Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 399 A small token of my gratitude

Are you sure?

A hint of panic flashed across Nanfeng's face: "I was planning to raise the stakes, and if you lose, you'll be in big trouble."

He said, feigning kindness, "Ziqiao, you have to admit defeat; you can't be stubborn."

"Sorry, I, Lü Xiaobu, am the master at dealing with all kinds of dissent."

Seeing the panic on Nanfeng's face, Ziqiao felt even more smug: "Some people have questioned my ability to pick up girls before, but later... he died a very ugly death."

"South wind, oh south wind, I advise you to honestly submit to my Lüshi Chunqiu and then prepare to sing 'Conquer' for me when you get back tonight."

"If you recklessly increase your bets and end up losing, that's asking for trouble. I guarantee you'll be despised and ridiculed by everyone in the apartment."

Ziqiao was quite confident.

As long as Nanfeng chooses someone who isn't ugly, isn't a heavily armored tank, doesn't have a partner, and isn't someone like Xiaowan or Laura, he can't think of anything else he could be afraid of.

Although Ziqiao still had a vague feeling that something was wrong, he couldn't stand anyone being so arrogant in front of him.

Regardless of what other ulterior motives Nanfeng might have, he had to make Nanfeng understand that in the face of absolute skill in picking up girls, all of these were insignificant.

Are you really sure?

The panic in Nanfeng's eyes grew more pronounced. He gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind: "Not long ago, Meijia told me that there's a final bet in your martial arts world called the Tathagata Palm..."

"Holy crap!"

Ziqiao was startled. He looked at Nanfeng in disbelief: "You fucking went this far!"

Seeing Ziqiao's strong reaction, Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What exactly is this Tathagata Palm?"

The senior disciple, who had spent his early years in the martial arts world, said with a grim face, "This is the most brutal, ruthless, and merciless thing in the martial arts world..."

"..."

"...The ultimate bet!"

As the eldest brother slowly explained, Xiaoxian and Guangu's expressions gradually changed from curiosity to astonishment, and then from astonishment to empathetic pain.

"hiss……"

Guan Gu gasped: "This Tathagata Palm is indeed the most brutal, ruthless, and merciless ultimate gamble."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded with lingering fear: "Compared to the Tathagata Palm, things like three cuts and six holes, chopping off hands, and breaking legs are utterly weak."

It's terrifying that someone could slap you across the face without considering the occasion, the time, or the reason.

Imagine you're experiencing one of the happiest moments of your life—graduation, marriage, your wife giving birth, your house being demolished for redevelopment—and then your partner slowly walks up to you with a broad smile and delivers a devastating blow.

At this point, you have to stand there obediently and let the other person slap you hard in front of your teachers, classmates, relatives, friends, wife and children.

At that moment, you'll instantly understand what it means to fall from heaven to hell.

For Zeng Xiaoxian, he couldn't even imagine how devastated he would be if someone came up to him during his live TV broadcast and delivered a powerful blow to his face.

The most outrageous thing is that there are ten such moments of falling, and if the winner wants, he can make the nightmare last your whole life.

No wonder Ziqiao was so frightened when he heard Nanfeng mention the Tathagata Palm.

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face, not knowing why, even though it was the two of them who made the bet, his face felt like it had been slapped and was burning with pain.

"Nanfeng, isn't this bet a bit too high?"

Zeng Xiaoxian advised, "You two can make a bet, but don't ruin your relationship."

"rest assured."

Nanfeng himself felt that ten strikes of the Tathagata Palm were a bit too brutal: "How about we bet on a slap this time? Whoever loses settles the score on the spot?"

"That's alright."

Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief. Actually, he wasn't afraid of the Tathagata Palm, but rather, given Nanfeng's personality and behavior, if he dared to gamble so much, he would definitely turn around and run away.

Even if it's a sure thing, you still have to run!

Nanfeng, that scoundrel, has absolutely no gambler's mentality. If he dares to gamble so big, it means he must have a sure-win strategy.

"Lu Ziqiao, you'd better think this through."

