Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 461 The Seduction Plan is a Great Success

Faced with Mika's confident retort, Curry Sauce was momentarily at a loss for words.

After all, her humanitarianism didn't specify which country's humanitarianism it was.

Guan Gu clapped his hands, unwilling to let everyone continue to spend time discussing Zeng Xiaoxian's terrible idea.

"Alright, now we'll go over our plan in detail. Mika and I have the following ideas..."

Guan Gu had only spoken halfway when his phone started buzzing.

He took out his phone and immediately remembered that he had ordered a bouquet of flowers to give to Youyou.

"Excuse me, I also ordered a bouquet of flowers from the florist, I need to go and pick it up first."

"Mika, I'm leaving this place to you."

Guan Gu stuffed his phone into his pocket and hurriedly ran away before anyone could react.

"Guan Gu...remember to close the door!"

Meijia originally wanted to persuade Guangu to stay, since if she left, all she would have left was the simple-minded Curry Sauce and the useless Teacher Zeng.

In the end, she didn't stop Guan Gu from taking the flowers he wanted to give to Youyou. She just stomped her foot angrily after Guan Gu left, saying, "Honestly, is this our suite or mine all to myself?!"

Seeing that Meijia was unhappy, Curry Sauce quickly stepped forward to comfort her, saying, "Sister Meijia, Guangu just went to get some flowers, he'll be back soon."

"Why don't you take this opportunity to tell us about the battle plan?"

Although Mika was a little annoyed, the thought of the cockroaches and rats lurking in the suite quickly cheered her up.

"Our plan is as follows..."

As Meijia recounted her story, Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce were instantly speechless.

This, this, this, is this a solution that a normal person could come up with?

Xiaoxian asked with a skeptical look, "Meijia, are you sure your plan will really work?"

"I'm not sure."

Meijia smiled sweetly: "But there's no harm in trying."

Seeing that the two of them didn't move, she quickly urged, "Oh dear, I've already borrowed my clothes, they're in the bathroom."

"Let's change it quickly, maybe we'll succeed."

"But Sister Meijia, this plan..."

Curry Sauce was still somewhat hesitant; even with her intelligence, she felt the plan was utterly absurd.

"But what 'but'? There are no 'buts'!"

Meijia said with a smile, "Whether my plan succeeds or not, I have to give it a try before I give up, right?"

"If I don't give up, I'll get upset, and if I'm upset, I won't want to cook. Then you'll just have to keep eating Yifei's cooking."

"Change it, change it right away!"

Without saying a word, Curry Sauce pulled Zeng Xiaoxian toward the bathroom. Only after they had both entered the bathroom and closed the door did Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just realized what was happening, scream in fright.

"Curry Sauce, you're really something! You even dragged me in to change clothes!"

"Oh yeah, Teacher Zeng, you're a pervert!"

The bathroom door suddenly opened, and Xiaoxian was kicked out by Curry Sauce in the butt.

He clutched his backside, stunned and indignant, shouting at the bathroom, "Am I a pervert?"

"Am I a pervert?"

"Depend on!"

……

A few minutes later, Curry Sauce and Xiao Xian, now dressed, stared at each other in the living room with expressions that suggested they wanted to die.

"Teacher Zeng, do you think dressing like this will lure out cockroaches and rats?"

"Curry Sauce, dressed in a gray rat cosplay outfit, asked with a depressed look on her face."

Wearing a cockroach cosplay outfit, Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face and said shyly, "Just consider it... just consider it as playing with Meijia for a while."

He doesn't want to see Curry Sauce looking stupid, nor does he want to see himself looking stupid.

If there were a crack in the ground right now, I would definitely crawl into it.

[Me! Zeng Xiaoxian! I'm a famous TV host, okay?!]

[If my fans found out I cosplayed as a cockroach to seduce a monster that looks like both a cockroach and a rat, how would I ever be able to work again!]

Just then, Mika, dressed in a cute cat-themed outfit, walked out of the bathroom. She looked at the two of them and was very satisfied with their outfits.

"Hmm, you two look very energetic in these outfits," Mika said with a smile.

When Xiaoxian and his companion saw Meijia's incredibly cute outfit, they were immediately dumbfounded.

Curry Sauce exclaimed, "Meijia, where did you get this outfit? Isn't the only thing left in the bathroom an ugly patterned cat onesie cosplay outfit?"

"yes."

Meijia nodded: "I originally borrowed these three sets, but you guys took the cockroach and mouse cosplay outfits. When I saw the onesie cat cosplay outfit, I suddenly remembered that I had an even cuter one, so I put it on."

As she spoke, she put on a headband with cat ears: "How about it? Don't I look even more like a kitten now?"

No girl dislikes looking pretty, and Curry Sauce was no exception. She immediately said, feeling wronged, "Why didn't you say you had such beautiful clothes?"

Mika chuckled and patted Curry Sauce's head, saying, "Curry Sauce, you're too tall. You can't fit into my clothes."

"That's enough, you two!"

Impatient Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the two "legs" of his mantis costume and mercilessly slapped Meijia and Curry Sauce.

"Instead of discussing these things, why don't you two first discuss how we should lure that cockroach rat out?"

Meijia quickly said, "I've already thought of a solution. You two go stand in the center of the living room and make the sounds of mice and cockroaches."

"As long as the two of you sound alike enough, no matter whether the cockroach rat thinks it is a rat or a cockroach, it will definitely come out to see if it is one of its own kind when it hears the sound."

As she spoke, she pulled out a huge baseball bat from somewhere and said with a murderous look on her face, "I'll hide in the corner and rush at the cockroach rat as soon as it comes out. It will be shocked to see me dressed as a cat."

