Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 395 The Strongest Wingman, Ready for Takeoff

"What is this?"

Meijia bent down and opened her eyes wide, only to see that Youyou's phone was showing a voice call with Nanfeng.

She leaned back and screamed, "Youyou, you actually bribed Nanfeng? How did you do that?"

"snort."

Youyou touched her nose coolly: "I already said, with me, Tang Youyou, in charge, there will definitely be no problem."

In her inner world, Youyou put away her phone and began to look around timidly and nervously.

After confirming that no one was around, she covered her mouth and whispered.

[I don't have the ability to bribe Nanfeng. Actually, I just told Yumo about how Nanfeng and the others went out to secretly study the Lüshi Chunqiu behind my and Meijia's backs.]

I don't know what they talked about, but Nanfeng agreed to be my inside man.

Thank you, Heaven; thank you, Earth; thank you, Yu Mo.

Just as Youyou closed her eyes and clasped her hands together in gratitude to Yu Mo, Nanfeng silently appeared behind her without her noticing.

He crossed his arms and silently observed the oblivious Tang Youyou.

After a while, Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, a bright smile spreading across his face.

【So you're accusing me of something?】

【very good.】

Youyou took out Bluetooth earphones and handed them to Meijia; they each put one in their ears.

The voices of Ziqiao and the others were immediately transmitted to Nanfeng's ears through the phone that was still in the voice call.

The two covered their mouths and chuckled, then tiptoed and sneaked into the door of the Sunny Day Bar.

Nanfeng, who was leisurely enjoying watching Ziqiao teach Guan Gu and his senior brother a lesson, suddenly twitched his ears and chuckled sinisterly.

Nanfeng lowered his head and sent a few messages to Youyou and Meijia.

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: The two of you together are too conspicuous, quickly separate.

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: I will help you find two blind spots in Zi Qiao's field of vision. You can hide there and eavesdrop. Contact me via WeChat if anything happens.

【Peerless Little Diaochan】: No problem.

[Tang's Performance Rule]: No problem.

……

"Didn't you two say you'd definitely be fine? This is a huge problem!"

At this moment, Zi Qiao was looking at his senior brother and Guan Gu, who had been splashed with wine, with a sense of disappointment. If Yan Yang Tian Bar hadn't been a quiet bar, he would have slammed his fist on the table in anger.

He clenched his fists and angrily waved them up and down: "How did I teach you guys when I made you act as wingmen?"

Ziqiao took a deep breath and repeated the three-point rule he had mentioned.

"First, you need to find a way to get the girl away from her friends, so that she's alone before you can make your move."

"Second, subtly reveal that your partner is paying attention to her."

"Third, subtly elevate your partner's image and taste, making them feel honored to be noticed and curious."

He got so angry that he picked up the wine on the coffee table, tilted his head back, and gulped it down.

"Come on, someone tell me how you just did that?"

Guan Gu said, somewhat aggrieved, "We did exactly as you said."

"Bullshit! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!"

Ziqiao's eyes widened: "Did I teach you that the way to keep girls away from their friends is to loudly provoke them?"

Xiao Xian chuckled and imitated his senior brother's actions from earlier.

He focused his energy and assumed the starting stance of Tai Chi, then extended a long middle finger towards Guan Gu and his senior brother.

He spoke at the same pace as his senior brother.

"Come... here...!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Meijia and Youyou, who were eavesdropping in the corner, burst into laughter. Luckily, Nanfeng had turned down the volume on his phone beforehand, so Ziqiao and the others didn't notice.

Xiao Xian burst into laughter, his laughter filled with smug satisfaction.

What does it mean for fortune to change? This is what it means for fortune to change!

Just moments ago, Guan Gu and his senior brother were laughing at him, but now it's his turn to laugh at them.

Yeah, right!

Seeing this, Guan Gu could only look at his senior brother with a resentful expression.

