Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 440 Awakening

After an unknown amount of time, Nanfeng exhaled a sigh of frustration.

"Did Aunt Gu herself tell you that I'm her son?"

"Otherwise what?"

Xiao Hei found Nan Feng's question a bit inexplicable: "If your mother doesn't say you're her son, does she mean you're her enemy?"

"And who is Aunt Gu? You two look so alike, she can't possibly be your stepmother."

"fine."

Nanfeng shook his head, not offering any further explanation on the topic.

He simply asked, "So what should I do now?"

Seeing that Nanfeng had been silent for a long time and was now skipping the topic, Xiao Hei knew that the relationship between the mother and son must not be good.

However, even an upright official finds it difficult to settle family disputes, and Xiao Hei couldn't ask too many questions about such matters.

Besides, no matter what kind of estrangement exists between the mother and son, they must first resolve Nanfeng's immediate problems so that they have enough time to resolve the internal conflicts within the family.

What you need to do now is...

Xiao Hei suddenly reached out and touched Nanfeng's head, a mischievous smile spreading across his face.

Nanfeng felt a little uneasy at Xiao Hei's smile: "What am I supposed to do now? Just walk straight into this coffin?"

"Of course not," Xiao Hei said with a smile. "What you need to do now is... shave your head."

"What?"

Nanfeng retreated, clutching his head and looking at Xiao Hei warily: "What do you want to do to my hair?"

"Don't get me wrong, although your hair is very black, shiny, and smooth, I have absolutely no interest in it."

Xiao Hei explained, "Please use your brain. Isn't it perfectly reasonable to shave your head for electroconvulsive therapy?"

Although Xiao Hei's explanation made sense, his excited expression showed that he had been looking forward to this for a long time.

[In his inner world, Xiao Hei rubbed his hands together excitedly.]

A girl once told me: A truly handsome guy doesn't care about his hairstyle; he'll still be handsome even if he shaves his head.

I've never believed this claim, but today I can finally verify it.

"You've invented plenty of illogical things before, and now you're talking to me about how reasonable they are?"

Nanfeng lowered his hands. He wouldn't give up treatment just for his hairstyle, but Xiao Hei's smile always made him feel like he was up to no good.

Nanfeng thought for a moment and asked, "Shaving my head isn't a problem, but will I have to shave my head for every treatment from now on?"

"That's right."

Xiao Hei nodded and said.

Nanfeng gasped upon hearing this: "Then I'd better go pick out a wig first."

"stop!"

Xiao Hei quickly stopped him, then put on a loyal and righteous expression: "As your good brothers and friends, the five of us have already thought of things like wigs for you."

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow: "...The five of you?"

"Yes, it's me, Zhanbo, Yumo, Yifei, and Ziqiao, exactly five of us."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng felt a sense of foreboding.

After all, the fact that he hadn't heard a single word about something like this was itself a very strange sign.

Before Nanfeng could say anything, Xiaohei snapped his fingers and said, "Hello Dabai, please bring over the wigs we prepared."

Following Xiao Hei's instructions, the voice of the smart butler, Da Bai, rang out from the speakers.

"OK."

Immediately afterwards, a cart wrapped in red cloth slowly moved over on its own.

Xiao Hei smiled and lifted the red cloth, revealing five small boxes wrapped in red cloth underneath.

"Red cloth, red cloth, more red cloth. You really have a lot of red cloth at home," Nanfeng complained.

Xiao Hei chuckled, "Enough nonsense. First, let's see who gave you the wig?"

Without saying a word, Nanfeng pointed to the middle.

"I really don't understand why you always choose the middle option."

Xiao Hei ripped off the red cloth covering the middle box, revealing a ridiculously tacky watermelon-shaped wig inside.

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

"Did Zhanbo choose this?"

Xiao Hei asked curiously, "How did you know?"

Nanfeng smiled helplessly: "Because it fits my stereotype of programmers."

"So, do you want to accept Zhanbo's wig?" Xiao Hei asked, opening the box to take out the wig.

Nanfeng waved her hands repeatedly in refusal: "No, it's too ugly."

He pointed to the box on the left side of the middle: "Let me take a look at this one too."

Xiao Hei lifted the red cloth, revealing a yellow, punk-style wig underneath.

Nanfeng immediately covered her eyes, unable to bear looking at it: "This wig... I'd get stopped and questioned several times by the aunties from the neighborhood office if I walked down the street."

He took a deep breath and randomly pointed to the rightmost box.

Xiao Hei grabbed the red cloth; inside the box was a large, wavy wig that was even redder than the cloth in his hand.

"You even buy me women's wigs?"

Nanfeng was speechless: "Who was the brainless person who bought this...?"

"It was Yu Mo who bought it."

"...But then again, Yu Mo's taste is quite good," Nan Feng quickly corrected himself.

"You changed your tune pretty quickly."

