Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 411 The Crouching Dragon Emerges from the Mountain, But Dies Midway Through His Journey

Lisa, who was ordering food nearby, suddenly smelled a familiar scent that stirred her female hormones.

Almost instantly, a blush crept onto Lisa's cheeks.

"What does this taste like?"

Lisa asked restlessly, her excitement and impulses, stemming from her genetic instincts, surging like a tidal wave.

Zeng Xiaoxian sniffed: "Oh, this is the restaurant's signature dish: grilled octopus."

"I hear it tastes really good, Lisa, would you like to order some and try it?"

"No."

Upon hearing this, Lisa quickly waved her hand to indicate her refusal.

The aroma wafting from the next table was already almost overwhelming for her; what would happen if she ordered another serving herself?

She didn't want to lose face in front of everyone in the restaurant.

"Oh... shall I order one to try?" Xiaoxian said happily, taking the menu.

As a Fujian native born on the coast, he had a real craving for these things.

"No!"

Lisa glared fiercely at Xiaoxian, and her instinctive outburst startled the senior brother.

Seeing that her senior brother was frightened, she quickly put on a smiling face.

Lisa wore a polite and courteous smile, but the sharp murderous intent in her eyes was no less than that of Yifei: "Actually, I'm allergic to seafood. As soon as I smell fish, I have a... inexplicable urge."

She slowed her speech, emphasizing each word: "So it's best not to do that."

"OK."

Zeng Xiaoxian clearly didn't have the guts to go against Lisa's decision.

The eldest disciple suddenly realized: "I was talking about your face..."

"..."

"...How could it be so sudden..."

"..."

"...So popular."

"Really?" Lisa instinctively covered her face, only then realizing that her face was burning hot.

When the eldest brother saw that Lisa's face was flushed and her breathing was rapid, he thought that her allergy symptoms were very serious.

He asked with concern, "Should I take you there first...?"

"..."

"...See a doctor?"

Lisa took a deep breath: "No need, it's not a serious allergy, it'll be fine in a bit."

For some reason, she's now gotten used to her senior brother's way of speaking, and even thinks that he speaks in a slightly... awkward way.

A touch of sexiness?

Lisa was startled by this sudden thought, and she pinched her thigh hard.

Damn female hormones!

At this very moment, everyone is bending over, holding up the menu, and secretly eating their meal.

Curry Sauce put down her chopsticks and typed a complaint.

[Delicious curry sauce]: Do we really have to eat like this?

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: There's nothing we can do. Who knew that the person who came for the blind date would be Lisa? What if she turns around and sees us while she's bored?

[The Runaway Princess]: So why couldn't we just have run away?

【Feifeifei, the very beautiful giant rabbit】: Just kidding, we've already ordered the food, how could we just leave like that?

While Lisa and her senior brother were ordering food, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at his phone, and his lips twitched slightly.

[Brother Xian, you're a real man]: I'm begging you guys, instead of wasting time talking about this, why don't you hurry up and help me think of a solution?!

[Xian Ge, a True Man]: Where's Zi Qiao? Isn't he today's strategist and commander-in-chief? Hurry up and think of a solution!

【Xian Ge is a real man】: w(Д)w!!

[Peerless Little Diaochan]: Ziqiao, Ziqiao, he...

Meijia looked down at Ziqiao, who was sitting cross-legged under the dining table, holding a small bowl and bending over to eat.

That's right, this thing is still under the table and refuses to crawl out.

She kicked Ziqiao, bent down and whispered, "Why don't you come out quickly? Teacher Zeng is waiting for you to come up with a solution for him."

With his mouth greasy, Ziqiao pursed his lips, took off his headphones, and muttered, "It's rare to find a place where Lisa won't find me, so I'm not going out."

"What about Senior Brother and Teacher Zeng...?"

"Senior brother is just here for a blind date tonight, not to get a marriage certificate on the spot. You can tell him after the blind date is over."

"As for Teacher Zeng..."

Ziqiao sighed dramatically, "As the saying goes, if you walk the night road too much, you're bound to encounter a ghost."

