Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 467 The Most Positive Energy Lady White Snake in History

Youyou understood the meaning in Nanfeng's eyes.

Although she still had many wild ideas, Nanfeng's advice to play it safe through his eyes was still worth considering.

So she nudged Zhang Wei beside her and shouted urgently, "Sister, let's not waste our breath on this bald thief."

"Let's sisters join forces and fight him! This time, we'll win my brother-in-law back!"

Although Zhang Wei tried very hard to immerse himself in the role of Bai Suzhen, the impact of Nanfeng and Youyou on him was too great, causing a slight problem in his current immersion.

Simply put, it's a fusion of Zhang Wei's and Bai Suzhen's perceptions.

He instinctively grasped Youyou's hands, his eyes gentle, and said softly, "No, Xiaoqing, hitting people is against the laws of the Song Dynasty."

"We should be law-abiding citizens... no, wait," Zhang Wei corrected with a laugh, "we should be law-abiding snakes."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng and Yumo swayed, and Guan Gu, who was leaning against the sofa and hugging his calves, stopped crying out in pain and stared at Zhang Wei in disbelief.

"What did you say?"

Youyou almost spat out a mouthful of blood. She looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief, her tone filled with shock and a hint of grievance.

"Sister, it was Fahai who kidnapped brother-in-law first. We beat him up; he deserved it!"

Upon hearing Xiaoqing's words, even Nanfeng, who was playing Fahai, nodded silently, agreeing that what she said made a lot of sense.

But Zhang Wei sighed and patted Youyou's head like a loving older sister.

"Xiaoqing, you are still too inexperienced."

"Even if the other party is a criminal, it doesn't mean we can resort to illegal violence to deal with him."

"When faced with illegal activities, we should seek legal weapons to protect ourselves and save those around us."

"For kidnapping cases like this, we could simply call the police... I mean, the authorities."

"Report to the authorities?!"

Youyou couldn't hold back any longer.

If this weren't a long, continuous take, she would definitely be grabbing Zhang Wei by the ear and asking him a question right now.

[Zhang Wei, do you really need to be this legally conscious when playing a mythological character?]

Are you crazy?!

Youyou gritted her teeth and looked at Zhang Wei, reminding him word by word: "Sister, the person opposite us is the Grand Master of Jinshan Temple. We are a pair of snake demons."

"If we report this to the authorities, do you think the officers will arrest him or us?"

At this moment, even Nanfeng was moved by Youyou's sense of conviction as an actress.

Anyway, if Nanfeng were to play Xiaoqing, I would definitely grab Zhang Wei by the collar and press hard on his philtrum while shouting.

[Zhang Wei, wake up! Now is not the time for you to obey the law!]

You are now Lady White Snake, not a legal assistant!

"Ugh."

Zhang Wei, with his delicate fingers curled, sighed deeply. His rugged, dark face was now filled with a woman's melancholy: "When conviction depends not on a person's actions but on their race, then the laws of this country are nothing but a pile of toilet paper!"

As he spoke, he suddenly turned around, looking at Guan Gu with burning eyes, and crossed his arms like a shy maiden, praying, "My lord~, I have a dream, I dream that our children will grow up in a truly equal, free, and just country."

Guan Gu rubbed his ears, feeling inexplicably that the words sounded familiar.

"I dream of a country where everyone, whether human, demon, or transvestite, receives the same respect and opportunities."

Amidst a mix of amusement and exasperation, Yu Mo pointed the camera intently at Zhang Wei, giving him an absolute close-up.

"I dream that demons and gods, ghosts and humans, can all walk on the streets equally without fear of discrimination or attack."

"My lord, you will support me, won't you?"

Guan Gu forced a smile, looking utterly devastated: "Wife, you're right, I'll definitely support you."

"That's great."

With the support of his lover, Zhang Wei was no longer satisfied with just having this dream in his heart: "I've decided, I want to create a truly equal and just law that applies to all demons, monsters, humans, gods, immortals, and Buddhas."

"My lord, what do you think of calling it the 'New Heavenly Laws'?"

Nanfeng crossed her arms and tilted her head, looking at Zhang Wei as if he were mentally challenged.

What's going on here?

The Six-Sector Equal Rights Movement?

The legendary goddess of justice, Bai Suzhen?

Nanfeng's lips twitched incessantly; for a moment, he couldn't tell whether he or Zhang Wei had gone mad.

Does anyone here remember that they were originally just going to act out a simple scene of flooding Jinshan Temple?

Isn't this play a bit too mixed up?

Nanfeng found it hard to believe that in this awful play that now doesn't even know what to call it, Youyou's revisions were only second to last.

So it seems neither I've gone mad, nor has Zhang Wei.

This world must be crazy!

"That's enough!"

Youyou finally couldn't stand Zhang Wei, this White Snake Lady who was extremely legally conscious and even wanted to set new heavenly rules.

She reached out and put her hand on Zhang Wei's waist, giving him a sharp twist in Gu Lan's blind spot: "Sister, you can continue to dream your sweet dreams."

