Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 470 Nanfeng Slays Demons and Eliminates Monsters (Part 2)

Upon hearing that the cockroach rat's target was Yifei's fried rice, Yu Mo couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "How could there be such a perverted creature?"

Zeng Xiaoxian also refused to believe that such a perverted creature could exist in this world; the existence of the cockroach rat was simply challenging the values ​​of everyone in the apartment.

Most importantly, it eats Yifei's fried rice, so what am I supposed to eat?

Xiaoxian immediately pointed towards the dining table, looking aggrieved, and said, "Look if you don't believe me!"

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo looked up and, sure enough, saw a thing the size of a potato, resembling both a cockroach and a rat, frantically eating Yi Fei's fried rice on the dining table.

As for why they were so certain that Yifei made the fried rice... well, it was because of the clearly visible, sparkling fake nails in the bowl.

It seems that the quality of the fake nails Yifei got this time was really poor; they basically all fell off after she made fried rice.

Yu Mo stared at the cockroach rat and exclaimed, "Why do I actually see happiness in it when it eats Yi Fei's fried rice?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "It seems Meijia and the others were right. This cockroach rat truly is the most terrifying, disgusting, worst, and most perverted thing in the world!"

He paused, then asked, "But I don't quite understand. If its target was Yifei's fried rice, why didn't it come to 3601 in the first place?"

Zhanbo hid in the corner and shouted in terror, "My sister has Conqueror's Haki! What kind of snakes, insects, rats, or ants dare to act recklessly in her territory?"

"Now?"

"She's not here now, is she?"

"That's enough."

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at the shivering group: "This isn't the time for this. There are so many of us here, everyone grab your weapons and charge!"

"Right, right, let's grab our weapons and go!" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Zhanbo forward. "Zhanbo, you're the tallest, you go first."

Zhanbo, clutching the braised pork knuckle, backed away in fear: "I... I need to take care of the braised pork knuckle. Teacher Zeng, you go ahead."

"Why don't you two, Meijia and Curry Sauce, go first? You're more experienced anyway."

"Meijia and I have already done it. Uncle Zhang Wei, you always say you're the most courageous man in Love Apartment, why don't you go for it?"

"You go first."

"No, you go first."

……

The group of people huddled in the corner of the living room pushed and shoved each other, but none of them dared to take the lead.

Seeing this, Nanfeng was both amused and exasperated: "You bunch of good-for-nothings, you're actually afraid of such a small thing?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian touched his still slightly swollen nose, the shadow of his close encounter with the cockroach rat resurfacing.

He huddled in the doorway and yelled at Nanfeng, "Nanfeng, you're just talking without any real experience. If you're not afraid, why don't you come and fight me?"

"Nonsense, if I could do it, would I need you guys?"

Nanfeng showed no fear on his face, but silently backed away: "If it weren't hairy and was just a slightly larger cockroach, even if it were a cockroach tyrant, I would kill it!"

Zhang Wei retorted, unconvinced, "Hypothetical questions are open to interpretation, of course."

"Then I'll say one more thing."

Nanfeng's lips curled up slightly, and he said gloatingly, "If Yifei comes back later and sees that the fried rice she made has been ruined by cockroaches and rats, and all of us just stand by and do nothing..."

"hehe."

He clicked his tongue, looking completely smug: "Anyway, Yifei knows I have a psychological problem, so she definitely can't blame me. As for you guys..."

"Tsk tsk tsk."

As soon as Nanfeng finished speaking, the panic in 3601 subsided, and everyone immediately fell silent.

Are cockroaches scary?

terrible.

But it's definitely not as scary as Hu Yifei!

Once they understood this, the crowd shouted in a fit of rage, "Grab your weapons! Grab your weapons! Let's fight this cockroach rat to the death today!"

Then they all rushed to 3602 and grabbed the baseball bats, tennis rackets, rolling pins, and other tools that Mika and the others had used before, determined to have a life-or-death battle with the cockroach rat.

Today, either they take care of the cockroaches and rats, or Hu Yifei takes care of them; there is absolutely no third option.

Apart from Nanfeng, who has psychological issues, and Gu Lan, who took over the care of the braised pork knuckle, the others picked up their tools and carefully moved closer step by step.

At this moment, the cockroach rat was still eating Yifei's fried rice without restraint. No one knew why, but this fried rice seemed to have a fatal attraction for it.

Even though the cockroach rat had sensed the approach of the crowd, it still refused to run away, or rather, it would eat until the very last moment before fleeing.

