; he really hadn't heard about that.

"ah?!!"

"Waaaaah?!!"

Two strange noises came from the bathroom at the same time.

Yu Mo was immediately startled: "What was that sound?"

Nanfeng coughed heavily a few times, reminding the group that even if they were eavesdropping, they should keep their voices down.

"It's nothing, maybe the sound on my computer wasn't turned off."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo pointed to the bathroom with a strange expression: "You put your computer in the toilet?"

Nanfeng's face flushed slightly, but she still gritted her teeth and nodded, "Yes!"

"But that girl's scream sounds so familiar, and why is there also a whimpering sound?"

Yu Mo frowned in thought.

The computer was in the bathroom, and there were strange screams from a girl, as well as whimpering sounds like someone being tied up...

The more she thought about it, the more embarrassed she became.

"Nanfeng, you weren't watching...that kind of hardcore movie in the bathroom, were you?"

"ah?!!"

Now it was Nanfeng's turn to let out a confused scream.

Before he could even explain, Yu Mo blushed and moved back, her eyes, like autumn water, rippling with emotion.

"Nanfeng, you don't need to explain to me. I know this is a normal physiological need for boys, and I understand."

She lowered her head and chuckled, then pursed her red lips: "I understand, I completely understand."

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

No, what have you even figured out?!

He hurriedly explained, "No, Yu Mo, you've misunderstood. Let me explain."

"Okay, then explain."

Yu Mo raised her head, her cheeks now flushed with two rosy blushes. She blinked her bright eyes, waiting for Nan Feng's explanation.

Nanfeng froze when he was about to speak, unable to come up with a reason that could both cover up the lie and explain everything.

Or... should we just expose them directly?

Just as Nanfeng was thinking of simply dragging these eavesdroppers out of the bathroom, his hesitation made Yumo even more determined to stick to her original idea.

"Forget it, you don't need to explain."

"I understand, I understand."

Yu Mo covered her mouth and chuckled, "Don't worry, I'll pretend I never heard that strange sound tonight, and I won't let anyone know that your computer makes that strange sound."

"Nothing happened tonight, is that alright now?"

"No, it's really not what you think..."

"Yes, it's definitely not what I think."

Yu Mo interrupted Nan Feng's speech, nodding and saying, "I believe whatever you say."

south wind:"……"

【You clearly don't believe me at all!!!】

Just as Nanfeng was feeling down, Yu Mo gently bit her red lips and shyly looked at Nanfeng, asking him a question.

"Um... your strange fetish probably only exists at the level of observation, right?"

south wind:"……"

Forget it, let's just destroy this world as soon as possible!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)