Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 466 The Most Outrageous Fahai in History

"Right away, right away."

Youyou nudged Zhang Wei and whispered a reminder, "Zhang Wei, you really have to put yourself in this for your fifty yuan."

"Remember the Tang-style acting rules I just taught you. Now you must forget Zhang Wei's identity and wholeheartedly believe that you are Bai Suzhen."

"it is good."

For the sake of fifty yuan, Zhang Wei closed her eyes and muttered incantations, seemingly trying to hypnotize herself.

"I am the White Snake Lady, I am the White Snake Lady, I am the White Snake Lady..."

Youyou looked at Nanfeng and Guangu, and put her hands together in a pleading gesture, saying, "And you two, please don't be too incompetent, please, please."

"We did our best."

Nanfeng and Guangu said in unison.

Seeing that the four people had already split into two groups and stood in formation, Gu Lan counted down from three: "Three, two, one."

"start!"

As soon as she gave the order to begin, the expressions of the four people from Nanfeng changed.

Standing in the kitchen, Yu Mo quickly put down the wig in her hand and silently took out her phone to start recording.

She had a premonition that today's flood would not be so simple.

At this moment, Nanfeng and Guangu stood on the left, echoing Youyou and Zhang Wei on the right.

Under the simplified training of the Youyou Tang Family Acting Rules, their acting skills initially gave a fairly good impression.

The four of them stood in two places: one with a solemn and dignified appearance, one with a concerned look, one straightforward and outspoken, and one in a pitiful state.

Yes, that's what you call each having its own merits.

As soon as the acting began, Guan Gu immediately lay down on the ground, crawling on all fours, trying his best to crawl towards Youyou.

Unfortunately, it seemed as if an invisible wall of air stood in front of Guan Gu, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not take another step forward.

Guan Gu could only shout, "Qing'er, my wife, this evil monk has ill intentions! You must leave quickly!"

Standing to the side, with a solemn expression and eyes closed in meditation, Nanfeng couldn't help but raise an eyebrow.

Putting aside whether there was such an accent as Xu Xian, what real Xu Xian would put Qing'er before his wife?

Guan Gu, you have impure thoughts, like Xu Xian.

On the other side, Zhang Wei had completely abandoned his principles for the fifty yuan he was about to receive, immersing himself in the role of the White Snake.

He covered his stomach with one hand like a pregnant woman, and raised his other hand with a delicate, orchid-like gesture, his dark little finger almost reaching the sky.

"My lord, my lord, are you alright?"

With Zhang Wei's sweet, coquettish call, Nan Feng's lips twitched and he almost couldn't hold back, while Guan Gu gave the same look as an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

He felt a throbbing sensation in his temples and felt nauseous.

But for Youyou's sake, Guangu still had to frown and deliver his lines.

"...My wife, I'm fine. This monk won't do anything to me."

"Qing'er, my wife, don't worry about me! You can't defeat him! Run!"

If Guan Gu's previous line was sincere, then his next line sounds like he's just making an excuse to get rid of people.

Fortunately, this time it wasn't a test of Guan Gu's acting skills; he just needed to keep going.

"Amitabha."

Nanfeng opened her eyes expressionlessly, her cold, merciless gaze fixed on "White Snake" and "Xiaoqing" like a snake locking onto its prey.

Zhang Wei and Youyou were immediately chilled to the bone by that gaze. For a moment, they didn't know who was playing the snake demon between them and Nanfeng.

Is this what Nanfeng meant when he said he couldn't act?

"Jinshan Temple, a forbidden land for demons."

Nanfeng's indifferent voice echoed throughout 3603: "Snake Demon, you dare to trespass? Aren't you afraid of me...?"

"I'll take you all!!!"

His sudden shout startled Youyou and Zhang Wei, who took a step back. They watched as Nanfeng raised the "golden bowl" in his hand, making a gesture as if to subdue the demon. Zhang Wei almost cried out, "Master, spare our lives!"

Unexpectedly, Nanfeng's left hand, which was holding the "golden bowl" high, suddenly trembled, and the "golden bowl" in his hand fell to the ground in front of everyone, instantly shattering into pieces.

"Damn, I should have gone to room 3602 and gotten a stainless steel bowl."

Nanfeng touched his forehead and said awkwardly.

"Continue, continue."

Youyou gritted her teeth and whispered a reminder, "Don't stop acting, big brother, or we'll be even more embarrassed than you."

"Oh, oh, oh..."

The flustered Nanfeng could only continue reciting his previous lines.

"Jin, Jinshan Temple, a forbidden land for demons. Snake spirit, you dare to trespass? Aren't you afraid I'll... take you all away?"

As he spoke, he slammed the "Zen staff" in his hand heavily onto the ground. As a result, the quality of this Zen staff made from a clothesline was so poor that the top of the pole fell off as soon as Nanfeng hit it.

The worst part was that Nanfeng's gaze was fixed on Zhang Wei and Youyou, and he didn't notice Guan Gu lying on the ground with his body prostrate. The heavy blow of the "Zen staff" hit Guan Gu's calf directly.

"what!"

Guan Gu cried out in pain, his calf involuntarily lifting up and forcefully kicking the "Zen staff" out of Nan Feng's hand.

Nanfeng wailed, "My staff!"

"My calves!!"

Guan Gu clutched his calf and wailed, "Nan Feng, I...!!!"

Faced with Guan Gu's swear words, which were completely incomprehensible but clearly meant to be profanity, Nan Feng could only awkwardly put her hands together in prayer.

"Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, Heaven cherishes life..."

"Heaven cherishes life, but you, you damned bald monk, do not!!!"

