Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 510 Remember to give a good review after you finish using it.

"What's unreasonable about this?"

Xiao Nanfeng shrugged: "We're twins, and both Yanlongxia and Little Red Riding Hood are red-themed, so it makes perfect sense."

"Then why did you specifically emphasize that you have a gold hood?"

"Obviously, it's because my gold hood is so cool~~~ Ah."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, looked embarrassed and scoffed, "What kind of outrageous reason is this now?"

"This is just a normal way for kids to show off. Uncle, have you not been a kid for too long, or did you never have a childhood at all?"

As Xiao Nanfeng spoke, he looked at Xiao Xian, who was dressed in a suit and looked disheveled, and soon a look of realization appeared on his face.

"Only children born in areas with strong clan ties?"

"Parents like to compare you with other children, such as comparing you to children with good grades in academics, to children with outgoing and cheerful social skills, and to children with sensible and thoughtful nature in terms of how considerate you are to your parents."

"Don't they desperately want you to be the most outstanding and all-around excellent child in their eyes, so they can use your excellence as something to brag about to their relatives and friends?"

Xiao Nanfeng muttered to herself, "So it's normal that you didn't have a childhood, Uncle."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, was taken aback upon hearing this, and his eyes instantly turned gloomy.

How did you know all this?

"Just guessing."

Xiao Nanfeng stuck out his tongue: "It's okay if I guess wrong. Anyway, I'm just a kid. Who would argue with a kid?"

"But I didn't expect to guess them all right this time. It seems I'll soon be able to figure out why Dad has been unhappy."

"You guessed right!" he replied through gritted teeth.

You know, naughty kids are annoying creatures in general, but a clever naughty kid like Xiao Nanfeng who likes to mess with people's minds is even more irritating.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, took a vicious bite of the mushroom in his hand, and then sucked the whole mushroom into his mouth like jelly.

"It's you, Uncle, who's the most typical example," Xiao Nanfeng continued to criticize without restraint. "Your whole persona screams, 'I'm excellent, I must be excellent, I have no choice but to be excellent.' Even if I wanted to pretend I didn't see it, I couldn't."

"you!"

"Teacher Xian".

Xiao Ze was afraid that the two of them would start arguing again, so she quickly turned her head to look at Xiao Xian in the suit.

"Didn't we agree that I would be in charge of this?"

Xiao Xian in the suit snorted, but only silently took a few steps back, expressing his attitude of backing down.

Even someone as narcissistic as him doesn't believe he can compare to Ziqiao's imaginary partner when it comes to communicating with people.

Especially since the other party is an unreasonable and illogical brat!

Seeing that Xiao Xian in the suit had given in, Xiao Ze looked at Xiao Nanfeng again and said gently, "Nan... Flame Dragon Knight, are you sure you want us to call you that?"

Although she is just an ordinary housewife in the story, Xiao Ze and Mu Feng, as Zi Qiao's fantasy partner, are still a little bit special.

For example, her unparalleled attractiveness to men.

Although Nanfeng is just a child and not yet a fully-fledged member of the opposite sex, it would be enough if she only wanted him to develop some feelings for her.

Under the influence of Xiao Ze and Mu Feng's attraction to the opposite sex, the mischievous Xiao Nanfeng nodded, his attitude noticeably better than when he was talking to Xiao Xian in a suit: "Sister Xiao Ze, you can just call me Yanlongxia."

"Alright, Flame Dragon Knight."

Although she felt ashamed of the title, she still respected Xiao Nanfeng's wishes: "Yanlongxia, you must have misunderstood. We didn't mean to steal your sister's mushrooms."

"Just now, it was only because your sister looks so much like one of our friends that we mistook her for someone else and did something that caused her to misunderstand."

"Yeah?"

Xiao Nanfeng snorted. Although he felt that the older sister in front of him was very gentle and kind, he didn't quite believe what she said.

"If that's the case, what about the mushrooms you two are holding?"

Upon hearing this, the two lowered their heads, only then realizing that they were still holding Mario's Life Mushroom in their hands.

So the reason why Xiao Nanfeng was so unfriendly to them from the beginning, and whose words were full of sarcasm and irony, was because he had already discovered "evidence".

Isn't this too much of a coincidence?

Xiao Zeyou and Mu Feng gave each other a helpless, bitter smile.

Fortunately, once we know why Xiao Nanfeng is so hostile towards them, this matter will be easily resolved.

"Flame Dragon Knight, you've misunderstood. These aren't mushrooms we stole from Little Red Riding Hood; we conjured them ourselves."

As she spoke, she looked at Mario and kept giving him meaningful glances.

"Huh?"

The adorable Mario looked completely bewildered.

Xiao Ze sighed again. She gave up on hinting and said directly, "I want you to conjure up a mushroom for him right now... not a magic mushroom, just a normal big mushroom."

"OK."

Mario nodded, and then a mushroom the size of his head appeared.

As we all know, game characters like Mario have heads that are much larger than normal people's, so the mushroom he's holding right now is also unusually large.

Wow!

