Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 392 Ultimate Computer Man

After Ziqiao explained the principles and operation of the "fleeting glimpse" technique, the senior brother, Guangu, and Xiaoxian began to observe, memorize, analyze, and think about the beautiful women in the bar, as instructed by Teacher Lü.

As for Nanfeng, most of his brain cells were already being used to process his abnormally powerful hearing, and he simply couldn't spare any extra brainpower to run a bug-level software like "A Glimpse of the Startling Glance," which consumed a lot of memory and CPU speed.

Besides, with his goldfish-like memory, his own storage space would definitely not be enough.

Zi Qiao didn't say much about Nan Feng's behavior of giving up without even trying.

Anyway, his purpose in having Nanfeng come over to listen was simply to convince him to sing "Conquer" for him. As for how much this guy could actually learn, Ziqiao didn't care.

and……

A man who never lacks girls chasing after him, what does he need to learn?

[Ziqiao: I'm not jealous at all, not even a little bit!!!]

Of the three remaining people who tried to catch a glimpse of him, Zeng Xiaoxian was undoubtedly the most tormented.

Although he has the highest academic qualifications among everyone present, having the highest academic qualifications does not necessarily mean that he has the strongest learning ability in all aspects.

Especially since Xiaoxian's brain is currently like a single-threaded CPU, it's practically impossible for him to process so much information at the same time.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was staring intently at a beautiful woman not far away, muttering to himself.

"She was wearing a white vintage dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and a straw hat with lace trim and ribbons..."

After repeating it several times, Xiaoxian closed his eyes and began to recite: "She was wearing a little dress with lace trim and ribbons, carrying a white, latest-style straw hat, and wearing a vintage LV bag."

Nanfeng complained, "Teacher Zeng, what kind of nonsense are you memorizing?"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue..." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled repeatedly.

He opened his eyes again and glanced at the beautiful woman not far away, then closed them again to memorize: "She's wearing white retro... white retro what was it again?"

Nanfeng reminded her, "A white retro little dress."

"Oh……"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued reciting, "She was wearing a white... what white little dress?"

"White retro little dress".

"She's wearing a vintage little dress...what color is it?"

"A white retro little dress." A slightly cool female voice came from inside.

With his eyes tightly closed, Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed excitedly, "Yes, yes, it's that white retro little dress!"

"Hehe, is the dress pretty?" the cool female voice continued to ask.

"good……"

Realizing something was wrong, Xiaoxian opened her eyes and saw a beautiful woman wearing a white retro dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and wearing a straw hat with lace ribbons, staring coldly at her.

He froze for a few seconds, then quickly turned to Nanfeng and Ziqiao for help.

To Xiaoxian's surprise, Nanfeng and the other three had somehow ended up at the bar, drinking and chatting amongst themselves.

Teacher Zeng, you'd better pray for yourself!

The four members of the Nanfeng group looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy and pity.

【you……】

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at the four of them through gritted teeth.

[A bunch of disloyal bastards!]

With nowhere else to turn for help, Xiao Xian could only turn around and awkwardly chuckle at the beautiful woman in front of him, who was glaring at him, "It's a misunderstanding, purely a misunderstanding!"

"You're misunderstanding me!"

The aloof beauty splashed the wine in her hand directly at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Pervert! Scumbag!"

The aloof beauty picked up her bag and turned to leave without even looking up.

After the beautiful woman left the bar, Nanfeng and the other three quietly sat back down.

Nanfeng covered his mouth and chuckled, "Teacher Zeng, this beautiful lady clearly hadn't finished the wine she ordered, but she still specially ordered a glass of 'Green Mood' to splash on you."

"Looks like she doesn't intend to let you have even a taste of the benefits!"

"The sweetness of farts!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the alcohol off his face and said angrily, "You guys are so disloyal!"

The eldest brother muttered to himself, "Who told you to forget it, and keep..."

"..."

"...staring at beautiful women."

Nanfeng nodded: "Teacher Zeng, it's one thing for you to keep staring at that pretty girl, but when you're memorizing these things, you're doing it so loudly, like you're reciting a book in school. It would be a miracle if she didn't throw something at you."

Guan Gu chuckled and said, "Yeah, Teacher Zeng, it's better for you to get splashed than for all five of us to be treated like perverts."

"cut."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked very unhappy.

Ziqiao chuckled gleefully, and even took the opportunity to start teaching his senior brother and Guangu: "That's why I always emphasize that a fleeting glimpse is just that—a fleeting glance. You can't keep analyzing someone's appearance."

"Women's intuition is much stronger than you think. If you keep staring at a beautiful woman, she will definitely sense it."

"If you were treated like Teacher Zeng and considered a perverted scumbag, you would be dead on the spot."

"Go to hell!"