As they got closer to the cockroach-rat, they could even see the ecstatic joy gleaming in its cloudy eyes.

People usually only see this kind of excitement when Curry Sauce is eating delicious food. Every time they see the happiness in Curry Sauce's eyes, they feel that their own appetite has also improved.

But now that such an expression is appearing in the eyes of a cockroach rat is just too much to bear.

Having come within arm's reach of the cockroaches and rats, everyone suppressed their discomfort, exchanged glances, nodded, and silently counted down three, two, one in their minds.

"Go!"

The crowd roared and swarmed forward, using baseball bats, tennis rackets, rolling pins... all sorts of weapons were deployed, their goal to take the cockroach rat's head!

Bang bang bang bang!

A series of knocking sounds rang out, but the cockroach rat nimbly jumped off the table before the stick could strike it.

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

The cockroach rat let out an angry squeak, seemingly very unhappy that the group was disturbing its egg fried rice.

Under the terrified gazes of the crowd, the cockroach rat's eyes slowly turned red. Enraged, the cockroach rat didn't retreat but charged forward, heading straight for the group of people holding tools.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

Although everyone was "armed with sharp weapons" and could crack open the cockroach rat's head whenever they had the chance, when they saw this ugly and terrifying cockroach rat charging towards them with red eyes, none of them could calm down and think rationally.

The crowd immediately screamed and scattered in panic.

Zeng Xiaoxian, relentlessly pursued by the cockroach rat, cried out in anguish, "Why is it chasing me?!"

"It's probably because you have cough syrup."

Nanfeng, who was watching the battle from the corner, still had the mood to tease Xiaoxian, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who was running away with his head in his hands, had no intention of paying attention to Nanfeng.

As he ran, he cast pleading glances at the people around him.

"Don't just stare at me, save me!"

Kind-hearted Zhanbo couldn't bear it. He grabbed a badminton racket and shuttlecock, and in a flash, he calculated the cockroach rat's movement trajectory and delivered a powerful smash.

Unfortunately, as a living creature, the cockroach rat's movement trajectory is not static.

The cockroach rat twisted its body to the side, directly dodging Zhanbo's violent smash, and even shifted its attention to Zhanbo.

The cockroach rat's sprinting trajectory formed a strange arc as it charged towards Zhanbo with red eyes.

"Help!"

Zhanbo frantically dropped his badminton racket and started running away: "Sis, come back quickly, save me!!!"

Having escaped the cockroaches and rats, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back on the sofa and let out a long breath. He gave Zhanbo a thumbs up.

"Zhanbo, my good brother!"

"Teacher Zeng, it's really unlucky to be your good brother!"

Zhanbo ran while feeling wronged and on the verge of tears.

Nanfeng leaned against the corner, watching as six people in the suite were chased away by a tiny cockroach rat. He felt both annoyed and amused.

If he had any way to deal with cockroaches and rats from a distance, he would show these guys what it meant to be ruthless in eliminating evil!

As Nanfeng was thinking this, the cockroach rat suddenly turned a corner and charged straight towards him.

He was startled and instinctively stepped back.

Nanfeng is now positioned at the corner between the main entrance and the balcony of 3601, leaving him with nowhere to retreat.

As for moving forward...

If he dared to advance towards the cockroach rat, would he be cowering in a corner, too afraid to move?

At this moment, a rare look of panic appeared on Nanfeng's face. He huddled in the corner, and his left hand began to ache again.

Time seemed to slow down dramatically at that moment, each second feeling incredibly long to the south wind.

In this slow-motion shot, he imprinted the appearance of the cockroach rat in his mind.

The gazes of the man and the beast were drawn together like magnets, and Nanfeng could even see his own panicked expression reflected in those scarlet rat eyes.

Just as Nanfeng was caught in a dilemma, the braised pork knuckle in Gu Lan's arms suddenly jumped down and stood between the cockroach rat and Nanfeng.

It raised one of its front paws high and slapped the head of the charging cockroach rat.

【So you're called a cockroach rat?!】

Clang!

At the same time, everyone imagined the sound of clashing swords. They stared wide-eyed as the braised pork knuckle delivered a heavy blow that left the cockroach rat dazed and confused. Its once ferocious, scarlet eyes were now filled with bewilderment.

Who am I? Where am I?

What just happened?

"Woof!"

The braised pork knuckle let out a cry and raised its front paw to give the cockroach rat a sharp rap on the head.

Hey buddy, don't you even know whose territory this is?

Now your head must be spinning.

