Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 452 The weather is so nice today

"...That's how it is."

Faced with the crowd's questioning, Nanfeng had no choice but to honestly confess everything he could.

"That's it? That's it?"

Meijia looked at Nanfeng in disbelief: "Last night was Qixi Festival, and you and Yumo went out for dinner 'alone,' and you just accidentally touched her face and rubbed against her leg because of some strange reflex?"

Nanfeng nodded: "What's the problem?"

"This is a huge problem!"

Mika gasped, her face showing a mixture of surprise and hesitation: "Didn't you two do anything... more intimate last night?"

"More intimate activities?"

"no."

Nanfeng honestly replied, "Last night I was rushing to see how this year's Qixi Festival dating event was going. She was rushing to meet you guys and follow Guan Gu and Youyou together."

"We just bumped into each other and then had a meal together."

He paused for a moment, then continued, "Besides, Yu Mo and I aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, so what intimate things could we do?"

"If it weren't for this damn reflex, none of this would have happened last night."

"No, Nanfeng, you..."

Nanfeng's words not only stunned Meijia and Wanyu, but even Xiaoxian and Zhangwei didn't know how to evaluate Nanfeng's seemingly reasonable but actually insane behavior.

Xiao Xian tentatively asked, "Nanfeng, you can't tell that Yu Mo has feelings for you, can you?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, how could I not see it?"

Xiao Xian sat up straight and asked tentatively again, "So, does that mean you don't have those feelings for Yu Mo?"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a strange expression: "Teacher Zeng, you're not blind or stupid, can't you tell whether I have feelings for Yu Mo or not?"

"That settles it!"

Xiao Xian slapped his thigh and commanded, "You like her, she likes you, so the rest is pretty simple, isn't it?"

"True love is right in front of you, why don't you learn from Guan Gu Youyou and take action?"

"Go for it! Go boldly! Confess your love like a real man!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire 3601 fell into an eerie silence.

Zhanbo silently complained, "Teacher Zeng, why does it sound so strange coming from you?"

Apart from Yifei, everyone else stared at Xiaoxian with dissatisfaction, clearly speechless at him.

Everyone had been urging him to confess his feelings to Yifei, but he ignored them all. Now, however, he seems to understand this principle when he's lecturing Nanfeng.

Since you know that, then why don't you just do it?

Confess your feelings like a real man!

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw everyone looking at him, he knew what they were thinking, so he immediately shrank back and continued to be a coward.

"Actually, I think if you're shy, Nanfeng, we can talk to Yumo and get her to confess her feelings. Who says girls can't take the initiative to pursue true love?"

"cut."

A chorus of boos erupted from room 3601, and Yifei's gaze towards Xiaoxian was filled with utter disgust.

With Teacher Zeng becoming a coward, Zhang Wei continued, "Nanfeng, I really don't understand why you two, if you like each other, don't get together?"

"Could it be...?"

Zhang Wei's eyes instantly sharpened, which made Nanfeng's heart tighten.

Could it be that Zhang Wei noticed something and deduced the truth?

Could he be the hidden master detective in the apartment?

"Could it be... that you and Yu Mo enjoy this kind of ambiguous, risk-free thrill?"

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

What was I thinking that made me believe Zhang Wei was a brilliant detective who could see through everything?

He's clearly an idiot!

"What are you saying, Nanfeng? What are you talking about?!"

Zhang Wei expressed extreme dissatisfaction with Nanfeng's inner thoughts: "How am I such an idiot?"

Nanfeng sighed; he was genuinely annoyed by the side effect of his tendency to speak his mind from time to time.

Wan Yu patted Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, the point of Nan Feng's heartfelt words is not whether you're an idiot or not."

Meijia nodded firmly and said, "That's right, so it seems there must be a reason why they're not together that we don't know."

Meijia looked at Nanfeng suspiciously, her gaze constantly drifting towards his lower body.

"Nanfeng, could it be that you're the one who's impotent?"

Nanfeng flicked Meijia's forehead: "Meijia, are you determined to floor the gas pedal today?"

"what!"

Meijia pouted, covering her flushed forehead with a wronged expression: "I was just saying it casually, why are you hitting me so hard?"

"You just casually say something and then get on the highway? What are you going to do if you're not driving carefully?"

Nanfeng looked at everyone and said helplessly, "And you guys, you can gossip all you want, but can you please stop being so inquisitive?"