Guan Gu was writhing in pain, which startled Nan Feng, who quickly stopped him.

There are still fragments of his "Golden Bowl" scattered all over the ground. If Guan Gu were to roll around on it a few times, it would be truly fatal.

Nanfeng first helped Guangu onto the sofa, then looked at the Zhang Wei and Youyou duo, who were already dumbfounded, with a smirk.

He didn't know whether to continue or not, but since Sister Lan didn't call a stop and Youyou and Zhang Wei didn't react, Nanfeng had no choice but to grit his teeth and continue acting.

"Don't be fooled by the fact that I've lost my golden alms bowl and staff... I actually know a little bit of martial arts, and subduing you two snake demons is a piece of cake."

As Nanfeng spoke, he used his slender, long hands to demonstrate the starting stance of Wing Chun.

"Can you withstand this punch, the culmination of over twenty years of training?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei, a thousand-year-old snake spirit, and Youyou, a five-hundred-year-old snake spirit, exchanged bewildered glances.

A twenty-year battle between Wing Chun and a thousand-year-old snake demon?

Is it one against two?

Ah? ? ?

Snapped!

Zhang Wei clutched his forehead in anguish. No matter how much he tried to immerse himself in the role of Bai Suzhen, he couldn't hold on any longer.

This Fahai is utterly pathetic!

He's not here to subdue demons, he's just here to make a joke!

Yu Mo, who was recording the video, was both amused and exasperated. She had just thought that although Nan Feng's portrayal of Fahai was rather sinister, he was incredibly handsome.

As it turns out... South Wind, South Wind, you really can't be cool for more than three seconds.

At this moment, the one who is most devastated is undoubtedly Youyou.

What's going on?

What's going on?!

I didn't say a single line, so how did this story turn out like this?

[I didn't even have a chance to add my own scenes, and Nanfeng beat me to it?!]

Youyou subconsciously looked at Gu Lan and saw that she had no intention of stopping at all, and even looked at her with a hint of expectation.

In an instant, Youyou had a sudden realization.

[I understand, Sister Lan is testing my on-the-spot reaction and conviction as an actor!]

A good actor should have the ability to turn a bad film into a success.

Youyou was immediately filled with confidence.

When it comes to adding or altering scenes, who can compare to Tang Youyou!

Now let's see how I can turn the tide and save the collapsing edifice.

[The Down Syndrome Performance Rules, show time!]

Youyou stepped forward, put her hands on her hips, and pointed at Nanfeng's nose, cursing.

"Hey, Fahai, you bald monk!"

"Not only did you deliberately throw away the golden bowl and the monk's staff to humiliate my sister and me, but you also used such cruel means to hurt my brother-in-law!"

"With such a cruel heart, you are utterly unworthy of being a monk!"

"what?"

Nanfeng saw Youyou frantically giving him meaningful glances, and he quickly followed up with an "oh" to continue the conversation.

"A love affair between a human and a demon is an outrage against nature."

"They can't be together no matter what!"

"Pooh!"

Youyou continued to curse: "What are you talking about, the principles of heaven and earth, and fallacies? It's all nonsense!"

"You're just jealous of my sister and brother-in-law's happiness. Don't think I don't know you, you philandering monk, are secretly keeping a scorpion demon as your lover at Jinshan Temple!"

As she spoke, she pointed to Yu Mo, who was recording a video on the side.

"I?"

Yu Mo pointed to herself in surprise; she clearly hadn't expected that she would be involved in this play.

"That's right, it's you!"

Youyou said aggressively, "Fahai, you bald monk, you didn't expect this, did you? This scorpion demon is actually my good sister. I deliberately sent her to test you."

"I can't believe you fell for it so easily! Now let's see what excuse you have to stop my sister and brother-in-law from being together!"

South Wind: (⊙⊙)?

Yu Mo: (⊙⊙)?

Zhang Wei, standing to the side, stared at Youyou in disbelief.

Is there a scorpion demon in the Legend of the White Snake?

What is all this nonsense?!

Faced with Youyou's question, Nanfeng clearly didn't know how to respond.

This is pure madness, isn't it?

Where did the Scorpion Demon from the Legend of the White Snake come from? Youyou, did you borrow her from the set of Journey to the West next door?

Nanfeng exhaled a breath of stale air and said through gritted teeth, "Little Qing, you misunderstand. A love between a human and a demon is against all reason and law. Of course, this humble monk would not knowingly commit such a crime."

Faced with Youyou's inexplicable change of the script, Nanfeng could only grit his teeth and accept it.

After all, I am now a voice actor myself, so I still have the conviction that an actor should have.

No matter how outrageous the plot was, it couldn't stop him from reciting his lines!

"This scorpion demon and I... are actually me using my own body to purify her malevolence, hoping she can return to the righteous path."

"Yes, I'm just trying to convert her, nothing else."

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then continued, "In short, we are definitely not what you think."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but chuckle. He hadn't yet detached himself from the role of the White Snake Lady, and immediately gave Nanfeng a flirtatious wink: "Master, you're quite the player."

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

For some reason, looking at the flirtatious glances Zhang Wei gave him, he suddenly felt a real urge to vanquish evil spirits.

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo narrowed her eyes. She felt that Nan Feng's words, when translated, meant...

Our relationship is purely physical; nothing more has happened yet.

Bah! Shameless!

Could Fahai be Ziqiao's past life?

Faced with Nanfeng's shameless excuse, Youyou's eyes widened.

Why is this different from what I expected?

However, at this moment, Nanfeng's eyes were even wider than Youyou's. He glared fiercely at Youyou, signaling her to stop changing the script.

This play is already chaotic enough. Can't we just follow the script properly from now on?

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)