Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 450 South Wind's Failed Escape

"Little Black! Little Black!"

Nanfeng, who had sneaked out, pounded on Xiaohei's door and shouted his name loudly.

Nanfeng secretly complained to himself that if this jerk hadn't canceled his access privileges yesterday, he wouldn't have needed to shout like this.

Who are you calling a birdman?

Xiao Hei opened the door with a livid face, the marks of yesterday still visible on his cheeks: "Didn't I tell you I didn't want to see you these past few days? Why did you come down here again?"

"Little Black, listen to me, this time it's really serious..."

Nanfeng was about to explain his unusual behavior today when he suddenly froze, then sniffed Xiao Hei.

He chuckled and said, "The smell on you... is it Sadako from next door?"

"Holy crap!"

Xiao Hei exclaimed in surprise, "You can smell that? Nanfeng, are you a dog?!"

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Xiaohei, annoyed: "Please use your brain. There's only one perfumer in this building, Zhenzi. With such a unique scent on you, I'd definitely suspect her first."

"Okay," Xiao Hei muttered to himself, "I actually forgot about that."

Nanfeng nudged Xiao Hei with a gossipy grin: "What's going on? When did you two get involved?"

"You have the nerve to call others gossipy? You're not much different yourself."

Xiao Hei was clearly unwilling to answer Nanfeng's question directly. He turned the tables and asked Nanfeng, "Didn't you say something big happened? If you're going to tell me, hurry up and tell me. Otherwise, I'm going back to sleep."

"Let's go inside first and talk about it."

Before Xiao Hei could object, Nanfeng had already squeezed inside, plopped down on the sofa, and let out a long, contented groan: "Ah~~~".

It's more comfortable here. There are no gossipy people around, and I won't recall my embarrassing social experiences.

There are only comfortable sofas here, and a cute and silly little black dog.

"Cute and silly, huh?"

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng with a gloomy face.

"What's wrong? You just ignored the word 'cute' at the end?"

Nanfeng has now gotten used to her little habit of occasionally speaking her mind. After all, when it comes to social death, you'll find that it's not all that bad after a while.

Perhaps this is why Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao Society have died so many times, yet they can still shamelessly live on.

"I don't think 'cute and adorable' is a compliment that men should be happy about."

Xiao Hei sat down on the sofa and asked bluntly, "What's the big deal? Speak quickly, and then get out of here."

"Oh, here's the thing..."

Nanfeng recounted the strange side effects that had occurred to her that day.

He sighed, looking utterly hopeless: "I just don't understand how such a deadly problem could have occurred."

"Luckily, I sneaked away when no one was looking, otherwise I don't know how they would have questioned me."

After listening to Nanfeng's words, Xiaohei nodded thoughtfully.

"So, have you thought of a way to help me overcome this habit of blurting out my innermost thoughts?"

Nanfeng looked at Xiaohei with hopeful eyes: "If you can't solve it, I can accept replacing it with yesterday's strange reflection."

Do you think you're speaking human language?

Xiao Hei scoffed dismissively, "If I had that ability, would I be sitting here listening to your complaints?"

"cut."

Nanfeng slumped onto the sofa in disappointment: "And you call yourself the all-powerful Little Black."

"I am the all-powerful Little Black, not the all-powerful God."

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng, knowing that he was still somewhat worried: "Look at you now, didn't I tell you that as long as I don't look for you, it means you're okay?"

"Don't worry, you're just feeling a bit overstimulated right now, and you're having these occasional lapses in concentration. It'll all be fine in a few days."

He paused and continued, "And from a certain perspective, this is also good news. The more excited your brain is, the better the test results will be, and the better the treatment will be."

"etc!"

Nanfeng realized what was happening: "You mean I'll look like this in every test from now on, including the formal treatment?"

"No, that's not it. There might be other minor issues as well."

"So, every time I come out of this treatment pod, I'm bound to cause some trouble for the next few days, right?"

Xiao Hei nodded silently.

"goodbye."

Nanfeng got up and left after saying that.

"Wait a minute." Xiao Hei quickly grabbed Nanfeng. "Where are you going?"

Nanfeng replied matter-of-factly, "I'm moving. I'll go back to my place for a while and come back when I need tests and treatment each month."

"I'll move back when I'm fully recovered."

Xiao Hei was dumbfounded: "Just for such a small problem, you're saying you'd move?"

"This is far too hasty!"

"What else can we do?"

Nanfeng clearly considered things more thoroughly than Xiaohei: "Other minor issues are one thing, but this habit of constantly speaking his mind is just too annoying."

"If it were just me who was dying, that would be one thing, but I hear so many secrets every day. Even if I have a bad memory and can only remember a little bit, what if I accidentally blurt out all of those little bits..."

Nanfeng sighed, "Now I'm not the only one who's been wiped out."

Hearing Nanfeng's words, Xiaohei muttered dismissively, "Did you overhear so many shameful secrets in the apartment?"

"Otherwise what?"

He looked at Xiao Hei: "Take you for example, you wouldn't want people to know you sleep naked every night, would you?"

Xiao Hei was stunned for a few seconds upon hearing this, and then without saying a word, he pushed Nanfeng upstairs.

"Move it! Move it now! If you don't move it today, I'll kill you tonight!"

"Wait a minute!"

Nanfeng said anxiously, "There are..."

Xiao Hei had no intention of listening to Nan Feng: "Even if there's the Heavenly King himself outside, you still have to come with me to move!"

He had just opened the door and pushed Nanfeng out when he bumped into Yifei and her six companions pouring out of the elevator.

Meijia said smugly, "I knew Nanfeng would come to Xiaohei's place."

"Depend on!"

