Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 509 Little Red Riding Hood and...

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, quietly scrutinized the little boy in front of him who looked completely different from Youyou.

The little boy stood with his hands on his hips, glaring at them angrily, his charming peach blossom eyes filled with the anger and dissatisfaction that only children his age could show.

His thin lips were pressed tightly together as if he were using all his strength, and the corners of his mouth were desperately turned down, giving him a "fierce" posture that suggested he either wouldn't open his mouth at all, or if he did, he would bite.

Although the little boy in front of them was handsome and cute, his angry gaze as he brazenly looked at the three of them and his "fierce" demeanor at this moment made him look just like a lawless brat.

Xiao Xian in the suit even faintly sensed the approaching nightmare.

He turned to his companions and asked, "Don't you guys think this little boy looks familiar?"

Mario and Xiao Ze nodded to Mu Feng. They both felt that the child looked very familiar, and his unruly and reckless temperament also felt very familiar to them.

Xiao Ze commented, "He reminds me a lot of Yi Fei, but Yi Fei probably didn't look like this when she was little, right?"

"It definitely doesn't look like that."

Without hesitation, Zeng Xiaoxian in a suit said, "You all know how much Zeng Xiaoxian likes Yifei, so it's impossible for me not to recognize her."

Mario scratched his head, his already not-so-bright mind giving up on thinking altogether: "Then who is he?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, stared intently at the boy in front of him, when suddenly an idea struck him.

"I have a bold guess: could this little boy... be something I looked like when I was a child?"

Xiao Ze is bathed in the wind again: (⊙⊙).

Mario: (⊙⊙)

They only realized now that although Xiaoxian in a suit might be completely opposite to Teacher Zeng in other ways, their mysterious self-confidence and high degree of narcissism were exactly the same.

Anyone with eyes can see that this little boy and Zeng Xiaoxian have completely different facial features except for the number of features they share.

Putting everything else aside, the contrast in those eyes alone is incredibly obvious.

One has tiny, beady eyes, and the other has big, almond-shaped eyes. They are completely different in both the size and shape of their eyes!

Wait, peach blossom eyes?

Xiao Ze and Mu Feng exchanged a glance, both seeing the disbelief in each other's eyes.

[This little boy, who exudes the air of a brat, is actually Nanfeng?]

【How is this possible?!】

Do I look a lot like you when you were little?

"If that's the case... the accident that disfigured you must have been very serious."

Xiao Nanfeng withdrew her nasty gaze from the three of them, replacing it with a look of disdain and contempt.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like not only is his face disfigured, but a section of his leg has also been sawed off."

"How pitiful."

Xiao Xian's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

Xiao Zeyou, Mu Feng, and Mario couldn't help but nod in agreement when they heard what Xiao Nanfeng said; it made sense.

Although the words were harsh and offensive, one could vaguely sense Nanfeng's feelings about them.

So here's the question.

Wasn't Nanfeng in the deep dream realm? How come he's here?

Could it be that he also chose to have a beautiful dream?

However, if Nanfeng is in the shallow dream realm, there is no reason why he cannot wake up even if he is immersed in a beautiful dream. After all, the shallow dream realm has a high degree of perception of the outside world, not to mention that the Dream Instrument is constantly trying to pull Nanfeng back to reality.

Xiao Xian in the suit didn't care whether the person in front of him was Nan Feng or not; in fact, he didn't care whether Nan Feng could wake up quickly or not.

In any case, the worst outcome is that Xiao Hei will have to spend a few days painstakingly repairing the machine and replacing a bunch of parts.

I don't know Xiao Hei at all, so of course I don't care whether Xiao Hei lives or dies.

"Kid, didn't your teacher teach you to be polite to people, especially adults?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, glared angrily at Nan Feng. People as narcissistic as him really hated it when people criticized or pointed fingers at him.

"You said yourself that you're being polite to people. Where did you three come from, you three freaks?"

