Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 409 Pavlov's Zeng Xiaoxian

That's right, the person our senior brother went on a blind date with is our old friend, one of Zi Qiao's many ex-girlfriends, Zeng Xiaoxian's boss and biggest benefactor—Lisa.

Aside from Zi Qiao, the humanoid computer who had just erased his ex-girlfriend's memory files, everyone else who had met Lisa once before recognized her from the photos.

In fact, Lisa was recently invited by Xiaoxian to the apartment to make a special appearance in the competition video for "The Most Beautiful Suite".

However, given the complicated and messy relationship between Ziqiao and her, Xiaoxian specially asked Zhang Wei and Yu Mo to take Ziqiao and Meijia out to shoot outdoor scenes during filming.

Otherwise, with Ziqiao and Lisa, these two old lovers, plus Meijia, who used to be Lisa's rival, who knows what kind of trouble they'll cause.

Everyone had different thoughts about the fact that the eldest brother's blind date was Lisa Rong.

Among them were those who were utterly shocked, those who marveled at how small the world was, those who were looking forward to the big fun that might follow, those who were secretly waiting to see Ziqiao and Xiaoxian make a fool of themselves, and those who felt sorry for their senior brother.

Of course, there are also those like Ziqiao who only just realized it now, and those like Xiaoxian who absolutely refuse to believe it.

"Oh, it's Lisa."

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo then realized that although they had never seen Lisa before, her name had been mentioned quite often in the apartment.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

Yifei lowered her voice and asked, "Didn't Senior Brother write Huang Rong before? But I remember that the Rong in Lisa Rong is the same as the Rong in banyan tree."

"How did Huang Rong turn into Huang Rong?"

Although she asked in a low voice, her voice was filled with indescribable excitement, and Yifei even trembled slightly from excessive excitement.

Besides winning, Yifei's three favorite things in life are: watching others fall in love, watching Zeng Xiaoxian get humiliated, and watching Lu Ziqiao suffer misfortune.

The current situation is that Lisa Rong is going on a blind date with her senior brother, and her wingman is her trusted subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian, while her ex-boyfriend Lu Ziqiao is the one who is giving them advice behind the scenes.

Great, all three good things happened tonight.

Yifei trembled with excitement, her eyes filled with joy and excitement.

[My goodness, this is so entertaining!]

Nanfeng whispered into the Bluetooth headset, "It's obvious that Senior Brother's introduction, riddled with typos, even misspelled the woman's name."

"Also, Yifei, your bra strap is all sticking out."

"oh."

Yifei continued to tremble, completely unconcerned.

Guan Gu sighed helplessly, "Seriously, Senior Brother even misspelled Lisa's name."

Even if the senior brother spelled the name correctly, it wouldn't change anything, since none of the people present knew that Lisa's real name was Huang Rong.

However, Huang Rong is a much nicer name than Wang Cuifen.

You agree, Miss Laura?

It wasn't until Zi Qiao heard the name Lisa that he retrieved her text information from the memory folder associated with Zeng Xiaoxian.

Unfortunately, Ziqiao's computer simply doesn't have enough storage space. To remember such a large amount of information as a fleeting glimpse, he has to periodically delete outdated junk from his brain.

All information about his ex-girlfriends was outdated garbage in his eyes.

As mentioned earlier, questions that can be answered correctly don't even qualify to be included in a mistake notebook for review.

After recalling his general relationship with Lisa, Ziqiao's body went limp and he slid under the dining table.

And the only one who could skate even faster than him was our unlucky Zeng Xiaoxian.

The moment Lisa walked in, he was so frightened that his body went weak, his legs trembled, and he slipped and fell under the dining table.

The person who is most shocked and least willing to accept the current situation is Zeng Xiaoxian.

【How could it be Lisa?!】

[With so many women in the world, why was Lisa the one who went on a blind date with the senior brother?!]

Oh my god!

Oh my god!!

Oh my god!!!

He was already close to a breakdown before Lisa even discovered Seohyun.

You see, he always both respected and feared Lisa. After all, he had been taken care of by her a lot, but he had also been scolded a lot. In his mind, Lisa was a female demon who was no less than Yifei.

This is only because she usually has a lot of things to deal with at the radio station and doesn't have much time to keep an eye on herself.

You know, I got a scolding from Lisa when I asked for leave today, and now I'm actually being asked to be my senior's wingman in front of her?

It's impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Xiaoxian wished time could stand still at this moment, so he could stay under the dining table forever and never come out.

However, things in this world never go as planned, especially time, which can never be stopped.

Upon Lisa's self-introduction, the senior brother quickly grasped Lisa's outstretched hand, but spoke at his usual slow pace.

"Hello, my name is Du Jun, and I am a..."

"..."

"……cartoonist."

Du Jun stared blankly at the voluptuous, sexy, and beautiful Lisa.

Since everyone is still in shock, no one has had time to tell the senior brother the truth yet.

Although Du Jun was puzzled by everyone's shock at seeing Lisa's photos, he couldn't care less at that moment.

Because he was already captivated by the charming woman in front of him.

