Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 398 The Strange South Wind

Ziqiao glared at Zeng Xiaoxian with obvious displeasure: "Teacher Zeng, there's no one else here but us. I just want the truth from you: did you buy your double master's degrees?"

It's no wonder he repeatedly used this question to tease Zeng Xiaoxian; the guy's performance was just too terrible.

Ziqiao racked his brains but couldn't figure out how he got his double master's degree.

Is it really true that working night shifts for several years can cause such significant damage to the brain?

"Lu Ziqiao, I'm warning you again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted indignantly, "You can insult my character, but you can't insult my academic credentials!"

"oh."

Ziqiao nodded and said, "So your image as a good man is all an act, and your true nature is a pervert who loves to flirt with beautiful women using erotic texts?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..."

"Fine, you can just insult my academic credentials."

"So, did you buy your two master's degrees?"

Zeng Xiaoxian almost coughed up a mouthful of blood.

He struggled for a long time, unable to decide whether his character or education was something Ziqiao could insult, so Xiaoxian waved his hand and acted spoiled.

"I don't care, you can't insult my academic credentials, nor can you insult my character!"

"Okay."

Ziqiao nodded, then continued with his scathing remarks: "You look repulsive."

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his chest, feeling as if his heart had been pierced by a sword inscribed with "You look disgusting."

Ziqiao continued, "His eyes are like two mung beans."

Another sword pierced Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, the words Ziqiao had just spoken still engraved on its blade.

"The show I hosted was like a midnight horror movie."

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his chest and backed away, his other hand trembling as he pointed at Ziqiao.

"You, you, you, you..."

"Lacks stamina, extremely weak."

"You can't resort to such personal attacks!"

"By the way, I heard the other day that Yifei was planning to secretly use your toothbrush to clean the toilet."

Feeling as if he had been pierced by a thousand swords, Xiao Xian suddenly lost all guilt towards Zi Qiao, and he gritted his teeth and growled.

"Lu Ziqiao! I'm going to die with you!"

Seeing this, Ziqiao backed away and reached out to stop Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, you have to be reasonable. I didn't insult your character or education just now. You can't do anything reckless."

Xiaoxian continued to act spoiled, saying, "I don't care, you can't insult me in anything, from now on you can only praise me!"

Ziqiao thought for a moment and then tentatively offered a compliment.

"Your wife is amazing!"

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian lunged forward, and the two tore at each other, falling to the ground and wrestling together.

"Teacher Zeng, are you out of your mind? Where did you get a wife?!"

"I don't care, I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

The eldest disciple, watching the two wrestling, asked worriedly, "Shouldn't we... go up there...?"

"..."

"...Should I offer some advice?"

Nanfeng and Guangu were already used to the two's antics. Nanfeng said, "Don't worry, one of them is indestructible and the other is thick-skinned. They are both the type of characters with high defense and low offense."

"I reckon even if the two of them fight for half a day, they won't be able to break through each other's defenses. It's fine."

Guan Gu agreed, saying, "Besides, Teacher Zeng's stamina is not good to begin with, and Zi Qiao drinks and chases girls all day long, so his stamina is also very poor. Every time the two of them fight, it only lasts about three minutes."

"oh."

The eldest brother nodded knowingly, his gaze towards Zeng Xiaoxian filled with pity and a hint of amusement.

Originally, he would at most be insulted about his academic qualifications by Ziqiao, but now, he has been insulted by Ziqiao from top to bottom, inside and out.

That's really...serves them right.

As Nanfeng and Guangu had predicted, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao fought for a full three minutes before finally succumbing to exhaustion without sustaining any injuries.

The two were helped up by Guan Gu and Nan Feng respectively.

After their playful bickering, they tacitly agreed not to mention the wingman incident at all.

Ultimately, it was a trivial matter that was embarrassing, but in terms of embarrassing moments, the two of them were definitely the ones who had embarrassed themselves the most in the apartment.

These are nothing.

Unexpectedly, Nanfeng smiled wickedly at this moment, and instead spoke to Zeng Xiaoxian, turning his head to criticize Ziqiao.

"To be fair, I think that although what happened just now was a lapse in judgment by Teacher Zeng, it is ultimately your fault, Ziqiao."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao stared wide-eyed in shock: "Hey, hey, hey, even if you're biased towards Teacher Zeng, you're not this biased."

"What problem could I possibly have? I'm practically ready to win over Wan Ting and then hand her over to Teacher Zeng!"

"Nanfeng, your words are absolutely unfair."

Nanfeng mocked, "Didn't someone just say that he wanted to prove to Guangu that no matter how bad the main engine is, as long as the wingman is capable enough, the main engine can still soar freely in the blue sky?"

"So, Ziqiao, are you going to deny what you said, or admit that you weren't a very effective wingman?"

Ziqiao was speechless for a moment.

He dared to say such things because he knew everyone present. He believed that no matter what, Teacher Zeng's IQ should be above the level of a normal person.

Who would have thought this guy would go crazy whenever he sees a beautiful woman?

Seeing Ziqiao's discomfiture, Nanfeng smiled smugly: "Ziqiao, to be honest, your understanding of the Lü Family Annals is really not that great. Look, you've been teaching them for so long, and the three of them still don't understand a thing."

