Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 394 Auntie arrived on horseback again.

"What's the problem?"

Ziqiao didn't think there was anything wrong with it: "Zhanbo is so intelligent, but he's still a programmer at the company. Yifei is so strong, but she can only beat Teacher Zeng more."

"And Nanfeng, you have such abnormal hearing, isn't it just used for listening to people gossip?"

Nanfeng was speechless.

That's true. Greater ability doesn't necessarily mean greater responsibility. Nothing in this world is more important than living life the way you like.

Of course, this doesn't change the fact that Ziqiao is a scumbag.

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, so what's on your computer?"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao's gaze drifted blankly: "Let me see: [Lüshi Chunqiu 5.20 version (revised again and again, the ultimate collector's edition, I don't know when it will be revised again)], [A thousand and one ways to conquer a beauty], [A complete guide to current fashion trends and luxury goods (requires monthly updates)].

"【The Eight Arts of Deception Training Manual】, 【The Eight Masters of Deception Training Guide】, 【In Memory of Our Unwavering Love (Trashy Ex-Girlfriend Memories, Need to be Deleted Regularly)】, 【The Ultimate, Invincible, Tested and Useful Collection of Bedroom Techniques】...

"etc!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Did you just say something amazing?"

"Is there?"

Ziqiao started to play dumb.

"Come on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned closer to Ziqiao and winked, saying, "Your collection of bedroom arts..."

Ziqiao glanced at him: "Teacher Zeng, you're very interested in this? Oh..."

He suddenly understood and asked, "Didn't things... between you and Laura not go too smoothly?"

Xiao Xian's face darkened.

"Oh……"

Nanfeng, Guangu, and their senior brother saw that Xiaoxian's expression had turned quite ugly, and they assumed they had discovered the truth.

"well……"

The three looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy. Even though two of them were novices who had not yet proven their abilities in this area, it did not affect their pity for Xiaoxian.

Seeing the four guys' pitying yet slightly mocking gazes, Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly retorted, "Don't look at me like that! I'm still a virgin, okay?!"

"What?!" Nanfeng, Ziqiao, and Guangu exclaimed in unison.

Nanfeng rubbed his ears, even with his hearing, he began to doubt if he had misheard: "Why don't you say it again? What are you again?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and whispered, "I said I'm still a virgin."

"Hahaha...cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng laughed so hard he coughed repeatedly, Ziqiao leaned back on the sofa with his eyes closed and slapped his thigh hard, and Guangu patted his senior brother's shoulder and laughed heartily.

Only Du Jun, unaware of the inside story, showed a hint of confusion in his eyes.

"Feed!"

He was exasperated: "Do you three really have to be laughing like that?"

Ziqiao smiled and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Teacher Zeng, Teacher Zeng, it's no wonder we laughed at you."

"You and Laura dated for over eight years, and you're saying you're still a virgin?"

Although it's immoral to think this way, Ziqiao suddenly understands why Laura cheated on him.

Who told you, Zeng Xiaoxian, to occupy the toilet without doing your business?

That's a full eight years.

If Laura didn't cheat on her boyfriend, she'd be spinning a spider web.

Nanfeng suppressed her smile and forced a serious expression, saying, "Teacher Zeng, normally I wouldn't laugh at a man who is a virgin, even if he has been in a relationship for eight years."

"I have always believed that the more open an era is, the more we should be tolerant of and respect the traditional views of some people."

"Besides, I think your principle of sticking to your beliefs and refusing premarital sex is absolutely correct."

"snort."

Xiao Xian gave a haughty snort. Although he didn't want to admit it, Nan Feng's words clearly improved his mood.

Exactly, isn't someone like me a good man?

"But when I think about how you've been dating Laura for eight years and still remain celibate..."

Nanfeng still didn't say the foul language stuck in his throat. Even though Laura did deserve that string of foul language, he would never choose to curse someone behind their back.

I usually swear at people in front of them.

Nanfeng, both amused and exasperated, covered her face, leaned back, and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's mood, which had just started to improve, worsened.

"Teacher Zeng, Teacher Zeng..." Nanfeng laughed until she could hardly breathe. "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I really couldn't help it..."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Guan Gu almost laughed himself to death: "Teacher Zeng, you, you, you, hahahaha..."

What's funny isn't that Zeng Xiaoxian was still a virgin after eight years of dating, but that he was still a virgin after eight years of dating Laura.

Although the eldest brother didn't know who this Laura was, he guessed from their mention of eight years and Nanfeng's hesitant tone that Laura was probably not a good person.

So he laughed out loud too.

"Senior Brother, you're laughing at me too!"

Xiao Xian's face turned pale as he watched the four laughing maniacally. However, these four heartless bastards laughed even harder after seeing the greenish-blue color on his face.

"Hello!"

He shouted angrily.

……

A few minutes later, the four members of the Nanfeng group, who were laughing weakly, began to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian.

Nanfeng gently patted Xiaoxian's shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, I think this is actually a good thing for you. After all, a woman like Laura is really a dark history for you."