He now understands why his senior brother, who was so successful in his career, only went on a blind date and got married when he was almost thirty, and then got divorced before the child was even three months old.

Ziqiao said that the main purpose of a wingman is to provide cover and tactical support to the main aircraft.

The problem is that the eldest brother, the main character, was determined to die, and before he, the wingman, could even play his role, they were already sunk by the enemy's firepower.

Nanfeng teased, "Guan Gu, don't think that way about Senior Brother. You weren't a very good wingman either."

He laughed and said, "Who would come up to a girl like you and say that your senior brother is not only an excellent cartoonist, but also a good father who takes care of his one-year-old son all by himself and now just wants to find a stepmother for his child?"

Guan Gu scratched his head: "Didn't Zi Qiao say that you should subtly reveal that your partner is paying attention to her?"

"And you also need to subtly elevate your partner's image and taste, making them feel honored to be noticed and curious."

Ziqiao rolled her eyes at him: "But if you say that, people will only think that Senior Brother is a divorced dad who just wants a free babysitter!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu suddenly understood: "I was wondering why the girls always looked at me strangely whenever I tried to introduce my senior brother to them."

Ziqiao looked at the two fellow disciples with a sense of helplessness.

What sins did he commit in his past life that he has to teach this pair of brilliant but naive men how to pick up girls in this life?

"Fine, looks like I'll have to show you what the best wingman is."

Ziqiao patted his stylish black leather jacket, raised an eyebrow at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said, "Teacher Zeng, you'll be the main attacker, and I'll be the wingman providing cover."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself in surprise: "Me?"

Heaven above, he dared to swear on his public image that he was simply curious about Lüshi Chunqiu, the ultimate guide to picking up girls... Of course, he also hoped to have an extra skill to rely on in the future.

But he really hadn't thought about picking up girls right now.

I'm a good man.

"Yes, it's you."

Ziqiao nodded emphatically: "I want to prove to Guangu that no matter how lousy the main engine is, as long as the wingman is capable enough, the main engine can still soar freely in the blue sky."

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately speechless.

Please translate: What does "no matter how terrible the host is" mean?

Please translate what it means to say "no matter how terrible the host is"!

Isn't this obviously insulting someone?

Xiao Xian snorted coldly, "If you want to go, find someone else, don't come to me."

Ziqiao completely disregarded Zeng Xiaoxian's feelings; he simply said, "No, you have to go."

"No, I'm not going!"

No, you must go.

"No, I'm not going!"

No, you're not going.

"No, I want to go!"

"That's right!" Ziqiao smiled with satisfaction.

It took Zeng Xiaoxian a full five seconds to realize what had happened. He angrily pointed at Ziqiao and said, "You cheated!"

"I request to start over!"

"Application invalid!"

Ziqiao pushed Zeng Xiaoxian toward a beautiful woman, saying, "Anyway, you're single now, so you can pursue whoever you want."

"And maybe you're closer to other beautiful women, and Yifei feels the pressure, so she impulsively confesses her feelings to you?"

"Well……"

Xiaoxian stopped resisting.

He admitted that he was indeed tempted.

I'm coming

Since this chapter is a bit short, let me tell you a joke to cheer you up.

This afternoon, a certain wronged author discovered that his phone was broken and wouldn't charge, so he had no choice but to go to a phone repair shop in a miserable state.

Then when he returned, he was delighted to find that... his computer's external hard drive was also broken.

His materials, his data, his drafts that went from zero to 100,000 words, varying with his mood—all gone!

So, who is the author of this "unjustly accused" story?

A. Anyway, it wasn't me. B. My friend who loves to wear women's clothing. C. Obtuse angle.

woo woo woo...

Incidentally, wingmen usually follow the lead aircraft on missions and provide cover for it.

However, Ziqiao seems to have been referring to the host, so Pigeon didn't change it.

Anyway, Ziqiao really lacked education.

(End of this chapter)