Nanfeng reminded him again, "It's not too late to admit defeat now."

"Arrogant!"

Zi Qiao sneered, "You still have a chance to regret it now, otherwise I would definitely let you taste my Heartbreak Palm today."

"Then my 'Unrecognizable Fist' isn't just a name without substance."

"Huh?"

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Wasn't it the Tathagata Palm? How did it turn into the Ecstasy Palm and the Face-Distorting Fist?"

Xiaoxian waved his hand: "It's all the same."

So Nanfeng and Ziqiao made a high five to swear an oath, and both of them showed confident smiles.

At the same time, he reached into his pocket and pressed the send button to send the text message he had prepared in advance.

【Done.】

Ziqiao gestured to Nanfeng, "Go ahead and choose. I want to see what kind of girl you can pick."

"Don't worry, it will definitely surprise you." Nanfeng revealed a smug smile.

Ziqiao panicked when he saw this.

Nanfeng then started walking around the bar, and soon he pointed to the back of a girl dressed in white ancient costume and said, "That's her!"

"she?"

Ziqiao squinted. He felt that the back view was inexplicably familiar, but there were plenty of girls of this height and build with similar back views. Just from the back view, Ziqiao really couldn't tell what was wrong.

Nanfeng's lips curved into a smile.

He knew that Ziqiao would definitely not be able to recognize this figure from behind.

While Ziqiao's memory method is superior to a normal memory palace in terms of instantaneous memory and memory storage, his memory bank, built up by layers of folders, requires Ziqiao to actively search for the correct folders himself.

To give a simple example, Ziqiao feels that the figure looks very familiar, but he can't immediately remember who it is. So he can only open one memory folder after another in his virtual computer to compare.

So how quickly he can recall that figure depends on whether he can open the folder containing the girl's information in the shortest amount of time.

"How are you, Joe?"

Nanfeng teased, "Want to watch a little longer?"

"Need not."

Ziqiao snorted, "A girl who dresses like that in a bar can't be very smart. Watch how I crush her!"

He then coughed lightly, straightened his clothes, and walked towards the girl.

He came up behind the girl and said, "Hey, beautiful."

"I bet a hundred dollars that if you turn around, I'll scream in amazement."

Upon hearing this, the girl tensed up, stiffly and mechanically turning her head to smile at Ziqiao.

"Ziqiao~"

"what!"

Ziqiao let out a blank "Ah".

Not far away, Nanfeng simply held up three fingers, muttering wickedly, "Three, two, one."

He snapped his fingers.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

Ziqiao let out a deafening roar that shook heaven and earth.

He was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly, his eyes wide with disbelief, and let out a wailing cry.

"Small, small, small..."

"Auntie?!"

Youyou was also shocked and took off her mask and straw hat: "You can recognize this?"

Xiao Xian, Guangu, and their senior brother, who were watching the commotion from the sidelines, exchanged glances and then murmured in unison.

"Oh my God."

"My God!"

"mine……"

"..."

"Oh my god!"

"Oh my god...that feels so good!"

The south wind let out a satisfied groan.

He took out his phone and looked at the message he had just sent to Youyou.

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: Youyou, Ziqiao seems to have sensed something is wrong.

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: Turn your back to us first, and don't turn around. I'll arrange a perfect viewing spot for you to watch Zi Qiao pick up girls!

As everyone knows, Nanfeng doesn't like to lie.

Ziqiao did indeed sense something was wrong: however, he sensed something was wrong with himself.

He had indeed arranged a perfect viewing angle for Youyou to watch Ziqiao pick up girls: what could be more suitable for watching Ziqiao pick up girls than Youyou's current perspective?

Nanfeng smiled wickedly.

[Tang Youyou, don't you like gossip and watching fun?]

I'll let you see it all this time!

Don't be so polite with me, this is just a small thank you gift for telling Yu Mo about me.

Here it comes!

It's best to stop here.

By the way, if you're interested, you can check out the movie "Happy Old Alley" where these two play a couple. If you imagine them as an aunt and her nephew, it's incredibly immoral.

(End of this chapter)