Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 390 Ziqiao's Example

"A fleeting glimpse?"

Everyone looked at Ziqiao with suspicion.

The name of this move is quite elegant, but it doesn't sound like something Ziqiao could have come up with himself.

Normally, given Zi Qiao's naming style, this move should be called "Ultimate - A Glimpse of Beauty".

"That's right, just a fleeting glimpse!"

Ziqiao said smugly, "The purpose of this move is to collect as much information as possible in the shortest amount of time."

"This way we can quickly filter prey based on the information we collect, and be one step ahead in developing a reliable approach plan!"

"Did you understand?"

The crowd nodded blankly, then shook their heads.

Xiaoxian bluntly stated, "We understand what you mean, but we still don't know how to use this trick."

Ziqiao looked embarrassed; with his limited education, he was hardly a good teacher.

However, I prefer to teach students through practice rather than theory.

"No rush, let me demonstrate for you first."

"Watch closely."

Ziqiao casually sat on the sofa. After instructing everyone to look carefully, he slightly raised his head and began to survey the surroundings of the bar.

Just as the four of them were about to follow Ziqiao's gaze, he bent down and stared at the ground with his head down.

The eldest disciple asked in confusion, "Is that so..."

"..."

"quick?"

You should know that Ziqiao spent less time surveying the surroundings than he spent saying those three words. What could he possibly glean from that?

"This is already considered slow."

He said leisurely, "Now you can point to any girl you like in the bar, just tell me roughly where she is in our direction, how many meters away, or a distinctive feature."

The four looked at each other in surprise. Nanfeng raised his hand and gestured for the senior disciple and Guan Gu, the two formal apprentices, to take attendance.

The eldest brother spoke first: "The one wearing the blue short-sleeved jacket..."

"..."

"...and the girl in the floral dress."

Ziqiao kept his head down, staring at the ground. He thought for a moment and said, "You mean that beautiful woman who's 160cm tall, with measurements of 78-60-84, and has slightly wavy, side-parted hair, and a very polite smile?"

He waved his hand: "Senior brother, you have good taste. This girl has a good personality and comes from a good family."

"It's just that her work hours are irregular, with her working day and night reversed, and she will most likely need to travel frequently for work, so she basically can't take care of her family."

When everyone saw Ziqiao lower his head and solemnly recount a series of information that was difficult to verify, they were shocked, but their first reaction was disbelief.

How could you see so much in such a short time?

Moreover, even if physical data like height and bust/waist/hip measurements are one thing, can you also tell about work information just by looking at it?

It's understandable that Xiaoxian and the others had doubts; after all, humans are always wary, skeptical, and resistant to things that are beyond their comprehension.

Just like how they still find it hard to believe Nanfeng's super hearing.

Guan Gu tentatively asked, "What about the beautiful girl on our right, the one in the red dress with a ponytail?"

"That elementary school Chinese teacher who's 162cm tall, with measurements of 80-61-85, and lives in our apartment building?"

Ziqiao chuckled: "Guan Gu, with your broken Chinese, don't ruin other people's accents."

"Besides, she's waiting for her boyfriend, whom she's deeply in love with. You should just give up."

While everyone was hesitating, they saw the beautiful woman in red who had been looking down at her phone put it away and happily run towards the bar entrance.

To the astonishment of the four people, she threw herself into the arms of a handsome young man at the bar entrance.

"It's unbelievable!"

Guan Gu stared at Zi Qiao in surprise: "Zi Qiao, you only glanced at it a few times, how did you figure all that out?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out. He stared in astonishment as the girl in red walked away, chatting and laughing with her boyfriend.

"Is it really that amazing?"

"This is not scientifically sound!"

Unconvinced, Xiao Xian turned around and stared at the girl in the floral dress that his senior brother had mentioned earlier.

Before long, he laughed triumphantly, "Ziqiao, either you know that beautiful woman in red, or you just stumbled upon her by sheer luck."

"What you just said is pure nonsense. This beautiful woman in the floral dress doesn't look like she's only 1.6 meters tall at all."

As he spoke, he gestured a perfect curve in front of his chest. Xiaoxian lowered his voice and said, "Besides, with her curves, it's impossible for her to be only 78, 60, 84."

