Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 408 The Eldest Brother's Blind Date

"All personnel, level one alert!"

"All personnel, level one alert!"

"I'll say it again, this is not a drill, this is not a drill!"

"Listening team, analysis team, get ready, staff team, stand by, gossip team, keep quiet, ordering team... hurry up and order, I'm starving."

Inside the restaurant, Yifei held up her phone, issuing commands like a general strategizing on the battlefield.

Ziqiao sat lazily to the side, as if everything in front of him had nothing to do with him.

"A team of virtuous and talented individuals, please reply upon receipt!"

"A team of virtuous and talented individuals, please reply upon receipt!"

At this moment, the senior brother, dressed in a suit and tie, and Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in casual clothes, exchanged a helpless glance.

Xiaoxian quietly lowered the volume of his invisible earphones: "Xianliang received, over!"

"Talented one received..."

"..."

"...over!"

"very good."

"I'm satisfied," Yifei said on the other end of the voice call.

Unable to sit still, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't help but ask.

"Comrade Hu Yifei, I have a question for you."

"Comrade Zeng Xiaoxian, please watch your attitude!"

Yifei said in a serious tone, "At this time, you should address me as Commander Hu Yifei!"

Xiao Xian sighed upon hearing this, his voice filled with a mixture of helplessness and exasperation.

"Yes, Commander Hu Yifei, I have a question for you."

Yifei raised an eyebrow: "That's more like it. Go ahead and tell me."

"Didn't we agree that Ziqiao would be in charge of all the blind dates for our senior brother? How come you suddenly became his superior?"

"besides……"

Xiao Xian stood up and looked around. He saw that the four-person tables around him and his senior brother were all occupied by people from their Love Apartment.

Xiaoxian smirked, "It's just a blind date, why did you all come?"

"Just watching the show!"

The group call was filled with everyone's chatter.

While taking orders, Curry Sauce said, "Anyway, it's evening now, and everyone hasn't had dinner yet."

"We figured we might as well come and see our senior brother's blind date since we don't really care where we eat."

"You bunch of gossipy folks."

Xiaoxian sat down helplessly.

Wan Yu teased, "Teacher Zeng, it's Senior Brother's blind date today, not yours. Senior Brother doesn't mind us joining in the fun, so why are you so nervous?"

"nonsense!"

He replied irritably, "The eldest brother is the main player today. Even if he performs poorly, there are wingmen to help cover for him."

"If I, as your wingman, perform poorly today, who's going to cover for me, you bunch of onlookers?"

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted: "Besides, you guys will all be talking nonsense in the group call later, and I'll be under a lot of pressure then."

"Teacher Zeng, pressure is what motivates us."

Zhanbo, who has been making elusive appearances lately, has finally come out to gossip with everyone.

He encouraged Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, I have confidence in you. I believe you will definitely be an excellent wingman."

"Zhanbo, my good brother!"

"Thank you for having faith in me."

Xiaoxian smiled with emotion at first, then put on a bitter face as if she wanted to cry: "But I have absolutely no confidence in your sister's analysis and guidance."

"Ziqiao, it's one thing if you're afraid of Yifei normally, but at such a crucial moment, you can't let Yifei mess around with your command!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Yifei slammed her hand on the table in dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by 'nonsense'? I'm a professional too, okay?"

"You can talk about being professional when you, this violent old matchmaker, can successfully bring together a couple who are meant to be together."

Xiao Xian grinned mischievously: "If you were really in charge, then unless the Old Man of the Moon himself were to become the senior brother's wingman, you could break even the strongest red thread."

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian!"

Yifei gritted her teeth in anger. If it weren't for the fact that her blind date, Huang Rong, was about to arrive, and Zeng Xiaoxian, as her wingman, had to maintain some semblance of dignity, she would have rushed up and torn this bitch to pieces right now!

Upon hearing of Yifei's impressive record, the eldest brother couldn't help but start to worry.

He slowly began to speak, "Yifei, why don't you wait..."

"..."

"...Next time?"

Everyone burst into laughter upon hearing this.

Nanfeng smiled and explained, "You two can rest assured, we won't let Yifei have her way with this kind of thing."

"Right now, we're just letting her experience being a superior. If the woman comes later, we'll rebel and seize power, and then we'll crown Ziqiao with the imperial robe."

"And those gossipy guys later, I'll make them shut up too."

Upon hearing this, the eldest disciple breathed a slight sigh of relief.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with relief and said, "Then I'm relieved."

If Yifei were to take charge, this blind date would be ruined before it even started.

Moreover, given her competitive nature, her unwillingness to admit defeat, and her tendency to cheat when she loses, if this blind date really fails, she definitely won't think it's her fault. In the end, she'll most likely find someone else to take the blame.

As for who will take the blame... need I say more?

Yifei pouted with a resentful look, wondering if she was really that bad at matchmaking.

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Senior Brother, when will your blind date arrive?"

The eldest brother checked the time: "We agreed to meet at six o'clock tonight, if she..."

"..."

"...If we're not late, then there's still..."

"..."

"...Fifteen minutes!"

Nanfeng and his group nodded, and then began to discuss what dishes they wanted to order.

