Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 465 Zhang Yida, a man of unyielding integrity, can become a woman for fifty yuan.

"Yes, it's you, Lady White Snake."

Nanfeng nodded emphatically: "If Yu Mo can't play Bai Suzhen, Zhang Wei, you are our only choice."

"Zhang Wei? Bai Suzhen?"

Youyou stared at Zhang Wei, imagining him pretending to be the White Snake Lady and acting opposite her.

"Alas……"

Youyou shivered and almost vomited bile.

Zhang Wei playing the White Snake is simply a disaster!

"never mind."

Youyou gritted her teeth and said resolutely, "Although it's a bit cringeworthy, I'm a professional actress, I can handle this kind of scene!"

"But I can't handle it!"

Zhang Wei exclaimed in surprise, "How come I've suddenly become the only choice to play the White Snake?"

He expressed his incomprehension: "It's not like there are only four of us in the apartment. If we wanted to find someone to play Bai Suzhen, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia, and Curry Sauce could all play the roles."

"Why do I have to cross-dress?"

"I'm sorry, Yifei and the others aren't here right now."

Nanfeng shrugged helplessly: "Yifei was teaching Wanyu how to make fried rice, but she couldn't stand that the student was better than the teacher and insisted on having a competition with Wanyu. The two of them have now gone to the supermarket to buy eggs and rice."

"As for Mika and Curry Sauce, they've already gone to borrow props to prepare for the second battle against the cockroach rats."

"Right now, besides the four of us, only Zhanbo and Teacher Zeng are left in the apartment. If we were to ask those two to play the role of Bai Suzhen, we might as well choose you."

"What a coincidence?"

Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.

If he didn't know that Nanfeng would never use his hearing to lie, he would have really thought that this guy was deliberately messing with him.

What a coincidence! Isn't this just forcing myself to play the White Snake?

Yu Mo, who wasn't good at acting, said in a low voice, "Zhang Wei, I really can't act, please help Youyou."

"But……"

Although Zhang Wei really wanted to help Youyou, dressing up as a woman and playing the White Snake was still too shameful for him.

He was the most courageous man in Love Apartment, a tough guy with an iron will, how could he cross-dress as the White Snake?

"No buts."

Guan Gu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, you are the bravest man in Love Apartment."

"Youyou needs you now, and we need you too, so don't hesitate any longer."

Zhang Wei sighed: "I'm the bravest man in Love Apartment, but you guys are trying to drive me to extinction."

"Brother Wei, you should just admit it."

Nanfeng pointed at Guan Gu: "Look, even Guan Gu doesn't mind acting opposite you, so what are you being so hesitant about?"

"Zhang Wei!"

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei pitifully: "Sisterly love, huh~~~"

Zhang Wei asked in astonishment, "No, who's your sister?"

"Zhang Wei!" Youyou continued to play the victim.

"well……"

The soft-hearted Zhang Wei finally waved his hand helplessly and said, "Fine, fine, I'm really scared of you guys."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Zhang Wei agreed.

Seeing that the four had reached a consensus, Gu Lan asked them to quickly rehearse their lines.

"The four of you should rehearse your lines briefly, or at least have a live performance to show what you're supposed to be doing. Call me when you're ready."

As she spoke, she picked up the tablet on the coffee table and began looking at Youyou's resume to find out which movies and TV series she had acted in.

Although Gu Lan felt that her current actions were not very meaningful, she still had to follow the proper procedures.

Youyou rushed to the kitchen to meet everyone. She whispered, "Since none of you three are very good at acting, we'll temporarily follow the storyline of the White Snake flooding Jinshan Temple. But you must remember to highlight me as the main character."

"How is it? Any problems?"

"Ask a question!"

Nanfeng was the first to raise his hand and ask, "What does it mean to temporarily follow the storyline of the flooding of Jinshan Temple?"

Youyou explained, "Normally, the main characters in the story of the flooding of Jinshan Temple are Fahai and Bai Suzhen, but this is my interview, so you two can't steal my spotlight, can you?"

"I might add some scenes for myself later, so remember to cooperate with me."

Yu Mo frowned slightly as she listened to Youyou's explanation. Although she couldn't act, she still felt that something was off.

The flooding of Jinshan Temple was originally meant to focus more on Fahai and Bai Suzhen. If a little Qingyou keeps adding scenes for herself, it's just...

It felt like the older sister caught her husband cheating at a hotel, and the younger sister went up and, without saying a word, burst into tears and slapped the brother-in-law. She seemed even more agitated and heartbroken than the older sister.

Then this whole "catching adulterers" drama has lost its original flavor.

"Ask a question!"

