Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 393 Ziqiao's Severe Waste of Talent

Nanfeng and the other three were stunned upon hearing this.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion, "What does it mean to imagine yourself as a computer?"

Guan Gu raised one hand high: "Is that so?"

As he spoke, he began to wave his hand and turn his head mechanically and sluggishly, like a robot.

"I am Digger Number One, codename: Guan Gu Shenqi!"

Guan Gu said in a mechanical voice.

Nanfeng laughed and said, "Guan Gu, you're a robot, not a computer."

"oh."

"Where did you get so many questions?"

Ziqiao was never cut out to be a good teacher, and he said impatiently, "Before you start asking all these questions, why don't the four of you close your eyes and do as I say?"

"it is good."

The four of them closed their eyes again.

"Now imagine yourself as a computer, or imagine there is a computer in front of you."

"Now, press the power button."

"what?"

The four of them opened their eyes again.

"Press the power button!"

Ziqiao said, enunciating each word clearly, "Now, just treat this as if it were your own computer. Turn it on the way you normally would."

"You should have said so earlier!"

The four of them said in unison.

Ziqiao: (⊙⊙)?

【Haven't I been saying this all along?!】

The four of them closed their eyes and pressed the power button as usual.

"very good."

Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction: "As the computer booted up, your familiar computer screens appeared in your minds... Nanfeng, what are you doing now?"

He looked at Nanfeng in surprise as he raised one hand and flicked it erratically in mid-air, and asked.

Nanfeng continued working with his hands, saying casually, "It's nothing, I'm just entering the power-on password."

Ziqiao: "...There's no need to be so realistic."

"Didn't you tell us to turn it on the way we usually do?"

"Okay, okay, okay!"

Ziqiao immediately gave up on discussing this topic with Nanfeng: "You continue."

Then he saw Nanfeng type in the password for a full minute and a half.

"Wait, with such a bad memory, how did you come up with such a long password?"

Nanfeng laughed awkwardly upon hearing this: "Is it possible, I mean possible, that it's because my memory is so bad... that I forgot my computer password?"

Ziqiao: "..."

"It's okay, luckily I have a memo."

Nanfeng opened his eyes and looked at the memo: "Give me a little more time, and I'm sure I can turn the computer on."

"OK!"

Before Ziqiao could react, he was struck in the chest by a powerful elbow strike from Guan Gu, who was standing next to him.

"What the hell!"

He clutched his chest, his entire face contorted in pain.

"Guan Gu, what are you up to now?"

"I'm sorry, Ziqiao."

Guan Gu scratched his head sheepishly: "My mouse has been a bit broken lately, and the new one hasn't arrived yet, so I'll just have to make do with it for now."

Ziqiao's forehead veins throbbed: "Guan Gu, you really don't have to be so realistic!"

"Didn't you tell us to turn it on the way we usually do?"

Ziqiao took a deep breath and cursed, "Shift!"

The eldest brother reminded him, "...It's shit."

"I know!"

……

After a while, Ziqiao, who had been anxiously waiting, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the four of them had finally turned on their computers: "Now you can think of yourselves as the computers in your minds."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly began to convulse, and his whole body became slurred.

Ziqiao was utterly exasperated. His entire energy seemed to have been drained by this series of unexpected events, leaving him only with a helpless wail: "Teacher Zeng, what are you up to now?!"

He's already starting to regret teaching the "Ultimate Computer Man" technique to the four of them; he's just asking for trouble.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to convulse and remained silent for a long time.

Just as Ziqiao was starting to worry that he might have suddenly had an epileptic seizure, Zeng Xiaoxian finally spoke up and said, "I don't know, that's what my 360 Assistant praised me for."

"This boot-up took two minutes and twenty-five seconds, beating one percent of computers nationwide. Let me keep it up."

"Teacher Zeng, you can... never mind, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Ziqiao waved his hand helplessly, decisively skipping over the topic.

"Now you can delete all the messy software and data on your computer, leaving only a clean computer screen and storage space."

The four nodded, and they all simultaneously reached out and frantically manipulated the non-existent mouse.

