Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 407 The Senior Brother's Imminent Blind Date

Although Guan Gu didn't want to disturb everyone's sleep at this time, he had no choice but to call Yi Fei and Nan Feng one after the other in the face of such a blunder that could ruin his reputation.

Yifei and Nanfeng, who were woken up by the phone call, were still yawning in a half-asleep state, but when they heard about what had happened to Guangu, the two of them rushed to the living room of 3602 as quickly as possible.

Yifei arrived before she did, but her voice preceded her arrival.

"Guan Gu, how come you're being treated like a pervert?"

When she rushed into the living room of 3602, she immediately spotted Guan Gu, who hadn't even had time to change his clothes.

Startled, Yifei slammed on the brakes and staggered to a stop in the entryway.

"My God, Guan Gu, what are you doing?"

Is this cosplay or performance art?

Yifei rubbed her eyes. She looked closely and confirmed that the shocking scene she had just witnessed was not a hallucination caused by her not being fully awake.

Yifei silently complained, "I was wondering why you were being treated like a pervert for no reason. The way you are now makes me feel like you've revealed your true nature."

"Yifei, this matter is very complicated..."

Just as Guan Gu was about to explain to Yi Fei, Nan Feng had already arrived at 3602.

"What the hell!"

The moment Nanfeng entered, he saw a perverted man wearing a women's sun protection shirt and exposing his breasts. He instinctively took a few steps back.

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you."

He silently closed the door as he spoke, and a moment later the door was pushed open again by Nanfeng. He looked up at the door number with a puzzled expression.

"It's definitely 3602."

Nanfeng took a closer look and then realized that this pervert actually had Guan Gu's face.

"Guan Gu?!!"

Nanfeng's eyes widened: "What kind of hairstyle is this? Is this the latest fashion trend in Japan?"

No wonder some people mistake Guan Gu for a pervert; his look is just too wild!

Of course, Guan Gu's abs are still pretty impressive.

"no……"

Guan Gu looked helpless. If he had known this would happen, he wouldn't have rushed to make the call first, but would have gone to change his clothes first.

"Alright."

Yifei walked around Guan Gu and sat on the sofa. She squinted and looked at him with a pained expression, saying, "You didn't explain things clearly on the phone just now. Tell me quickly what happened."

Nanfeng nodded: "I'm also curious to know what you were doing out in the middle of the night, dressed like this, instead of staying in your room to sleep."

"Here's what happened..."

Although Guan Gu didn't want to tell them about his relationship with Youyou, he had no choice but to tell them the truth in the face of the situation.

"Oh……"

Yifei playfully shoved Guangu, "Hey Guangu, you and Youyou were sneaking around ranking up while we were sleeping, weren't you?!"

"To rank up?"

Guan Gu looked completely bewildered; he and Youyou hadn't been playing games at all.

"Alright, Yifei, let's talk about teasing Guan Gu later."

Nanfeng urged, "Let's help Guangu solve his problem first, otherwise he'll really be seen as a pervert."

"Okay." Yifei nodded.

So the two got up and prepared to go back to their respective rooms to change their clothes before going to help Guan Gu resolve the matter.

Guan Gu stood up and asked, "So what should I do now?"

"you?"

Nanfeng and Yifei exchanged a glance.

"Hurry up and change your clothes, come with us!"

The two said in unison.

"oh."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu hurriedly went back to change his clothes and then reunited with Nan Feng and Yi Fei.

With Nanfeng and Yifei's efforts, they successfully found the group of girls who mistook Guan Gu for a pervert and patiently explained the situation to them.

Although the girls were still scrutinizing Guan Gu with questioning eyes, they were all reasonable girls, and the matter was eventually resolved satisfactorily.

After resolving the matter, the three of them dragged their tired bodies back to their respective rooms to rest.

Guan Gu returned to his bedroom and handed the silver guitar that Youyou had given to Mario to the Super Mario figure made of Lego bricks.

As Youyou said, the size of this guitar is a perfect fit for her Super Mario in her bedroom.

Guan Gu lay in bed, took off his glasses, and drifted off to sleep with a happy smile on his face.

……

For the next six days, Ziqiao continued to teach his senior brother, Guangu, and Xiaoxian the Lüshi Chunqiu.

The three of them proved something to everyone through their efforts over the past few days: even the most powerful martial arts manuals are not something everyone can master; talent is important in every aspect.

It's obvious that none of the three of them have any talent or ability when it comes to picking up girls.

Ziqiao seriously suspected that compared to the three guys who could recite the theories fluently but were terrible at applying them, Nanfeng, who had been sitting on the sidelines eating melon seeds and making sarcastic remarks these past few days, was the one who had truly learned the essence of Lüshi Chunqiu.

Of course, Nanfeng would never admit to this.

For the past few days, Zi Qiao has been sighing and complaining that a great teacher cannot find a good student, and that entrusting his Lüshi Chunqiu to these three good-for-nothings is truly a waste of talent.

Compared to Ziqiao's disappointment, Nanfeng actually felt that this was a good thing.

In his eyes, if the Lüshi Chunqiu were a secret manual, it would undoubtedly be a legendary, unparalleled martial art.

As Ziqiao said at the beginning, as long as someone understands the profound meaning of Lüshi Chunqiu, even just a little bit of it will be enough for them to be invincible in the game of love.

However, besides being a peerless martial arts manual, Lüshi Chunqiu is also a demonic book that can corrupt people's minds. Anyone whose mind is not firm enough can easily become a prisoner of Lüshi Chunqiu.

When you meet someone for the first time, you analyze them from head to toe, inside and out, and then your mind is filled with thoughts of how to use all the skills you've learned to win them over in the most efficient, simplest, and fastest way.

At this point, the other person is no longer someone you can be attracted to; they are just a series of questions.

The questions varied in type and difficulty.

No student understands that the purpose of solving a problem is to develop an emotional connection with it; the goal of solving problems is always to get the most efficient, simplest, and fastest score.

As we all know, questions that you can score points on don't even qualify to be put in your error notebook for review. You just need to do a similar type of question from time to time to maintain your skills.

In other words, this dating guide can help you get women, but it absolutely cannot help you get love.

Not to mention that this so-called acquisition of women is only temporary.

Because the Lüshi Chunqiu only teaches you how to deceive a beautiful woman, but it will never teach you how to deceive a girl forever.

After all, this is something even the founder himself couldn't do.

Deceiving someone for a lifetime is far more difficult than deceiving someone for a short time, and it clearly does not conform to the cold-blooded and utilitarian ideas hidden in Lüshi Chunqiu.

Nanfeng believes that if someone simply wants to be like Ziqiao, riding a dragon with its tail wagging and galloping on horseback, then he can accept the entire Lüshi Chunqiu.

However, for people like Teacher Zeng and Guan Gu who already have true love in their hearts, and for people like the eldest brother who still have some expectation of true love, it's better not to study Lüshi Chunqiu too deeply.

Perhaps this is why Zi Qiao was only willing to teach the three of them for a short period of seven days, instead of starting to train the eldest brother to pick up girls before the new year.

In his view, the senior apprentice only needs to learn a few tricks to improve the speed at which he can find a stepmother for his child.

Moreover, these three tricks might even resolve a lot of arguments in the senior brother's married life?

At least if anyone asks Senior Brother if she has changed at all today, he won't be at a loss for words now that he's learned how to catch a glimpse of her beauty.

However, he certainly didn't expect these three guys to be so useless; their learning progress in these seven days wasn't even half of his target.

Fortunately, Xiao Xian and his senior brother's "virtuous and talented" combination is indeed very well-matched, and now we can only let this pair give it a try.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)