Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 389 A Glimpse of Beauty

Zeng Xiaoxian originally thought that exchanging seven days' worth of breakfasts for the "Lüshi Chunqiu," the ultimate guide to picking up girls, was already an incredibly worthwhile deal.

But when he saw that Nanfeng had simply used a provocation and successfully obtained the same opportunity to observe and study Lüshi Chunqiu as him... Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt that he was truly a great victim.

Where's the promised nuclear weapon in the dating arena?

What happened to the promise that it would never be easily leaked?

I feel like something as sophisticated as "Lüshi Chunqiu" has suddenly turned into something like "Buddha's Palm," which cost a penny a year when I was a kid.

Lu Ziqiao, how could you fall for such a simple provocation?

Xiao Xian sighed, thinking that the men in their apartment were all incredibly stubborn.

In particular, Ziqiao has a competitive spirit that is almost as abnormal as Yifei's in some strange ways.

Picking up girls is clearly his biggest minefield.

You call Lu Ziqiao despicable, shameless, and a vile scoundrel, but he just smiles and even takes pride in it.

But if you say he's no good at picking up girls, Ziqiao will really get angry with you.

In fact, Ziqiao was not unaware that Nanfeng was using reverse psychology.

However, the kind of thing that involves provocation is something where you know the person is trying to provoke you, but you just can't swallow your anger.

You, a guy whose name even contains the word "virgin," dare to point fingers at my Lüshi Chunqiu?

Just you wait, you're definitely going to sing "Conquer"!

Ziqiao took off his sunglasses and pointed in the direction of the door to 3602: "Let's go, there's no time to lose, let's set off now."

"Wait a minute, let me settle the braised pork hock first."

Meijia quickly picked up the braised pork knuckle and was about to put it into the dog cage.

Ziqiao asked curiously, "Why did you put the braised pork knuckle in the cage for no reason?"

Meijia explained, "We've all gone out; we can't just leave the braised pork knuckle wandering around on the sixth floor by itself, can we?"

Ziqiao pointed to himself, then to Meijia and Youyou.

"us?"

"Yes, Youyou and I are going too."

Meijia put the braised pork knuckle into the cage, then linked her arm with Youyou's and said...

Youyou nodded excitedly, her gossip spirit burning brightly: "That's right, how can we miss something so interesting?"

Although Ziqiao was her nephew, she had never actually seen this so-called Lu Family Annals.

After all, no matter how much of a scumbag Ziqiao is, he wouldn't stoop to his own aunt.

"Da me da! (No way!)"

Ziqiao decisively made an X on his chest: "Sorry, the Lüshi Chunqiu is passed down to men only, not women. This is my bottom line."

"So today is a boys' show, there's no part for you girls."

Without hesitation, Youyou replied, "I can dress up as a man; I'm a professional."

As she spoke, Youyou put one arm around Meijia's slender waist and gently stroked her long, fair neck with the other.

"Hey beautiful, can you play the guitar?"

"Youyou asked in a rough voice."

Mika replied sweetly, "No, it won't."

"That's strange," Youyou said with a tender expression. "If you can't play the guitar, how did you manage to touch my heartstrings?"

"Forehead……"

The five boys present looked at each other in bewilderment.

Even Zhanbo probably couldn't say such an awkward, cheesy pickup line.

Youyou noticed the five people's helplessness. She let go of Meijia's arm, pouted, and said, "Oh well, as long as the meaning is there, that's enough."

She grabbed Ziqiao's arm and shook it desperately, pleading, "Ziqiao, nephew, oh dear, I really want to go!"

"No way! Absolutely not!"

Without the slightest hesitation, Ziqiao broke free from Youyou's pull.

Just kidding, he teaches techniques for picking up girls, how could he possibly let girls hear about these techniques?

Have you ever seen someone mix rat poison in front of a rat?

"Ziqiao~"

"Auntie~"

Ziqiao earnestly advised, "Auntie, listen to me... there's a director involved!"

"Director? Where is he?!"

Youyou looked around anxiously, but when she turned back, the five boys in front of her had disappeared.

"Damn, they slipped away so fast!"

She subconsciously turned her head to look in the direction where Meijia was: "Meijia, why didn't you stop them?"

"Huh... Mika, where are you?"

When Youyou saw that the spot where Meijia had been standing was now empty, she stomped her foot in frustration.

"Mika, you even abandoned me and ran away!"

"Youyou, I'm here." Mika's voice came from below.

Following the sound, Youyou looked down and saw Meijia squatting on the ground, happily picking up the lollipops scattered all over the ground.

As Meijia stuffed the lollipops into her pocket, she explained, "I originally wanted to stop them, but Nanfeng was so despicable. He actually conjured up a bunch of lollipops and just threw them on the ground."

She looked up at Youyou, an embarrassed smile on her face: "Nanfeng bought high-end lollipops, I couldn't resist..."

"All right."

Youyou could only sigh helplessly.

Meijia picked up all the lollipops scattered on the ground, put them in her pocket, and then stood up to ask, "Youyou, are we still going to look for them?"