Xiao Xian angrily flung the wine from his hand at Zi Qiao, saying, "How can you expect to remember so much from just one glance, and then analyze it all later? That's impossible!"

Ziqiao glanced sideways at Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, if you're not good enough, don't blame the road for being uneven. Look, Senior Brother remembers it very clearly, doesn't he?"

"nonsense!"

Zeng Xiaoxian became even more indignant upon hearing this: "My senior brother's nickname is 'human flesh camera'!"

"A human camera!!!"

"How could such a fleeting glimpse possibly stump him!"

Xiao Xian was indignant. If he had the memory of his senior brother, who could draw a complete sketch with just one glance, would he still have been splashed with wine by a beautiful woman?

My public image!

Upon hearing this, the senior brother smiled slightly. He truly hadn't expected that the skill he had honed through years of diligent sketching practice could be seamlessly integrated into his ultimate technique for picking up girls.

It seems that people who want to find a stepmother for their children are usually quite lucky.

After all, I just want to find a mother for my child and a home for myself.

"Excuses, all excuses."

"Teacher Zeng, you're supposed to be a top student, surely you can remember what clothes someone is wearing?"

Ziqiao glanced at Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian~"

"Tell me honestly, you didn't actually buy your two master's degrees, did you?"

"roll!"

Zeng Xiaoxian mumbled, "I'm just better at memorizing text than pictures."

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and said, "Actually, you can't blame Teacher Zeng for this. After all, staying up late is very bad for memory."

"Especially for a man like him who works five night shifts a week, who knows what he'll forget in a few years."

"Really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb: "What else will I forget in the future? I hope I won't forget you guys too."

"It's not that bad."

Nanfeng joked, "At most, you'll just forget that the Five Tiger Generals are five people."

"nonsense!"

Xiao Xian rolled his eyes at Nan Feng.

Nanfeng patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Regardless of whether your memory will get worse in the future, Teacher Zeng, you should give up now."

"A fleeting glimpse is too difficult for you to pull off."

In fact, Nanfeng didn't understand either. Teacher Zeng was already in an ambiguous relationship with Yifei, so why was he still so fixated on Ziqiao's "Lüshi Chunqiu"?

Wait, is he planning to use Ziqiao's dating skills to woo Yifei?

Nanfeng secretly gasped.

If Teacher Zeng really thinks this way, then he is absolutely incredibly brave.

Even Zi Qiao himself had to back down when faced with Yi Fei's "Flick of the Flick," let alone Teacher Zeng.

"I'm not convinced!" Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly, "Ziqiao's memory isn't that great either, so why is he the one who can remember it?"

At this point, the issue for him is no longer whether Ziqiao's tactics are suitable for him.

If he doesn't learn how to do "a fleeting glance" now, then he'll have wasted his time getting wine thrown at him.

Ziqiao explained, "Teacher Zeng, you may have misunderstood me a bit. I just don't have a very good long-term memory. Actually, my short-term memory is ridiculously strong, okay?"

He chuckled: "After all, I have a unique skill that enhances memory."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian and Guangu shouted in unison.

"Why didn't you tell me something so important sooner!"

Ziqiao shrugged, looking innocent: "You didn't ask either."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave Ziqiao a push anxiously: "Hurry up and say it, hurry up and say it!"

Goodness, don't let Ziqiao's carefree and nonchalant attitude fool you; he actually has quite a few hidden skills up his sleeve.

As expected, none of those who make a name for themselves in the underworld are easy to deal with.

Wait a minute, does that mean Mika also...?

Zeng Xiaoxian's train of thought started to veer off course again.

Guan Gu and his senior brother listened intently with expectant expressions, and even Nan Feng couldn't help but move closer to Li Qiao.

Compared to Lüshi Chunqiu and Jinghong Yique, he was more interested in Ziqiao's unique skill of enhancing memory.

If given a choice, who would want to have a goldfish head?

Especially since I'm a man.

Both of them have poor memory, but a pretty girl like Yu Mo gets praised as a little scatterbrain, but a guy like me can't be praised as a little scatterbrain, can I?

Ziqiao originally wanted to pretend to be in a difficult position and extort a few more breakfasts from Teacher Zeng, but when he saw the anxious and fiery looks in Xiaoxian and the other three's eyes, Ziqiao didn't dare to open his mouth and make a request.

He was certain that if he started to keep them in suspense and make demands now, these heartless guys would definitely pin him down on the sofa and give him a good beating.

"Alright, since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully impart my ultimate computer skills to you."

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow: "Ultimate?"

The eldest brother pondered, "A computer-generated human?"

Great, this name is more in line with Ziqiao's naming style.

Ziqiao said in a deep voice, "Now please sit up straight, close your eyes, and imagine that you are a computer."

"what?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)