Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 396 Zeng Xiaoxian, Who Can't Be Helped

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was interested, Zi Qiao pressed his advantage and said, "Teacher Zeng, when you're in the martial arts world, having an alternate account is very important."

"You've barely used that alternate account of yours called Chen He; it's practically going to get moldy if you don't use it soon."

"If Yifei gets angry, you can still say that the womanizing scumbag is..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng couldn't help but cough.

"What?" Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng in confusion.

Nanfeng shook his head: "It's just that my throat suddenly feels a little itchy."

"Alright."

Ziqiao continued to push Xiaoxian forward: "In short, as long as you make good use of your alternate account, you, Zeng Xiaoxian, are innocent."

"Remember the 'Asking for Directions' technique I taught you before? It works really well when paired with 'A Glimpse of Beauty'."

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in astonishment, "But I haven't learned how to achieve that 'fleeting glimpse' technique yet!"

"Idiot, the first rule of picking up girls is always to be adaptable!"

Nanfeng, the eldest brother, and Guangu exchanged glances and silently followed at a distance from the two.

Ziqiao looked around the bar and finally settled on a stunningly beautiful mature woman.

"Hi, beautiful."

Zi Qiao greeted the mature and beautiful woman with a smile, his gaze quickly sweeping over the "Reader" magazine in her hand.

The mature and beautiful woman merely glanced at the two of them casually before uttering a startling statement: "Excuse me, I'm a lesbian."

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed "Ah!" and his expression became quite interesting.

Ziqiao quickly explained, "I'm sorry, you might have misunderstood. We're not here to chat you up."

Ziqiao maintained a smile on his face, but secretly he kicked him hard.

Teacher Zeng is such an idiot. Just because someone says she's a lesbian doesn't mean she is.

Whether she's a lesbian or not, I, the mighty Lu Xiaobu, can't tell.

Zeng Xiaoxian was in excruciating pain from Ziqiao's footsteps, yet he managed to keep quiet, thanks to Yifei's years of training.

"Then I know why you're here."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's face turn bright red, the mature and beautiful woman curled her lip in disdain: "The bar's restroom is to the left in front of you. If you don't have any toilet paper, you can ask the bartender for some."

She then continued to look down at the Reader's Digest in her hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "I didn't need to go to the toilet, I just..."

Ziqiao quickly interrupted Xiaoxian and said to the beautiful woman, "Miss, you've misunderstood. Actually... my friend's ancestor was the famous Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang."

"He might have experienced a bit of ancestral regression, so it's understandable that his complexion is a bit redder than normal."

Xiao Xian was shocked when he heard this, thinking that only an idiot would believe such an absurd explanation!

As a result, Ziqiao and this mature and beautiful woman proved to him that even the most outrageous explanations can be believed by some people.

"oh."

The mature, beautiful woman gave Xiaoxian a strange look: "How come a descendant of Guan Yu has such beady green eyes?"

"Perhaps it's because Guan Yu sold too many mung beans in the past."

"Haha..." She smiled, "You're quite humorous."

Ziqiao smiled and put his arm around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder: "So-so, still a little bit less funny than my friend who's naturally funny."

The mature and beautiful woman thought for a moment, then introduced herself to them: "My name is Wanting."

Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed in disbelief at the sight, looking blankly at Ziqiao.

[This is fucking amazing!]

Ziqiao merely glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian casually, as if everything happening before his eyes was just basic stuff.

[Stay calm, Teacher Zeng.]

[Didn't you just think that only an idiot would believe that? Then the girl I carefully selected for you must be an idiot.]

After all, even a shrewd person like you couldn't handle it.

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback.

"You could hear my thoughts just now? You don't actually know mind reading, do you?!"

Ziqiao chuckled.

[I don't need mind reading; we're so close, I can smell how smelly your fart is just from your frown.]

【What kind of nonsense is this?!】

Xiao Xian nodded slightly towards Wanting, and looked at Zi Qiao with a puzzled expression.

How did you come to the conclusion that she's not very intelligent?

[Keep this confidential!]

He just smiled slightly as he stared at the Reader's Digest in Wan Ting's hand.

He's in his early twenties, and he's actually holed up in a bar reading Reader's Digest, specifically a collection of jokes.

Ziqiao simply couldn't make the assumption that her IQ was higher than that of normal humans.