"alright."

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke first.

Nanfeng smiled faintly, "Teacher Zeng, how can you delete things so quickly on a computer that boots up in two minutes and twenty-five seconds? You didn't just delete the shortcuts, did you?"

Nanfeng couldn't even begin to describe Zeng Xiaoxian's computer skills; aside from the most basic applications, his other skills were practically nonexistent.

Even software installation and computer antivirus were handled by him and Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian also tried installing software himself, and then... then he got infected with the deadly 360 suite.

Yifei and I finally managed to delete it all, but when we opened it the next day...

Good grief, another bird wallpaper has appeared out of nowhere.

All computer users should take this as a warning: you absolutely must not touch the 360 ​​suite of software. Once you get infected, your future will be ruined!

"Ah, otherwise how should I delete it?"

"let me."

As Nanfeng spoke, he sat down next to Zeng Xiaoxian, grabbed the mouse in Xiaoxian's hand, and began a series of virtual operations.

Ziqiao was dumbfounded when he saw this.

No, you guys can help with this too?!

The eldest brother asked, "Ziqiao, are you done deleting...?"

"..."

"...And then what?"

"Then what you need to do is very simple."

Ziqiao said, "Next, all you need to do is create a few new folders on this empty computer, and then you can categorize and store your memories in the folders."

"From now on, when you use a fleeting glance, you can treat your eyes as a camera and move the photos and videos you take to your own categorized folders."

"When you need to access these memories, simply move your mouse to open the folder and view the photos or videos. When you no longer need them, drag all those memory folders into the recycle bin and delete them with one click."

Ziqiao said matter-of-factly, "The hard drive space in our brains is limited. We must delete junk memories regularly, otherwise the boot speed will be very slow."

"ah?!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone opened their eyes in shock.

Isn't the difference in difficulty before and after a bit too big?

At first, it was just a simple matter of turning on the computer and visualizing a computer screen. But now they want us to digitize our memories?

And can memories be deleted on a timer?

Do you really think we're computers?!

"This is your secret to enhancing memory?" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted. "This is simply unscientific!"

Nanfeng seemed to have thought of something, and he hesitated slightly: "Actually, this still has some scientific basis... Have you heard of memory palaces?"

The eldest brother looked at Nanfeng: "You mean that..."

"..."

"...The Memory Palace, widely recognized as one of the most powerful memory techniques?"

"That's right."

Nanfeng nodded: "The memory palace is simply a way of transforming information into image-based scene patterns through associative thinking and spatial reasoning."

"The palace itself is just a metaphor; in your mind it could be your home, your company, or your school... so why can't this palace be your computer?"

"The temple was searched."

Guan Gu suddenly realized: "I heard that once the memory palace is built, it will be very difficult to expand it if the memory space inside is full."

"But it's different with a computer, because as long as you have enough hard drive space, you can keep creating new folders."

"Or we could just do what Ziqiao suggested and delete all the useless, junk memories."

Seeing that the three of them were speaking so logically, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had initially thought the matter was quite unscientific, began to hesitate.

He looked at Ziqiao suspiciously: "Was your 'Ultimate Computer Man' really created by building a memory palace?"

Ziqiao said "Oh": "I remember my godfather did mention something about a memory palace when he was teaching me... Oh well, whatever."

"A palace or a computer, as long as it can be used to pick up girls, it's fine."

Nanfeng stroked his chin and looked at Ziqiao with a very strange expression.

"Wait a minute, can I think of it this way?"

"You painstakingly built a memory palace to record every moment you needed to capture, and then learned Sherlock Holmes' deductive reasoning to analyze the professions, identities, and hobbies of the beautiful women in your mind..."

"You've mastered two skills that most people couldn't acquire in a lifetime... and you actually use them to pick up girls?!"

I'm coming

This explains why Zi Qiao can delete memories at set times.

If you're really interested in memory palaces, you should try the original traditional palace version.

These past two days, Pigeon has been trying to create a computer in her mind, and almost used it to write.

(End of this chapter)