Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 453 The Tiny Apartment and Mutant Creatures

After Xiaoxian and the others finished teaching Nanfeng a lesson, they tried to make him behave and stop him from always complaining about others in his heart.

But if Nanfeng could get rid of this habit of complaining, then he wouldn't be Nanfeng.

In the subsequent chat, Nanfeng couldn't help but complain about everyone several times. Each complaint was accurate and ruthless, with every word hitting the nail on the head.

Unable to bear it any longer, the group had no choice but to send Nanfeng back to 3603. A group of people then played games with him, using the excitement of the games to attract Nanfeng's attention.

Meanwhile, another group began a leisurely denunciation meeting.

She was so gossipy that she wanted to take advantage of Nanfeng's inability to stop complaining and dig out all the secrets of everyone in the apartment in one go.

This kind of gossipy and lawless behavior has naturally drawn unanimous opposition and criticism.

Even the best of friends have secrets they don't want others to know, and if they could, they wouldn't even want Nanfeng to know their secrets.

But Nanfeng's hearing was so extraordinary that even if he didn't eavesdrop intentionally, he would inevitably hear many secrets.

Fortunately, Nanfeng has always been a man of his word, and he is best at pretending to be ignorant when he knows the truth, so everyone maintains this unspoken understanding with him.

Nanfeng pretended not to hear, and everyone else assumed he really couldn't hear either. This way, they didn't have to worry about being overheard every day, and they all lived cautiously and discreetly.

But if Youyou tries to break this rare understanding among everyone, she will incur the wrath of the crowd.

After all, who would want their little secrets to leak from the tight-lipped Nanfeng to the gossipy Youyou?

So, less than 48 hours into her sweet romance, Youyou was once again subjected to a public denunciation meeting.

Throughout the entire denunciation meeting, Youyou still used her superb acting skills to present an image of humbly accepting criticism and turning over a new leaf in front of everyone.

Even though everyone knew that once things calmed down, Youyou would only behave for a week before revealing her true colors, they were helpless.

After all, gossip and a big mouth are to Youyou what competitiveness is to Yifei, being cheeky is to Xiaoxian, and being gluttonous is to Curry Sauce.

This is a personality trait ingrained in one's bones, and it's basically impossible to change.

So everyone is very curious about one thing: how exactly does Youyou, with her personality, survive in the entertainment industry, where there are so many shocking scandals?

……

After criticizing Youyou, everyone then did everything they could to divert Nanfeng's attention, lest he say something shocking again.

And so, the day passed in everyone's anxiety.

The next evening, after Xiao Hei came upstairs to tell Nanfeng that "the first round of testing has passed and everything is normal," Nanfeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

According to Xiao Hei, the current test results are very optimistic, which has temporarily eased the tension among all those in the know.

At least the news they're getting so far is good news, and that's enough.

On the morning of the third day, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Wanyu, Yumo, and Ziqiao, who had nothing to do on the weekend, gathered at the Sunny Day Bar to drink and chat, and they talked about the latest gossip with great interest.

Yu Mo said in a serious tone, "I heard that the small, run-down apartment building nearby was sealed off early this morning."

Yifei's eyes lit up: "The shabby apartment nearby? You mean that shabby apartment where there's a toilet in the kitchen, a stove next to the bathtub, and you eat, drink, relieve yourself, bathe, and sleep all in that dark little room of less than five square meters?"

"yes."

"Wow..." Wan Yu exclaimed like a curious child, "That must be so exciting."

Yifei and Yumo turned to look at Wanyu in surprise, and Yifei couldn't help but ask, "Wanyu, you... really want to move in?"

Wan Yu waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, I just really want to see this apartment with such a panoramic view."

"Then you probably won't see it anytime soon."

Yu Mo continued, "The rumor is that it's because the hygiene of their apartment is so bad that there are cockroaches within three steps and rats within five steps. The rooms not only have cracked roofs, but also leak water and electricity, posing safety hazards."

"It is said that the landlord ignored the tenants' complaints many times and even wanted to raise the rent. The tenants and landlords argued and argued... and the matter completely escalated."

She bent down and lowered her voice, saying, "According to an insider, a nest of mutated creatures is suspected to have appeared in the dilapidated apartment. It seems one of them escaped when the apartment was sealed off!"

"Mutant creatures?" the curious Wan Yu pressed. "Are they Spider-Man or Batman?"