"I'll just send it to its doom then!"

"Oh my God."

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his head in his hands and wailed, "This is an idea only a god could come up with!"

He looked at Meijia with admiration, his mouth full of flattering words: "Meijia, you are a genius. Compared with your wisdom, we mere mortals are truly ashamed."

"Oh, Teacher Zeng, you're too kind."

Mika smiled and lowered the baseball bat she had been holding high. She said sweetly, "So you guys should hurry up and go."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce stood obediently in the middle of the living room, flashing fawning smiles.

There was no way around it; faced with Mika, who held a baseball bat in one hand and controlled the cooking in the other, they still had to respect her methods.

The two stood in the center of the living room, looking around at everything with a bored expression.

At this moment, 3602 seemed no different from usual, except that Meijia had already laid out violent tools such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, and baseball bats on the coffee table.

As long as they can lure out the cockroaches and rats, they'll all come at them with their tools.

After all, when faced with evil and crooked practices from the United States, there's no need to talk about chivalry or honor.

"Squeak, squeak..."

The curry sauce started squeaking like a mouse.

Curry Sauce was initially a little reserved, but the moment she put on the hoodie, she realized...

"Imitating a mouse's squeak is actually quite fun!"

Curry Sauce was squeaking and crawling on all fours. If someone who didn't know better opened the door at that moment and saw her like this, they might really think there was a rat the size of an adult.

Wearing a cockroach costume, Xiaoxian touched the tentacles on his head and smiled resignedly.

I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming!

This can't be real, this absolutely can't be real!

At this moment, Mika had already lowered the curtains on the balcony, making 3602 as dark as possible, like nighttime.

She peeked out from behind the curtain and whispered to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, look how enthusiastic Curry Sauce is, why don't you call too?"

"hehe……"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned to look at Meijia, his eyes filled with a sorrowful and resentful look like wisps of autumn rain: "I'd like to make a sound, but can someone tell me first how a cockroach should make a sound?"

"Forehead……"

Meijia thought and thought, but still couldn't figure out how cockroaches make that sound.

"Why don't you try singing, Teacher Zeng? Sing some songs about cockroaches, maybe it'll work wonders."

"The cockroach song?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt a throbbing pain in his trigeminal nerve: "You're talking about Dao Lang's songs, right?"

Mika's eyes widened: "Isn't that singer called Cockroach?"

"What singer would name themselves after a cockroach?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, unable to contain himself any longer, was about to complain about Meijia's incredibly stupid seduction method when he actually heard a rustling sound.

Xiao Xian was stunned. He hadn't expected that this stupid idea would actually work.

"It's working! It's working!"

Hiding behind the curtains, Mika excitedly whispered, "Curry Sauce, keep going! Teacher Zeng, if you're not going to sing, then dance! Isn't dancing your favorite thing?"

"Dancing?" Zeng Xiaoxian was momentarily confused. "What should I dance to?"

"Anything is fine, just dance the kind you usually do."

"Jump!"

Meijia's angry rebuke sounded just like Yifei's, which made Zeng Xiaoxian's mind not react before his body was already dancing wildly.

“Eh…”

In that instant of dancing, Xiaoxian seemed to understand the joy of curry sauce; dancing in that outfit actually seemed quite fun.

Xiao Xian danced and swayed his hips, getting more and more energetic and happy as he danced, humming a little tune as he danced.

"If you are that firebird, I will be the flame, illuminating you and embracing you..."

Just then, Zhanbo pushed open the door to room 3602 and asked, "Teacher Zeng, my sister asked if you want some scrambled eggs..."

He looked up at the scene before him, which seemed like a chaotic dance of demons, with a slightly bewildered expression.

At that moment, in Zhanbo's eyes, there was a gray rat the size of an adult crawling on the ground in the shadows, squeaking and making noise.

As if possessed, Teacher Zeng was dressed in a cockroach costume and dancing a sexy dance with an expression of enjoyment, her hips swaying like an electric motor.

At this moment, there seemed to be an unidentified creature behind the curtains on the balcony, its cat ears twitching incessantly.

"Sorry to bother you."

Zhanbo calmly closed the door, and then the entire sixth floor heard his panicked shouts.

"Sister! Something terrible has happened! Teacher Zeng is possessed!"

3602 was immediately plunged into an awkward silence.

A moment later, Curry Sauce suddenly sniffed and asked, "What's that smell? It's so strange."

"This is the aroma of Yifei's fried rice... let's just call it aroma for now."

Xiaoxian could tell just by the smell of Yifei's fried rice.

Just then, the rustling sound suddenly amplified, and a dark shadow darted out from a hidden corner of the kitchen, rushing straight toward the door.

"It's out!"

Mika shouted loudly.

Xiao Xian was startled when he saw the cockroach mouse: "Holy crap!"

It's unbelievable that cockroaches and rats actually exist in this world!

Xiao Xian was so frightened by this terrifying thing that was beyond his comprehension that he retreated repeatedly. Right behind him was Curry Sauce, crawling on all fours in the shadows.

The two collided and fell to the ground.

"Destroy it quickly!"

At this moment, Mika didn't care about Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce. She grabbed a baseball bat, closed her eyes, and charged at the cockroach rat while yelling.

I'm coming

This chapter is quite funny in Pigeon's mind. The humor mainly comes from the visual presentation, so Pigeon will try to see if illustrations can improve the effect.

If everyone thinks it's not working, then the pigeon will stop doing these kinds of crazy things.

(End of this chapter)