Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 439 Little Black's Coffin Shop

Except for Yu Mo, who had to go to work early the next morning, and Nan Feng, whose head was buzzing, who chose to go back to rest, the others were still full of energy and began preparing for tonight's ultimate celebration party.

Nanfeng didn't know exactly what happened at the party, but when he came back from his morning workout, he found everyone still lying haphazardly in the living room of 3602, with bottles and snack bags scattered all over the floor.

It seems they had a really fun time last night, so much so that they couldn't even go back to their rooms to sleep.

Nanfeng chuckled softly, hoping they wouldn't catch a cold when they woke up.

Just as Nanfeng was thinking of finding some blankets to cover them up, he suddenly stopped in his tracks with a complicated expression.

After a while, the elevator doors on the sixth floor slowly opened, and Xiao Hei walked out.

He immediately spotted the open door of 3602 and curiously poked his head inside.

When he saw everyone lying sprawled on the floor except for Nanfeng standing alone in the middle of the living room, he exclaimed in surprise, "What happened? Nanfeng, you took them all down by yourself?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "For a moment, I don't know if you have some misunderstanding about my fighting ability or about Yifei's fighting ability."

"Then why are they all lying on the ground without moving?"

Nanfeng laughed and explained, "It's nothing. They had a party last night to celebrate Guangu and Youyou getting together. They seemed to have a blast."

"oh."

Xiao Hei nodded, not surprised that Guan Gu and Youyou were together.

The mutual confession between the two has dominated the headlines of the Love Apartment website since last night. Not only Xiao Hei, but the entire Love Apartment should know about it.

"You guys are really something, making such a fuss over a simple confession."

Xiao Hei gossiped, "Speaking of which, Guan Gu and Youyou just got together last night, and today is Qixi Festival."

"So what are they planning to do today? Are they going to go straight to home plate?"

Xiao Hei's tone was full of jealousy.

You know, someone as talented as him has never been in a relationship.

Faced with Xiao Hei's gossip, Nanfeng simply shrugged and said, "We'll have to wait until they wake up to talk about this... But I guarantee that Guan Gu and Youyou's Qixi Festival date today will be very lively."

Although he didn't know how the two young couple would spend Qixi Festival, he knew everyone in the apartment very well.

It's rare to find a couple on the sixth floor, and this is Guan Gu and Youyou's first date. It's also Qixi Festival (Chinese Valentine's Day), and everyone in the apartment is incredibly free.

With so many buffs stacked up, he didn't believe that Guan Gu and Youyou's date this time was just the two of them.

Nanfeng could almost picture the two of them being followed by a bunch of sneaky guys.

Xiao Hei sighed, "It's good to have some excitement. Isn't life all about having fun?"

"Alright, let's not talk about that anymore, let's get down to business."

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng and finally revealed the purpose of his visit.

"Come on, come down with me, and I'll show you the results of our hard work over the past few months."

Nanfeng was taken aback upon hearing this, and a mix of emotions welled up inside her.

……

The scene shifts, and the two are now in Xiao Hei's suite.

Nanfeng stared at the long, rectangular prism wrapped in red cloth before him, his lips twitching uncontrollably.

"Little Black, don't you think this thing looks like... a coffin covered with a red cloth?"

"Nonsense!"

Xiao Hei glanced at Nanfeng: "Have you ever seen a coffin standing upright?"

"Of course there is! My grandfather said: If the ancestors are buried upright, their descendants will surely prosper!"

"Can you stop saying such unlucky things?" Xiao Hei almost laughed out of anger at Nanfeng. "I've seen people curse others, but I've never seen anyone curse themselves like this."

Nanfeng argued, "But this really feels like a coffin to me, especially since there's more than one coffin here."

After he finished speaking, he nervously turned his head and followed Nanfeng's gaze, where he saw one after another long, rectangular prism wrapped in red cloth.

Looking at the rows of coffins, Nanfeng swallowed hard, his heart pounding.

"Now I understand why you revoked the visitor privileges of most people. This place looks like a mortuary or a museum of a psychopathic killer."

"Please abandon your superfluous wild ideas," Xiao Hei emphasized. "I am a scientist, not a psychopathic killer."

"But it's also reasonable for scientists to be psychopathic killers."

"No, why are you talking nonsense today?"

Xiao Hei looked at Nanfeng suspiciously, then suddenly smiled knowingly and asked, "Nanfeng...you're not scared, are you?"

Nanfeng denied it without hesitation: "Nonsense, I'm not afraid of anything."

Xiao Hei nodded, staring at Nan Feng's somewhat flustered eyes: "I understand, I understand."

He patted Nanfeng on the shoulder with a smile: "It's normal for you to be scared in your current situation."

Nanfeng scoffed, "I'll say it again, I'm not afraid. Besides, it's clearly you who's acting strangely. Why did you put so many coffins in the suite all at once?"

"I'll say it again, this is not a coffin!"

Xiao Hei pointed to the rows of coffins in front of him and introduced them: "What's laid out before you are, respectively, the South Wind Zero Concept Version, the South Wind Zero Creative Version, the South Wind Zero Early Access Version, and the South Wind Zero Official Version..."

"...South Wind Zero Unit Plus, South Wind Zero Unit Pro, South Wind Zero Unit Pro Max, South Wind Zero Unit Supreme Edition..."

