Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 469 Zhang Wei, Instantly Killed

"Wow..."

When Nanfeng and Yumo saw Guangu suddenly and passionately kissing Youyou, their eyes lit up.

If I remember correctly, this should be the first time they kissed, right?

According to Youyou, this is a precious historical scene.

Nanfeng quickly patted Yumo on the shoulder and urged, "Did you record it? If not, hurry up and record it. This is at least our biggest news for the next two weeks."

"Don't worry, my phone has been recording non-stop."

Yu Mo was initially excited, holding up her phone and zooming in on the kissing scene. Then, she seemed to realize that her act of secretly recording other people kissing was immoral.

"Will Guan Gu and Youyou be angry if I record this?"

"rest assured."

Nanfeng laughed and said, "Other couples may not like being photographed, but this is Youyou."

"Do you think someone who even needs to have a video recorded when confessing her feelings would want you to record it, or not?"

"That's true."

Having resolved her moral dilemma, Yu Mo became even more unscrupulous. She simply took her phone and stood right next to Guan Gu and You You to record a video.

Her only goal in recording was to capture as much of the precious footage as possible of the two of them wildly flicking their tongues.

At this moment, Zhang Wei seemed to still be immersed in the role of the White Snake Lady. He tremblingly raised his hand and pointed to Guan Gu and Youyou, who were passionately kissing.

"Bitch! You two bitches!"

Zhang Wei said with a face full of resentment.

"Alright, Zhang Wei, don't get too carried away with your role."

Nanfeng stepped forward and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "You don't actually think you're the White Snake Lady, do you?"

"It's not that exaggerated," Zhang Wei replied softly. "But Youyou said I have to be fully immersed in the whole process to get my fifty yuan."

"Since your cousin hasn't told me to stop yet, I have no choice but to grit my teeth and keep acting."

"That's it? I thought it was something serious."

Nanfeng looked up at Gu Lan and asked, "Sister Lan, isn't that enough?"

"Is this audition considered over?"

"Actually, the audition ended a long time ago."

Gu Lan said with a smile, "The reason I didn't call a halt was simply to see just how outrageous your rendition of The Legend of the White Snake could be."

"It seems like you guys should all stick together and do comedy now."

Nanfeng shook his head and shrugged: "Forget it, acting in comedies is too tiring, and it also drains the screenwriter's brain cells. Let's just save the world from having one less bald head."

Gu Lan smiled faintly.

At this moment, Zhang Wei didn't really want to continue immersing himself in the role of Bai Suzhen, otherwise it would be quite uncomfortable to keep watching his husband and sister kissing.

He asked, "So, can we call it a halt now?"

Gu Lan hesitated for a moment and said, "It's possible, but are you sure you want me to call a halt?"

After a moment of silence, everyone turned their attention to Guan Gu and Youyou, who were passionately kissing, seemingly oblivious to all external distractions.

Well this...

Nanfeng suggested, "How about... we watch for a while longer?"

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo responded in unison, "Agreed!"

Then these three... four guys with nothing better to do just quietly watched Guan Gu and Youyou kiss for a full five minutes.

At this moment, Nanfeng's expression had changed from being excited to watch the excitement to being bored and just wanting it to end quickly.

"I was wrong. I didn't realize watching other people kiss was such a boring thing."

He frowned and stared intently at Guan Gu and Youyou, who had been kissing for five minutes and were still enjoying it, his eyes full of doubt and confusion.

"Isn't kissing just tongue-to-tongue and saliva-for-saliva? Do they really need to kiss for a full five minutes and still not be satisfied?"

Gu Lan glanced at him and said calmly, "Next time you encounter something like this, don't say anything, lest people immediately realize you're a virgin who's never been in a relationship."

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Nanfeng, you don't understand. Kissing is an essential foreplay for couples to deepen their relationship."

"Yeah?"

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow and muttered under her breath, "But the foreplay I watched didn't seem to be like this."

"At the very least, Guan Gu should at least lift a finger."

"Cough cough cough..."

Yu Mo blushed and said, "Could you two please be more mindful of the two girls around you when you're talking?"

"I don't care."

Gu Lan shook her head and said, "I'm not too sensitive to these things. You can race all you want."

Zhang Wei quietly moved closer to Gu Lan, his eyes shining as he asked, "Really?"

Gu Lan raised an eyebrow: "How about we talk about some more exciting adult topics?"