Ziqiao smiled dismissively: "Teacher Zeng, I have no idea how you had your last relationship. How come you dated for eight years and still looked like a chick who had never experienced anything before?"

"Please look carefully, who would include a woman's long high heels when calculating her height?"

"And measurements..."

Nanfeng picked up where Ziqiao left off: "She had at least eight pads stuffed into her body, including shoulder pads, chest pads, and buttock pads."

"That's right!"

Ziqiao looked up at Nanfeng in surprise, praising him with astonishment, "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't realize you were such an expert, Nanfeng."

Now everyone else looked at Nanfeng with strange expressions.

Wow, it turns out Nanfeng, you're actually an "expert"!

Seeing this, Nanfeng quickly explained, "Don't misunderstand, I didn't see it. I was just curious and listened carefully for a moment and found out."

"If there are too many pads on my chest, the sound of my heartbeat will be less noticeable to me."

"If someone is wearing a hip pad while sitting, their hips will make a rather distinctive sound when they move."

"As for how special it is... well, you can't hear it anyway."

He continued, "The principle behind shoulder pads is actually quite similar."

"oh."

Guan Gu and his senior brother both uttered a knowing sound.

There was nothing they could do; they didn't have Nanfeng's hearing, so they couldn't tell whether what he said was true or false.

Only Zeng Xiaoxian remained skeptical and disbelieving, and a rather outrageous image flashed through his mind.

[Inside the Sunny Day Bar, Nanfeng was sitting astride the bar's sofa with an air of nonchalance.]

As he squinted, spread his arms, and leaned back comfortably on the sofa, two alluring women, their faces obscured, immediately straddled Nanfeng's parted thighs.

[Nanfeng buried his face in the chest of one of the beauties, a look of pure enjoyment on his face, and let out a lewd and obscene laugh.]

[In the illusion, Zeng Xiaoxian, seemingly invisible, stared at Nanfeng, who appeared possessed by a lecherous demon. He was heartbroken, pounding his chest and sighing repeatedly.]

"Nanfeng, how could you have fallen so low!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was practically stretched to the back of his ears.

At this moment, Nanfeng looked up at one of the beauties and asked her with a deeply affectionate expression.

"Honey, can you play the guitar?"

"No, I don't think so."

The beautiful woman, who was straddling Nanfeng's lap and whose back Xiaoxian could only see, answered in broken Chinese in a sweet, coquettish voice.

For some reason, Xiaoxian felt that her broken Chinese sounded strangely familiar.

"If you don't know how, I can teach you."

Nanfeng put an arm around the beauty's slender waist and said with a smile.

"Once you've learned it, you can try to touch my heartstrings."

【"Hate."】

The beauty covered her mouth and giggled, burying her head deeply in Nanfeng's shoulder.

Nanfeng then looked at another beautiful woman: "Little Lian, would you like to come back with me to see my dog ​​who can only play Ludo?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smug smile suddenly froze, and even his breathing quickened.

Sure enough, a familiar answer lingered in his mind.

"My dear Nanfeng, you're so annoying!"

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard. He took a few steps forward cautiously, trying to get behind them to see the faces of the two beauties clearly.

Before he could take a few steps, the two beauties turned their heads as if sensing his presence.

"Oh my god!"

Xiaoxian was so frightened that he covered his chest and backed away repeatedly.

[The two exceptionally beautiful women with alluring figures had faces that were exactly like hers and Guan Gu's!]

"My God!"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up from the sofa: "How could it be me and Guangu?!"

"What do you mean, you and Guangu?" Nanfeng squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian. "Teacher Zeng, are you thinking about some crazy things again?"

No, no.

Xiao Xian smiled sheepishly; he would never have said such an explosive idea out loud, even if he were beaten to death.

"hehe……"

Nanfeng sneered. He hadn't missed the guy's malicious grin earlier.

This guy is definitely not thinking anything good.

However, Nanfeng really couldn't guess what he was thinking or what those words he blurted out meant.

"It's normal for Teacher Zeng to like thinking about random things."

Ziqiao reached out and pulled Zeng Xiaoxian back onto the sofa. He tilted his head back and asked arrogantly.

"So, what do you think? Wasn't my 'Fleeting Glance' move amazing?"

"sharp."

The four men from the South Wind were completely convinced.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)