Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 379 Counterfeit Phones Are Awesome
Chapter 379 Counterfeit Phones Are Awesome
In the bathroom of room 3603, the group repeatedly reminded Youyou, who had just screamed, to be quiet, quiet, and quieter before they finally released their hands from covering her mouth.
"Mika has gone too far."
Youyou pouted and muttered angrily, "We're best friends, and she didn't even tell me about something like this."
Zhang Wei suggested a possibility: "Is it possible that Meijia isn't telling you because she's your best friend?"
Regardless of whether there's anything going on between Meijia and her old classmate, if the gossipy Youyou finds out about this, it'll really turn into a big deal no matter what.
Meijia and Youyou are notorious for their double standards when it comes to gossip. Simply put, their philosophy is: I want to be involved in your life from beginning to end, but no one else can know about my privacy!
Two double standards, so it's quite reasonable that Mika didn't tell Youyou, her best friend.
"Tch, fine, don't tell me then."
Youyou said with great dissatisfaction, "Actually, I don't really want to know either."
"hehe……"
Everyone smiled knowingly, knowing that Youyou was just being stubborn.
"Youyou, let's keep our voices down," Wanyu said, linking her arm with Youyou's. "I'm afraid Nanfeng might not be able to explain himself properly and could just barge in and kick us out."
Zhang Wei nodded in agreement, saying, "Yes, and Ziqiao too, how come you're still shouting even though your mouth is stuffed with a towel?"
Ziqiao whimpered fiercely, "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaah! (Bastards, let me go, I need to go to the toilet!)"
Ziqiao felt incredibly wronged.
He had just come back from picking up girls and wandered around, only to find that the apartment was empty tonight, so he thought he'd ask Nanfeng what was going on.
Then, because I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, I ended up encountering these six lunatics in the bathroom!
"Waaaaah! Waaaaaah! (You're all crazy! You're all crazy!)"
"Waaaaaaah! (How can you not let people use the toilet!)"
"Oh, you're pretty defiant."
Xiao Xian cheekily suggested to everyone, "If stuffing a towel into Zi Qiao's mouth still won't shut him up, how about we just knock him out?"
His eyebrows twitched wildly, his face full of eagerness: "I learned a hand chop from the old man of the Nanfeng family during the Spring Festival. I guarantee I can knock him out without hurting him... At most, he'll wake up with a stiff neck like he has a sore neck."
Wan Yu, a victim of Zeng Xiaoxian, instinctively covered her neck.
After thinking for a moment, Guan Gu shook his head and said, "Let's forget it, Teacher Zeng."
"What, Guan Gu, you actually feel sorry for Zi Qiao?"
"no."
Guan Gu looked disgusted: "I'm afraid that if you knock him out, he'll pee himself later."
"Alas……"
Upon hearing this, everyone's faces turned nauseous.
"Then let's forget about it."
They continued to eavesdrop on Nanfeng and Yumo's movements by pressing their faces against the bathroom door.
……
At this moment, Nanfeng was sitting on the sofa with droopy eyes, looking dejected and depressed.
He has now completely given up on explaining to Yu Mo, and only wants to finish chatting with Yu Mo as soon as possible, and then release the group of people in the bathroom to settle accounts with them properly.
[Damn it, it's all your fault, you bunch of bastards, you've ruined my reputation!]
[Do you guys even know that I'm usually a cool, aloof, and abstinent god-like guy, but you guys have completely ruined my image by turning me into a pervert who loves watching bondage and BDSM videos!]
You six just wait! I'll settle this score with you one day!
A seasoned driver, whose driving skills were among the top three in the apartment complex, thought to himself without any self-awareness.
Nanfeng looked at Yumo and saw that her eyes were full of shame, shyness mixed with curiosity, and curiosity even with a hint of excitement.
No, what are you so excited about?
What are you so excited about?
Nanfeng dared not guess or think too much. He simply sighed and assured him, "Don't worry, I'm perfectly normal, completely normal."
Yu Mo clearly didn't quite believe Nan Feng's assurance, and she muttered to herself with a shifty look in her eyes.
"How do you know if you're normal if you haven't even tried?"
Nanfeng's face darkened, but he couldn't utter a single word in rebuttal, because he truly had never tried it.
But is this something you can just try out whenever you want?
How do I try?
Who will try it with me?
Nanfeng hesitated, knowing that whether she said, "How do you know I haven't tried it before?" or "How about we both give it a try?", it would be a sure way to fail.
So he coughed lightly and decisively decided not to explain further to Yu Mo on this topic.
"So what does Mika going out to dinner with her old classmate have to do with everyone else in the apartment disappearing?"
Yu Mo smiled knowingly.
She knew Nanfeng was changing the subject, but she didn't call her out on it.
It's understandable that young men sometimes watch some strange videos.
As long as it doesn't become abnormal, everything is fine.
"Here's the thing, this afternoon when we were filming a video outside, Meijia secretly came over to me and told me that her old classmate wanted to treat him to dinner."
