Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 449 The Completely Dead South Wind

「いいえ! (No!)」

Guan Gu anxiously explained, "I, I, how would I know if I can do it if I haven't even tried?"

Zhanbo looked at Guangu: "Then why were you so agitated just now?"

"I……"

Guan Gu hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

"OK, OK!"

The others understood and said, "If you're not comfortable saying, we won't ask. We understand."

"no!"

Seeing everyone's knowing expressions, Guan Gu knew that if he didn't explain clearly now, the "no" thing would be confirmed in everyone's minds.

He gritted his teeth and finally told the unspeakable story.

"When I first came to China last year, I was given a full body check-up after entering the country."

"When I was being examined for a hernia, the doctor who examined me, he, he, he..."

As Guan Gu spoke, he began to tremble.

At this moment, apart from Zhanbo who was still staring at Guangu with curiosity, wanting to know what the doctor had done to him, everyone else was struck dumb.

Mika swallowed hard, her scalp tingling as she asked, "Guan Gu, you weren't... by that doctor..."

"No way!!!"

The look in Youyou's eyes as she gazed at Guangu was indescribably complex.

Help! My boyfriend, whom I've only been dating for less than three days, suddenly became my girlfriend! What should I do?

Guan Gu was speechless for a moment. He gave a smirk and said, "What are you all thinking? He just gave me a mysterious smile."

Everyone turned to look at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng quickly said, "It's the truth, absolutely the truth!"

"That was terrifying!"

"It was a false alarm."

"It's alright, it's alright."

……

Everyone expressed their relief, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing everyone relieved for him, Guan Gu was unsure whether to be touched or remain silent.

Having you all is truly my blessing!

[Blessings in every sense of the word!]

Xiao Xian squinted and said in a coquettish tone, "Guan Gu, you're really something. A smile can scare you like this, and you even made people worry about you."

"Alas……"

Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder with a look of disgust, and Xiaoxian then sat up straight, adopting the demeanor of a mature man.

"You don't understand, this isn't an ordinary smile!"

Guan Gu clenched his fists, and said with aggrieved indignation, "I will never forget that smile: it was smug with contempt, and mocking with sarcasm."

"From that day on, I've lived in the shadow of inferiority!"

As Guan Gu spoke, he lowered his head, and Youyou held his hand tightly with heartache.

After hearing Guan Gu's account, everyone fell into an eerie silence.

Everyone looked at each other, their eyes filled with doubt and confusion.

Although Guan Gu's words were deeply moving and very persuasive, however...

"Guan Gu, you've been feeling inferior for almost a year just because of a random smile?"

Ziqiao chuckled dismissively: "You call yourself Japanese? Don't you know anything about men...?"

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

He had barely uttered a muffled sound when everyone quickly interrupted Ziqiao's dangerous statement.

Except for Meijia, all the girls blushed and pointed at Ziqiao, fuming and annoyed, telling him to change his mind.

It's safe to say he's the kind of guy who changes girlfriends more often than clothes; his words are far too blunt and blunt.

Ziqiao laughed and said, "You're all old hands at this except for Zhanbo. Even Wanyu has been corrupted by you. Why pretend to be serious anymore?"

"You still dare to talk back!"

The women's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

Ziqiao lightly slapped his mouth: "Fine, I'll change my mind."

He said to Guan Gu, "Guan Gu, don't worry. Unless there's a problem with the size, you can't tell anything just by looking."

Could it be...?

Ziqiao jokingly looked at Guangu's lower body: "Don't tell me you're not confident about your size either?"

「いいえ! (No!)」

Guan Gu quickly covered his crotch with both hands: "I'm perfectly normal, in every sense of the word."

Nanfeng chuckled softly, silently humming a tune to herself.

"You are a tiny little bird, wanting to fly and fly, but you can't fly very high."

"You search and search, and search and search, for a warm embrace."

"Is this a demanding requirement?"

Just as he was about to comfort Guan Gu, he saw everyone looking at him with extremely strange eyes again, and Guan Gu's eyes showed the same angry expression as before.

Nanfeng was taken aback at first, then realized what she had just said: "I... I just blurted out what was on my mind again?"

"No." Guan Gu looked at Nan Feng as if he were looking at a dead man. "You sang this time."

Xiao Xian teased mischievously, "I originally thought Nanfeng was the openly flirtatious type who liked to say dirty jokes, but I never expected you to be such a secretly flirtatious person with such a wonderful inner world."

Wan Yu nodded in amazement: "I really didn't expect that... Dad was right, you really can't judge a book by its cover."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng felt utterly ashamed, realizing he had completely lost face. He could only bury his head on Zhang Wei's shoulder.

Zhang Wei gently comforted him, "It's alright, Nanfeng. Your miserable life will soon be over."

"screw you!"

Nanfeng is on the verge of a breakdown. You know, being outspoken has never been his personality... or rather, since he was eight years old, he has tried his best to control his habit of saying hurtful things to everyone he talks to.

But today, for some reason, he kept revealing his innermost thoughts.

For someone like me who is tactful with my words but ruthless with my heart, is it possible for others to know what I really think?

Help! ! !

For the first time in her life, Nanfeng had the thought of jumping off a building.

If you're already dead, why are you afraid of actually dying?

Could it be... could this also be a side effect of heightened brainwave activity?!

Depend on! ! !

If that's the case, it would be better to use yesterday's bizarre reflection instead.

At least Yu Mo's face is still very soft and tender.

"Nanfeng, you don't really want to jump off a building, do you?"

What are the side effects of an increased brainwave activity?

"What was with that bizarre reaction yesterday?"

"Is Yu Mo's face really that soft and delicate?"