Yu Mo nudged Nan Feng in surprise, her gaze seemingly asking a question.

[Your cousin has this side to her?]

Nanfeng shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

Although I have a pretty good relationship with Sister Lan, I can't exactly talk about any adult or risqué topics between my cousins, can I?

That would be so perverted.

Zhang Wei chuckled a few times upon hearing this, then waved his hand and said, "That's not a good idea."

"We're all adults, what's wrong with just chatting casually?"

Gu Lan asked with a smile, "So what do you do for a living, and how much do you earn a month?"

Zhang Wei's smile suddenly froze.

"Wow..."

Yu Mo covered her mouth and chuckled, "That's such an adult question."

Nanfeng nodded: "That's certainly a sensational question."

The two exchanged a smile and clapped their hands in approval.

Zhang Wei, whose weakness had been hit hard by Gu Lan's question, clutched his chest and said with a pained expression, "I think we should talk about something less adult."

Gu Lan pondered for a moment and said, "Then... let me give you a riddle."

"Question: What is the most popular animal in the animal kingdom?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei frowned and pondered for a moment, then tentatively replied, "A panda?"

Gu Lan smiled without saying a word, but simply looked at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng, understanding the unspoken message, began to chime in: "No."

"Is that a squirrel?"

"No, not exactly."

"A husky?"

"You're telling me this thing is popular?"

Zhang Wei completely gave up thinking: "Then what is the answer?"

"Silly girl," Nanfeng revealed the answer, "it's a hermit crab."

"Hermit crab? Why?" Zhang Wei looked completely bewildered.

Nanfeng smiled and made two peace signs at him: "Of course it's because of hermit crabs, they have both a house and pincers (money)."

Zhang Wei: ┭┮﹏┭┮

Nanfeng's explanation made Zhang Wei feel like crying, and he could only lean against the sofa in frustration without saying a word.

Nanfeng and Yumo both sighed when they saw Zhang Wei's slightly disappointed look.

However, for Zhang Wei, this situation may already be the best possible outcome.

Although Zhang Wei's record of having his intentions seen through at a glance and being instantly defeated by his opponent with just two simple questions is rather pathetic.

However, Gu Lan's behavior of seeing through things but not saying anything was already giving Zhang Wei, who valued face, the greatest possible decency.

As long as Zhang Wei understands Gu Lan's polite refusal, he can at least stubbornly insist to everyone that he suddenly lost interest in Gu Lan.

Of course, whether people believe it or not is another matter.

Just as Nanfeng and Yumo were about to say something to cheer up Zhang Wei's depressed mood, Nanfeng suddenly froze, and then he immediately got up and ran towards 3601.

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo exchanged a glance, and they immediately guessed that something had happened to 3601.

The two hurriedly got up and rushed to 3601. Just as they were about to step out of the door of 3603, Xiaoxian and Zhanbo screamed in fear from 3601.

The scream finally pulled Guan Gu and Youyou back to reality from their kissing bliss. They got up, wanting to go to 3601 with Yu Mo and Zhang Wei.

But only now do they realize that they had been kissing in that position for too long, and their legs had gone numb.

Gu Lan also got up and walked towards 3601. She comforted Guan Gu and Youyou, whose legs were numb.

"This is none of your business. You can continue kissing."

Gu Lan's words immediately made Guan Gu and Youyou blush.

……

3601. When Yu Mo and Zhang Wei arrived, Xiao Xian, Zhan Bo, Mei Jia, and Curry Sauce were huddled in a corner, shivering, clutching a braised pork knuckle.

Zhang Wei asked instinctively, "What's going on? What happened?"

Mika clutched her chest and said in a flustered manner, "It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short."

"Here's what happened: Curry Sauce and I went downstairs to borrow some tools from Xiao Hei to get rid of the cockroach rats, but after knocking on the door for a long time, we found that Xiao Hei wasn't there, so we had to come back."

"As soon as we opened the door to 3602 to go in, the cockroach rat slipped out and went straight to 3601 without looking back."

"And then... this is what you see."

Yu Mo asked, "So where is that cockroach rat now? Did it run off to the corner of 3601 again?"

"No!"

Xiaoxian said in great fear, "We've just realized that this cockroach rat is far more perverted, terrifying, and disgusting than we imagined."

"It, it, it..."

"It's actually eating the fried rice that Yifei made!"

"No, it came specifically for Yifei's fried rice!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)