Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 412 Shocking! A man and two women were hiding under the table; they were actually...

The eldest brother looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a puzzled expression.

He is still unaware of the relationship between Lisa and Ziqiao. At this moment, the senior brother naively believes that everyone's previous exclamations were only because Lisa is Xiaoxian's leader, and he also thinks that Lisa's concern for Ziqiao is just a friend's concern.

So he couldn't understand why his best partner would suddenly want to leave.

Have you forgotten that we are a group of virtuous, talented and good men?

We are a team.

Even if the other party is your boss and makes it difficult for you to fully utilize your abilities, it shouldn't be a problem for you to sit here and help maintain order, and occasionally lend a hand.

You have to understand that Zi Qiao's special training in the second half was based on the tacit cooperation between the two of them. If Zeng Xiao Xian leaves, it's as if his martial arts skills will be completely useless.

Besides, Lisa has arrived and everyone has ordered food. You just come here out of nowhere and then leave out of nowhere, leaving him all alone. How is he going to explain that to Lisa?

Xiao Xian looked helplessly at his senior brother and frantically winked at him: "Senior brother, I really forgot to turn off the gas in the apartment. I have to go back and turn it off right away, or something terrible might happen."

"No rush, there's something in the apartment..."

"..."

"...There are many people, they will shut them down."

The eldest brother wasn't oblivious to Xiaoxian's wink, but after thinking it over, he decided to keep Xiaoxian with him on his blind date.

The wink from Xiaoxian was clearly a signal that there was something he couldn't say in front of Lisa, so what he wanted to tell him must be something related to Lisa.

But it was just a blind date. It wasn't like Lisa and I were going to settle things right after dinner, get our marriage certificate, and sleep together that very night.

If Lisa really has something going on, they can go back and talk about it.

If he finds Xiaoxian's suggestion acceptable, then the two can continue their relationship.

If they can't accept it, then after they finish their dinner tonight, that's the end of it.

So whatever exciting news awaits you, you can wait until after the blind date is over.

I absolutely have to boost Lisa's favorability tonight.

If you flash it, you might be able to use it; if you don't, you definitely won't be able to.

……

Well, the main thing is that he really likes Lisa's type, and he'd like to try more of her if he has the chance.

What if the two of them...

At this moment, Xiaoxian blurted out, "There are so many people in the apartment, aren't they all here now...?"

"...I stayed with Xiaobu at the hospital."

His gaze swept over Lisa before he abruptly changed his tune.

Lisa then tried to persuade Zeng Xiaoxian to stay: "It's okay, a minimally invasive kidney stone surgery doesn't need so many people watching over it."

"You can call them and ask them to send someone back to turn off the gas."

Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be hesitant: "But everyone is at the hospital right now, it wouldn't be right for me to call them and ask them to rush back..."

"What's wrong with that? The hospital is much closer to the apartment than we are to it."

Lisa took out her phone and said, "If you're too embarrassed to call them, I'll call for you. I remember I exchanged contact information with Nanfeng last time."

"Lisa, please don't!"

Xiao Xian was so frightened that he quickly stopped her. If Lisa made that call, Nan Feng and the others would be exposed on the spot.

He paused for a moment when Lisa looked at him with surprise, then smiled obsequiously and said, "I almost forgot that... Xiao Bu has pica; he grew up inhaling gas."

Xiaoxian comforted Lisa as she put down her phone: "Just imagine, when Ziqiao comes to visit 3601 after his surgery, and smells the gas he loves so much, how happy he will be."

"ah?!!"

Lisa's eyes widened in shock. She frowned and swallowed hard, her expression incredulous. "Little Bu has this kind of fetish?"

Xiao Xian clapped his hands and said confidently, "It's because he inhaled too much gas since he was a child that he has a bad memory and developed kidney stones at a young age."

"All right."

Lisa nodded hesitantly, muttering to herself, "I never imagined Little Bu... had such unique tastes. No wonder he switched his affections to that blonde, flat-chested girl."

"But pica is so harmful to the body."

"Depend on!"

While sitting under the table gnawing on a braised pork knuckle, Ziqiao overheard Xiaoxian's slander against him and muttered to himself, "That bastard Teacher Zeng is defaming me again!"

Although he didn't want to get involved with Lisa, she was still his ex-girlfriend. Would it kill you to save face for yourself in front of her?

When Mika heard Lisa's words through her earphones, she was instantly struck dumb, and the chopsticks in her hand fell straight onto the table.

Her eyes widened, she lowered her voice, and gritted her teeth as she said, enunciating each word clearly: "A yellow-haired girl is a yellow-haired girl, but a yellow-haired flat-chested girl... flat-chested girl..."

"Sister Meijia, calm down, calm down," Curry Sauce whispered to her from the side.

"Calm down? Calm down my ass!"

Meijia was so angry she was grinding her teeth.

Who is this old woman calling a blonde, flat-haired girl!

She has been secretly using Xiao Hei's breast enhancement formula, and now her bust size has increased by a full centimeter!

That's a full centimeter!

Her bust size has increased by one centimeter in just six months. What will happen in three more years?

Things change, and fortunes shift; never underestimate a young girl's potential!

Meijia grew angrier and angrier, and the angrier she became, the more she thought about it. In the end, she couldn't wait three years to prove herself with her figure and instead shouted excitedly.