The two heavy blows from the braised pork knuckle completely neutralized the cockroach rat's ferocity. It immediately covered its head and scurried away, trying to hide in a small corner.

Unfortunately, its opponent this time was not a group of "giants" who were strong but not agile and cowardly, but a braised pork knuckle, which was stronger, faster, had sharper claws, and was smarter than it, making it a completely overwhelming opponent.

So, to everyone's astonishment, Braised Pork Knuckle chased after the cockroach rat, attacking it without hesitation.

If I like you, I'll still hit you; if I don't like you, you deserve to be hit even more.

In short, it's all about fighting!

If Meijia hadn't taught that braised pork knuckle shouldn't bite anything except what's in the rice bowl, this cockroach rat wouldn't have been beaten so badly it would have run away with its head in its hands.

Zhang Wei exclaimed, "Is this what they call 'a dog catching a mouse'?"

Everyone turned to look at Meijia, and Yumo asked directly, "Meijia, did you teach this too?"

Meijia twitched the corners of her mouth, her voice surprisingly tinged with grievance: "If I had known that braised pork knuckle had this skill, I would have used it the first time I caught a cockroach rat."

She was worried that the braised pork knuckle would be bullied by cockroaches and rats, so she didn't dare bring it back to 3602. But she never expected that it was the hidden boss.

As everyone watched as the braised pork knuckle chased the cockroach rat away in disarray, and then recalled how the six of them had just been chased and fled by the cockroach rat, they suddenly felt utterly humiliated.

So after all that, they're not even as good as a dog?

How embarrassing, so embarrassing!

Just as the six were feeling extremely ashamed, the one-sided situation suddenly reversed.

The cockroach rat leaped forward, and then... it actually flew into the air.

"What?"

Everyone exclaimed in unison, "This thing can fly?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in horror, "No way! This cockroach rat is crazy! If it can fly, why did it have to be beaten up like this before it could fly?"

Zhanbo, with his eyes closed, hid behind Yumo and explained, "Cockroaches are insects that can fly but are not suitable for long-term flight. Not to mention that cockroach rats have a physiological structure that is half cockroach and half rat, so their willingness to fly and ability to fly for a long time are even worse."

"If it hadn't been so enraged by the braised pork knuckle, I reckon it would have preferred to hide in a corner rather than fly away."

Xiao Xian was stunned: "Then what is this? The boss has entered the second phase?!"

As the boss, the cockroach rat, entered its second phase, the battle situation, which had initially favored the braised pork knuckle, was instantly reversed.

As we all know, Flying types are naturally strong against Ground types.

Having gained air superiority, the cockroach rat launched a relentless attack on the braised pork knuckle, employing far more ruthless tactics than before.

Seeing that the braised pork knuckle was being bullied, Meijia couldn't hold back any longer. She gripped her baseball bat and charged at him, cursing all the while.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

"You dare bully my dog? I'll fight you to the death!"

The group exchanged glances, then grabbed their weapons and charged forward.

How can you tolerate your own dog being bullied by outsiders on your own territory?

It's up to the owner to beat the dog!

Six people, armed with tools, rushed forward in a chaotic frenzy, intending to beat the cockroach rat to death with sticks. However, they had been unable to deal with the cockroach rat when it was running on the ground, let alone now that it was flying in the sky.

The more people there were, the bigger the mess they made in the living room as they tried to drive away cockroaches and rats.

Because they not only have to constantly track the flight positions of cockroaches and rats, but also have to be careful of people around them attacking them haphazardly.

The cockroach rat in the air wasn't hit at all, but Zhanbo and Xiaoxian were accidentally hit several times by Meijia and Curry Sauce next to them.

Amidst the chaos of war, no one except Gu Lan noticed that Nan Feng had secretly slipped back to 3603 alone.

Another half minute passed, and the group was still helpless against the cockroach rat. Their current flailing was only to protect the braised pork knuckle from the cockroach rat's retaliation.

Yu Mo couldn't help but groan, "Are we just going to drag this out until Yi Fei comes back?"

"Not necessarily."

Zhanbo analyzed rationally, "The cockroach rat can't keep flying like this forever. Our chance will come when it runs out of energy and lands."

Yu Mo grew increasingly frustrated upon hearing Zhan Bo's analysis: "When will that be? It just finished eating the fried rice Yi Fei made!"

Just as everyone was waiting for Yifei to return from the supermarket, their savior finally arrived late.

However, that person was not Yifei.

"Get out of the way, everyone!"

Nanfeng's loud shout made everyone instinctively take a step back.