After a minute of rambling introduction, Xiao Hei finally extended his hand to the Nanfeng Zero unit, which was clearly a head taller than the other models, right in front of the two of them.

"This is the [Four Seas and Eight Deserts, Invincible in All Directions, South Wind Zero Unit, Super Supreme Collector's Edition]!"

As he spoke, he stepped forward and unveiled the red cloth, revealing a completely black, sealed technology cabin to Nanfeng.

"goodbye!"

Nanfeng turned and left.

Xiao Hei quickly stepped forward to stop Nanfeng: "No, where are you going!"

"No, look at the shape of your 'technology module'—doesn't it look like a coffin?"

"Oh dear, it's not that I'm short on time, I can only focus on practicality, so you'll have to make do with the appearance."

Xiao Hei scratched his head awkwardly.

From his words, it's clear that even Xiao Hei himself felt that the shape of this technology cabin looked exactly like a coffin.

"Okay, I don't care about the appearance."

Nanfeng pointed to the large cursive character "奠" (diàn, meaning "offering a libation") in the center of the upright hatch and asked in confusion, "But isn't it a bit absurd to write this character '奠' here like this? You didn't actually find a coffin design online and just made the shell, did you?"

"How is that possible!"

Xiao Hei blushed and explained, "You're mistaken. This isn't the character '奠' (diàn), it's the character '黑人' (hēnrén) written vertically in cursive script. This is my anti-counterfeiting mark!"

"It's definitely anti-counterfeiting. If you write the character '奠' (meaning 'to lay down') here, who would dare to counterfeit your product except for funeral supply stores?"

Nanfeng complained.

For a moment, he didn't know whether to complain about his lack of education, mistaking "black person" for "offering a memorial," or whether Xiao Hei himself had inexplicably insisted on designing such an anti-counterfeiting mark.

However, despite her complaints, Nanfeng calmed down.

It's no wonder he reacted so strongly; anyone would be startled to see the large character "奠" (meaning "offering") written on the black coffin in front of them after the red cloth was lifted.

Not to mention that I was already scared...

"So... is the coffin now completely finished?"

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment, still too embarrassed to say such a ridiculous name as "[Four Seas and Eight Deserts, Invincible in All Directions, Nanfeng Zero Unit, Super Supreme Collector's Edition]".

Compared to such a shameful name, even the word "coffin" sounds much more palatable.

"In theory, it's all done."

Seeing that Nanfeng had calmed down, Xiaohei spoke seriously.

"The theoretical basis and treatment principle have been repeatedly verified to be without problems, and the operating parameters have been tested virtually to maintain a success rate of over 99.999%."

"but……"

Xiao Hei paused for a moment, then said, "As everyone knows, but what follows is the real key point."

"Theory is theory, and practice is practice. If an innovative product has not undergone real-world testing, no one can guarantee that it will not have problems."

"In particular, the Nanfeng No. 0 machine is not universally applicable. It is a treatment device specifically designed for you, and other actual tests are not of much reference value to it."

"In other words..."

Xiao Hei stopped halfway through his sentence.

Nanfeng simply finished his last words for him: "In other words, it still has to be as you said at the beginning, let me be the guinea pig for this test, start testing from the absolutely safe current threshold, and then adjust it step by step to the theoretical value."

"Of course, unpredictable accidents or side effects may occur at each stage."

"That's right."

Xiao Hei said, "But you don't need to worry too much. Zhanbo and I have definitely eliminated all the risks we could and couldn't think of, and tried to do everything perfectly before daring to let you do the test."

"What I just told you is not even a one in a million chance. You have to have faith in me and Zhanbo."

"Of course I have confidence in you."

Nanfeng looked around at the rows and rows of [Nanfeng Zero Unit].

Although Xiao Hei's introduction to them was rather comical, he knew that each of the [South Wind Zero Unit] represented a fatal problem that Xiao Hei and Zhan Bo had encountered, forcing them to start all over again.

Perhaps from this perspective, calling them coffins seems quite reasonable?

"That's settled then," he said with a laugh. "Anyway, things can't get any worse than they are now."

As Xiao Hei said, he and Zhan Bo had done their best to be perfect... except for this ridiculously outrageous appearance.

He should trust them.

"Oh, right."

Nanfeng suddenly thought of a question: "How much did you spend building all these coffins? I haven't heard you ask me for even the cost price."

He looked up at Xiao Hei and joked, "You'd better hurry up and tell me if you want money, otherwise I might deny it once I'm better."

Xiao Hei joked back, "You wouldn't say you'd pay me before, but now that you're being a guinea pig, you're saying you'll pay? What? Afraid I'll sabotage you behind your back?"

"No, I was just trying to avoid thinking about these things, but I didn't expect to forget about paying the money."

"It's alright," Xiao Hei said with a smile. "Someone has already paid for this for you, and she's very generous."

Nanfeng was taken aback, and he asked directly, "Who?"

"Your mother."

"Your mom!"

Nanfeng glared at Xiaohei: "Why are you suddenly swearing!"

"I didn't swear, it was your mother."

Xiao Hei honestly said, "If it weren't for the fact that she and your cousin somehow got my phone number and asked me out, and that you and your mother do look very alike, I really wouldn't believe that your mother is Gu Xizhou."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng subconsciously tightened her grip on the pendant in front of her chest, lost in thought.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)