Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 508 The Dream World is Extremely Dangerous

"I don't know, don't ask me, I feel a little nauseous."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, looked distressed.

If we disregard Youyou's close relationships with everyone, judging solely by her looks, it would actually be quite pleasing to the eye if the whole world had Youyou's face. At least the average appearance in this dream world is better than in the real world.

However, it's really creepy that everyone in the world has the same Yoyo face.

If "having the same face" simply meant cutting off Youyou's head and attaching it to another body, they could accept it. But the current situation is more like Youyou's face has grown directly onto someone else's head.

In other words, they had just seen the white-haired, wrinkled, and aged old woman Youyou, the butcher Youyou with a face full of fat and a nose and eyes that were almost squeezed together, and the "Wu Dalang" Youyou who was less than five feet tall and withered all over, looking like he was just a rough human skin...

Such an impact is far greater than simply replacing someone's head.

Both Xiaoxian in a suit and Xiaoze and Mufeng felt extremely uncomfortable. The scene before them left them in a dilemma, unsure whether to look at it or not.

After all, they can't keep looking for Guan Gu and Zi Qiao with their eyes closed forever.

However, to the surprise of both of them, Mario, who had been yelling and shouting and seemed the most unable to accept reality, was the one who recovered the fastest.

He jumped up and down, shouting, "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

Xiao Xian, rubbing his temples, complained, "Don't get excited, Mario. You're Mario, not SpongeBob."

He suddenly paused, remembering that Zhang Wei seemed to really like SpongeBob SquarePants.

So, could his fantasy partner be SpongeBob SquarePants or Patrick Star?

Ozawa Mufeng asked in surprise, "Mario, you adjusted so quickly? How did you do that?"

"It's simple, you just need to be good at comforting yourself."

"If things are really bad right now, tell yourself: at least things haven't gotten any worse."

Mario shared his adjustment method with Xiaoze Youmufeng: "I was just comforting myself that, thankfully, everyone here just has a Youyou face."

"If they all looked like Teacher Zeng, I'd rather gouge my own eyes out!"

Xiao Ze was taken aback by what Mu Feng said. With the idea that the whole world belonged to Zeng Xiaoxian, she began to re-examine everything around her.

The elderly woman selling breakfast, Xiaoxian, was hunched over, stirring the steaming pot with a long ladle...

No, just imagining this almost made Xiaoze Youmufeng collapse.

She suddenly realized that there was nothing more terrifying in the world than everyone having the face of Zeng Xiaoxian.

If there is such a thing, it's that the whole world consists of only two faces: Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei. Then one of them gets drunk, the other sleepwalks, and then...

Xiao Ze shivered again. She looked intently again and felt that being able to see Youyou's faces was already the greatest fortune.

"Thanks, Mario, I feel much better now," Xiaoze said, patting his chest with relief.

Seeing that his method had successfully helped Xiao Ze and Mu Feng, Mario said excitedly, "See? I told you it was very useful. Teacher Xian, you can try it too."

He looked at Xiaoxian in the suit with anticipation as he spoke.

Xiao Xian in a suit: (⊙﹏⊙).

No, Mario, are you being polite?

Didn't you consider before you proposed this idea... that someone might be wearing that lewd face you described?

……

……

……

The atmosphere among the three became subtle, and Xiao Ze, being understanding, once again indulged Mu Feng's habit of feeling embarrassed for others.

"Teacher Xian..."

She called out timidly.

"fine."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, touched his face expressionlessly, a stiff, unsightly smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.

"If we disregard minor issues like the possibility of hurting your teammates' self-esteem, then Mario, your method is indeed quite useful."

"Teacher Xian, that's not what I meant."

Mario nervously waved his hand and said, "Although you and Teacher Zeng look exactly alike, with equally small eyes, equally short legs, and arms of different lengths, even your hairstyles are equally ugly..."

As Xiao Xian in the suit listened to Mario's words, his face grew darker and darker.

He shouldn't have expected to hear anything nice from this guy whose mental age is less than twelve.

