Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 400 The Birth of the King of Jealousy in East Asia

That's right, this scene is exactly what Nanfeng wanted to achieve.

I've never been one to be a sore loser, so how could I possibly make a bet with Ziqiao to ruin girls just so I wouldn't sing "Conquer" in front of everyone?

All of this was just a small act of revenge against Tang Youyou.

It's her fault for being such a blabbermouth and running off to tell Yu Mo on it.

Clearly, Youyou doesn't know Nanfeng very well yet; he's known for being resistant to force and won't listen to reason.

As far as Nanfeng was concerned, if Youyou chose to talk to him directly and say some conciliatory words, he would turn a blind eye and tacitly allow Youyou and Meijia to sneak over to see the gossip.

After all, given Youyou's gossipy nature, even if the two of them hadn't sneaked in to peek, Nanfeng and the others would definitely have been pestered by her when they returned, until they found out the whole story.

But if you, Tang Youyou, want to use Yu Mo to suppress me...

Sorry, not even a chance.

Even if Yu Mo wasn't his girlfriend yet, or even if she were the mother of his child, Nan Feng had never been the type to blindly obey anyone.

He has his own ideas, his own judgment, and his own opinions. What others say is just advice and reference for Nanfeng. The final choice is always firmly in his own hands.

This was something that she and Youyou could have easily resolved, but she insisted on dragging Yu Mo into it, as if that would be the final blow.

Faced with Youyou's adorably naive ideas, Nanfeng could only give her a good lesson for being so innocent.

……

At this moment, Ziqiao felt a chill run down his spine. He looked at Nanfeng in astonishment: "What's going on?"

He figured that the girl Nanfeng had chosen to flirt with must be a very difficult one, but even if Ziqiao were beaten to death, he would never have imagined that Nanfeng would choose Youyou!

You actually want me to seduce my aunt?!

Is this an idea that a normal person could come up with?

This is absolutely insane!

"Oops~"

Nanfeng exclaimed in surprise, "My God, how could it be Youyou!"

Ziqiao: "..."

Hey Chu, can you please be any more over-the-top in your acting?

You bastard, you definitely did it on purpose!

Ziqiao glared at Nanfeng through gritted teeth. He couldn't figure out what he had done to offend this guy. This bastard was actually playing such a big game!

Now he understood why Nanfeng was so sure he could never seduce her.

The question of whether or not he could win over Youyou was beyond him; even if the God of Love possessed him, he wouldn't dare to tie their red thread together.

If my mom and other aunts found out about this, they would really be willing to turn against me for the greater good.

At this moment, Youyou thought that Ziqiao had discovered her disguise and spying, so she quickly grabbed Ziqiao's arm and acted coquettishly.

"Oh, Ziqiao, I really want to see it! Please don't send me away!"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao gasped.

For some reason, this normally normal interaction between aunt and nephew suddenly made his hair stand on end, and he even got goosebumps all over.

He quickly broke free from Youyou's grasp and said sternly, "Tang Youyou, be serious! Don't you know that men and women shouldn't touch each other?"

Youyou was taken aback: "You're telling me men and women shouldn't touch each other?"

"What's wrong?"

Ziqiao retorted, his neck stiff, "Am I not a man, or are you not a woman?"

Youyou chuckled softly, "But I'm your aunt."

"Even your aunt should keep her distance!"

Ziqiao screamed in despair.

Seeing Ziqiao's unusual reaction, Youyou retreated instead of advancing, and gently placed her hand on Ziqiao's forehead.

"He doesn't have a fever."

"Don't touch me!"

Ziqiao instinctively wanted to run away, but Nanfeng just stood in front of him and muttered, "Is this Tathagata Palm really so powerful that it can be made as heavy as it wants?"

He then stretched out his hands with distinct knuckles towards Ziqiao, his right hand making a whistling sound as it swept through the air.

Ziqiao swallowed hard in fear.

It must hurt a lot to get slapped in the face by a pair of hands that are all bones and hardly any flesh.

So he turned to look at Youyou, forcing a smile through his teeth.

"Youyou, you are the most beautiful, the most lovely, the gentlest... aunt I've ever met!"

[Damn it, I still can't do it?]

Flirting with your own aunt is so sinful.

"what?"

Youyou was somewhat bewildered by Ziqiao's sudden change in attitude, and she tilted her head and asked cautiously.

"Ziqiao, are you really sick?"

……

At the same time, Guan Gu was eager to rush forward, but was stopped by Xiao Xian and his senior brother.

"You two, let me go! This won't do!"

Guan Gu growled, "This is too sinful! Youyou is Ziqiao's aunt!"

"If you stop me again, I'll commit seppuku right now!"

Xiao Xian and his senior brother remained calm. Xiao Xian said, "Guan Gu, calm down. It's not a big deal. It's just that Zi Qiao is going to flirt with his aunt."

"This isn't a big deal?!"

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief.

The eldest brother smacked Guan Gu on the back of the head: "Idiot!"

He looked at his second junior brother, who was infatuated with love, with a look of disappointment and frustration: "Don't you think those two...?"