Yifei looked embarrassed: "Wanyu, the mutated creatures you mentioned and the mutated creatures Yu Mo mentioned are not the same concept. Besides, Batman didn't mutate."

Xiao Xian told a lame joke: "Anyway, I think it's definitely not those two, because neither Spider-Man nor Batman has a father or mother, so they can't possibly have a whole family together."

Yu Mo shook her head: "I don't know exactly what this mutated creature is, but I've heard about twenty or thirty different versions."

"Whatever kind of mutated creature it is, at least that shabby little apartment got sealed off, which is a good thing."

Yifei said with a strong sense of justice, "These illegal buildings, where a single room is divided into several rooms for rent, with haphazardly installed sewer and electrical pipes, and even fire escape routes are converted into rental rooms, should just be blown up!"

Xiao Xian complained, "No way, sis, it's one thing to want to blow up the illegal structures in the apartment building, but you want to blow up the illegal structures in other apartments too?"

"Were you a suicide bomber in your past life?"

Yifei's eyes widened like saucers, shooting out lightning-fast killing intent: "Shut up, you useless women's chairperson!"

If it weren't for his weakness and incompetence as vice chairman, unable to do anything about illegal buildings, he wouldn't be the one shouting to blow them up every day.

Wan Yu stared at everyone with wide, curious eyes: "I remember that apartment is quite close to ours. Do you think that escaped mutated creature might come over here?"

"Please, where in this world do mutated creatures come from?"

Ziqiao had been sitting quietly to the side since earlier, playing on his phone with a smug look on his face.

Hearing Wan Yu's unfounded worries, he finally scoffed without even looking up, "Listen to what Yu Mo just said: 'I heard...', 'It seems...', 'Rumors...', 'It is said...', 'Insider's revelation...', 'Suspected...', 'It appears...'"

"Please, even Hong Kong paparazzi don't dare use so many ambiguous modifiers when writing news. You can tell from this that the news isn't very credible."

Yu Mo pouted, dissatisfied: "Are you unhappy with the information I shared?"

"No, that's not it. I didn't mean anything by it."

Ziqiao explained, "But you know how rumors are. They spread from one person to another, and eventually you find that the story they told you has absolutely nothing to do with the truth."

As he said this, it seemed as if some unpleasant memories were being stirred up again: "You all know that last year when I was being slandered, even a dog in my apartment had a difficult birth, and they tried to blame it on me!"

Having been bitten by a snake once, Ziqiao was now extremely wary, and he said firmly, "So everyone, don't believe the rumors. Don't spread the rumors, okay?"

"Tch, how boring."

Actually, everyone knows that the gossip Yu Mo is talking about is not very reliable, but aren't they just getting together because they're bored?

They finally found a topic to talk about, but after Ziqiao said that, everyone immediately lost interest in continuing.

Wanyu looked at Ziqiao, who was playing on his phone across from her, and finally remembered that there was something she had always wanted to ask him.

"By the way, Ziqiao, what's your name on the Love Apartment website?"

I want to add you as a friend, but I can't find you anywhere.

Without looking up, Ziqiao asked, "What keywords did you search for me with?"

"Lu Ziqiao and Lu Xiaobu."

"Wrong!" He chuckled. "I have a new online name now, called 'The Rejector'."

puff!

Xiao Xian, who was sitting next to Yi Fei drinking, couldn't help but spit out all the wine in his mouth. He slammed down his wine glass, his eyebrows almost knotted together.

"The one who refuses? You?!"

Yifei, Yumo, and Wanyu all pouted at Ziqiao.

Faced with everyone's doubts, Ziqiao calmly explained, "Amateurs, they're all amateurs."

"There's a reason behind this name. Don't believe me? Try removing the radicals and components and see for yourself."

Yu Mo muttered softly, "[The one who refuses] is just... if you remove the radicals from it..."

"Alas……"

Her eyes were full of disdain when she looked at Ziqiao.

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Ziqiao's explanation: "That's more like a name you would choose."

He raised an eyebrow at Ziqiao with a sly grin: "Speaking of which, you've been playing on your phone since just now. What's going on? Is there money to be made on your phone?"

"If you find a way to make money, don't forget your brother!"

"No," Ziqiao answered honestly, "I'm in love."

"oh."

Everyone nodded dismissively, but Wanyu went even further and asked, "Have you... ever been single?"

According to Ziqiao's own account in the Lu Shi Chunqiu, his life consisted of only two states: being in love and being on the path to being in love.

single?

nonexistent.

"normal."