If they order food now, as long as the woman isn't late, they can eat and gossip at the same time.

At this moment, the senior brother was still somewhat nervous.

Although Ziqiao took him to get an essential oil massage, a spa treatment, and a sauna this afternoon, giving him a full set of mental well-being treatments from the past few days, he is still uneasy.

He asked into the headset, "Guan Gu, Zi Qiao, what do you guys think of my outfit...?"

"..."

"...Is it really okay?"

"rest assured."

Ziqiao smiled confidently, "This is an outfit I personally picked out for you a few days ago. I guarantee it will instantly outshine that middle-aged woman later."

"Besides, I specially asked Teacher Zeng to dress up like this today to complement you."

"What do you call this? This is what you call foolproof!"

Xiao Xian pouted, reluctantly accepting his fate of being a supporting character and cannon fodder tonight.

There's always a price to pay for wanting to be a positive role model.

"Hello!"

Yu Mo said with dissatisfaction, "She's only in her early thirties, why are you calling her a middle-aged woman?"

Ziqiao said matter-of-factly, "You're in your thirties. Aren't you considered middle-aged at that age?"

"Besides, given the qualities of my senior brother's blind date, why would she agree to a blind date if it weren't for her age?"

Yu Mo snorted.

"Oh, right."

Meijia asked, "Senior Brother, if you haven't seen what the other person looks like, will you contact each other directly by phone later?"

The eldest brother shook his head: "This morning my friend..."

"..."

"...We've already sent each other photos, but I..."

"..."

"...I forgot to tell you."

"How could you forget something so important?!"

Upon hearing that there were photos, Ziqiao urged, "Senior Brother, what are you waiting for? Send me the photos now so I can get a quick look at her background."

"it is good."

The eldest brother looked down, took out his phone, and slowly prepared to send the photo.

Wanyu asked curiously, "Senior Brother, was your blind date good-looking? Did he meet your standards?"

Before the senior brother could answer, Curry Sauce chimed in, "Wanyu, if the blind date wasn't good-looking, why would the senior brother be so nervous?"

"Too."

Wan Yu nodded.

At this moment, Ziqiao also received a photo sent by his senior brother.

He clicked on the photo and immediately let out a soft exclamation.

“Eh…”

Ziqiao rubbed his chin, as if he was thinking about something profound.

Everyone looked at Ziqiao curiously: "So, what did you figure out?"

Not yet.

Ziqiao looked at the photo on her phone and felt something was off: "I feel like this photo looks familiar. Does she look like some female celebrity?"

"what?"

They exchanged bewildered glances, then urged Ziqiao on.

"Whether you recognize it or not, post it in the group chat first so we can take a look."

"OK."

Ziqiao pressed the send button.

Zhang Wei clicked on the photo in the group chat and almost drooled with envy: "Wow, Senior Brother, your blind date has such a great figure!"

Looking at the beautiful and charming figure in the photo, Yu Mo nodded in agreement: "Senior Brother, it seems your friend is really good to you. He said he would introduce you to a beautiful, voluptuous, and sexy woman, and he really meant it."

People tend to hide their shortcomings and exaggerate their strengths and advantages.

In today's matchmaking market, if someone is even half as reliable as the person in the profile, they are considered very trustworthy. And a genuine matchmaker like the one in the photo is even rarer.

Yu Mo looked up at the others: "Do you think this photo could be photoshopped? Hmm..."

She looked around in confusion.

Apart from himself, Zhang Wei, and a bewildered Zi Qiao, everyone else who saw the photo was utterly dumbfounded, as if struck by lightning.

"What's wrong with you all?"

She nudged Nanfeng beside her.

Nanfeng then came to his senses. He stared intently at the beautiful figure in the photo, his face displaying an expression that was neither crying nor laughing.

"Oh my God."

Nanfeng shook his head and laughed.

"My God!"

Yifei, who had also come to her senses, suddenly slapped her thigh and burst into laughter.

"Oh my god!"

Mika jumped up, repeatedly chanting, "Popcorn, popcorn, is there anywhere around here that sells popcorn?!"

"Oh my god."

Curry Sauce gestured to the waiter and called out, "Hello, I'd like to order more food!"

This is absolutely amazing!

"Oh my god!"

Guan Gu gasped.

This, this, this... how should I put this?

"Oh my God."

Zhanbo and Wanyu exchanged a glance, then looked at Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian with strange expressions.

[Tsk tsk tsk... This is going to be really funny.]

"My God!"

Xiao Xian's face was contorted with rage, and he clutched his head as if the end of the world had come.

【How could it be her?】

【It's over, it's all over. It's all ruined.】

"No, what kind of riddle are you talking about?"

Ziqiao still looked confused and bewildered.

Before he could ask any further questions, the beautiful, sexy, and voluptuous mature woman in the photo walked in briskly while looking at her phone.

"You must be Du Jun?"

She first looked down to put her phone back in her pocket, then looked up and extended her hand to Du Jun to introduce herself.

"Hello, my name is Huang Rong, and my English name is Lisa."

You can call me Lisa or Lisa Rong.

I'm coming

I wonder if anyone guessed this beforehand.

As far as I can remember, Lisa never had a surname.

(End of this chapter)