Zhang Wei also raised his hand and said, "What if I can't get into character later, or I burst out laughing?"

"this……"

Upon hearing this, Youyou was immediately troubled. No matter how good her acting skills were, she couldn't get Zhang Wei to embody the White Snake.

We need to figure out how to get Zhang Wei into character. It would be best to start with something he's interested in; that would be the most effective approach.

Things that Zhang Wei is interested in...

Got it!

In an instant, Youyou had a sudden realization. She stared intently at Zhang Wei and said confidently, "Zhang Wei, as long as you can play the role of Bai Suzhen well from the start of the performance until Sister Lan calls 'cut,' I'll give you this amount."

As she spoke, Youyou opened one palm and pointed it at Zhang Wei.

"Five yuan?"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up instantly, and he exclaimed with ecstasy, "Then I'm rich!"

"No!"

Youyou covered Zhang Wei's face with her palm: "I'll give you a full...fifty yuan!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei's legs went weak and he leaned against the wall: "Fifty?!"

"Then I'll be rich!"

He quickly grabbed Youyou's hand and said, "It's a deal, Youyou, don't worry..."

"Um?"

Youyou snorted in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, I mean..."

Zhang Wei, with a delicate, flamboyant gesture, said, "Qing'er, I understand~~~"

"Alas……"

Yu Mo and the others felt a chill run down their spines. Nan Feng cursed and said, "If I had known you were so easy to bribe, I would have just given you a hundred to buy your integrity. We wouldn't have had to persuade you for so long."

Zhang Wei turned to Nan Feng and rubbed his hands together cheekily, saying, "If you want to give it to me now, you don't have to ask..."

"Get lost~"

Nanfeng spoke clearly and distinctly.

Zhang Wei's elation at almost making fifty was instantly replaced by the pain of missing out on one hundred.

The happiness lasted less than three seconds.

[Zhang Wei: Waaaaah, my money!]

"Very good." Seeing that everyone had reached a consensus, Youyou continued, "Then we will..."

"Ask a question!"

Guan Gu raised his hand and asked a question that concerned him the most.

What is the Legend of the White Snake?

"What?!"

The four of them were stunned.

How could there be someone in this world who doesn't know the Legend of the White Snake?

Wait a minute, Guan Gu is Japanese.

That's fine.

Youyou pulled Guan Gu over and briefly recounted the story of the flood that submerged Jinshan Temple to his ear.

Guan Gu, who had been completely bewildered, was speechless after hearing Youyou's explanation.

"You mean Zhang Wei... this White Snake Lady is my wife?!"

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei with disdain. He now understood why Nan Feng had specifically said, "Even Guan Gu doesn't mind acting opposite you," when he was advising Zhang Wei.

After all that, it turns out Zhang Wei was playing his wife, and Youyou was playing his sister-in-law?

That's way too outrageous.

Zhang Wei was still upset about missing out on 100 yuan, but Guan Gu actually dared to look at him with such disdain.

She immediately stepped forward, hooked Guan Gu's chin with her delicate fingers, and called out sweetly, "My lord~".

"vomit……"

Guan Gu couldn't help but gag. He pushed Zhang Wei away, patted his chest, and said, "No, I can't get into character now."

"Guan Gu," Youyou said, tugging at Guan Gu's hand sweetly, "You won't abandon me, right?"

"well……"

Guan Gu sighed helplessly.

There was nothing I could do; she was my girlfriend after all.

……

After an unknown amount of time, Gu Lan, who had finished reading dozens of Youyou's works in one go, rubbed her temples and let out a long sigh.

To put it bluntly, she spent the vast majority of her time searching through dozens of episodes of a TV series for a few dozen seconds of Youyou's scenes from her first appearance to her death.

That was a really quick death.

"Sister Lan, we're ready."

The gentle call revived the exhausted Gu Lan, and when she looked up, she was stunned.

Gu Lan looked at Zhang Wei, who was wearing a white bath towel as a white veil, and Fahai Nanfeng, who had taken off his wig, was holding a bowl in his left hand as a golden alms bowl and a clothesline pole in his right hand as a Zen staff. The corners of her mouth turned up slightly.

"You guys... are very professional."

She pursed her lips, trying to keep a straight face and appear rational and objective, but in the end she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Sorry, actually I've been rigorously trained not to laugh no matter how funny it is, unless I can't help it."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Gu Lan covered her mouth and leaned back on the sofa, laughing heartily.

Youyou puffed out her chest smugly: "See, I told you to be more professional."

"hehe……"

Nanfeng and Zhang Wei smiled expressionlessly.

"Now that you're ready, you may begin."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)