Xiao Hei glanced at Nanfeng: "Yu Mo said that if you choose this wig, she's willing to paint your nails for you too."

"So, are you tempted?"

"Next."

Nanfeng refused without even thinking. Why would a grown man like him paint his nails?

If it were asked to paint Yu Mo's nails, he might consider it.

This time he chose the box slightly to the right of the center. As soon as the red cloth was lifted, a huge, dark brown afro wig filled the entire transparent box.

Nanfeng seriously suspected that the wig was almost heavier than his head.

Xiao Hei chuckled and said, "How is it? Isn't this hairstyle cool and stylish?"

Nanfeng retorted expressionlessly, "Excuse me, does this hairstyle have any other benefits besides increasing the volume of the head?"

"If I were to use this, I might as well just buy a firecracker and set it on my head; the effect would be the same anyway."

In the depths of my heart, the south wind howls to the heavens.

Help! Can't these people even pick out a normal wig?!

Xiao Hei nodded: "I understand, now there's only one left."

Before Nanfeng could say anything more, he slowly unveiled the red cloth, and a dazzling emerald green light immediately filled the room.

Nanfeng stared in astonishment at the shimmering green hat and wig, her face faintly bluish under the green light.

At this moment, Xiao Hei was still saying smugly, "This wig is amazing. Not only does it have a brightness comparable to an outdoor flashlight, but it also supports three energy storage methods: charging, solar energy, and kinetic energy generated by shaking the head."

"This wig perfectly solves the problem of not being able to see the road at night, and the problem of husbands not being able to see their wives' sweat when they insist on exercising in the dark."

"Besides that, its most powerful feature is its built-in infidelity detection function. If the user's wife's first reaction upon seeing the wig on the user's head is guilt, then she has definitely cheated on him!"

Xiao Hei grinned mischievously at Nanfeng and said, "How is it? Isn't it awesome?"

Nanfeng stared at Xiao Hei in silence, then suddenly nodded and said, "This will do!"

"ah?!!"

Xiao Hei was shocked, because when he made this wig, he never thought that Nanfeng would choose it.

Unexpectedly, Nanfeng actually stepped forward and picked up the green hat wig.

Then he casually flicked his wrist, and a telescopic baton suddenly extended in his hand.

Xiao Hei, already on high alert due to Nanfeng's unusual behavior, immediately retreated, shouting, "Nanfeng, calm down! Calm down!"

"Little Black!"

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes, pointed at Xiao Hei with his baton and grinned maliciously, "Green hat wig, huh? Who gave you the courage to give me this wig all by yourself?"

"Come on, either you shave your head with me, or you wear this wig."

"If you can manage to do neither of those things today, I'll take your surname!"

As he spoke, he lunged at Xiao Hei, who was so frightened that it turned and ran away.

……

An hour later, two gleaming bald men returned to Xiao Hei's suite from the barbershop.

Xiao Hei glared at Nan Feng beside him, clearly annoyed: "Damn it, why are you so much more handsome than me even though we both have shaved heads!"

While browsing for suitable wigs online, Nanfeng sneered without looking up, "You're making it sound like we looked pretty similar before we shaved our heads."

Xiao Hei snorted.

Nanfeng asked, "By the way, do you need a wig? I'll buy one for you while I'm at it."

"We'll talk about that later."

Xiao Hei checked the time and said to Nan Feng, "We should get ready to begin. If we're any later... we'll miss the auspicious time."

Nanfeng's gaze towards Xiaohei turned strange: "You, a researcher, actually believe in this?"

"You don't understand. Only researchers believe in this. They just think of it as a way to bring good luck."

"All right."

Nanfeng's lips parted slightly, and a strange light flickered in her eyes.

He had waited for this day for a very long time, but when it finally arrived, he was surprised to find himself somewhat timid.

Am I afraid of change?

No, no one is afraid of change; what everyone is afraid of is the unknown behind change.

But isn't the allure of the unknown precisely that it is both frightening and fascinating?

Nanfeng looked at Xiaohei, who seemed to want to say something, but in the end only said...

"Let's begin."

Xiao Hei patted Nanfeng on the shoulder, but he didn't say anything to comfort him. He just said something in a low voice.

"Could you pick out a nice wig for me later? Otherwise, all that shaving will have been for nothing."

"it is good."

Nanfeng nodded in agreement.

As the technologically advanced hatch slowly opened, Nanfeng took a deep breath and slowly stepped into the treatment chamber.

The air circulation system started, the hatch slowly closed, and Nanfeng was plunged into darkness.

Gradually, he heard a series of irregular and chaotic sounds.

Just as Nanfeng was frowning and feeling unbearable, he suddenly felt a numbness all over his body and lost consciousness.

……

After an unknown amount of time, Nanfeng groggily opened her eyes.

Then a large face filled his entire field of vision.

"what!"

Nanfeng screamed instinctively and threw a punch.

"what!"

Xiao Hei's barking echoed throughout the entire apartment.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)