Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 401 Unbelievable Summarizing Ability

At this moment, Ziqiao simply decided to go all out.

Regardless of whether his mother and aunts will come over tonight and drown him in the Huangpu River, he has to survive the present first.

"Youyou, your eyes are clear and captivating, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear."

"You are... my best aunt."

Ziqiao finally understood that he definitely didn't want to be hit by the Buddha's Palm, and he absolutely couldn't let his aunt get soaked either.

Since that's the case, let's just drag it out. Anyway, Nanfeng and I didn't agree on a specific timeframe for winning Youyou over.

If you're going to drag it out, then drag it out.

If we can delay for even a minute, we'll do it; if we can delay for even an hour, we'll do it. We'll delay until the bar closes, no matter what.

Then Ziqiao said a lot of cheesy things, but he managed to keep the level of intimacy in his words quite good.

You can say he's flirting, or you can say he's just flattering his aunt.

This is almost the limit of Ziqiao's efforts.

At this moment, Youyou had already sensed that something was wrong with Ziqiao.

She initially thought Ziqiao came over because he had discovered her disguise and was eavesdropping and wanted to get rid of her. However, he first said a bunch of nonsense about the proper distance between men and women, and then his attitude completely changed and he showered her with compliments.

Even with her unique and imaginative mind, Youyou couldn't figure out what Ziqiao was up to.

Not to mention, Xiaoxian, Senior Brother, and Meijia's expressions and demeanor at this moment were all too familiar.

Because it was exactly the same expression and demeanor he had when he was waiting to see a good show.

Yu-Yu, who was inexplicably starting to feel a little panicked, didn't even have time to ask Nan-Feng and Mei-Jia what "Buddha's Palm" was. When she realized that Zi-Qiao's words were becoming more and more cheesy, Yu-Yu was so scared that she prepared to run away.

"I suddenly remembered that an assistant director wanted to cast me in a movie, so I went back to prepare for the audition."

"goodbye."

Youyou turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, Ziqiao quickly pulled Youyou aside: "Auntie, don't worry. You're a professional veteran actress. You can pass the audition in no time."

"Why don't you stay and chat with me?"

[In his inner world, Ziqiao knelt on the ground, hands clasped together in prayer.]

[Auntie, you can't leave! If you leave, I'm sure Meijia will beat me to death with her Buddha's Palm!]

"Shall we... chat?"

Now Youyou was even more shocked: "What could the two of us possibly have to talk about? When I wanted to talk to you about things before, didn't you say you'd rather save your time to chat up pretty girls?"

"The past is the past, the present is the present."

Ziqiao smiled ingratiatingly, "Besides, even if all the beauties in the world lined up, very few would dare to say they could easily beat my aunt."

[If we disregard body shape.]

"That's true... but shouldn't you be teaching Senior Brother Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals right now?"

"Well……"

Ziqiao couldn't think of a reply for a moment.

Youyou looked at Ziqiao with trepidation, feeling that her nephew was becoming increasingly strange.

"No, I'd better leave."

Youyou tried to run away, but Ziqiao held her back tightly.

"Auntie, please stay a little longer!"

Ziqiao squatted down and grabbed Youyou tightly: "Look at the weather this afternoon, it's so nice... so nice... so nice."

"Anyway, the weather is so nice, don't rush back."

long:"……"

She was worried that Zi Qiao would send her back, but now even if she wanted to go back on her own, Zi Qiao wouldn't let her...

That's even more terrifying!!!

"Lu Ziqiao, you have a problem!"

Youyou said confidently, "If she still can't see that Ziqiao has a problem by now, then she's wasted being Ziqiao's aunt for over twenty years."

She then looked at the crowd of onlookers: "You all have problems!"

Youyou asked angrily, "What exactly happened?"

"Well..."

Xiaoxian and Meijia didn't know how to explain it for a moment, while Nanfeng was naturally happy to see Youyou troubled.

Only Guan Gu, an honest man, thought for a long time. Since he tends to lose sight of the main points when he's nervous, Guan Gu decided to first extract the key points of the whole matter from his mind, and then explain it to Youyou concisely.

Then Guan Gu said, "Zi Qiao wants to woo you."

These six short words are all extremely important. They were refined and distilled by Guan Gu to ensure that there was no room for any further deletions before he uttered them.

At this moment, Guan Gu actually felt a little smug, thinking that his Chinese had been improving recently.

Guan Gu's concise explanation indeed achieved the desired results.

"What?!"

Youyou was so surprised that she took several steps back. She looked at Ziqiao, who was squatting on the ground and was equally astonished.

Youyou definitely wouldn't believe these words if someone else had said them, but it was Guangu who said them.

Guan Gu was one of the few honest people in the apartment; he almost never lied.

Coupled with Ziqiao's unusual behavior just now, this is almost an undeniable fact!

"Lu Ziqiao, you beast, you animal, you pervert!"

Youyou gritted her teeth and cursed under her breath.

She never expected that her nephew would be so despicable as to start making advances on his aunt. If she had known this would happen, the whole family should have joined forces to break his legs when they found out he was a scumbag!

Break all three legs!

"No, Auntie, let me explain..."

Ziqiao was just as shocked as Youyou at this moment.

No, Guan Gu, are you afraid that I didn't die badly enough just now, so you came here to finish me off?

Before, I would lose sight of the main point when I was nervous; now, every sentence I speak is full of potential pitfalls.

That's not how you summarize it!

This is going to kill someone!!!