If he weren't unfamiliar with this dream world and needed help, he would have abandoned these two burdens long ago.

After all, as the opposite of Zeng Xiaoxian, Suit Xiaoxian is someone who doesn't value friendship and bonds.

In his mind, so-called cooperation was no different from mutual exploitation.

Fine, I'll just have to put up with this idiot a little longer.

He interrupted the other person's speech with a sigh: "Mario, just say 'but' already."

"oh."

Mario nodded and said, "But you look much more handsome than Teacher Zeng."

"That's it?"

"That's all."

"that's all?"

"that's all."

"Depend on!"

Xiao Xian in a suit was speechless: "You can insult someone for more than three minutes and it's over, but you can praise someone for less than three seconds. You're really something, Mario."

Mario scratched his unusually large head: "Teacher Xian, it's not that I don't want to praise you, it's just that..."

"Enough, Mario, I know!"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, clutched his chest and backed away, saying, "If you keep talking, I'm really going to shut up."

"Oh." Mario nodded blankly.

"Ugh."

Xiao Xian in the suit sighed.

You should know that in Zeng Xiaoxian's own mind, he is an incredibly good man who has both high intelligence and charm.

Unexpectedly, while his soft skills were unmatched, his physical abilities couldn't keep up.

Now even a Japanese plumber with a big belly and a mustache can laugh at me without restraint.

It's so nasty!

How about we get Zeng Xiaoxian to get plastic surgery? Or maybe stretch his legs?

In any case, he's the one who ends up spending money and suffering.

"Let's go. We need to find someone Youyou who seems agreeable and is easy to get information out of her, and then ask her what this dream world is all about."

Xiao Xian in a suit actually wanted to complain about Mario's appearance and clothes, but considering the stability of this temporary team, he could only refrain from doing so for the time being.

He pointed to Youyou, the flower-selling girl at the end of the street: "She's the one. She looks the prettiest and the most innocent."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, stepped forward, followed by Mario, Xiao Ze, and Mu Feng.

"Mario has a problem."

Mario seems to really enjoy walking and hopping: "If everyone has Yo-Yo's face, how are we supposed to find Yo-Yo?"

"I don't know, and it doesn't matter."

Without turning his head, Xiao Xian answered Mario's question, his words full of utilitarian logic: "Our goal was never to find Youyou. I'm just worried that Guan Gu and Zi Qiao might also have Youyou's face."

"If that's the case, then we're in trouble."

The three of them walked toward the flower seller, Youyou. Xiao Ze and Mu Feng curiously looked at the ancient buildings on both sides of the road. She sighed, "We were just on a barren mountain, but we arrived here after only a few steps."

"The dream world is truly amazing."

"This only shows that distance in the dream world is not important, and it doesn't mean anything."

Xiao Xian in the suit cautioned, "Furthermore, dreams are disordered and chaotic. At the very least, you shouldn't just marvel at the wonders of the dream world; you should also be wary of any unexpected events that may occur."

Xiao Ze then asked Mu Feng, "An accident? Like what?"

"for example……"

Xiao Xian, too lazy to turn around and talk to Xiao Ze and Mu Feng, looked ahead and casually gave an example: "For example, a banana peel might suddenly appear under your feet, and you might slip and fall if you're not careful."

No sooner had he finished speaking than a banana peel appeared at Xiao Ze You Mu Feng's feet.

As expected, she slipped and fell hard on her bottom.

"For example, someone might suddenly throw dirty water at you."

Before Xiao Ze could get up again, the street vendor Youyou, as if she were blind, poured a basin of dirty water on her.

"There's also the possibility that someone might take a dislike to you along the way and suddenly stab you in the back."

Xiao Ze was watching the passersby warily when she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her buttocks.

"what!"

Her eyes widened, she cried out in pain, and jumped up.

When she looked down in astonishment at the ground where she had just been sitting, she saw a gleaming, blood-stained dagger being stabbed into the ground from the ground in an absurd manner.

