Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 451 The Apartment Scam is Deep, Even Nanfeng Falls into It

"Not bad, Nanfeng, you're pretty fast."

Panting heavily, Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his forehead, shook off the sweat from his hands, and said weakly, "Six of us were chasing you, and we almost failed to catch you."

Nanfeng chuckled expressionlessly a few times: "Six? But why did I only hear five voices telling me not to run away?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had fallen behind halfway through the race, gave an awkward laugh.

Knowing that he would have no chance to escape after being caught this time, Nanfeng sat down on the sofa, as if he had completely given up resisting.

His gaze swept over the five people besides Yifei, his tone full of disdain: "To be honest, if Yifei hadn't been chasing after me, the other five of you combined wouldn't have been enough for me to outmaneuver."

Nanfeng sincerely advised Xiaoxian and the other four, "If you ask me, you should strengthen your exercise routine. Even if it's just getting up early to go for a run two or three times a week, it's still better than your current sub-healthy state."

"Just... waking up two or three times in the morning?"

The five people, panting heavily, shook their heads repeatedly. Although they knew that Nanfeng meant well, it was absolutely impossible for them to get up early for morning exercise.

Nowadays, young people only stay up late and never get up early, except for going to work or starting work at 8 am.

Are early risers still considered young people?

"All right."

Seeing everyone shake their heads, Nanfeng suggested again, "If you're not considering morning exercise... how about the gym? Would you like to consider the gym?"

"It just so happens that Yifei has a yearly gym membership. If you want to work out, you can just use hers."

Nanfeng kindly advised, "Even if you're not going to exercise, it would be good for the girls to get in shape and the boys to build muscle. Maybe that would make you more attractive to the opposite sex?"

"Since you guys don't spend any money using Yifei's annual gym membership, isn't that basically free?"

Now, apart from Zeng Xiaoxian, who only likes to lie around like a salted fish, the other four were all tempted upon hearing this.

After hearing what Nanfeng said, it seems that working out isn't such an unacceptable thing after all.

Of course, the most important thing is Nanfeng's phrase "freebie".

Which young person today dares to say they can resist the temptation of getting something for free?

Zeng Xiaoxian, a guy who absolutely never exercises, scoffed at Nanfeng's "spreading rumors." Suddenly, a thought struck him, and he warned everyone, "Don't let him fool you; he's just stalling for time!"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise. He really couldn't believe that Teacher Zeng could have such intelligence.

Could it be that salted fish can also have a sudden flash of inspiration?

Upon hearing Xiaoxian's words, everyone snapped out of their daze and glared angrily at Nanfeng.

"Well, even at this point, Nanfeng, you're still playing tricks!"

Wan Yu grabbed an orange that had been sitting on the coffee table for who knows how long and slammed it down like a gavel: "You daring Nanfeng, why don't you confess the truth right now!"

Meijia chimed in, "Yes, you should confess the truth!"

"All right."

Nanfeng sighed.

He originally wanted to delay a little longer, hoping to put an end to his habit of blurting out his true feelings.

It turned out that everyone who seemed naive wasn't so easily fooled.

He shrugged and asked, "So what do you want to know?"

The group exchanged glances, and Zhang Wei suggested, "How about we start with the most important and pressing questions?"

Everyone nodded, and then asked in unison the question that they cared about most.

"Is Yu Mo's face really that soft and delicate?"

South Wind: (⊙﹏⊙)?

He stared at him with wide, slightly bewildered eyes and asked incredulously, "This is the most important, the most concerning issue for you?"

"What else?"

"Depend on!"

Nanfeng was speechless.

He ran away and escaped because he was afraid that when people asked about the side effects of his bald head and his active brainwaves, he would accidentally reveal the whole truth.

In the end, it turned out that all these guys cared about was the relationship between me and Yu Mo.

Is this the only kind of gossip you see?

If he had known this would happen, he wouldn't have run away!

Feeling guilty for doing something stupid, Nanfeng replied with a grim expression, "It's very soft and tender; you could squeeze water out of it with just a gentle touch. Are you satisfied now?"

"It can be squeezed and water will come out?"