As expected, Youyou, who was furious, didn't listen to Ziqiao's explanation at all. She kicked Ziqiao, who was squatting on the ground.

"An explanation? You, who's never told a word of truth since you were a child, still want to explain?"

"Fine, wait until I break all three of your legs and carry you back to your hometown in Sichuan before you explain to the Tang and Lü families!"

Ziqiao, who had been kicked to the ground by Youyou, quickly scrambled to his feet: "Auntie, let's make a deal... Can you just break both legs?"

"Oh."

Seeing that he was still thinking about that trivial matter at this point, Youyou laughed angrily, "Fine, I'll leave you one leg so you can stand on one leg. You can choose your left or right leg!"

"No... Auntie, are you serious?!"

Just as Ziqiao was about to explain, he saw Youyou pick up a bar chair and was about to smash it at him.

He immediately took off running.

"You think you can run? Stop right there!"

Youyou, burning with rage, retorted, "I'll make you so obsessed with picking up girls that you'll even want to sleep with your aunt!"

The onlookers were all dumbfounded.

They were still shocked by Guan Gu's amazing summarizing ability when, unexpectedly, the enraged Youyou had already picked up a chair to smash someone.

"Damn, this is a disaster!"

Nanfeng, feeling both amused and exasperated, rushed over to mediate the fight.

He had considered everything, but he never expected that Guan Gu's ability to summarize would be so extraordinary.

Can this matter be summarized in just six simple words?

"Stop, Youyou! This is all a misunderstanding!"

As Nanfeng rushed forward, the remaining four people also seemed to wake up from their daze and hurriedly ran forward to explain the truth.

……

"That's the truth."

Nanfeng said apologetically.

"Oh……"

Before Youyou could reply, Ziqiao said in unison, "I told you I haven't offended you recently, why are you suddenly thinking of hurting me? So you're trying to set Youyou up."

"no!"

Ziqiao, who almost had his leg broken by the chair, complained, "You can cheat Youyou all you want, but why did you have to drag me into it!"

"Do you know I almost died at the hands of my own aunt?!"

"It's not that exaggerated." Youyou looked embarrassed. "I just gave you a good scolding and then sent you back to Sichuan to be left with your mother."

"Then aren't you trying to kill me?!" Ziqiao cried.

Nanfeng smiled sheepishly: "Mainly because Youyou is your aunt, if we really had to choose someone to be implicated by her, it would definitely be you."

Xiaoxian, Meijia, and their senior brother nodded in agreement, saying, "That's absolutely right. Ziqiao, you're definitely the best candidate to be implicated."

Guan Gu asked curiously, "What's the logic behind that?"

The eldest brother glanced at Guan Gu indifferently: "The logic is that if we have to choose someone to be implicated by Youyou, then that person..."

"..."

"If it weren't Ziqiao, it would have been one of us..."

"..."

"……idiot!"

Xiao Xian chuckled and said, "That's what they call sacrificing your fellow Daoist to save yourself."

"you!"

Ziqiao was so angry at these disloyal guys that his liver ached: "A bunch of lousy friends!"

He cried out in anguish, "I'm innocent! I'm so wronged today!"

"In broad daylight, under the clear sky, why are they all trying to harm me?!"

"Four?"

Guan Gu was taken aback: "Isn't there only Nan Feng?"

"Oh."

Ziqiao reached out and called out names one by one: "Nanfeng who set up the scheme, Meijia who wanted to slap me, Youyou who wanted to break my legs... and you!"

"Guan Gu, your summarizing ability is off the charts!"

Ziqiao glared at Guangu with a displeased expression: "I told you that the Martian Chinese training class you signed up for is utter garbage, and look what trouble you've caused now."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu quickly absolved himself of responsibility, pointing at Nan Feng and saying, "What does this have to do with me? Who told Nan Feng to devise this treacherous plan?"

"It's all Nanfeng's fault!"

"I admit I made a mistake, but it's too much to say it's all my fault."

Nanfeng pointed at Youyou as he spoke, feeling quite aggrieved: "Who told Youyou to badmouth me?"

"I just came to see the Lü Family Annals, but she almost told Yu Mo that I was going to inherit Zi Qiao's mantle and wander the world like a dragon."

"This isn't just being a blabbermouth, this is downright spreading rumors!"

"I, I, I..."

Upon hearing this, Youyou immediately felt guilty. She had indeed exaggerated a bit in order to get Yumo to win over Nanfeng.

However, she quickly pointed at Ziqiao with a wronged expression: "It's all because Ziqiao wouldn't let me and Meijia come together. I had no choice but to resort to this tactic."

"I?"

Ziqiao pointed at himself in astonishment, his voice trembling with disbelief, "So you all blamed each other, and in the end, I, the victim, am the one who brought this on myself?"

"Forehead……"

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

Meijia, always eager to stir up trouble, nodded in agreement, saying, "In that case, it really is all your fault."

She smiled sweetly and said, "Since you've already suffered so much, it won't matter if you suffer a little more."

The others nodded in agreement instinctively.

Upon seeing this, Ziqiao was suddenly overcome with sorrow. He cried out in anguish, "Heavens! I'm wronged! I'm more wronged than Dou E!"

Seeing Ziqiao's sorrowful face, Nanfeng couldn't bear it and said...

"How about we talk about compensation?"

Ziqiao stopped wailing and immediately burst out laughing.

"Depend on."

Nanfeng laughed and cursed, "I knew you were faking your sadness, you were acting so damn fake."

I'm coming