Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 468 Xu Xian, the most perverted and most devoted lover in history

"Oh……"

Everyone couldn't help but chuckle when they heard Guan Gu gagging; they all knew exactly what Guan Gu was disgusted about.

Everyone was secretly laughing, but Zhang Wei's face was very ugly. His gaze toward Guan Gu was filled with a desolate and sorrowful resentment.

That heartless husband of mine! I'm helping Youyou right now, and he still looks down on me!

What happened to the saying "even a day as husband and wife brings a hundred days of kindness"?

Zhang Wei was thinking for a moment when he suddenly froze.

What husband? How did I and Guan Gu become husband and wife for a day and have a hundred days of grace?

Pshaw, isn't his immersion in the role a bit too strong? Does he really think he's the White Snake Lady?

Seeing that Zhang Wei was still in a daze, Nanfeng, who was no longer on screen, thought for a moment and then grabbed the clothesline pole fork that had fallen to the ground and threw it at Zhang Wei's feet. Guan Gu and Youyou had already whispered to him several times to no avail.

Zhang Wei, wake up!

Nanfeng swore that he really only wanted to make a little noise to bring Zhang Wei back to his senses, but Youyou seemed to have misunderstood something.

When Youyou saw Nanfeng throw a metal fork head towards Zhang Wei, her eyes suddenly lit up with a dazzling light.

Is Nanfeng trying to... give me more screen time?

[Yes, how could such a happy ending not have a plot twist?]

Well done, South Wind! I knew you were the most reliable person out of everyone!

"Sister, be careful!"

So Youyou shouted and leaped in front of Zhang Wei, using her abdomen to block the metal fork head that Nanfeng threw.

Zhang Wei, who was lost in thought, was startled awake by Youyou's "protection with her body" and he subconsciously shouted.

"Xiao Qing!"

Yes, this shows that Zhang Wei has truly immersed himself in the role of Bai Suzhen.

"puff!"

Youyou lay on the ground, shaking her head and making "poof" sounds repeatedly. If you're not mistaken, she's currently... vomiting blood?

Everyone instinctively looked up at the sky.

Judging from Youyou's vomiting blood, if she really had a blood pack in her mouth, she would probably vomit a fountain.

"Xiao Qing!"

"Xiao Qing!"

Although Guan Gu and Zhang Wei couldn't figure out what Youyou was up to this time, they still had to cooperate.

It's just changing the script; they've gotten used to it after a while.

Zhang Wei has now fully immersed himself in the role of Bai Suzhen, patting Youyou's shoulder and crying his heart out, as if he were in unbearable pain.

"Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, what's wrong, Xiaoqing!"

"Xiaoqing, you can't die!"

"We've depended on each other for so many years, sharing joys and sorrows. I've always treated you like my own flesh and blood, raising and teaching you. I never imagined that today, I, the white-haired snake, would be sending off the black-haired snake!"

Nanfeng, standing to the side, watched as the plot abruptly shifted from a melodramatic happy ending to an even more melodramatic tragedy, leaving him utterly bewildered.

What did I just do?

What is Youyou doing now?

Nanfeng was baffled. He just threw it casually, and it didn't even hit Zhang Wei. What was Youyou trying to block when she rushed over like that?

And Zhang Wei, are you sure you're wailing for Xiaoqing and not Xiaoqiang?

Why does this play feel like it's getting more and more complicated?

At this moment, Youyou almost vomited blood from Zhang Wei's pat on the shoulder. She quickly pushed Zhang Wei's hand away, and pointed weakly at Nanfeng.

"You bald monk, you actually resorted to underhanded tactics!"

Nanfeng stared wide-eyed in shock upon hearing this.

Is this a staged accident scam?

This is absolutely a fabricated lie to extort money!

Before Nanfeng could say anything, Youyou had already grabbed the metal fork head and tossed it lightly toward Nanfeng.

With the sound of the fork hitting the ground, the entire 3603 fell into an eerie silence.

Youyou gazed at Nanfeng, desperately trying to wink at him.

"what?"

"ah."

"what!"

Nanfeng clutched his chest and let out a painful groan before collapsing onto the sofa, lifeless.

"Holy Monk!"

Holding her phone, Yu Mo ran to Nan Feng's side and sobbed softly on his shoulder.

"Holy monk, how can I live without you?"

The "already dead" Nanfeng quietly opened one eye and sized up Yu Mo beside her: "Yu Mo, what trouble are you causing now?"

Yu Mo covered her mouth and whispered, "Youyou...didn't Xiaoqing say that I, the scorpion demon, have a shady relationship with you?"

"I've seen how the female fans of the main villains in TV dramas cry after they die."

"Besides, now that you and Youyou are both dead, people will mourn her death, but no one will mourn yours. Isn't that a bit too tragic?"

"Then what kind of ghost are you, this holy monk?"

Nanfeng asked in a low voice, "You didn't really borrow Youyou from the Journey to the West film crew next door, did you?"

"Oh, don't worry about the details," Yu Mo said, waving her hand.

Leaving aside Nanfeng, who is "already dead," and Yumo, who only makes a cameo appearance and adds some flirtatious touches, the real focus at this moment is on Youyou, Guangu, and Zhang Wei.

Youyou's acting skills are already very good, especially when it comes to playing dead people... She's very professional!

Youyou's face was ashen, and she was barely breathing; it was clear that she was about to die.

She tremblingly grasped Guan Gu and Zhang Wei's hands, placing them together as if this would ensure her "sister" and "brother-in-law" would never be separated.

"Sister, brother-in-law, you shouldn't be crying."

"Now that the bald monk Fahai is dead, no one can stop you from being together anymore. You should be happy and laugh!"