Xiao Nanfeng snorted: "Not only are they dressed strangely, but they also look strange."

"Your strange clothes are a matter of poor taste, and your strange appearance is a matter of bad luck, but you three adults not only harass little girls like perverts, but what's worse is that you even ganged up on them and stole their mushrooms!"

He spat fiercely, "Pah! Disgusting!"

Xiao Ze was taken aback upon hearing this: "So stealing mushrooms is even worse than harassing a little girl?"

"This is the first time I've heard this either."

Mario scratched his head, looking puzzled, and asked, "But when have we ever teased little girls? When have we ever stolen mushrooms from little girls?"

"Yeah, when have we ever teased a little girl? When have we ever stolen a little girl's mushrooms?"

Xiao Ze then looked at Xiao Nanfeng and asked, "Nanfeng, have you misunderstood something?"

"I'm not called Nanfeng, I have a name!"

Little South Wind glared angrily at the three of them: "And I didn't misunderstand anything! Little Red Riding Hood said that it was you three freaks who bullied her and tried to steal her mushrooms!"

"Little Red Riding Hood... little sister?"

The three fantasy companions exchanged glances, their faces showing sudden realization.

They hadn't interacted with many people in the dream, but the keywords Little Red Riding Hood and mushroom were enough for the three of them to recall the first person they met, "Youyou".

But isn't the Little Red Riding Hood sister a bit too much? The Little Red Riding Hood Youyou just now looked at least sixteen years old.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, asked with a look of utter dismay, "You're saying she's your sister?"

Xiao Nanfeng rolled her eyes: "Nonsense, Little Red Riding Hood is my twin sister. Everyone says we look exactly alike. Can't you tell?"

"What you need to do now isn't steal the little girl's mushrooms, but find a clinic to treat her eye ailment!"

Xiao Xian in the suit exclaimed in astonishment, "Exactly the same? How are they exactly the same!"

"Anybody you randomly pick off this street looks more like a twin than you and Little Red Riding Hood!"

As another side of Zeng Xiaoxian, he is more adept at rational thinking, and when faced with a situation, he immediately considers interests and logic.

Although he kept reminding himself that the dream world was illogical and irrational, and that he shouldn't take it too seriously...

But rationality and logic are his own settings. If he could change his own settings, why would he need Zeng Xiaoxian, this good-for-nothing?

And this world is just too crazy. Why does it have to be an eight-year-old child and a sixteen-year-old child as twins?

Can't you guys use some logic?!

Upon hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Nanfeng first turned to look at the people around him, then continued to stare at his three imaginary companions with an expression as if they were looking at idiots.

"You guys really can't even tell identical twins apart?"

Mario couldn't help but interject, "But you two are completely different, and she's so tall while you're so short. How could she possibly be your sister?"

Although the little red-hatted Youyou wasn't as tall as the real Youyou, she was at least as tall as Zhou Xun.

But Nanfeng is only the height of a standard eight-year-old boy. He's not even as tall as Guo Jingming, let alone Zhou Xun!

"What's wrong with that?"

Xiao Nanfeng shrugged and said nonchalantly, "Little Red Riding Hood is a girl. Girls develop earlier than boys, so it's normal for her to be a little taller than me."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, chuckled in exasperation: "Is she just a little taller? She'd probably be taller than you even if she squatted down!"

Xiao Nanfeng seemed to understand something upon hearing this: "You mean... Little Red Riding Hood's legs are as short as yours?"

"you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was furious. He originally thought that Xiao Nanfeng was pursing his lips because he didn't know what to say, but now it seemed that this brat was afraid that he would anger the three of them to death if he opened his mouth!

He took a deep breath and finally patiently said to Xiao Nanfeng, "Little friend, you should know that twins can never grow up to be exactly the same."

Xiao Nanfeng's eyes widened: "How did you figure out I'm a boy?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, was taken aback: "You're a girl?"