He introduced himself to Wan Ting: "Hello, beautiful lady, my name is Lü Xiaobu, and I am a descendant of Lü Bu."

Ziqiao gently put his hands behind his back and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's bottom, signaling him to quickly start introducing himself.

To be honest, Teacher Zeng's buttocks are quite elastic.

It's just not as good as Mika.

Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his hair, revealing a wicked and arrogant smile: "I'm a good man, I am..."

"Cough cough cough."

Ziqiao pretended to cough, reminding him to be careful with his words and actions, and to be very careful to use a smaller diaper.

"...I am Chen He!"

Xiao Xian quickly changed his tune.

When Wan Ting saw Zeng Xiaoxian's exaggerated self-introduction, she didn't know what to say for a moment, and could only smile politely.

"Your way of introducing yourself is quite unique..."

"That's right."

Zeng Xiaoxian actually became smug, completely unaware that Ziqiao was looking at him like he was an idiot.

Teacher Zeng, you don't actually think that people are praising you, do you?

Damn, if I had known this would happen, I would have preferred to let my senior brother be the host.

Ziqiao wished he could drag Teacher Zeng back and teach him again right now, but when he saw the teasing looks on Nanfeng and Guangu's faces, he had no choice but to play the role of wingman.

After all, the boast has already been made, so we still need to give it a good try.

He put on his brightest smile and introduced to Wanting, "Wanting, you may not know this, but Chen He is actually a very famous young writer. It's no exaggeration to say that he has almost a mountain of works to his name."

Wan Ting looked shocked. She looked at Xiao Xian suspiciously, but found that he seemed even more shocked than she was.

"He..."

Seeing this, Ziqiao pretended to be annoyed and slapped his mouth: "Look at my mouth, I forgot again that Chen He said you wanted to keep a low profile and didn't want to stand out or expose your identity as a famous writer."

He first apologized to Xiaoxian, saying, "I'm sorry, Chen He."

Seeing Ziqiao frantically giving him meaningful glances, even if Xiaoxian was stupid, he knew what he should say now.

"It's okay, Xiao Bu."

He said, feigning composure, "Although I am indeed a rather low-key person who doesn't seek fame, you also know that gold like me can never hide its brilliance."

"What a pity, what a pity."

Xiao Xian sighed regretfully, "It seems that the life of an ordinary person is something I'll never experience in this lifetime."

Wan Ting: "..."

She could tell that this man named Chen He was trying to act calm and collected, but his mouth was practically stretched to the back of his ears.

This person clearly enjoys being flattered!

Zi Qiao; w(Д)w! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian, you're a complete idiot! The biggest moron in the world!

Why did I repeatedly tell my wingman to subtly elevate his partner's image and taste?

It's precisely because the host is not suitable for self-promotion. If you don't control the degree of self-praise, girls will think you are showing off and that you are being obnoxious.

Your current ridiculously stupid self-praise is exactly the kind of person who loves to show off and is the most shameless!

Ziqiao couldn't understand why Teacher Zeng could be so smug about the identity of a fictional famous writer.

If he were to give Teacher Zeng a fake identity as a famous host, wouldn't he have an orgasm on the spot?

[In her inner world, Yifei said with considerable pride.]

[I've already told you, Zeng Xiaoxian is a jerk. If you don't give him any respect, he'll run wild. But if you do give him some respect, he'll be so arrogant he'll be strutting around like crazy!]

[As it turns out, no one understands Zeng Xiaoxian better than me.]

Meanwhile, Nanfeng, who was not far away, was imitating the voices of Ziqiao, Xiaoxian, and the girl named Wanting, so that Guangu and his senior brother, as well as Youyou and Meijia on the other end of the phone, could know what the three of them were talking about.

When Nanfeng covered his mouth and chuckled, and then repeated Xiaoxian's boastful words, Guangu and Master burst into laughter.

Seeing Zi Qiao's indignant expression, as if he had been forced to go to the toilet to feast, their frustration from being splashed with wine and then being thoroughly lectured by Zi Qiao completely vanished.

[I already told you it was Senior Brother/Guan Gu's problem, but Zi Qiao, you just wouldn't believe me.]

Now that it's your turn to be Zeng Laoshi/Xiaoxian's wingman, you should know just how furious I was when I discovered how unreliable my partner was!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)