Youyou's gaze gradually dimmed, and even her eyelids seemed to grow heavier and heavier.

She gently patted Guan Gu and Zhang Wei's hands clasped together: "You two still have a long way to go. Xiao Qing, Xiao Qing, I won't wait for you anymore. I... I'll go first."

As soon as Youyou finished speaking, she closed her eyes, tilted her head to the side, and stopped breathing completely.

"Xiao Qing! Xiao Qing!!!"

Perhaps it was because Youyou's acting skills in playing a dead person were too incredible that Zhang Wei and Guan Gu were completely drawn into the play. At this moment, they could no longer distinguish between reality and fiction, and only felt that the girl in their arms was really dead.

With tears in their eyes, they looked up to the sky and howled, neither of them willing to accept the reality that Xiaoqing was dead.

And guess what happened?

Xiao Qing really didn't die.

"There's one more thing."

Youyou suddenly straightened her head and came to her senses. She reached out and stroked their faces, speaking emotionally.

"Sister, brother-in-law, promise me, you two must be happy together."

"You must build a house so that all good people may have a home."

"If you still have feelings for me by then, how about we name this house... Love Apartment?"

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei stopped crying and looked at Youyou in disbelief, not understanding how she had suddenly come back to life.

After Youyou suddenly resurrected them, their previous heart-wrenching grief vanished completely, and they even felt that their earlier sadness was incredibly stupid.

The two of them exchanged a glance and nodded, forcing themselves to appear grief-stricken.

Zhang Wei sobbed, "Xiao Qing, don't worry, we will definitely build a house called Love Apartment according to your last wish."

"Not only that, my husband and I also want all the loving men and women in the world to witness our happiness."

"In that case, I'm relieved..."

Upon hearing this, Youyou's lips curled up slightly, and then she closed her eyes again.

"Xiao Qing! Xiao Qing!!!"

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu cried out to the sky again, but this time their crying scenes were clearly not as genuine as before.

"There's one more thing!"

Youyou came back to life and reached out to touch Zhang Wei's belly: "Your child will definitely be a very smart and talented boy."

"He would definitely be extremely outstanding, and might even pass the imperial examination with flying colors. It's just a pity I won't live to see it."

She patted Zhang Wei's large abs: "You must make him study hard and strive to become the top scorer in the college entrance examination."

"Tell the baby: Aunt Xiaoqing's soul will be waiting for him in the sky above the palace examination."

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu suddenly stopped crying.

They finally managed to build up their emotions again, but then Youyou came back to life?

Although it's very impolite to think like this, Yoyo, can't you just honestly "die"?

Guan Gu gritted his teeth and nodded, saying, "Xiao Qing, don't worry, we will."

"In that case, I'm relieved..."

Youyou closed her eyes again with a smile on her face.

This time, Zhang Wei and Guan Gu did not cry; they simply watched Youyou quietly.

After a minute or so, seeing that Youyou seemed to have no intention of coming back to life this time, the two relaxed and began to wail to the sky.

"Xiao Qing! Xiao Qing!!!"

"One last thing..."

Youyou opened her eyes again, but unfortunately, she was interrupted by the furious Guan Gu before she could finish speaking.

"That's enough!"

Guan Gu's sudden shout left everyone present completely bewildered.

What's going on? What is Guan Gu up to now?

At this moment, Guan Gu was very angry, extremely angry.

He wasn't a good actor, nor did he understand what the Legend of the White Snake was all about.

Guan Gu was simply trying his best to immerse himself in the role and to treat what was happening in front of him as real as possible.

So for Guan Gu, he truly felt that Youyou had died and come back to life in his arms, and died and came back to life several times.

This emotional pain and inner torment became unbearable for him!

It's just adding scenes, isn't it? You guys are all adding scenes, now it's my turn.

Let this farcical, recurring zombie apocalypse end as soon as possible.

"Xiaoqing, since things have come to this point, there are some things I have to tell you."

As he spoke, Guan Gu shook off Zhang Wei's tight embrace, pushed Zhang Wei away, and pulled the shocked Youyou into his arms.

"Actually, I've always loved you."

"Qing'er!"

"What?!?!"

Apart from Gu Lan, everyone present couldn't help but gasp in surprise.

Still caught up in the role of the White Snake, Zhang Wei bit his finger and looked at Guan Gu in disbelief: "My lord, you..."

"I'm sorry, my wife, I can no longer hide my love for Qing'er."

"Actually, I'm with you so that I can see Qing'er every day and get a little closer to her each day."

Guan Gu gently stroked Youyou's face: "Qing'er, if I weren't your brother-in-law, I wouldn't be able to get close to you."

"If I were your brother-in-law, I wouldn't be able to love you."

"I'm in so much pain, so much pain!"

Youyou was staring at Guangu in shock, her mind completely blank.

Guan Gu actually changed the script? And he changed it in such an unexpected way?

Genius!

Guan Gu continued, "But now I don't care about anything anymore, and nothing can stop my love for you."

At this moment, looking at Youyou, who was "breathing only a thread and about to die," Guan Gu suddenly felt an irrepressible urge welling up from the depths of his heart.

Some things should be said as soon as possible, and some things should be done as soon as possible.

If one day something becomes irreversible, will I regret not taking action sooner?

"Youyou, I love you."

"In this life, the next life, and the life after that... in every future I can imagine, I will love you."

After Guan Gu finished speaking, he resolutely leaned forward and gently kissed Youyou's lips.

Youyou, who was still upset that Guan Gu had misspoken his line and should have called him "Qing'er" instead of "Youyou," was instantly struck dumb.

I'm coming

Guan Gu and Youyou's first kiss must have been given away during a scene, right?

(End of this chapter)