The four deadly questions from everyone completely shattered Nanfeng's will to live. He froze instantly, looking utterly hopeless no matter how much they questioned him.

"God, either strike me down with a bolt of lightning and take me away, or strike them all down with a bolt of lightning!"

"I don't want to live anymore! I don't want to live anymore!!!"

"Forehead……"

Everyone heard Nanfeng's inner monologue and realized he was on the verge of collapse, so they dared not provoke him any further.

Ignoring General Tiangong Nanfeng, who kept shouting "Thunder God, strike me!", they now focused their attention on Guan Gu.

Although everyone's human lie detectors are now broken, they still believe that Guan Gu's statement that he is perfectly normal in every way is true.

After all, he has already confessed to this extent, so there is no point in telling any more lies.

So here's the question: why did the doctor give Guan Gu such a strange smile?

Not only was Guan Gu confused, but Youyou and the others were also baffled as to what was going on.

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment and then offered a very constructive suggestion: "I think instead of trying to figure out why the doctor was laughing, we should first resolve Guan Gu's confusion."

"Actually, it's quite simple to find out if Guan Gu is capable or not. Just let him have a real battle, as Nan Feng just said."

Upon hearing this, everyone first glanced at Youyou, then shook their heads.

Although Guan Gu and Youyou are a couple, they have only been together for three days, and their relationship has not reached that stage yet.

Even if their relationship were genuinely strong, no one would allow Youyou and Guangu to engage in real combat because of something so absurd.

This is a very disrespectful act towards Youyou and Guangu.

"Zhang Wei, what kind of terrible idea is this?!"

Ziqiao, who is always the most open-minded, was the first to jump out and oppose Zhang Wei's idea. He couldn't bear to see his aunt suffer such a great loss.

"No, what are you all thinking?"

Zhang Wei said helplessly, "What I meant was to let Guan Gu test it out in actual combat. Wouldn't that make it perfectly clear whether it works or not?"

"If he doesn't like manual transmissions, he can just buy an automatic one and try it out."

"Oh……"

Everyone nodded, and their gazes toward Zhang Wei became strange.

It was only then that they remembered something counterintuitive: despite Zhang Wei's honest and simple appearance, and his seemingly lifelong virginity, he was actually the only one among the six guys in the apartment, besides Zi Qiao, who had real combat experience.

Moreover, his actual partner was a passionate young woman in her thirties... God knows how promiscuous they were when they were dating.

Yifei, speaking on behalf of Youyou who was blushing and burying her head, asked, "Guan Gu, Zhang Wei's suggestion... would you like to consider it?"

Now everyone's gazes toward Guan Gu were quite interesting.

Especially Meijia, this seasoned pro, could make everyone feel like they were witnessing a spectacular show just by looking at her.

"you!"

The innocent young man, Guan Gu, shyly got up to leave, but he stopped halfway there.

Wait a minute, if I leave now, won't people misunderstand something?

He turned his head and, sure enough, saw a group of people starting to whisper among themselves.

"I bet five minutes."

"Five minutes is too short, I bet it'll be seven minutes."

"You guys obviously have no experience. This has to be done manually or automatically, okay? I bet you twenty minutes manually and fifteen minutes automatically."

Okay, they've misunderstood, and they've misunderstood blatantly!

"Have you said enough?"

Guan Gu stormed back to his original position, and 3601 fell silent instantly.

He said angrily, "Even if you don't have a normal method, please don't come up with random ideas!"

"The normal method?" Yifei nodded. "Yes, there is."

"What's the normal method?"

Guan Gu's eyes lit up, and Youyou also looked up with interest.

"The method is simple. Since you, Guan Gu, have such a strong impression of this doctor, then take advantage of the fact that it's a weekday and go to his hospital to ask him what exactly happened back then."

Yifei clapped her hands and said, "Isn't that solved it?"

"What are you doing...?"

"Great idea!"

Youyou's exclamation made Guan Gu swallow the words he was about to say.

Youyou excitedly pulled Guangu towards the hospital: "Instead of thinking about it here, let's just ask directly."

"Even if the doctor isn't on duty today, we can just go to the hospital for a checkup and the truth will come out."

"long."

Guan Gu was a little afraid to see the doctor, so he quickly said, "Shouldn't we reconsider this? Perhaps there's a better way?"

"Is there any better way?"

Youyou looked at Guangu: "Or are you planning to listen to Zhang Wei?"

Guan Gu shook his head vigorously.

"That'll do."

Youyou continued pulling Guangu towards the gate, then turned back and called to Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, come with us!"

"Why should I?" Ziqiao had no desire to go to a hospital, a place filled with the smell of disinfectant. "I haven't even had breakfast yet!"

"Hmm?" Youyou's eyes suddenly sharpened.

"Okay, my dearest aunt."

Ziqiao quickly ran to the dining table, grabbed a bag of steamed buns and soy milk, and then pushed Guangu forward.

"Guan Gu, just give up resisting. Anyway, your last physical exam was a year ago, so just consider this a follow-up check-up at the hospital."

"That's right!"

The rest of the people watched quietly as Youyou and Ziqiao pulled Guangu away. Wanyu couldn't help but sigh, "Youyou really cares about Guangu."

Yifei nodded: "This is also for my future happiness."

Mika asked疑惑地问道：“A happy life or a sexually fulfilling life?”

"They're the same, there's no difference between the two."

With Guan Gu's matter seemingly settled, everyone now remembered Nan Feng, who was full of juicy gossip.

They turned to look in the direction of Nanfeng, but did not see Nanfeng.

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise, "With so many of us here, how could he still sneak away?"

I'm coming

I ran into the review process again. I thought to myself, I didn't write anything that I couldn't write.

(End of this chapter)