Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 471 Are you the lost little white rabbit?

Everyone stared wide-eyed in astonishment at the scene before them.

Nanfeng is actually touching the head of the braised pork knuckle?

They usually avoid each other like the plague, but now they've managed to get together?

Anything truly outrageous can happen today.

Yu Mo asked in surprise, "Nanfeng, you can touch furry things now?"

"uncertain."

Nanfeng shook her head: "Actually, I'm still quite resistant to it, but when I think of that cockroach rat, I think braised pork knuckle is really handsome and charming."

Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise.

Isn't it a bit too perverse to use the phrases "delicate features" and "charming" here?

And you don't seem to have praised me like this before.

Zhanbo silently stepped forward and kicked the stainless steel basin on the ground. Seeing no reaction, he felt relieved. "Speaking of which," he said, "what should we do with this cockroach rat's carcass now?"

Nanfeng thought for a moment and replied, "Who knows what kind of stuff this mutant might have on it? If you ask me, we should just throw it in a basin, pour gasoline on it, and burn it."

"What if it gets even more fragrant the longer it's roasted?" Curry Sauce asked instinctively.

Everyone was stunned, staring at the curry sauce in disbelief.

What to do if it gets more fragrant the longer it's baked?

What else can we do?

You can't just sprinkle some cumin powder on it, spread some honey on it, and start eating.

Nanfeng stood up and tapped Curry Sauce's gluttonous head: "What? You want to try the taste of grilled cockroach rat?"

Curry Sauce covered his head and chuckled sheepishly, "I was just saying it offhand."

Nanfeng waved his hand, too lazy to complain about this little foodie anymore.

He continued, "Not only the cockroach rat's carcass, but also Yifei's fried rice on the table needs to be disposed of. The dining table needs to be wiped clean again, and the sofa cover it just crawled on should also be washed."

"By the way, Meijia, I think the braised pork knuckle has been bitten a few times by a cockroach rat. You should take it to the vet for a check-up later."

"Yes, yes, yes."

Before Meijia could respond, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had OCD, chimed in, saying, "I think not only should braised pork knuckle get a checkup, but we should all get checked. After all, nobody knows if there are any germs in the air in 3601 and 3602 right now."

Xiao Xian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suggested, "Why don't we just do a thorough cleaning and disinfection of the entire sixth floor, inside and out?"

Upon hearing this, the others groaned, "Another big clean-up?"

Even Nanfeng, who is also a germaphobe, felt that Teacher Zeng's idea was really unnecessary. If this cockroach rat really had any germs that could exist in the air for a long time and were easy to infect, the people in the small apartment would have been in trouble long ago, not them.

Just as Nanfeng was about to discuss with Xiaoxian whether a thorough cleaning and disinfection were necessary, Yifei and Wanyu returned carrying a large bag of eggs and rice.

"Hey, what are you all doing here?"

Yifei looked up in confusion at first, then ordered without thinking, "Since you're here, don't leave. Wanyu and I are going to have a competition to see who makes the better fried rice. All of you come and be the judges."

It would have been better if she hadn't mentioned fried rice. But as soon as she did, everyone remembered the cockroach rat crawling onto the table and gobbling down the fried rice.

"vomit……"

Everyone felt nauseous and decided they didn't want to eat fried rice for at least the next month.

"Hey!" Yifei's face immediately darkened. "What do you mean by this?"

"Sis, this is a complicated matter..."

Just as Zhanbo was about to explain to Yifei, he caught a glimpse of Wanyu, who was carrying eggs, curiously lifting the stainless steel basin covering the ground.

"don't want!"

Everyone gasped in surprise, but it was too late.

"Aaaaaah!!!"

Caught off guard by the sight of the cockroach and rat carcasses, Wan Yu let out a sharp, piercing scream. She retreated rapidly, covering her eyes with her hands with lightning speed.

In her shock, Wanyu had completely forgotten that she was carrying a bag of fresh eggs.

As she raised her hand high to cover her eyes, Wanyu instinctively loosened her grip on the bag, and the entire bag of eggs was tossed high into the air at a 45-degree angle.

Under the stunned gaze of the crowd, the entire bag of eggs drew a beautiful arc before scattering on the ground like a shower of flowers at its highest point.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

This is absolutely the first time in history that anyone has ever seen eggs fall to the ground like raindrops, with egg whites and yolks splattering all over the floor and sofa.

"Oh ho."

Looking at the living room, which had instantly become a mess, Nanfeng silently took a few steps back and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"Teacher Zeng, it seems that 3601 really needs a thorough cleaning and disinfection now."

"hehe……"

Xiao Xian smiled bitterly; he didn't want this kind of cleaning that smelled like eggs.

Isn't this just adding to my workload?

"What happened?"

Wanyu, who had covered her eyes with her hands, secretly peeked through a crack in her fingers and looked timidly at the corpse of the cockroach rat. However, she was so frightened by the cockroach rat's gruesome death that she closed her eyes again.

"Why is there such disgusting stuff in our suite?"

She pouted and asked in a flustered manner.

After a while, Wanyu felt that it would be a loss to just close her eyes and not look. She had already been scared twice by the corpse of the cockroach rat, but she still couldn't see what it looked like.

So Wanyu mustered up her courage again and again to look at the cockroach rat lying on the ground, and each time she was so frightened that she closed her eyes at lightning speed.

The most striking thing is that he's both a novice and a curious person.

Compared to Wanyu, Yifei was much calmer.

After all, although cockroaches are ferocious, they didn't even dare to enter the door of 3601 when Yifei was in the apartment, so it's obvious who is more ferocious.

Yifei stepped forward, frowning as she looked at the gruesomely dead cockroach-rat: "This is the thing that escaped from our run-down apartment? How did it end up in our suite?"