Do you want to go?

"Of course I want to go!"

Meijia gritted her teeth and said, "I want to see for myself what this 'Lüshi Chunqiu,' which has ruined so many girls, really is!"

"Well……"

Youyou wanted to explain that it was Ziqiao who was ruining the girls, not the dating guide he had compiled, but in the end she just said, "If you want to go, then we'll go!"

"However, we need to do a little bit of disguise first..."

……

Nanfeng and his five friends rushed to the Sunny Day Bar.

Ziqiao asked breathlessly, "They...they shouldn't have caught up, right?"

Without blushing or panting, Nanfeng shook her head: "Not for now, but it's hard to say later."

Based on Nanfeng's understanding of Meijia and Youyou, they certainly wouldn't give up so easily.

Moreover, if it's a lesson on picking up girls, as long as the two girls' IQs don't drop to zero, they will definitely come to the bar to see if their group is still there.

Ziqiao waved his hand: "It's okay, we'll talk about it when they catch up."

With rapid breathing, Guan Gu gently nudged Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just run in and collapsed onto the bar sofa, looking as exhausted as a dead dog.

He asked with concern, "Teacher Zeng, are you alright?"

Logically speaking, the short walk from the apartment to the bar shouldn't be too tiring for a normal person. Even Ziqiao, whose body has been worn down by years of drinking and womanizing, was only panting.

But now, the person lying on the sofa looking as tired as if they'd just finished a marathon is Zeng Xiaoxian, which makes perfect sense.

Zeng Xiaoxian, his face ashen, was panting heavily, not wanting to utter a single unnecessary word.

He just waved his hand laboriously, then waved it again, and then lay motionless on the sofa, like a sea fish stranded on the shore, desperately gasping for breath.

Seeing that Xiao Xian was so tired after running only a few steps, the senior brother, who was in excellent physical condition, suddenly had a slight upturn at the corner of his mouth.

"very good……"

Guan Gu didn't understand what his senior brother meant: "Senior brother, what did you say was good?"

"He was like this the last time he went hiking..."

"..."

"...Useless trash."

The eldest disciple smiled faintly: "Half a year has passed, and you..."

"..."

"...Nothing's changed much, it's still just as lively..."

"..."

"...That's good."

The group was taken aback upon hearing this, only then realizing that their adventure had taken place half a year ago.

Time flies so fast, yet they can still keep getting together like this.

very nice.

After ordering a few drinks, everyone sat on the sofa to rest and chat for a while.

It wasn't until Xiaoxian had regained some of his strength and was able to sit up straight that Ziqiao began to teach him the Lüshi Chunqiu.

He put down his wine glass and looked at Guan Gu and his senior brother.

The eldest brother had already straightened up and was fully focused. He even took out his phone to record the conversation at any time.

Guan Gu was still a bit confused at this moment. He still didn't understand why Zi Qiao wanted to teach him as well.

Could it be because he saw that I was getting close to Youyou lately and was planning to teach me a few tricks so that I could go out and pick up girls instead of ruining his aunt's life?

If that's the case, how is he supposed to deal with his troublesome nephew, Ziqiao?

"Guan Gu? What are you thinking about?"

Ziqiao looked at Guangu with displeasure: "How dare you daydream during such an important class?"

If he weren't afraid that Youyou would be forced to go on blind dates again and again by her maternal grandparents during the Chinese New Year, he wouldn't want to pass on his Lüshi Chunqiu to Guan Gu.

[Guan Gu, you amazing student, could you please put in a little more effort?]

"Feel sorry."

Guan Gu, who had been lost in thought, straightened up and quickly became serious.

"very good."

Seeing that Guan Gu and his senior brother looked quite serious, and even Nan Feng and Xiao Xian, who were listening in, had become a little more serious, Zi Qiao nodded with satisfaction.

"First of all, you need to understand one thing: picking up girls is not just about going on dates, eating out, and watching movies."

"For me, picking up girls is a war, a war that can only have one winner."

"Therefore, in order to win the war, we must stop at nothing, because only the victors can enjoy everything!"

Nanfeng and the others frowned slightly upon hearing this. Ziqiao's opening was indeed a bit too provocative for people like them who generally had high moral standards.

However, no one expected that his summary of Lüshi Chunqiu, written by this womanizing scumbag, would be a love guide full of truth, goodness, beauty, and positive energy.

It's simply a matter of seeking common ground while reserving differences, taking the essence and discarding the dross.

Ziqiao saw that although everyone was not very accepting of his point of view, they were still patiently waiting for him to continue speaking. He thought that these guys were really teachable.

He continued, "As the saying goes, 'Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated.' Modern warfare is all about information warfare, and the same applies to the war of picking up girls."

"As long as we have an information gap that is far greater than the enemy imagines, we can control this war from a higher-dimensional perspective."

"So how to get the most information about the other person in the shortest amount of time is the first and most crucial step in picking up girls."

"This is the first move of Lüshi Chunqiu, and it is also the foundation of all subsequent techniques."

I named it: A Fleeting Glimpse.

"A fleeting glimpse...?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)