Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 462 Ambush Fails

Mika swung her baseball bat and charged at the cockroach rat like a madwoman.

She squinted and hit the ball haphazardly, the whistling sound of the baseball bat cutting through the air making Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce shudder.

boom! boom! boom!

Several dull thuds rang out in succession, and the door of 3602 was dented by baseball bats, but the agile cockroach rat nimbly avoided all of Mika's attacks.

Not only that, it even dared to lie on Meijia's feet and try to climb up her instep.

"Aaaaaah!!!"

With her eyes closed, Mika let out a sharp popping sound. Without thinking, she started kicking wildly, just trying to get this disgusting thing off her.

With a powerful kick, the cockroach rat tumbled 360 degrees in the air like a soccer ball being flung away, tracing a precise and elegant arc.

The endpoint of this arc is Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just fallen to the ground and was sitting up, preparing to stand up.

Somewhat dazed from being frightened by the cockroach rat, Zeng Xiaoxian had just gotten up from the ground and sat up when he saw a black object that kept rolling and flying towards him, its figure growing larger and larger in front of him.

By the time Xiaoxian realized what was spiraling towards him, it was too late to dodge. He could only stare blankly as the cockroach-rat in the air drew closer and closer.

Time seemed to slow down dramatically at that moment; every second felt like an hour to Zeng Xiaoxian.

In this slow-motion shot, he not only got a clear look at the cockroach rat, but the eyes of the man and the beast were also drawn together like magnets.

Xiaoxian could even see himself staring blankly into the cockroach rat's murky eyes, his small eyes filled with terror.

He tried desperately to dodge, but his movements became increasingly sluggish as the video was slowed down.

Fear and despair gradually filled his face.

"No~~~"

He tried his best to shout "No!", but before he could finish, his cockroach-like body, about the size of a potato, slammed into Xiaoxian's not-so-prominent nose.

In the instant of impact, Xiaoxian recalled the painful experience of being hit in the nose by a smash during a badminton class in college.

So many years have passed since he graduated from university, but today he felt that pain all over again.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, screamed hysterically as if he had gone mad. In the end, he couldn't take the shock and fainted.

Without a moment's mourning for Zeng Xiaoxian, Curry Sauce immediately rushed to the scene, grabbing a tennis racket from the coffee table.

She held both clappers in her hands and swatted at the fallen cockroach.

However, the cockroach rat's ability to adjust was far superior to Zeng Xiaoxian's; it got up and prepared to run away almost the instant it fell to the ground due to the impact.

Curry Sauce's tennis racket only managed to hit the cockroach rat once before it slipped out from under the racket and before Curry could even flatten it.

Curry Sauce relentlessly bent down and chased after it, but she was so focused on catching the cockroach rat that she ignored the obstacles around her.

Just as her second shot was about to hit the cockroach rat, her forehead slammed hard against the corner of the table.

"what!"

Curry Sauce loosened his tennis racket, clutching his forehead and crying out in pain.

"I'll make you the curry sauce!"

Just as Mika realized what was happening and was about to rush over to help, the door to room 3602 was suddenly pushed open. She was knocked back against the wall by the open door, and the back of her head slammed solidly against the wall.

Meijia's eyes immediately lit up with stars.

Yifei pushed open the door and called out with concern, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard you're possessed?"

Just as Yifei pushed open the door, the cockroach rat finally escaped to a hidden corner and disappeared without a trace.

【Ultraman Battle: Out!】

[Gray-haired Rat Curry Sauce, Cockroach Bully Zeng Xiaoxian, Catwoman Chen Meijia: A Crushing Defeat!]

At this moment, not only Yifei, but also Zhanbo and Wanyu from 3601, Nanfeng, Yumo, and Gu Lan, who heard the commotion, all came to the door.

"Oh my God."

"What's going on?"

"Is this some kind of animal carnival?"

Everyone peered in from outside the door and saw Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed as a cockroach, sprawled on the ground like a cockroach that had been crushed, while Curry Sauce, dressed as a rat, covered his forehead and scurried away.

As for Mika...

"Where is Meijia? I clearly heard her calling just now."

Yifei pushed the door hard, preparing to go in, but found that the force coming from the door was not right.

“Eh…”

She seemed to realize something, and quickly went around to the back of the door to peek inside.

"Mika? What are you doing behind the door? What happened to your head?"

Yifei quickly grabbed Meijia's arm with one hand and protected the back of her head with the other, leading her out from behind the door.

Mika, dressed as a catgirl, staggered a few steps, then muttered to herself, her eyes filled with stars.

"My head is so dizzy..."

"Mika?"

"Mika?"

"Mika!"

Everyone rushed forward to help the swaying Mika up.

Gu Lan, who was standing to the side, seemed to have figured out what was going on with Meijia, and she sighed slightly.

"That's the downside of not knocking before entering a room..."