Just then, Guan Gu and Youyou also rushed over hand in hand.

The gossipy Youyou was the first to ask, "What happened at 3601? Hasn't it started yet?"

Zhang Wei said cheerfully, "Guan Gu and Youyou, you're finally done kissing?"

"What?"

Zhang Wei's words caused a huge stir, making Yi Fei and the others exclaim in surprise.

"Zhang Wei!"

Youyou shouted shyly, her blushing face becoming even more pronounced.

She glanced at Guan Gu almost imperceptibly, letting out a lazy, cat-like hum.

It's all Guan Gu's fault for getting so involved that I got involved too.

Now everyone's making fun of it, it's so embarrassing.

Seeing this, Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly and subconsciously pursed his lips.

For a pure and innocent boy like him, his first kiss was still too exciting, let alone the fact that they had just kissed for so long.

Right now, Guan Gu only has one thought in his mind: to do it all over again.

No, it's not about doing it again.

I want to get an annual membership, plus a 20-year package first!

"Oh~~~"

When everyone saw that one of them looked embarrassed and the other looked awkward, they immediately started making teasing noises.

Xiao Xian rubbed his hands together and chuckled mischievously, "I'm more concerned about what happened between those two than the cockroach rat."

"agree."

"That's right."

"That's absolutely right."

Everyone responded enthusiastically.

"You guys..." Youyou snorted and complained, "A bunch of gossips."

Everyone burst into laughter upon hearing this.

Yu Mo held up her phone triumphantly and said, "No need to ask them, I have the whole recording here. How about we go to room 3603 and project it so we can watch it together?"

"OK."

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up. Forget about the dead cockroaches and rats and the messy living room, they cheered and busily escorted Yu Mo toward room 3603.

Although Guan Gu was filled with helplessness, he couldn't resist Youyou's fondness for recording these things, so he could only silently follow the excited Youyou to 3603 again.

"Sister Lan, let's go."

Nanfeng greeted Gu Lan with a smile.

Standing alone to the side, feeling out of place with everyone else, Gu Lan slightly raised her head. She stared blankly at the smile on Nan Feng's face, her lips also slightly curving upwards.

"it is good."

……

Everyone arrived at 3603 and watched the Legend of the White Snake, starring Guan Gu, Youyou, Nanfeng, and Zhang Wei, chatting and laughing.

Um... it should be renamed "The Legend of the White Snake: I Discovered My Husband's Hidden White Moonlight While I Was Pregnant".

Everyone was laughing so hard at this epic farce that they almost cried.

The laughter didn't stop until the scene where Guan Gu and Youyou shared a passionate kiss. Everyone's eyes lit up as they stared intently at the screen.

They took turns giving serious critiques of Guan Gu and Youyou's kissing skills, offering many seemingly useful kissing tips and opinions.

However, the truth is that less than half of the twelve people sitting here actually have kissing experience; they are all just talking theory.

Guan Gu and Youyou were naturally embarrassed by being the butt of jokes. They lowered their heads, both shy and silently trying to remember the kissing techniques that everyone had mentioned.

How about... we try it another time?

The two looked at each other simultaneously, but then quickly looked away like startled deer.

……

After watching the video recorded by Yu Mo, everyone explained the cockroach and rat incident again.

When Guan Gu and Youyou heard that the cockroach rat actually liked to eat Yifei's fried rice, they were both shocked and their mouths dropped open.

Guan Gu went even further, directly criticizing, "This cockroach rat... has it never eaten anything good since it was born?"

The group first nodded in deep agreement, then shook their heads vigorously under Yifei's murderous, icy gaze.

Yifei raised her head, asking like a haughty and tyrannical queen, "You have a problem with my fried rice?"

"……No."

The crowd revealed their obsequious, fake smiles, full of obvious flaws.

"snort."

Yifei slapped her thigh and gave the order: "In that case, you will all be the judges for Wanyu and me's fried rice competition later. Let me conquer you with my skills."

"You want me to make fried rice too?!"

Everyone waved their hands in refusal: "No, no, we're all traumatized by the sight of fried rice now. We probably won't be able to eat it for the next few months."

"or……"

Yu Mo pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Why don't we let Teacher Zeng be the judge alone? Doesn't he usually love fried rice with eggs the most?"

I'm so sorry, Teacher Zeng. If one of us has to make a sacrifice, it can only be you.

"Why should I?!"

Xiao Xian protested, "I have psychological trauma too, you know."

I disagree.

Wan Yu, a contestant, strongly objected: "Teacher Zeng is the most cowardly. If he's a judge, he'll definitely side with Yi Fei. That's not fair!"

Yifei shrugged indifferently. Before the competition started, she had always been blindly confident in her abilities: "Then Wanyu, why don't you find a judge who has no psychological trauma about fried rice and can absolutely guarantee fairness and impartiality?"

Curry Sauce blurted out instinctively, "Is there really anyone in our apartment who can remain fair and impartial when it comes to Sister Yifei?"

After a moment of silence, everyone turned their attention to Gu Lan, who was standing to the side.

"I?"

Gu Lan pointed to herself with a hint of doubt. She pondered for a moment, then nodded in agreement, ignoring the warning looks from Nan Feng and Yu Mo that told her not to go and die.

"OK."

"very good."

Yifei happily announced, "Then I declare that the judges for our fried rice competition are..."

A great river, its waves wide...

Just then, Yifei's phone buzzed.

She took out her phone and glanced at the unfamiliar phone number with a hint of doubt.

Yifei answered the phone and politely asked, "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Sister Yifei, excuse me... are you the lost little white rabbit?"

The bartender's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)