"..."

"...Is that really possible?"

"How could that be!" Guan Gu said without even thinking.

"Then..."

"..."

"...Oh, right!"

Zeng Xiaoxian could only pat Guan Gu on the shoulder in a cheeky manner: "It's okay, Guan Gu, I understand you. You're blinded by lust and infatuated with love."

"But please try to understand us."

He rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "I've seen countless laughs in my life in an apartment, but this is truly the first time I've ever seen anything like it. You can't miss this opportunity!"

Guan Gu forced a smile, speechless: "If you want to see this kind of entertainment so badly, why don't you just let Zhanbo go after Yifei?"

Exhibition?

Yifei?

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed even harder at the thought of the scene: "Then Zhanbo would have at least three legs broken by Yifei."

As he spoke, he began to create sound effects: "Crackling...bang...smack...ah!!!"

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise: "You seem quite happy?"

Xiao Xian scoffed, "You think everyone's like you, getting jealous over things that are impossible... The King of Jealousy in East Asia!"

Xiao Xian, who loved giving people nicknames, never imagined that this casually uttered title of "East Asian Jealous King" would accompany Guan Gu throughout his life.

At that moment, a white ghost silently placed its hand on Xiaoxian and Guangu's shoulders.

"What's going on?"

The man asked vaguely.

Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were startled by the hand reaching out from behind them. They breathed a sigh of relief when they turned around: "Meijia, why are you dressed like this too?"

"Sigh... This is a very, very long story."

Mika, with a lollipop in her mouth, waved her hand and said, "But that's not important. What's important is what's happening now?"

She peeked out curiously, muttering to herself, "Nanfeng just texted me saying to come directly to you guys, there's a good show waiting for me."

"Where's the show? Where's the show?"

"Where!"

Xiao Xian pointed to where Zi Qiao and You You were.

"What are they doing?"

Meijia said, "Oh, I know. It must be that Ziqiao discovered Youyou's disguise, and Ziqiao wants to kick her out, right?"

Unable to bear seeing her best friend being bullied, Meijia rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward: "No, I have to go and help Youyou, she's my best friend."

No, that's not it.

Xiaoxian pulled Meijia aside and whispered the whole story in her ear.

As Xiaoxian recounted his story, Meijia's expression changed from anger and indignation to a stunned silence, as if struck by lightning.

She opened her mouth wide in surprise, and the lollipop in her mouth fell straight to the ground.

"My God...this is so exciting!"

Mika started looking around anxiously: "Popcorn, popcorn...why don't they sell popcorn at the bar?!"

Guan Gu stared at Mei Jia in surprise: "Why are you so agitated? Isn't Youyou your best friend?"

"yes."

Mika said matter-of-factly, "Of course Youyou and I are best friends... but the purpose of our visit is to have fun. It's fun to see whose fun is which."

She rubbed her hands together excitedly and said, "And the fun with my best friend is the most exciting, okay? I can't wait to see Youyou find out the truth."

"You two really do have a deep sisterly bond."

Looking at the guys around him who were all watching the show, Guan Gu was momentarily at a loss as to whether the problem lay with them or with him.

Is it really as Teacher Zeng said, that this is no big deal?

Am I being too nervous?

……

At this point, Ziqiao tried several more times, but he couldn't finish his lines of flirting and had to change his mind.

This is my own aunt.

It cannot be overcome, it cannot be completely overcome.

Even if he can overcome it, what if Youyou doesn't understand the situation and calls back to complain? Then his mother and the rest of the aunties could fly over tonight and throw him into the Huangpu River.

"No, I can't do it."

Ziqiao turned to leave, saying, "Nanfeng, you can fight me all you want, I admit defeat, but I'll remember this grudge!"

Although Ziqiao chose to give up, Nanfeng wasn't about to let him admit defeat so easily.

The person I want to get revenge on isn't him, it's Youyou, okay?

"Me, hit me? Are you misunderstanding something?"

Nanfeng crossed his arms and smiled.

Ziqiao's eyes widened: "What are you planning to do now?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I heard the Tathagata Palm technique can be transferred, right?"

Nanfeng turned to Meijia: "Meijia, how about I give you a Tathagata Palm strike on Ziqiao as a thank you gift?"

Upon hearing this, Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up with a dazzling light. She didn't even think about what Nanfeng meant by the thank-you gift.

"real?"

"Very good!"

Meijia jumped up happily, looked at Ziqiao with an innocent face, and said in the gentlest and sweetest voice, "My dear Ziqiao, I will cherish you."

"hiss……"

Ziqiao was so frightened by Meijia's innocent yet wicked smile that he kept backing away.

He knew all too well how strong Meijia's hands were; she once unleashed a powerful Tathagata Palm strike that sent a burly man over six feet tall flying.

Nanfeng's Tathagata Palm strike could at most kill him, but Meijia could really kill him!

Ziqiao turned around quickly, instantly changing his expression to one of deep affection.

"Youyou, you are the most beautiful, the most lovely, and the gentlest girl I have ever met."

"what?"

Youyou was taken aback upon hearing this.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)