To everyone's astonishment, a long clothesline pole, accompanied by a whistling sound, was swung fiercely at the cockroach rat in mid-air.

The cockroach rat was whipped onto the wall with a thud by the clothesline.

Nanfeng, who had just returned from 3603, stood solemnly in the living room, holding a two-meter-long clothesline pole called a "Zen staff" in one hand and an upgraded stainless steel basin called a "golden bowl" in the other.

"What was that line I said again?"

Nanfeng thought for a moment, then said in a rather childish way, "Love Apartment, a forbidden zone for demons."

"Cockroach spirit? Rat spirit? Cockroach and rat spirit?"

He coughed awkwardly a few times, then said, "Anyway, you dare to trespass, you fiend, then I'll take you in!"

"south wind?!!"

Everyone gasped in shock.

Zhang Wei asked instinctively, "Master Fahai, aren't you supposed to avoid letting furry things get too close to you?"

Yu Mo chuckled and nudged Zhang Wei: "You're still not out of character?"

"...There's still a little bit left."

Nanfeng slammed his "monk's staff" heavily on the ground, and following Zhang Wei's words, he said, "So this humble monk specially found an extended version of the monk's staff. If it can get within two meters of me now, I'll immediately go home and start learning the horse stance again!"

Xiaoxian looked at the cockroach-mouse that had rolled off the wall and was now lying on the floor, its fate unknown, and asked, "Is it dead now?"

"No, with the double defense of fur and shell, how could it be so easy to die?"

"And I even went easy on it. Otherwise, if it were plastered on the wall, blood and entrails would be splattered everywhere. Who would clean that up?"

As he spoke, he strode forward and poked at the cockroach rat, whose life was uncertain, with a stick.

With a gentle flick of Nanfeng's stick, the cockroach rat, which had been feigning death, took off from the spot and stumbled towards the open door of 3601.

"south wind!"

Everyone shouted nervously.

This cockroach rat not only holds grudges, but it can even fake its death; it can only be described as insidious and cunning.

If it gets away, I'm afraid no one will be able to sleep peacefully anymore.

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, his smile bright.

He slowly opened his mouth, and a deafening roar, like a thunderclap, burst forth from his throat.

That's right, this is the legendary Buddhist Lion's Roar!

Meow~

The cockroach rat in mid-air was so frightened by the terrifying "lion's roar" that it froze, forgetting how to fly, and fell straight to the ground.

When it came to its senses, Master Nanfeng's staff once again slammed down hard on the cockroach rat.

A dull, heavy thud rang out, and the onlookers couldn't help but close their eyes.

I can't watch any more, or I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

With her eyes closed, Yu Mo asked in confusion, "Why did that cat meow sound so familiar?"

Curry Sauce thought about it carefully, then exclaimed, "Oh! Isn't that Winnie the Pooh's voice?"

"Winnie?" Yu Mo, who had a poor memory, had no recollection of the name.

"It's Winnie the Pooh from Winnie the Pooh Town, the cat king of cats in the cat cafe. If I were a mouse, I'd be scared of its squeak."

"Done."

With a call from the south wind, everyone slowly opened their eyes.

Nanfeng then used a stick to lift the stainless steel basin in his hand and smothered the now completely motionless cockroach rat.

"I always said the golden alms bowl would be better if it were made of stainless steel."

Nanfeng clapped his hands and raised his eyebrows triumphantly at everyone: "I just said, if I could do it, would I need you guys?"

"So, are you convinced now?"

Everyone stared at the stainless steel basin on the ground, and it seemed as if they could still see the cockroach rat with its head smashed flat through the basin.

If it hadn't rushed up to scare Nanfeng, it wouldn't have been beaten like this.

That's terrible.

Everyone said in unison, "We are completely convinced."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Nanfeng put his hands on his hips and laughed exaggeratedly.

Then he suddenly thought of something and took a few steps forward toward the braised pork knuckle.

Nanfeng squatted down and extended his left fist to Jiangzhouzi: "Thank you for your help earlier. You deserve half the credit for slaying the demon."

"Woof?"

After hesitating for a moment, the braised pork knuckle slowly walked towards Nanfeng, cautiously extending its front paw to bump fists with Nanfeng.

"It's a pleasure working with you."

Nanfeng patted the braised pork knuckle's head and smiled brightly, "You're much cuter than a cockroach rat."

"Woof!"

The braised pork knuckle nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

[Because there are too many fancy tricks, I don't know what to call them.] End of post.

I don't know what to write for a moment, so let's just mourn for the poor cockroach rat.

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