"Just kidding, of course I'm a boy!"

Xiao Nanfeng said sarcastically, "Uncle, it's one thing for you to be so old as to steal my sister's mushrooms on the street, but can't you be more firm in your thoughts and determination? Don't be so easily fooled by a little kid, okay?"

"Or you could try reading more books, which might improve your intelligence and prevent you from being easily fooled."

"However, there probably aren't any suitable prenatal education programs for you these days. It seems you can only try to find out if there are any toddlers who have just learned to speak who are willing to be your teacher."

"hiss……"

Xiao Ze, Mu Feng, and Mario gasped, and they couldn't help but take a few steps back.

How can a young southerly wind be more destructive than a mature one?

Xiao Xian in the suit was furious. He pointed at Nan Feng, his fingers trembling, and asked, "This is Nan Feng? How the hell can this be Nan Feng?"

Even Hu Yifei wasn't this arrogant! Even Zeng Xiaoxian wasn't this shameless!

The other two nodded in agreement.

Now they weren't so sure if the little boy in front of them was Nanfeng, since the little boy's personality was so different from the Nanfeng they knew.

Compared to the sharp tongue of the young Nanfeng in front of them, they now miss Nanfeng's mouth that was always making sarcastic remarks.

"I've already told you my name isn't Nanfeng, I have a name!"

Xiao Nanfeng sighed, "This is it. Not only are his eyesight and brain not good, but he can't even hear properly. No wonder he's so old and still shamelessly steals my sister's mushrooms."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, lost his temper and roared, "I'll say it again, she's not your sister!"

"Can't you use logic in something this simple?!"

"Teacher Xian, Teacher Xian...you're focusing on the wrong thing."

"We should explain to him that we didn't try to steal Little Red Riding Hood's mushrooms, not argue with him about whether they are identical twins!"

Xiao Ze and Mu Feng quickly stepped forward to stop Xiao Xian in his suit, who was starting to lose control. It seemed that he was not used to this chaotic dream world.

She whispered in Xiaoxian's ear, "Teacher Xiaoxian, you're taking this too seriously. It's just a dream."

"How about you let me talk to Xiao Nan... this little kid?"

"...Okay, please."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, rubbed his throbbing temples and slowly walked to Mario's side.

He closed his eyes slightly, concealing the thoughts in them.

His anger and loss of composure just now were genuine; he was just deliberately letting his guard down to test Xiao Nanfeng's reaction.

The test results made him feel that things were becoming very complicated.

If everyone who falls into a beautiful dream believed in the dream's premise as wholeheartedly as Xiao Nanfeng, they wouldn't question the dream's authenticity due to the other person's unusual behavior or excessive emotions...

Even if they find Guangu and Ziqiao later, can they really wake them up?

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, was troubled by the results of his test, while Xiao Ze and Mu Feng had already taken a few steps forward, ready to chat with Nan Feng, who was covered in thorns.

She crouched down, trying her best to make sure Xiao Nanfeng didn't have to look up at her.

Xiao Ze smiled gently at Mu Feng: "Little friend, before we explain everything, shouldn't we know each other's names first?"

"My name is Xiao Ze You Mu Feng. These are my friends Zeng Xiao Xian and Mario. What's your name?"

"Isn't it obvious what my name is?"

Perhaps it was because Xiao Ze and Mu Feng were willing to squat down and look at her at eye level, or perhaps it was because she smiled so gently, but in any case, Xiao Nanfeng's tone was much better than when she spoke to Xiao Xian in a suit.

He pointed to the gold hood on his head: "My sister wears a red hood, so she's Little Red Riding Hood."

"I wear a golden hood, so my name is Flame Dragon Warrior."

"No, do you think this makes sense?!" Xiao Xian in a suit couldn't help but complain.

And this should be an ancient world, right?

What the heck are Little Red Riding Hood and Flame Dragon Knight?!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)