"Yu Mo and I are adults, and we have our own judgment on whether or not we should be together."

"Besides, I'm not Teacher Zeng when it comes to relationships. I have my own pace. You guys, you have to let me resolve everything first."

"Nanfeng, you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glared angrily at Nanfeng.

You betrayed me, didn't you!

Sure enough, the next moment Yifei asked curiously, "What does this have to do with Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"It's nothing, it has nothing to do with me, this is just Nanfeng talking nonsense," Zeng Xiaoxian quickly said.

"Oh?"

Just as Yifei was filled with suspicion and thinking of asking more questions, Guangu and Youyou returned to 3601 hand in hand with sweet smiles on their faces.

Seeing the two of them so inseparable and happy, Ziqiao, who was silently following behind them, couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Along the way, I went from being excited to watch the excitement at the beginning to being bored now. Only I know the bittersweet experience I've gone through.

He felt that compared to Nanfeng, he was more like a bald, gleaming light bulb.

But she couldn't attract the attention of the two blind lovers, who completely ignored her and returned home all the way, their sweetness overflowing.

...Could you two please show some respect for your nephew who's stuffed from eating so much dog food?!

When Wanyu saw them return, she quickly asked, "Guan Gu and Youyou, how did your checkup at the hospital go?"

Yifei patted Wanyu with a doting smile: "Seeing how happy and sweet they are, do we really need to ask whether the test results are good or not?"

"Oh no, that's not it. Guan Gu didn't even have time to get checked out."

Youyou explained, "When we went to the hospital today, we happened to run into that doctor on duty, so we went up and asked him about it."

"It turns out that the doctor's face was oily and his nose bridge wasn't very high, so his glasses would slip down."

"He was wearing gloves, so it was inconvenient for him to hold the glasses up. He could only use the muscles in his cheekbones to hold them in place, which is why he had that expression."

After Youyou finished speaking, she pointed to Guangu, and Guangu cooperated by performing the smile that had once made him feel inferior.

"ah?!!"

Everyone gasped in unison, "That's fucking amazing!!!"

Xiaoxian quipped, "So, Guangu, you've been insecure about that one ridiculous smile for almost a year?"

"This is far too hasty."

Guan Gu, with his neck stiff, shouted, "Why don't you try being stared at and laughed at, Teacher Zeng? Wouldn't you be flustered?"

"cut."

Xiao Xian said nonchalantly, "My brother Xian is very confident in himself in every aspect."

"It's not just confidence, it's downright narcissism. I've never heard of anyone else who, after taking off their clothes and wrapping themselves in a towel, would praise themselves from head to toe, inside and out, before taking a shower."

Snapped!

Nanfeng slapped his mouth in surprise, then looked at Xiaoxian awkwardly, "Teacher Zeng, if I say I really didn't mean it, will you forgive me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't answer Nanfeng's question because he was completely stunned.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

When everyone heard Xiaoxian's little-known secret, they burst into laughter, laughing so hard they cried.

They can barely accept being praised from the inside out, but how does one praise from top to bottom?

Could it be that……

Based on their understanding of Zeng Xiaoxian, a scene quickly came to mind for everyone.

[In the bathroom, Zeng Xiaoxian, wrapped in a yellow bath towel, stood in front of the bathroom mirror striking a pose.]

Ah, my arms, you are so strong and powerful, with incredible arm strength.

Ah, my belly button, you are truly a gem, radiating fragrance.

Oh, my...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone closed their eyes and laughed heartily, waving their hands as if trying to clear their minds of distracting thoughts.

We can't think about this anymore, or we'll get a sty.

Amidst everyone's uproarious laughter, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned from red to purple, then to black, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

"South Wind! I'll fight you to the death!"

As Zeng Xiaoxian was about to rush towards Nanfeng, he was grabbed and hugged around the waist by the group of people who were still laughing and squinting.

Zeng Xiaoxian went up and taught Nanfeng a lesson all by himself. Wasn't that just asking for humiliation?

Ziqiao laughed so hard he could hardly breathe, and he slapped Xiaoxian's chest repeatedly: "Teacher Zeng, there's nothing shameful about being narcissistic. At least, at least you're wearing a bath towel."

"By the way, did you wrap your bath towel around your top or your bottom?"

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Ziqiao's words immediately triggered a deafening roar of laughter from 3601. Wanyu, Youyou, and Meijia clutched their stomachs and leaned back on the sofa, laughing weakly while waving their hands repeatedly.

