Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 448 The Straightforward Nanfeng

Just as Youyou was about to give Meijia some pointers, Nanfeng and Yifei returned to 3601 with breakfast.

As the aroma of breakfast wafted through the air, Zhanbo and Wanyu emerged from their respective rooms, their noses twitching.

Wan Yu sat down in a daze, took a deep sniff of the breakfast on the table, and let out a long, satisfied moan.

"Wow... I haven't had such a lavish breakfast in ages."

Yifei and Zhanbo exchanged a glance and both gave an awkward laugh.

They've been so busy with things in Nanfeng lately that they've really neglected Wanyu. I heard that a few days ago she even had to go to Zhang Wei to get instant noodles to eat.

Fortunately, with Unit 0 officially entering the testing phase, as long as no major problems arise, the rest can be handled by Xiao Hei alone.

Now everyone's lives are back on track.

Zhanbo skillfully went to the kitchen to get bowls and chopsticks, muttering to himself, "Shouldn't we need to wake Teacher Zeng up for breakfast at this hour?"

Yifei shook her head: "No need, let him sleep a little longer."

Nanfeng walked straight to the balcony and called out to the adjacent suite, "Everyone come and have breakfast!"

"it is good."

The four people from 3602 and Zhang Wei from 3604 responded in varying ways.

Before long, Youyou and the other three, along with Zhang Wei, arrived at 3601.

"Hi, Guan Gu Youyou."

Nanfeng greeted Guangu and Youyou with a smile: "How was your date last night for Qixi Festival?"

Guan Gu and Youyou sighed, "We don't want to remember."

Their date last night... it wasn't even a date, it was practically a classic lesson in reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance.

Both sides employed a variety of strategies, including the "eight immortals crossing the sea" tactic, the "besieging Wei to rescue Zhao" tactic, the "deceptive deployment of troops" tactic, the "counter-espionage" tactic, and the "bitter flesh" tactic. The complexity of these strategies could even be edited into a suspenseful blockbuster of more than two hours.

This meant that Guan Gu and Youyou's perfect Qixi Festival date was ruined by spending most of their time getting rid of their tagalong, and the sweet moments between them didn't even add up to an hour.

This infuriated Guan Gu. He had brushed his teeth three times and used mouthwash five times specifically for this date, and even carried Extra gum with him, all for…

As a result, that romantic date was ruined by these guys, and in the end, Zhang Wei got his Extra chewing gum for free.

It's so nasty!

Guan Gu couldn't criticize everyone's gossipy stalking behavior at all, because... if the roles were reversed, he and Youyou would have done the same.

Well, it turns out that the true nature of humanity is indeed double standards.

"What's wrong?"

Nanfeng, unaware of what had happened last night, shifted her gaze between Guangu and Youyou with an extremely ambiguous look.

"Judging from your dejected looks, could it be... that things didn't go too smoothly last night?"

"What?!" Youyou blushed instantly upon hearing this.

Guan Gu, whose Chinese wasn't good enough to understand the implied meaning of the word "harmony," said blankly, "What do you mean? Youyou and I were very harmonious last night."

"Hey Guan Gu, that's not what he meant by harmony!"

Youyou blushed and stood on tiptoe to explain the true meaning of "harmony" to Guangu.

As Youyou explained, Guan Gu's expression changed from bewilderment to shock.

"What?!"

Guan Gu glared angrily at Nan Feng, straightening his back and looking like he really wanted to prove that he was okay.

"Do I look like the kind of person who would cause discord with Youyou?"

Youyou covered her face in embarrassment and annoyance, and patted Guan Gu on the shoulder.

Nanfeng, the experienced driver, was already driving, but Guangu helped by stepping on the gas.

I'm so embarrassed!

Nanfeng was rubbing his chin, and his gaze toward Guan Gu became increasingly strange.

He was just joking, but seeing Guan Gu's blustering and weak-willed demeanor, he felt that Guan Gu seemed to lack confidence in this area.

Guan Gu... he really might not be able to handle it, right?

Nanfeng dared not think any further, because if Guan Gu really couldn't do it, then his current actions would no longer be a joke.

This is like stabbing someone in the heart.

Forget it, I'll skip this topic for now. We'll find out whether it works or not once Guan Gu and Youyou have a chance to put it into practice in private.

If Guan Gu really can't make it, there's always Zi Qiao's kidney tonic as a backup.

As Nanfeng was pondering this, she noticed that everyone was looking at her in a very strange way.

Guan Gu, in particular, glared at Nan Feng with his face flushed red, looking as if he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into on the spot.

Why are you all staring at me like that?

Nanfeng shrugged and laughed, "I was just joking."

Youyou asked nervously, "So, that long monologue you just gave was also a joke?"

Nanfeng was taken aback: "What inner monologue?"

She hesitated and stammered, the words were on the tip of her tongue but she just couldn't say them.