Meijia exclaimed, "Is Yu Mo that sensitive?"

Everyone looked at Meijia in disbelief, and Nanfeng even put his hand to his forehead in pain.

What kind of outrageous and inhumane words are these?

Nanfeng couldn't help but complain to Meijia, "No, Meijia, Yumo is definitely not as sensitive as you. You're so sensitive that you can just grab any word and start talking nonsense."

Everyone nodded in agreement; among the group of experienced drivers in the apartment, Meijia was the most skilled at speeding.

Although Mika drives aggressively, she still retains some girlish shyness. She smiled shyly and said, "Oh, I was just saying it offhand."

"hehe……"

Nanfeng forced a smile that looked more like a grimace.

Yifei, her face flushed, waved her hand and said, "Alright, let's skip this topic."

"Nanfeng, you need to explain in detail what happened between you and Yumo. Why did you suddenly touch someone's face?"

When Yifei asked Nanfeng this question, she glared at him fiercely.

What I dislike most about Nanfeng is his personality of only saying half and hiding half.

It's one thing for him to keep his relationship with Yu Mo a secret from others, but he didn't even tell me during our morning exercise!

Who am I? I am Nanfeng's junior aunt, Yu Mo's classmate and best friend since childhood!

I'm considered part of both my husband's and my own family, so why do I feel like an outsider?

Yifei sighed; she felt quite disheartened.

[Question: What should I do if my childhood sweetheart and my childhood friend like each other but treat me like an outsider?]

[I need help urgently.]

Nanfeng pondered for a moment and said, "This matter is quite complicated, and it all started with why I shaved my head."

"Yifei, since you know the details, please tell me for me."

His gaze toward Yifei was full of earnestness.

Given his current situation, Nanfeng was very worried that he might accidentally reveal everything while talking.

Although Nanfeng knew that Yifei was probably still sulking because neither he nor Yumo had told her what happened last night, he could only hope that Yifei could help him lie.

After all, it's not like I could ask Zhanbo to help me with something as technically demanding as lying.

Yifei snorted in annoyance.

Why didn't you tell me what you should have told you, and now you only remember me when you need help?

If you had told me about you and Yu Mo earlier, I wouldn't have had to help everyone chase after you, and you wouldn't have been caught.

Serves you right!

Wan Yu, Mei Jia, Zhang Wei, and Xiao Xian all turned to look at Yi Fei.

Meijia pointed at Yifei, her eyes growing increasingly sharp: "Well, Yifei, you actually knew but didn't report it!"

"It's not that I didn't know, it's just that this kind of thing is not easy to tell you."

Yifei was feeling resentful, but she still reluctantly tried to smooth things over for Nanfeng.

"Here's the thing, Xiao Hei and Zhan Bo have recently developed a high-tech pod and urgently need a qualified volunteer to test it."

"Neither Yu Mo nor I quite meet the requirements, so we can only send Nan Feng, who does meet the requirements."

"Oh……"

Meijia nodded in sudden realization: "So that's why you've been staying downstairs at Xiao Hei's place lately. But what does that have to do with Nanfeng shaving his head?"

"You're so stupid."

Without Yifei needing to explain further, Xiaoxian said, "Shaving his head is definitely to cooperate with the test, but..."

Xiao Xian turned to Nan Feng and asked, "Nan Feng, do you owe Xiao Hei a lot of money? Why would you be so foolish as to help him with human testing?"

You should know that Nanfeng is definitely the most life-conscious and self-disciplined person among them.

He not only doesn't smoke or drink, goes to bed early and gets up early, exercises every morning, eats properly, but also never engages in any activity that is even slightly dangerous.

One of this guy's life dreams was to live to be 107 years old, so that he would be considered someone who had lived through three centuries.

Xiao Xian used to tease Nan Feng, saying he wanted to live like a celibate turtle, but every time he teased him, he was met with a barrage of curses from Yi Fei.

That's why he felt something was off about Nanfeng participating in the human body test, and even the fact that Yifei and Yumo agreed to Nanfeng participating in the human body test felt very incongruous.

Could it be that this human testing is really so safe that Yifei and Yumo would agree to let Nanfeng do the testing?