……

At that moment, regardless of whether they knocked or not, they helped Meijia, Xiaoxian, and Curry Sauce to the sofa in three groups. After Yifei's examination, Curry Sauce and Meijia were found to be fine except for swollen lumps on their foreheads and the backs of their heads. As for Zeng Xiaoxian, he had simply fainted from shock.

Yifei pressed on Xiaoxian's philtrum to wake him up. Xiaoxian, who was slowly waking up, ran to the bathroom to wash his face without saying a word.

"What's going on?"

After waking Xiaoxian from his unconscious state, Yifei couldn't wait to ask, "Weren't you three supposed to be catching monsters? Why are you dressed like this?"

"Where's Guan Gu? Where did Guan Gu go again?"

"You three didn't get injured or fainted because of catching a little mouse, did you?"

"It's just the two of them."

Meijia pouted, her eyes filled with resentment as she looked at Yifei: "I was the one who hurt me."

"Um... don't worry about the details."

Yifei continued, "What exactly happened?"

Meijia and Curry Sauce exchanged a glance and sighed helplessly.

Curry Sauce said, "Here's what happened..."

She then recounted the whole story of changing clothes and catching the cockroach rat.

After listening to the whole story, everyone looked at each other, their eyes filled with confusion and bewilderment.

"Dress up as cockroaches and rats to lure cockroaches and rats?"

Yu Mo couldn't imagine what kind of brain circuitry was needed to come up with such an outrageous solution.

She looked at Mika and instinctively reached out to touch Mika's forehead: "Mika, are you sick?"

Meijia shook her head: "Apart from a throbbing pain in the back of my head, everything else is fine."

"How did you come up with such a crazy... such a wildly unrestrained way of thinking?"

"This is the inspiration I got from Guan Gu. He said that many characters in anime seduce each other by pretending to be of the opposite sex or the same sex."

Meijia squinted, a slight smile playing on her lips: "And don't let the cheesy nature of this method fool you, it really works! Didn't the cockroach rat get lured out by Curry Sauce and Teacher Zeng just now?"

Curry Sauce nodded silently; she hadn't expected this method to actually work.

This might be because Mika and the cockroach rat's brain circuits clicked.

Just when everyone felt their worldviews were crumbling, Nanfeng spoke up: "I think we can put aside the question of whether this disguise and seduction is effective for now. What we should be discussing now is how to deal with this cockroach rat."

"That's right."

Upon hearing this, Yifei instantly flew into a rage. She slapped her thigh and said fiercely, "I don't care if it's a cockroach, a rat, or a mutated creature. The sixth floor is my territory! How can I tolerate its audacity in severely injuring three of my best men in one fell swoop!"

"There were two of them..." Mika said resentfully, "I was... by you..."

Yifei quickly coughed a few times to interrupt Meijia: "Anyway, let's get moving! We have to turn this place upside down to find this cockroach rat, and I'll crush it myself!"

Then, with a murderous look on her face, she made a gesture as if she were twisting a neck and strangling someone to death.

Everyone present felt a chill run down their spines, and they quickly got up, grabbed their weapons, and prepared to attack the cockroach rat.

……

About ten minutes later, the group, having gained nothing, slumped onto the sofa.

Although Yifei just said that she would turn the place upside down to find the cockroach rat, there are so many large items in a suite, how could she possibly turn it upside down?

It's unclear whether it was because Meijia and the other two's ambush and scare that the cockroach rat was frightened, or because everyone was making too much noise searching through drawers and cabinets, but in the end, everyone knew that the cockroach rat was somewhere in the living room, but they just couldn't find it.

They even tried Meijia's method again, but the cockroach rat still didn't show up.

In response to this situation, Nanfeng suggested that everyone stop searching blindly and wait until the cockroaches and rats lower their guard before launching a fatal attack.

His suggestion was unanimously agreed upon, so everyone could only pretend that there were no cockroaches or rats and return to their suites.

After all, given the habits of cockroaches and rats, they definitely wouldn't dare to come out if there were too many people around.

Now we can only wait for a good opportunity.

A few minutes later, Guan Gu, holding a bouquet of roses, headed happily towards 3604, where he happened to meet Youyou, who was carrying a bag of things, in front of the door.

"Youyou, this is for you..."

Youyou didn't even glance at it before saying impatiently, "Guan Gu, I really like this flower, thank you."

"I'm very busy right now, so just leave the flowers in my bedroom for now."

"Thank you, Guangu."

Before Youyou could finish speaking, she rushed off to 3603, leaving only a dejected Guangu standing in front of 3604.

Guan Gu lowered his head and poked the roses in his hand dejectedly: "What? I bought this bouquet to celebrate the anniversary of 6,000 hours since I fell in love with you at first sight."

Zhang Wei suddenly poked his head out after going outside, muttering to himself, "Six thousand hours is just two hundred and fifty days, isn't it?"

"You even want to celebrate the 250-day anniversary? Guan Gu, you're such a fool."

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)