Finally, the shameless Ziqiao explained, "It's because you were just muttering that Guan Gu is all bark and no bite, all strength and no substance, as if he has no confidence in this area."

"You said that we'd find out whether it works or not after Guan Gu and Youyou have practiced it in private. If Guan Gu really can't do it, my Shenbao will be there to cover for him."

Ziqiao smiled and raised an eyebrow at Nanfeng: "Not bad, Nanfeng, you've got quite a few inner monologues."

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

South Wind: W(Д)w!!

"Wh-what?!"

Nanfeng felt like the sky was falling when he heard Ziqiao's words. Now it was his turn to wish he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

This is so embarrassing that someone heard my inner monologue!

He took a deep breath, clinging to his last shred of hope, and asked, "Did I just... blurt out my innermost thoughts?"

Except for Guan Gu, who was glaring fiercely at Nan Feng, looking as if he wanted to die with him, everyone nodded in unison.

Nanfeng immediately let out a desperate cry: "Impossible! I'm not that stupid!"

"We're also curious how you could be so silly."

Zhang Wei pointed gleefully at Guan Gu beside him: "But right now, what you should be thinking about most isn't whether you're a fool or not, is it?"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng gave Guan Gu a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Guan Gu-kun~"

"south wind!"

Shame and anger overwhelmed Guan Gu, who could no longer suppress his violent tendencies. His eyes seemed to glow with a bloody red light, and he angrily lunged at Nanfeng.

"I want to commit seppuku with you!!!"

"Holy crap! Sharingan?!"

Nanfeng was so frightened that he ran away as fast as he could.

However, Guan Gu, in his enraged state, was no less fast than Uchiha Sasuke. Even though Nan Feng had trained for many years, he couldn't dodge in time and was tackled to the sofa by Guan Gu.

During this process, Nanfeng's hat fell to the ground, and a shiny, polished bald head suddenly appeared in everyone's eyes.

In an instant, the entire 3601 fell silent, plunging into a deathly stillness.

Everyone who had originally wanted to go up and mediate the fight suddenly froze on the spot. Even the furious Guan Gu instantly became stiff all over, like a motionless wooden figure.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

A full half minute passed, and 3601 remained motionless as if forgotten by time.

Nanfeng sighed: "Laugh all you want."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as Nanfeng finished speaking, 3601 was instantly filled with laughter and cheers.

Zhanbo and Wanyu patted each other's shoulders and burst into laughter, while Youyou and Meijia plopped down on the ground, slapping their legs and laughing loudly.

Yifei first covered her mouth and chuckled, but in the end she couldn't hold it in any longer and started punching the sofa and laughing out loud.

Zhang Wei rubbed his face vigorously, seemingly trying to force a serious and unsmiling persona at this moment, but unfortunately he failed in the end and leaned against the sofa, laughing so hard he almost fell over.

Guan Gu was laughing the loudest; he was rolling around on the sofa, clutching his stomach, and his anger gradually subsided with his increasingly unrestrained laughter.

The seven people's exaggerated laughter woke up Xiaoxian from his sleep. He groggily opened the bedroom door and complained.

"What are you all laughing about so early in the morning?"

Everyone was laughing so hard they could hardly breathe. No one could explain to Xiaoxian; they could only laugh and point at the sofa.

Xiaoxian followed the direction everyone was pointing, and at that moment, Nanfeng, who had been tackled to the sofa by Guangu, also sat up from the sofa.

"south wind?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened, and before Nanfeng could reply, he leaned against the wall and let out his signature sly laugh.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Nanfeng stared expressionlessly at the group of guys who seemed to be under the influence of the "Smiling Half-Step Madness" drug, his forehead veins throbbing uncontrollably.

Who are these people?!

……

Ten minutes later, Nanfeng glared at Meijia, who was taking a selfie next to his bald head: "Meijia, you're really something, what's so interesting about this?"

"Oh, why not use your natural reflector?" Mika said as she took a cute selfie with her mouth pouting at her phone.

A moment later, Meijia picked up her phone and handed it to Youyou and Wanyu: "All done. Don't you think the lighting is amazing?"

"Wow, that's really awesome."

Youyou and Wanyu quickly urged Meijia, "Meijia, you've been filming for a long time, it's our turn now."

"All right."

Meijia took back her phone and happily got up to make way for him.

"Feed".

Nanfeng asked expressionlessly, "Has anyone considered my feelings?"

Xiao Xian chuckled cheekily, "Didn't you consider our sense of humor when you shaved your head?"

Wan Yu nodded, then asked Nan Feng curiously, "So, Nan Feng, why did you suddenly decide to shave your head?"

"etc!"

Zhang Wei interrupted Wan Yu's question, stroking his chin thoughtfully, and said, "Shouldn't we start by asking some more important questions?"

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this, and then all turned their gazes toward Guan Gu.

"Guan Gu".

Youyou looked at Guangu with concern, her expression hesitant, before finally asking.

"You're not really... not up to it, are you?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)