Faced with Xiaoxian's questioning, Nanfeng simply said, "I don't owe Xiaohei a lot of money, but I owe him a huge, huge, huge favor."

Nanfeng tried to clear her mind and avoid letting her thoughts wander, lest she blurt out the truth.

"All right."

Xiaoxian nodded silently, but his heart was still full of doubts.

Yifei continued, "Because this test is about the brain, Nanfeng's brain will be more excited and his brain waves will be more active in the days following the test, which may cause him to have many strange reactions."

"For example, yesterday I had a strange reflex, and today I can't help but blurt out what's on my mind."

"Oh, I see."

With boundless curiosity, Wanyu opened her eyes wide and asked, "Nanfeng, what strange reaction will you have tomorrow?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "I don't know, even Xiao Hei doesn't know what will happen to me tomorrow."

He hesitated for a moment, then spoke his mind: "Because the entire testing phase spans a long period of time, I'm not sure what strange reactions I might have after each test."

"So I plan to move back to my own home for a while, and then move back after the testing is completed."

"No way!"

"impossible!"

Don't even think about it!

……

Everyone chimed in, rejecting Nanfeng's dangerous idea.

Yifei said without any room for argument, "There's no one at your house right now, what are you going back for?"

"And precisely because no one knows what strange reactions you might have after each test, you absolutely cannot leave our sight!"

"That's right."

Zhanbo nodded: "Xiao Hei said you need me to supervise every test you do, so you can't move out!"

He hesitated for a moment, then said to Nanfeng with great determination, "If, if you insist on moving away... then you have to take me back with you. I have to take care of you!"

Nanfeng chuckled upon hearing this, a warm feeling welling up inside her: "But Zhanbo, all you can do is cook instant noodles, you can't do anything else."

For the first time, Zhanbo revealed the pride he was naturally entitled to: "If I don't know how, I can learn! I'm a genius. As long as I want to learn, why should I be afraid of not being able to take care of people?"

"Nanfeng, don't listen to Zhanbo."

Wanyu patted Nanfeng's hand: "You're such a lively person, how boring it must be for you to live alone at home."

"Even if Zhanbo can take care of your physical needs, he can't take care of your emotions. I think you should stay."

Nanfeng shook his head: "This isn't about whether it's interesting or not."

Meijia knew what Nanfeng was worried about. She waved her hand and said nonchalantly, "Aren't you just worried that you'll cause trouble for everyone in the days after each test? Nanfeng, don't you think about how many times we've had no trouble around us?"

"Besides, it's just a weird Nanfeng. We've seen Teacher Zeng when he was drunk and Zhang Wei when he was sleepwalking. I don't believe you can be weirder than the two of them combined."

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei looked embarrassed upon hearing this. When would this matter finally be over?!

The two of them exchanged a helpless glance, then sat down next to Nanfeng and put their arms around his shoulders.

"Mika is right..."

Xiao Xian gritted his teeth and said, "You can't be stranger than Zhang Wei and me, so you should just stay here."

Zhang Wei patted Nanfeng on the shoulder: "No matter what strange reactions you have, it's better for so many of us to face it together than for you to bear it all alone."

Nanfeng looked at the group of friends around him who genuinely wanted him to stay.

In the past, he would have chosen to sneak away in the middle of the night, but after experiencing so much with everyone, he gradually learned to rely on this group of unreliable guys without feeling guilty.

Finally, he chuckled and said, "Since you all want to take care of me, why should I refuse?"

"But have you thought this through? There's no going back!"

"yeah!"

The crowd cheered in unison.

Faced with Nanfeng's eccentric personality and his dislike of troubling others, everyone had just mentally prepared for a protracted battle.

No one expected him to agree so quickly this time.

So it seems he was actually reluctant to leave everyone and didn't want to leave the apartment.

Meijia looked at Nanfeng expectantly: "Now that you've chosen to stay, Nanfeng, do you have time to explain in detail about touching Yu Mo's face?"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

"Wait, isn't it a bit too fast for you guys to switch from being all warm and friendly to gossipy?"

Everyone burst into laughter and said, "What else?"

Is there anything more important in an apartment than gossip?