"I'm going to fight this old woman tonight... Waaaaah..."

Curry Sauce quickly covered Mika's mouth. Seeing that Lisa had heard the noise and was turning her head to look over, she simply hid under the table with Mika.

Curry Sauce pulled Mika into his arms with one hand, covering her mouth and firmly controlling her from any impulsive actions.

Don't let Curry Sauce's young age fool you; she's tall, has a big frame, eats a lot, and is the strongest girl in the apartment (Yifei isn't a girl, she's a monster).

In this way, she managed to restrain Mika, who was fighting desperately with Lisa, using only one hand.

Just then, Ziqiao was holding the braised pork knuckle, ready to continue gnawing on it, when suddenly two more people crawled in from under the table. Startled, he trembled, and the braised pork knuckle fell right onto his crotch.

"Damn it, my pants... Waaaaah..."

Ziqiao instinctively cursed aloud, and Curry Sauce instinctively reached out her other hand to cover Ziqiao's mouth.

Luckily, there were only three people at the table, otherwise she might have needed an extra hand.

But as soon as she covered Ziqiao's mouth, she felt something was wrong; it felt like something sticky was stuck to her hand.

After Zi Qiao calmed down, Curry Sauce frowned and stretched her palm back to look at it. She saw that her palm was full of oil and sauce left on Zi Qiao's mouth after he ate the braised pork knuckle.

"Alas……"

Curry Sauce waved his hand dismissively and casually wiped the dirty hand onto Zi Qiao's white trousers.

Anyway, his pants were already dirty, so it wouldn't matter if they got a little dirtier.

"Hello!"

Upon seeing this, Ziqiao was struck dumb: "Hey!"

Curry sauce, you bastard!

These are dress pants! Dress pants that can't be washed! Not your napkins!

Do you know how expensive it is to dry clean and remove stains from a pair of dress pants like this in Shanghai?

He stared at the curry sauce in shock and shouted, "Curry sauce, you... Waaaaah..."

Curry sauce covered Ziqiao's mouth again.

"Shh!"

Curry Sauce whispered, "Lisa will hear you!"

Ziqiao nodded with a displeased expression upon hearing this.

I've already had a very unlucky night. If I really attract Lisa again, I'll be the one who suffers.

Forget it.

Curry Sauce breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this, but when she reached back, she found her hands were covered in grease.

"Alas……"

Almost subconsciously, Curry Sauce rubbed his hand on a clean spot on Zi Qiao's trousers again.

Ziqiao's blood pressure spiked instantly, and he stammered, his face flushed, "You... Waaah..."

"Shh!" Curry Sauce warned again, "Lisa will hear you!"

Ziqiao's forehead veins throbbed, but he could only nod.

The curry sauce breathed a sigh of relief, and then...

"Alas……"

"You... Waaaaah..."

"Shh!"

"Alas……"

"You... Waaaaah..."

"Shh!"

"Alas……"

"You... Waaaaah..."

"Shh!"

……

Finally, Ziqiao looked at his greasy pants with a look of utter despair.

If the trousers could still be salvaged when the braised pork knuckle fell onto their crotch, then this suit is now completely ruined.

My pants!!!

……

After Lisa finished speaking about the blonde, flat-chested girl, she heard someone behind her seemingly cursing an old woman.

She turned her head in the direction of the sound, but only saw a table not far away laden with sumptuous dishes, but no one at the table.

"strangeness."

Lisa looked at the two of them: "Did either of you hear anything just now?"

The eldest brother and Xiaoxian both shook their heads in confusion.

"No."

"No……"

"..."

"ah."

Xiao Xian looked at Lisa with concern: "Boss, you must have been working so hard that you haven't had a proper rest."

"Look at you, this is the second time you've been hallucinating."

"Yeah?"

Lisa was skeptical; she hadn't been working that hard these past few days.

The eldest brother nodded and said, "Actually, auditory hallucinations aren't just caused by too much workload; sometimes..."

"..."

"...It's also related to psychological factors..."

Just as the senior brother was halfway through his sentence, Lisa heard that familiar voice coming from behind her again.

"Damn it, my pants... Waaaaah..."

She turned her head sharply, only to find that there was no one behind her.

【Wait, Curry Sauce, what on earth are you guys doing at that table?!】

Xiao Xian was internally screaming, completely baffled as to what Mei Jia, Zi Qiao, and Curry Sauce were doing under the table.

But he still had to pretend he hadn't heard anything. Following Lisa's gaze, Seohyun looked over in confusion: "There's no one over there."

Lisa asked with a puzzled look, "You guys really didn't hear anything?"

The two looked at each other, their eyes seemingly asking if the other had heard anything.

After a moment, they shook their heads and said, "Really, no."

"real……"

"..."

Just then, another voice came from behind: "Curry Sauce, you... Waaaaah..."

The eldest brother and Xiaoxian clenched their fists simultaneously. They exchanged glances and realized they were kindred spirits who wanted to punch Ziqiao in the face.

[Lu Ziqiao, what the hell are you doing?!]

Not only did you not help, you also made things worse!

【Aaaaaaah!】

Lisa turned her head away again, but this time she was still unsuccessful.

"You guys really, really didn't hear anything?"

Her tone at this moment was more of a question than a doubt.

Rather than believing she was hallucinating, she preferred to believe that the two people were lying to her.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)