"I can't take it anymore, this is hilarious, hahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian bared his teeth and brandished his claws, yelling at Nanfeng, "Didn't you want to move?! Move! You better move right now! If you don't move out today, I'll chop you up tonight!"

"You disagreed with me moving out before, but it seems a bit late to say this now."

Nanfeng shrugged, looking quite innocent, and said, "Besides, I really didn't mean to. I don't understand why I always end up complaining about you guys whenever I can't help but speak my mind."

what……

A sudden inspiration struck Nanfeng.

Could it be that the side effect I'm experiencing today isn't that I'm constantly speaking my mind, but rather that I can't help but complain about others?

"What kind of outrageous forced吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) setting is this?! After all this time, I've somehow acquired a divine body for吐槽!"

Nanfeng once again spoke her mind.

"No, does criticizing yourself count as criticizing?!"

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment, then, holding the belief that practice makes perfect, he looked at the crowd who were still laughing heartily.

"Zhang Wei, how dare you laugh at Teacher Zeng? Your act of secretly bringing an inflatable rubber duck to take a bath is also very childish, okay?"

Zhang Wei's smile froze.

"And Zhanbo, what respectable person writes a diary every night? Can someone who writes a diary be a respectable person?"

Zhanbo's face immediately turned bright red: "That's a blog! It's a blog!"

"As for Ziqiao, there's not much to say; he can be summed up in four words: stop having erotic dreams."

Ziqiao pointed at himself in astonishment; he had no recollection of this incident at all.

"besides……"

"Shut up!"

The remaining girls who hadn't yet been teased by Nanfeng couldn't laugh anymore. They quickly stepped forward and covered Nanfeng's mouth, only letting go when Nanfeng was almost suffocating.

"I'm not going to say anymore, I'm not going to say anymore."

Nanfeng took a deep breath and explained, "The test was a success. It seems my side effect today is that I can't control my mouth when I'm internally complaining."

He couldn't help but complain, "This side effect is really unfriendly to a person like me who's a quiet, sarcastic commentator."

The group of men who had just been chosen as his targets for criticism and testing all turned pale, staring at Nanfeng with icy eyes.

"This side effect is even less friendly to us!"

If there's anything more terrifying in this world than having a friend who's a ranter who's indiscriminate and unforgiving when it comes to complaining, it's that this ranter also knows everyone's secrets.

Even if Nanfeng has a bad memory, everyone has every reason to believe that he will completely forget the secrets of the other unimportant people in the apartment, but remember the secrets of his own group perfectly.

That won't do; we have to find a way to shut him up.

If he keeps complaining like this, Nanfeng and his group will have to move out of shame if they don't.

Nanfeng felt his scalp tingle as he saw everyone's increasingly hostile gazes. He forced a smile and said, "I, I really didn't mean it... Didn't you just say you would be tolerant of me and take care of me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him with a sinister grin: "Don't worry, we'll definitely take good care of you."

He snapped his fingers as he spoke: "Brothers, settle your grievances and avenge your grudges."

"Get him!"

The male students in the apartment, who had been waiting for a long time, rushed towards Nanfeng, while the female students were still whispering and laughing, watching the show.

In the apartment, no one can be rude and get away with it without paying the price. Zeng Xiaoxian is no exception, and neither is Nanfeng.

"ah."

Watching the boys fooling around, Mika rubbed her still slightly swollen forehead and gloated, "The weather is so nice today."

"yes."

Yifei glanced at the south wind, which had already taken its first step toward dawn, and said sincerely, "The weather is so nice today, and I think every day will be this nice from now on."

"From now on, every day will be sunny."

The Dawn Chapter is complete.

Here it comes!

Nanfeng finally saw his glimmer of hope after a long wait. Although the road ahead was still dark and uncertain, we were in a comedy, and the final ending was, of course, a happy and fulfilling one.

The next chapter should start connecting to the TV series' storyline. It's not that I'm slow to move forward; it's just that in the original TV series, Zeng Xiaoxian disappeared for several months at a time, so I have to gradually connect to the storyline.

The pace should pick up soon, since many of the original storylines won't be usable after the butterfly effect.

As usual, there will be one update today, and I'll be explaining the subsequent plot.

There will be extra chapters, there will be extra chapters.

(End of this chapter)