"I heard that the restaurant they're going to tonight is quite upscale, so Meijia wants me to design her look and makeup like last time."
"As it turned out, Yifei was right next to us at the time, and she happened to hear about it."
"So after Meijia left, Yifei quietly asked me if I wanted to go with her tonight to see if Meijia's old classmate was as good as Youyou said, and also to satisfy my own curiosity."
"It's just that stalking is unethical, so I resolutely refused."
Nanfeng chuckled upon hearing this: "Come on, you'd refuse something so fun and gossipy?"
He dared to say it here, and given the busybody nature of everyone in the apartment, no one could refuse Yifei's extremely tempting offer.
not a single one!
Including himself.
"Ugh, why did you have to expose me?"
Yu Mo snorted and honestly confessed, "Actually, I had already promised Yi Fei that I would go with her, but suddenly a big client called and said he wanted to consult me in person about some things."
"You know, beauty consultants like us have to follow the schedules of our big clients even on our days off."
"So I didn't go."
She sighed, a hint of regret in her eyes.
"oh."
Nanfeng nodded, a knowing look on his face: "So you mean to say that it's very likely Yifei leaked the news, and everyone in the apartment followed Yifei to follow Meijia to her dinner party?"
Yu Mo nodded firmly: "That must be it."
Nanfeng suppressed a smile.
If Nanfeng hadn't been able to hear the commotion of these guys hiding in the bathroom, he might have actually believed it just by looking at Yumo's confident expression.
Although Yu Mo's analysis was reasonable and indeed something that everyone in the apartment could do, her reasoning was completely wrong.
Yu Mo moved closer and asked excitedly, "Nanfeng, do you think we can still make it to the restaurant where Meijia and the others are eating?"
Nanfeng's interest was piqued by Yu Mo's question. He was indeed very curious about what kind of person Meijia had taken care of as her older sister for so many years.
Anyway, there's a high chance no one will come over to ask for favors tonight. It's better for me and Yu Mo to go out and join in on Mei Jia's fun than to let those guys in the bathroom keep squatting in the corner listening to my gossip.
Who knows if Yu Mo might suddenly say something inappropriate while chatting with me? This kind of thing happens quite often.
After all, she's a 26-year-old woman, so her words are naturally provocative.
"How about... you ask Yifei?"
Nanfeng suggested.
"Good idea."
Yu Mo took out her phone and sent a message to Yi Fei, but the two waited for a long time without receiving a reply from Yi Fei.
"I know, she must have silenced her phone because she was following Mika."
She thought for a moment, then prepared to try messaging other people: "Let me see if Curry Sauce and the others will reply to me."
……
"Shizune! Shizune!"
In the bathroom, Xiaoxian quickly reminded everyone to turn off their phone notification sounds.
The six of them frantically pulled out their phones and pressed the mute button. Curry Sauce looked at the message Yu Mo had sent on her phone and asked the others in a low voice.
"How should I reply to Sister Yu Mo's message?"
Zhang Wei looked at Curry Sauce: "Did you follow Meijia tonight?"
Curry Sauce shook her head: "Of course not."
"Then what message are you going to reply with? What if you give yourself away?"
Zhang Wei told Curry Sauce, "Just put your phone away and pretend you didn't see it."
"Oh……"
Meanwhile, Youyou was anxiously making a phone call, pacing back and forth while muttering to herself, "Yifei, answer the phone, Yifei!"
Everyone smiled helplessly; it seemed that Youyou was eager to know the details of Meijia's dinner party tonight.
Just as everyone was trying to calm Youyou down, they heard a loud phone notification sound from the side.
"What's going on? Our phones were all on silent!"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction from which the sound came.
Ziqiao, who was tied to the toilet, was holding a towel in his mouth and glanced at them disdainfully.
[In his inner world, Ziqiao proudly showed off his knock-off phone on the stage.]
[A knock-off waterproof smartphone by Michael Phelps! Sturdy and durable! Cheap and practical! Waterproof and effective! Loud volume and super usable!]
Not 3999, not 2999.
[Now at a rock-bottom price, only 1999!]
[The first 1999 customers who order a mobile phone will also receive a free trial version of "Lüshi Chunqiu," a book meticulously compiled by Teacher Xiaobu over many years, as well as a 2% discount on the full version.]
With such prices and such benefits, what are you waiting for?
He gave a thumbs-up and exclaimed: "Phelps's knock-off waterproof smartphone, a knock-off phone, that's awesome!"
[A chorus of sobs erupted from the audience. The six people, tied to the toilet, were excitedly expressing their love for Phelps's knock-off waterproof smartphone.]
……
Yu Mo was startled again by the phone notification sound in the bathroom, and she looked at Nan Feng in confusion.
"This...is that also the sound of your computer?"
Here it comes!
Surely no student is still studying pigeon books tomorrow for the college entrance exam?
Regardless, I wish all the students taking the college entrance examination the best of luck and hope they achieve their goals.
Sprinkling flowers! Sprinkling flowers!
(End of this chapter)
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