Yifei said with a smile, "Although this guy's puberty is over, his heat cycle has never stopped."

"Please stop judging me with prejudice, okay?"

Ziqiao said excitedly, "Let me tell you, this time I'm really in love."

"I met her online, her name is Lost Little White Rabbit~".

"Although the name sounds like it comes from someone with a low IQ, we found out once we started talking..."

He clapped his hands in glee: "Hey, her IQ really is that low!"

Everyone couldn't help but chuckle.

Sure enough, the girls Ziqiao had dated might have had different styles, all sorts of types, and all sorts of temperaments, but none of that mattered to him.

Zi Qiao's favorite type of girl is always fair-skinned, beautiful, big-breasted, and brainless.

He must be beautiful, have a good figure, and most importantly, be brainless. These three conditions are his eternal selection criteria for hunting women.

Don't ask them how they knew this girl had big breasts.

Apart from Meijia, none of Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends had ever been flat-chested.

Ignoring the laughter of the crowd, Ziqiao continued, "In short, we feel like we've known each other for ages. I think this lost little white rabbit might be the true love I've been searching for."

Wanyu asked with a smile, "So, what did she call you?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow, revealing a blissful, lovesick expression: "She affectionately calls me 'fierce little tiger'~"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who always disgusts others by being cheeky, felt nauseous for the first time because of Ziqiao's strange tone.

Yifei looked at Ziqiao: "Do you have any photos? Let me see them."

"Hey."

Ziqiao took out a picture of a white rabbit from his phone and handed it to Yifei.

Looking at the beautiful woman's photo on her phone, Yifei exclaimed in surprise, "Why does she look so much like Lin Chi-ling?"

"Lin Chi-ling! What Lin Chi-ling! Where is my little Ling?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, a huge fan of Lin Chi-ling, rushed over and became completely absorbed in the photos on his phone.

"Wow, she really looks like Lin Chi-ling..."

Yifei silently rolled her eyes at him.

Ziqiao suddenly seemed to see something, and he patted Zeng Xiaoxian hard.

"Teacher Zeng, look! At two o'clock, at four o'clock, at six o'clock, she's at the bar."

Zeng Xiaoxian's gaze followed the direction Ziqiao indicated, but he only saw the back of a tall and sexy woman.

He asked in surprise, "Is it Lin Chi-ling?"

"No, I saw another one who looks like Rosamund Kwan."

"Depend on."

Xiao Xian was clearly not interested in Rosamund Kwan. He patted Zi Qiao on the back of the head, got up, and sat back down.

Ziqiao didn't care about Teacher Zeng patting his head. He looked at Rosamund Kwan, who was ordering drinks at the bar, and rubbed his hands together, eager to try it out.

"Everyone, I'm about to take action."

Yifei glanced at Ziqiao and asked, "Don't you already have Lin Chiling? Isn't she your true love?"

"We haven't officially started dating yet."

Ziqiao said matter-of-factly, "Precisely because the road to finding true love is often bumpy and rugged, we should walk more and walk faster to discover the path to heaven hidden in the rugged road."

Seeing the confused looks on everyone's faces, he explained bluntly: "To put it simply, it's about casting a wide net and focusing on catching the fish."

"Chatting with the pretty girl first to build up her goodwill is definitely a good idea."

"If that little white rabbit isn't my true love, I can move on seamlessly."

"Scumbag."

Yu Mo spat at Zi Qiao, then subconsciously reached for the empty wine bottle on the coffee table.

Ziqiao caught a glimpse of Yu Mo's actions out of the corner of his eye, and he quickly got up and ran towards the beautiful woman who looked like Rosamund Kwan.

"I'm not talking to you guys anymore, I'm going to cast my net now."

Yu Mo sighed, and asked with great dissatisfaction, "Can't we really call the police to arrest him?"

Yifei, Wanyu, and Xiaoxian shrugged helplessly.

If scumbags could be sentenced, Zi Qiao would have been sentenced to death long ago.

At this moment, Guan Gu, Mei Jia, and You You rushed towards them in a panic.

Yu Mo asked in surprise, "You all look so panicked, has something serious happened?"

"This is a major event, an extremely major event!"

Guan Gu clenched his fists, looking like an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Just now, just now we were in the room..."

"Oh my god!"

Xiao Xian and the other three exchanged glances, and then Yi Fei looked up at Mei Jia and You You.

"Please, in the future, if there are any important matters, don't let Guan Gu talk about them, okay? He can't get to the point at all."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)