A passerby, Tu Xingsun, leisurely poked one hand out from underground and gave Xiao Ze and Mu Feng the middle finger, then sheathed his dagger and disappeared underground.

Because of the unscientific nature of the dream world, Xiao Xian and Mario, who were walking forward on their own, were now quite far away from Xiao Ze and Mu Feng, so they didn't hear her cry of pain at all.

Xiao Xian in a suit was still talking about the potential dangers in the dream world.

"Things like being suddenly burned, struck by lightning, or blown away by someone's fart may seem absurd, but they're not impossible in dreams."

"So we must be extremely careful, because there's always something..."

Xiao Ze, who had been blown away by a fart, landed heavily in front of Xiao Xian in a suit.

She ripped off the burning long sleeves of her kimono, ignoring the fact that her hair had been struck by lightning and stood up like antennae, and pleaded with the man in the suit, Xiaoxian, on the verge of falling to the ground.

"Teacher Xian, please stop talking!"

"...and a meteorite will hit you on the head."

He still subconsciously said what he hadn't said yet.

Xiao Zeyoumufeng's face revealed a despair commonly seen on Japanese housewives.

"やめて! (Yaju butterfly!)"

With a loud bang, a crimson crystalline meteorite, more than two people tall and more than one person wide, suddenly appeared in the sky above the three of them.

The blazing meteorite crashed down on... Mario at a speed the three of them couldn't even react to.

Completely unaware of what was happening, Mario was crushed into a paper doll by the meteorite, and Mario's death sound effects echoed all around.

Ta-da, ta-da ta-da...

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, stared in astonishment at the crimson meteorite that had crashed down from the sky, only flattening Mario without even creating a crack in the ground. He was completely stunned.

So meteorites really do exist in the dream world!

After a long while, he turned around and looked at Xiao Ze and Mu Feng helplessly shrugged.

"See, I told you to be careful."

"Hey, Xiaoze, what happened to you? You look like this!"

Xiao Ze is bathed in the wind again: (⊙⊙).

"Hehe, hehehehe..." she laughed, utterly dejected.

She suddenly thought that maybe she should just die with Mario, so that at least she wouldn't suffer anymore afterward.

"Oh no, Mario's dead again."

Mario, who had been crushed into a paper doll shape, turned into specks of light and vanished, revealing a brand new Mario to the two of them.

"Ding ding ding! Mario is back in action!"

The resurrected Mario raises his hands and shouts that he has returned.

As a popular game character with a cumulative death count of at least ten digits, Mario is completely indifferent to death.

Fortunately, it was Mario, a game character who is not afraid of death, who was hit by the meteorite. If it had been the other two fantasy companions who were hit by the meteorite, they would have fallen out of the dream because they realized that they were going to die.

After all, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao wouldn't be so idle as to give their ordinary fantasy partner the absurd ability of immortality.

Through this death, Mario finally found a bit of adventure: "Oh, the dream world is indeed dangerous, but Mario is not afraid, Mario can use cheat codes."

"Up, down, up, down; left, right, left, right; BABA!"

Xiao Xian in a suit quipped, "This is a cheat code from Contra, Mario, you've wandered into the wrong movie."

"Oh, so you want to eat the Life-Giving Mushroom?"

Mario conjures two extra-life mushrooms and hands them to the two players: "Eating an extra-life mushroom will give you an extra life, but you can only have a maximum of eight extra-life mushrooms per game."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian in the suit's eyes lit up; he had finally begun to like Mario.

He said that having these two burdens along would be useful!

Just as the two imaginary friends were about to eat the life-saving mushroom given to them by Mario, they heard a childish voice behind them.

"So you're the ones trying to steal my sister's mushrooms?"

The three turned around in surprise and saw a little boy of about eight years old wearing a gold hood, standing with his hands on his hips, glaring at them angrily.

This little boy was the only person they had seen so far who didn't have a Yoyo face.

I'm coming

Is the dream world extremely dangerous?

Xiao Xian in a suit has a very dangerous tendency to jinx things!

(End of this chapter)