Seeing this, Xiao Hei shoved Nan Feng out and then slammed his door shut with lightning speed.

The group of troublemakers on the sixth floor came out in full force; they were far more terrifying than the Heavenly King himself.

Since our own house and temple are too small to offend them, we have no choice but to sacrifice Nanfeng.

Nanfeng, who had been pushed out the door by Xiao Hei, swayed and steadied himself. He turned around in astonishment and looked at the tightly closed door behind him. He immediately felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured over his head, chilling him to the bone.

"Little Black!"

Nanfeng pounded on the door desperately, shouting through gritted teeth, "You betrayed me!"

"You betrayed me!"

As Xiao Hei leaned against the door, he heard Nan Feng's heart-wrenching cries and was suddenly overwhelmed with mixed feelings about his own betrayal.

Driven by emotion, Xiao Hei responded loudly to Nanfeng's call.

"Cool!!!"

Xiao Hei let out a sigh of relief, hummed a little tune, and sat back on the sofa, looking radiant.

In this hot summer, what could be more pleasant than letting the south wind have its bad luck?

I've finally gotten my revenge for yesterday.

Awesome! So awesome!

With nowhere to turn, Nanfeng could only lean against the door and give a fawning smile to everyone who was walking toward him.

"Um... I suddenly remembered I have some things to take care of at the studio, so I'll be leaving now."

"No rush."

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei stood like two gatekeepers, blocking his way. Xiao Xian grinned and said, "Nanfeng, you're always the one laughing and making a fool of yourself. Now that it's finally our turn to enjoy your show, you want to slip away?"

Nanfeng tried to stall, saying, "We can talk about eating melons, but can we wait until tomorrow? I'm really not available today, really!"

If he were caught and interrogated by them for speaking his mind now, he wouldn't even know what would happen.

"Come on!"

"impossible!"

Don't even think about it!

Everyone rejected Nanfeng's request without hesitation.

If someone like Nanfeng, who is full of bad intentions, were given a day to prepare, people wouldn't even have time to eat melons, let alone get any wind.

Besides, although I don't know what's wrong with Nanfeng today, it's really funny that Nanfeng can't help but tell the truth.

Of course, we should enjoy the fun of the south wind while it's still hot.

"No way."

Nanfeng's face was full of resistance: "Don't force me! Believe me, you'll regret this, you'll definitely regret it!"

"Oh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow, and relying on his superior numbers, he began to intimidate them: "Are you threatening us? It seems you don't know how powerful we, the Heng and Ha Generals, are!"

As he spoke, Xiao Xian assumed the starting stance of Wing Chun: "Hmph!"

Seeing this, Zhang Wei also adopted the posture of a martial arts master: "Ha!"

They beckoned to the south wind with their middle finger: "Come here!"

As they talked, the two winked and made faces at Nanfeng, as if they were certain that he wouldn't dare to lay a hand on them.

Looking at the arrogant and overbearing manner of the two guys in front of him, Nanfeng became more and more certain that being a jerk is contagious.

Back then, before he moved into the apartment, Zhang Wei was a kind, honest, and upright man, except for being a little stingy.

And now?

He, Teacher Zeng, and Zi Qiao can be considered the three musketeers of the apartment.

What a sin!

Nanfeng looked at the others expressionlessly: "May I beat them up?"

"Please go ahead."

Yifei, Meijia, Wanyu, and Zhanbo said in unison.

They were also disgusted by Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian's sleazy behavior, and none of them were willing to defend these two scoundrels.

"What?!"

Hearing that Yifei and the other three had sold them out so readily and efficiently, Xiaoxian and Zhangwei were immediately thrown into a panic.

Especially when they saw Nanfeng approaching with a sneer on his face, they were so frightened that they retreated repeatedly.

Xiao Xian said fearfully, "Nanfeng, let's talk this out."

Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, we are all civilized people and should abide by the law. And hitting people is not encouraged; hitting someone in the face hurts their self-esteem."

Despite hearing their words, Nanfeng continued walking towards the two of them at a leisurely pace, while letting out a strange, croaking laugh.

"Hehehe..."

Seeing that gentle words weren't working, Xiaoxian immediately started threatening Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, I'm warning you, there are two of us. No matter how strong you are, you can't fight four hands with two fists."

"If you dare to lay a hand on one of us, the other one will, will, will..."

"Call the police!"

Zhang Wei added timidly, shrinking his neck.

Xiao Xian stared wide-eyed at Zhang Wei in disbelief: "Zhang Wei, you're a hillbilly! No! You're a cannon fodder!!"

"At a time like this, why are you, Zhang Dapao, spouting legal nonsense?!"

Xiao Xian roared in grief and indignation.

Nanfeng waited anxiously for a while, then, seeing that they had run out of witty remarks, laughed and said, "Have you finished your last words? Then come forward and meet your death!"

As he spoke, he lunged at the two of them, and Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian were so frightened that they ran away as fast as they could.

At this moment, Yifei and her three companions stood aside, watching with glee as Nanfeng chased after the two scoundrels, chuckling as they commented on the chase.

"Nanfeng is catching up with Teacher Zeng!"

"Serves him right. I told him to go train, but he absolutely refused. With Zeng Xiaoxian's useless physical abilities, who could he possibly outrun?"

"Teacher Zeng has turned a corner!"

"Even the south wind has changed direction!"

"Teacher Zeng has changed her mind again!"

"The south wind has changed direction..."

"No! He turned into the stairwell!"

"That bastard's trying to escape down the stairs!"

The four people who had been watching the spectacle lost all interest in the fun and immediately swarmed after Nanfeng, who was fleeing.

"What are you two standing there for?"

"Come chase it with us!"

"oh!"