Yes, Du Jun's heart fluttered the moment he saw Lisa.

In fact, the eldest brother is a very simple person when it comes to relationships. Having already experienced a failed marriage, he doesn't have many requirements for his other half.

For the eldest brother, as long as the other party is willing to be a stepmother and can be a good stepmother, nothing else matters...

Of course, looks and figure should be maximized as much as possible.

This wasn't because he was lustful, but rather...

Is it a cartoonist's pursuit of beauty?

That's right, this is just an artist's pursuit of beauty!

This also shows that if this son didn't exist, the only requirement the eldest brother had for a woman was that she be good-looking and have a good figure.

Both in terms of looks and figure, Lisa perfectly matches the senior brother's eye.

You should know, this is Ziqiao's top choice!

You can question Ziqiao's function as a man, but you absolutely cannot question his aesthetic sense as a man.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa pulled her hand away from her senior brother's firm grip and smiled awkwardly, "Your way of speaking is indeed... quite unique."

If she hadn't heard about Du Jun's unique way of speaking from the matchmaker, she would have thought that he was deliberately speaking so slowly just to touch her hand more often.

"Yes, I've always been this kind of non-..."

"..."

"...people with distinctive characteristics."

The eldest brother smiled narcissistically, his nervousness and excitement making him completely forget about the training he had received from Ziqiao a few days ago.

He's like a male peacock in heat, desperately trying to spread his tail feathers and show off his magnificent plumage.

The problem is that if you open your tail feathers at the wrong angle, people won't see your gorgeous feathers, but your bare buttocks.

At this moment, Zi Qiao, who was lying under the dining table, was listening to his senior brother's self-praise with a displeased expression. He even had the urge to kick the table away, stand up, and scold his senior brother.

No, we've been training for so many days, why are you still making such a basic mistake!

Why did you have to praise yourself as the first thing you said after introducing yourself?

You are the host, the esteemed host! This kind of thing should be done by the wingman!

Where is your wingman?

Where did your wingman die?!

Oh, it's lying under the table right now, just like me.

That's fine.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa smiled helplessly; this was why she disliked blind dates.

After all, you never know what kind of person the next blind date sitting in front of you will be, whether he is a man or a woman, or even a human being.

"By the way, when I came in just now, I think I saw someone next to you slide under the table. Did you bring a friend?"

Lisa asked directly.

Zeng Xiaoxian, hiding under the dining table, looked panicked.

[It's over, it's over, there's no way to avoid it after all.]

[That's true. Aside from Japanese people, how could a normal person not notice someone under the table?]

"right."

Lisa's reminder reminded the senior brother that he also had a wingman who had lost contact.

So he quickly bent down to pull Xiaoxian up.

"Don't pull me! Don't pull me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped Du Jun's hand, which was trying to pull him up, and said in a low voice.

Seeing this, Lisa asked with a puzzled look, "Why hasn't your friend gotten up after slipping down for so long? Did he accidentally fall and get hurt somewhere?"

"Do you need my help?"

As she spoke, she tried to look down.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt a pang of anxiety upon hearing this.

He knew he couldn't hide under the table forever, but that didn't stop him from making one last desperate struggle.

If death is inevitable either way, then try to postpone it as much as possible.

Xiaoxian pinched his throat and nose, and said in a high-pitched, unpleasant voice under the table, "It's nothing, I'm just tired and want to lie down and rest for a bit."

Thank goodness Lisa wasn't wearing a dress tonight, otherwise Xiaoxian's words would have immediately labeled him a pervert.

However, Lisa was stunned after hearing this, and then her face darkened. She called out with a mixture of doubt and certainty.

"Zeng? Xiao? Xian?"

"Lisa~!"

When Xiaoxian heard Lisa calling him, he subconsciously responded in his extremely fawning tone.

Once she realized what was happening, Xiaoxian immediately put on a mournful and desperate expression.

Oh no, we've been found out.

He knew he shouldn't respond to Lisa at this moment, but his instincts acted much faster than his brain.

What's this called?

This is what it means to have instilled a deep-seated desire to please and flatter one's superiors.

At least when Yu Mo heard Teacher Zeng's response without any hesitation, she covered her mouth and chuckled.

"It seems Lisa is really good at managing her subordinates; she's even trained Teacher Zeng to have conditioned reflexes."

A series of low, suppressed laughs suddenly came through the earphones.

"Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Lisa, her face ashen, commanded, "Come out!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to slowly crawl out from under the table.

"Hi, Lisa~!"

Xiao Xian clasped his hands in a fist and bowed, shamelessly praising, "Wow, Lisa, you look absolutely radiant today."

Lisa stared coldly at Seohyun with a dark expression, her eyes looking as if she wanted to tear him to pieces.

Xiaoxian still smiled ingratiatingly, revealing just how thick-skinned he was.

However, he still had a small question in his mind.

"Lisa, how did you know it was me?"

"Oh."

Upon hearing this, Lisa sneered, "Besides you, Zeng Xiaoxian, I don't believe there's another person in the world who exudes such a vulgar and obnoxious aura the moment they open their mouth."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)