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily shook off Nanfeng's hand: "You four know it's my embarrassing history, yet you're still laughing so happily."

Ziqiao shrugged and said, "But it really is funny, you and Laura..."

Xiaoxian grabbed a cushion and smacked Ziqiao on the head: "Still talking! Still talking! Still talking!"

"Okay, okay!"

Ziqiao snatched the cushion and said, "Don't worry, we'll only laugh at you once for the same thing. Once we've laughed it off, it's over."

"I hope so."

Xiao Xian gritted his teeth and threatened, "Anyway, if any of you three...four dare to go back and talk nonsense, I'll take you all down with me!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Ziqiao coughed lightly and said, "So that [Ultimate, Invincible, Tested and Useful Collection of Bedtime Techniques]..."

Zeng Xiaoxian pricked up his ears, and the eldest brother also looked at Ziqiao.

He's a man in his early thirties after all; you never know when you might need something like this.

"Let's talk about it when you really need it," Ziqiao chuckled. "Mainly, you can't teach this in a bar."

"cut."

The four of them fell silent.

Nanfeng suddenly took out his phone and glanced at it, a smile unconsciously appearing on his lips.

……

"Youyou, do you think it's really okay for us to dress up like this?"

In front of the Sunny Day Bar, Meijia, wearing sunglasses and covering her mouth and nose with a scarf, looked at Youyou next to her and asked quietly.

Wearing a mask that covered her mouth and nose, Youyou gently pulled down her straw hat to cover her eyes: "Don't worry, my disguise is flawless."

"Really?" Mika wasn't very convinced.

Youyou said confidently, "That's how the disguises in TV dramas are done. The clothes have to be different from your usual clothes so that people can't tell the difference."

"Oh." Mika nodded thoughtfully.

She suddenly asked, "So, were all those TV dramas about disguise and disguise that you watched before period dramas?"

How did you know?

Meijia lowered her head, looking helplessly at her and Youyou's terribly ugly, snow-white ancient costumes, and asked, "What do you think?"

Youyou paused for a moment, then waved her hand and said, "It doesn't matter. Anyway, they definitely won't recognize us dressed like this."

Meijia smiled helplessly: "Yes, dressed in all white, she looks like a widow in mourning, which is unlucky."

"If it were me, I wouldn't even want to look at it twice."

"Youyou, isn't our disguise a bit too silly?"

[In her inner world, the normally dressed Mika looked at the other Mika standing next to her, dressed in white ancient costume, with a silk scarf tied around her neck and sunglasses, and found it truly an eyesore.]

Why do I feel like this outfit looks really silly?

[No, that's really stupid!]

Meijia had been putting up with this ridiculous look ever since she left the house, especially since passersby were giving them strange looks, which made her want to turn back home even more.

It has to be said that the fact that she held back until the bar entrance before making her move truly shows the deep sisterly bond between her and Youyou.

If this were Lu Ziqiao's idea, she would have immediately said, "I'll spray you with a mouthful of salt water and kill you!"

Compared to Mika's excitement, Youyou seemed quite calm: "Although this look is indeed a little bit outrageous, haven't the main characters in TV dramas never been discovered no matter what they disguised themselves as?"

Meijia looked embarrassed: "Youyou, but that's a TV series. Will it be discovered that the screenwriter decided it?"

She strongly suspected that Youyou had just finished filming a period drama and still couldn't distinguish between reality and television.

"Besides, even if you insist on dressing in ancient costume, at least change into a nicer one."

Meijia said with considerable disdain, "Didn't you act in a fantasy drama a few days ago? How come you brought back two sets of such ugly, white clothes?"

The white color isn't a flaw in this outfit, but pairing such an ugly ancient costume, devoid of any decorations or patterns, with an all-white ensemble really makes it look bland.

"But now the entire film crew is wearing these kinds of clothes."

"what?"

Youyou sighed, "Oh dear, this is how fantasy dramas are these days. Immortals wear white, demons wear black, and you can tell who's good and who's bad at a glance."

"Besides, who cares about costumes and makeup when filming TV dramas these days? The clothes worn by the male and female leads aren't that great either."

"The production team was unwilling to spend money to design better costumes for the male and female leads, so they could only make the costumes for us supporting actors and extras look uglier, so that the male and female leads could stand out from the crowd through their costumes."

"Stop talking..."

Upon hearing this, Meijia pouted, looking like she was about to cry: "I knew it! This is why TV dramas are getting worse and worse these days."

She looked at Youyou with pity: "It's really tough for a nobody like you to make money and suffer a lot."

Youyou nodded: "So my agent told me I must work hard and strive for improvement, so I can easily make money and make others eat shit."

Meijia: "..."

This agent is quite honest.

Meijia continued, "Okay, let's assume there's nothing wrong with our outfits, but Sunny Day Bar isn't exactly a noisy place, so Nanfeng will definitely spot us."

"Don't worry, Meijia. With me, Tang Youyou, taking care of things, none of this will be a problem."

Youyou held up her phone with a beaming smile: "Look what this is!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)