"Even without you, I can defeat Fahai and rescue my brother-in-law all by myself!"

"what!"

Zhang Wei cried out in pain as Youyou pinched him. Only when he looked at Youyou's murderous gaze did he realize that the Bai Suzhen he had just been embracing seemed to have a tiny, slight deviation.

Although he felt that his character was much more appealing than the normal White Snake, this was Youyou's audition, and he still had to respect Youyou as the lead actress.

So now the question is, how can I, as the White Snake Lady, resolve the situation of the flooding of Jinshan Temple?

After thinking it over, Zhang Wei decided that in this critical moment, he had no choice but to take a risky approach.

I'm so sorry, Guangu!

He took Youyou's hand in return and sighed, "Xiaoqing, you still have such a bad temper."

Zhang Wei gazed at Youyou with tender eyes: "Fine, we've been sisters for so many years, whatever you want to do... I'll do it with you."

"what?"

Youyou was completely confused by Zhang Wei's words.

It should have been Xiaoqing accompanying Bai Suzhen to rescue Xu Xian, so how did it suddenly become Bai Suzhen accompanying Xiaoqing to fight Fahai?

And isn't Bai Suzhen's gaze and tone towards Xiaoqing a bit different?

No, this is clearly perverted!

Youyou shook her head, banishing the jumbled thoughts from her mind.

Forget about all that, let's just move the plot forward first.

"Okay, sister, let's do it together!"

She immediately stepped forward, hands on her hips, and shouted, "Fahai, release my brother-in-law right now! Otherwise, we'll flood your Jinshan Temple!"

Seeing that he finally had a role to play, Nanfeng immediately put on his role and put his hands together in prayer: "Amitabha, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but turning back is the shore."

"Since you are so stubborn, don't blame me for being ruthless."

The three exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with a fierce fighting spirit.

Neither side wanted to lose this battle.

Nanfeng and his two companions took a deep breath, and then...

"Aaaaaah!!!"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

One second, three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds...

Half a minute later, Guan Gu looked at the three people who were still shouting "Ahhh!" and felt like his ears were about to be deafened by their shouting.

"What's wrong with those three? Why are they just shouting but not actually doing anything?"

Gu Lan, who was standing to the side, covered her mouth and laughed, "I think it's probably because there's no action director or wires. They have no idea how to act out the action scenes later on, but they can't stop if I don't yell 'cut,' so they can only keep yelling."

"Soga."

Guan Gu nodded in sudden realization.

Gu Lan rubbed her ears: "Just skip the fight and magic duel scene between the three of you, and go straight to the later scenes."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief and responded in unison.

"no problem."

"You should have said so earlier."

"My throat is hoarse from shouting."

Nanfeng waved his hand, urging the two people in front of him: "Hurry up, let's go through the formalities."

Zhang Wei and Youyou exchanged a glance, then walked around the scattered fragments of the Golden Bowl and came to Nanfeng's side.

Nanfeng shouted perfunctorily, "Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo Dharma Mantra, World Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Paramita!"

Youyou's eyes widened: "Do we have to recite a mnemonic?"

Nanfeng casually replied, "The necessary procedures still need to be followed."

"Alright." Youyou thought for a moment, then cooperatively shouted, "Lin, Bing, Dou, Zhe, Jie, Zhen, Lie, Qian, Xing!"

Zhang Wei couldn't think of any particularly powerful incantations for a moment, but then a brilliant idea flashed in his mind, and a sly smile appeared on his lips.

"Balala Energy!"

Nanfeng's eyes widened upon hearing this: "Zhang Wei, you motherfucker..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Wei and Youyou both slapped him in the chest, sending him sprawling onto the sofa.

"No, let's try again!"

Nanfeng stood up, clearly indignant, and said, "This isn't how you follow procedures! How can I, the dignified Fahai, be defeated by Balala energy?!"

"Come on, let's fight another three hundred rounds!"

Youyou and the other person completely ignored Nanfeng, since he was no longer part of the story as Fahai.

Besides, Balala Energy is really powerful, okay?

Does he expect Zhang Wei to shout "Energy Activation!" and transform into a golden-armored warrior to fight Fahai for three days and three nights before he's satisfied?

Ignoring Nanfeng's protests, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing quickly went to Xu Xian and hugged him tightly.

"My lord, my lord, you have been wronged."

Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu with teary eyes, his expression filled with his wife's tenderness and affection.

If such an expression were on any girl in the apartment, she would be stunningly beautiful, if not breathtakingly so, then at least pitiful to behold.

But if it were Zhang Wei...

Now that he was no longer a character, Nanfeng no longer had to suppress his dislike for the White Snake Lady. He pursed his lips and silently moved away from the three of them.

Guan Gu felt nauseous and his stomach churned because of Zhang Wei's disgust, but he still had to grit his teeth and keep acting for Youyou's sake.

"My wife, I'm fine. I just felt a little unwell after being beaten by that evil monk, and I felt like vomiting."

"vomit……"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)