He mocked, "I think you, this so-called expert at picking up girls, should just retire from this business and give up on picking up girls altogether."

"Otherwise, you'll not only lose face, but you'll also lose everything."

Ziqiao frowned and looked at Nanfeng. He had a vague feeling that things were starting to go wrong.

He's been bickering with Nanfeng ever since he moved into the apartment, and he knows all too well just how sharp-tongued this guy can be.

What's wrong with Nanfeng today? Why is she being so aggressive?

I don't think I've offended Nanfeng recently, have I?

Even the bet they made today was just a perfectly normal wager. Nanfeng may be petty, but he would never hold a grudge for such a reason.

Why did this guy suddenly become like he'd eaten gunpowder today?

He's practically deliberately walking on his own landmines and going on a wild party right now.

Zi Qiao snorted, "My Lüshi Chunqiu and teaching level are definitely not a problem. This is purely because the three brothers are too incompetent. It has nothing to do with me."

He laughed at Nanfeng and said, "Besides, even if I have problems with picking up girls, it's not up to a newbie like you to question me."

"Your statement is as naive as saying that customers who can't cook have no right to comment on a chef's food. According to you, I have to learn how to make a refrigerator before I can comment on it?"

Nanfeng narrowed her eyes slightly, her smile bright: "I'll put my words out there: the reason those three are so bad is purely because you, the teacher, have a problem with your teaching ability."

"Let alone you acting as a wingman and providing support, I don't think it would turn out any better if you tried to pick up girls yourself."

Are you challenging me?

Ziqiao's eyes narrowed, and he entered battle mode.

He knew Nanfeng was up to no good, but Ziqiao, a master at picking up girls, absolutely wouldn't allow himself to be ridiculed in this regard.

"It's not exactly a challenge, but it's definitely a provocation."

Nanfeng asked with a smile, "You're not chickening out, are you?"

Seeing the tense atmosphere between the two, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely baffled.

"Wait, why are those two fighting?"

When Guan Gu recalled Nan Feng's innocent smile just now, he broke out in a cold sweat.

He pulled Zeng Xiaoxian, who wanted to break up the fight, and whispered, "Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to go, lest you get caught in the crossfire."

The kind-hearted Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated when he heard Guan Gu's words, but Nan Feng's indifferent gaze made Xiaoxian shudder.

Holy crap, what's wrong with Nanfeng today?

Who would want to provoke this evil star?

"Well..."

Knowing that Nanfeng was up to no good, Ziqiao did hesitate, but if he backed down under these circumstances, he wouldn't be Lü Ziqiao.

Besides, he couldn't figure out what he had done to offend Nanfeng, that vengeful guy, recently.

Even if Nanfeng had taken the wrong medicine today and inexplicably wanted to prank me, given his personality, he definitely wouldn't go so far as to kill me.

So Ziqiao crossed his arms and asked, "Enough with the nonsense, just tell me what you want?"

"very good."

Nanfeng immediately beamed with joy, and he subtly reached into his pocket to end his voice call with Youyou.

"If you ask me, you shouldn't try to teach like that. After all, Ziqiao, you're really not cut out to be a teacher."

"Instead of you teaching them for ages and they still can't learn, why don't you go and flirt with a girl yourself and show us your skills?"

Ziqiao wondered if he had misheard: "You mean you're betting that I should ruin a girl just to win a competition with you?"

"Are you still South Wind?"

He subconsciously reached out and touched Nanfeng's forehead: "You didn't actually take your medicine today, did you?"

This kind of behavior is completely unlike Nanfeng's character; he never cheats strangers.

Nanfeng said confidently, "Don't worry, I'll definitely pick the girls you're going to woo. I'm confident that the girls I choose are absolutely, absolutely, absolutely good girls that you can't possibly win over."

"You definitely don't have the ability to ruin her life, but your failure will at least give the senior brothers a little more confidence."

"Absolutely impossible to seduce?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "You're not going to pick an ugly monster or a heavily armored tank for me, are you?"

"Don't worry, she'll definitely be a slim beauty."

"So she has a boyfriend?"

Ziqiao stuck to his principles: "I would never poach someone's employees."

"I'd rather not be a morally corrupt matchmaker than have someone steal my partner."

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "If the other person already has a partner, then I lose."

Ziqiao pondered for a while longer, then said confidently, "I know, you're definitely going to choose someone like Xiaowan, a sissy, or someone like Laura, a morally corrupt person."

Xiaoxian and Guangu's gossipy smiles froze instantly.

"It's not that bad."

Nanfeng smiled innocently, "After all, I'm not a devil."

When Ziqiao saw Nanfeng's smile, the hairs on his body stood on end, and he retreated in panic.

"I felt like your smile was scarier than the devil's."

"Stop talking nonsense and just tell me if you dare or not."

Nanfeng laughed and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't dare to, but it means you lost our previous bet."

"You can prepare to sing 'Father' in front of everyone tonight."

"Oh……"

Ziqiao suddenly realized that Nanfeng was trying to cheat all along.

This won't do!

"We'll do as you say!"