"Since Teacher Zeng was chosen as a wingman, he should have been prepared for the plane to crash. As long as the main engine and command center are safe in the end, then his sacrifice will be meaningful."

It wasn't that Zi Qiao was disloyal; he just stood by and watched Zeng Xiao Xian be caught in the middle.

This is really embarrassing.

He painstakingly taught his senior brother and Xiaoxian for a whole week, during which time he made all sorts of boastful promises to his senior brother and guaranteed them time and time again, almost to the point that he told his senior brother that he could start preparing for his wedding.

Ziqiao originally thought that with Teacher Zeng as his wingman and his own advice, and if all else failed, the group of guys in the apartment could also be of some use.

This seemed like a sure thing, but who knew his blind date would be Lisa!

Now not only is Xiaoxian's wingman useless, but he himself doesn't dare to utter a sound.

Even everyone is afraid that Lisa will find out that they came to see her for fun, and then take their anger out on Zeng Xiaoxian. Now they all have to bury their heads in the sand like ostriches when they eat.

The entire group was wiped out.

In this situation, the more they do, the more mistakes they make. The best solution right now is to keep a low profile.

Otherwise, if they get caught, how are they going to explain to Lisa that so many of them are gathered here?

Even if everyone explains that they had no idea the person who came was Lisa, they still have to convince her.

Ziqiao put on his headphones and whispered to Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, the ordering team has successfully completed its mission. The listening team, analysis team, advisory team, and gossip team will all lie low and remain silent."

"The command headquarters has now issued you the final order: you, as the wingman, will protect the main aircraft while isolated and without support, and help the command headquarters continue to remain hidden. If necessary, you must complete the cover mission even if it means crashing."

"Corporal Zeng Xiaoxian, we will never forget your sacrifices. Take care!"

As he spoke, Ziqiao handed the bowl to Meijia: "Could you please give me a braised pork knuckle, please?"

"You disloyal bastard!"

Meijia snorted, but still reached out and took Ziqiao's bowl.

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb upon hearing this.

What orders?!

What kind of order is this?!

The command center's life is at stake, and so is the mainframe's life.

Does my life, as a diligent and selfless wingman, not matter?

【Lu Ziqiao!】

You heartless strategist!!!

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth; he really wanted to expose Lu Ziqiao right now.

But given Lisa's unreasonable infatuation with Ziqiao, if I were to expose Ziqiao, I might end up being the one who suffers the most after that bastard's sweet talk.

No, it should be said that as long as Lisa discovers these onlookers, she will definitely be the one in trouble.

Xiao Xian wanted to cry but had no tears.

Oh my god, why is my life so miserable?

[I'm just a helpful wingman!]

Faced with such a difficult situation, he had a flash of inspiration and suddenly came up with a good idea.

So Xiaoxian decisively stood up: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the gas in the apartment is still on. I have to go back and turn it off right away."

He forced a smile and said, "Senior Brother, Lisa, you two enjoy your meal and conversation. I'll be leaving now."

In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian, with his feather fan and silk turban, resembled a reclusive dragon emerging from the mountains.

He gently waved his feather fan, stroked his fake beard, and said smugly, "As the saying goes, of the thirty-six stratagems, running away is the best."

[It doesn't make sense that all those guys are just sitting on the sidelines watching the show, leaving me to face the senior brother above and the troublesome Lisa all by myself.]

In this situation, since my role as a wingman is useless anyway, I might as well just make a run for it.

Anyway, they're on a blind date, not getting married tonight. I can explain to my senior brother later, even if I have to wait until I leave the house.

Do whatever you want, I'm making my escape from this dangerous place!

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up triumphantly and laughed loudly, but he didn't control his strength and ripped off his fake beard.

[Xiao Xian winced in pain, then hurriedly stuck the fake mustache on his upper lip before continuing to laugh heartily.]

Faced with Xiaoxian's attempt to escape, both the senior brother and Lisa reacted quite strongly, grabbing Xiaoxian's wrists and shouting.

"No! You can't go anywhere!"

"No! You..."

"..."

"...We can't go to any of them!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ? ? ?

No, I can understand why my senior brother wouldn't let him leave.

But Lisa, why won't you let me leave?