When Little South Wind saw Mario conjure such a huge mushroom, he exclaimed in amazement, "What a huge mushroom!"

Xiao Ze then beckoned to Mario to bring him the mushroom.

She ate the Life-Giving Mushroom in her hand first, then took Mario's Giant Mushroom and gave it to Nanfeng, saying with a smile, "If we give you and your sister this super-sized mushroom, can you believe we didn't steal your sister's mushroom?"

"Are you giving it to us?"

Xiao Nanfeng seemed very surprised and delighted. He clapped his hands and said happily, "That's great! Such a big mushroom has been used as a birthday gift for Master Zhang. Master Zhang will definitely like it very much."

Xiao Ze then subconsciously asked Mu Feng, "Who is Master Zhang?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, seemed lost in thought.

Although he disliked Nanfeng, that brat, he never gave up on the idea of ​​getting more information from him.

He suddenly remembered what Little Red Riding Hood had said before.

"This is the foot of Wudang Mountain, not a place where you bunch of perverts can run wild!"

Wudang Mountain, Zhang Zhenren, birthday gifts, and an ancient setting...

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, exhaled a breath of stale air, and even his low mood improved considerably.

He finally understood the basic setting of this dream world; it must be the world of "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber"!

Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three people in front of her in surprise: "You don't even know Master Zhang? Master Zhang is the founder of the Wudang Sect, the master of the Seven Masters of Wudang, and the number one martial artist in the world..."

Xiao Xian in the suit nodded with satisfaction. This was indeed the world of "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber". That Zhang Zhenren must be Zhang Sanfeng!

"Zhang Yifei, the greatest martial artist in the world, Master Zhang!"

Xiao Xian in the suit felt as if he had been struck by lightning; once again, he felt as if his intelligence had been brutally rubbed into the ground.

He's so stupid, so incredibly stupid.

Even if I knew what kind of world this was, so what? Would the dream world develop according to the story already written in reality?

So why did I even bother setting up this ancient dream world where both Flame Dragon Knight and Little Red Riding Hood exist?!

"Yifei?"

Compared to the dejected Xiao Xian in his suit, Mario and Xiao Ze were pleasantly surprised to hear the familiar name.

Although their primary task now is to find Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, now that Yi Fei has appeared, it's only a matter of time before the others appear as well.

Nanfeng gestured for the two to speak softly: "This is Wudang Mountain. You both have to respectfully call her Master Zhang or Master Yifei, otherwise..."

"What else would happen?" Mario asked.

"Otherwise, she'll teach you a lesson with a single flick of her wrist!"

Perhaps because the misunderstanding was cleared up, or perhaps because she had unexpectedly received such a large mushroom, Xiao Nanfeng's attitude improved significantly.

He covered his mouth and whispered a warning: "Master Zhang has a terrible temper, you must be careful."

"We know," Mario and Xiao Ze replied in unison.

There is probably no one in this world who understands Yifei's bad temper better than them.

"besides……"

Xiao Nanfeng seemed hesitant, but finally said, "Wudang Mountain has been quite turbulent these past few days. Outsiders like you should leave as soon as possible."

"Cough cough cough..."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, coughed a few times and gestured to Xiao Ze and Mu Feng to take this opportunity to get some information out of Nan Feng.

Having experienced so many illogical twists and turns, he now understands that relying on known information and inherent logic to deduce and analyze in a dream is completely useless.

As the saying goes, if you can't beat someone, join them. So Xiaoxian in a suit simply abandoned his own mind and gave up thinking and questioning, relying entirely on the information in his dream.

Xiao Nanfeng said he and Youyou were twins, so they were twins; he said his name was Yanlongxia, so he was Yanlongxia.

Now, let alone the existence of Zhang Yifei in Wudang, he would believe it himself if he said Zeng Xiaoxian was Yifei's grandson!

As Xiaoxian in his suit was thinking this, a piercing cry for help suddenly came from the crowd flowing through the street.

"Help! Two perverts are trying to kidnap a child!!!"

A familiar figure was running frantically toward where they were, shouting at the top of his lungs.

"Help me! A creepy old man is about to commit a crime!!!"

"Call 110 quickly!!!"

Xiao Ze, Mu Feng, and Mario's eyes lit up the moment they heard that familiar voice, while Xiao Xian in a suit painfully held his forehead.

He didn't even need to look back to know who the fleeing guy was from the cries for help.

Because that voice is so fucking awful!

"Teacher Zeng!"

Mario and Xiao Ze were overjoyed to see Zeng Xiaoxian dressed in coarse linen clothes.

Compared to the completely different Xiao Nanfeng, Zeng Xiaoxian's familiar face, cheeky voice, and his signature eyebrow dance while escaping are just too endearing.

"cut."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, scoffed in disdain.

He had finally managed to escape being with this idiot for a while, but he never expected his happiness to end so quickly.

Can't we just be apart for a little longer?

Xiao Xian in the suit was very dissatisfied, but seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian, that idiot, was running for his life, he couldn't just pretend he didn't see it.

Zeng Xiaoxian was still shouting for help. The endless stream of people coming and going, after hearing his cries for help, were all stunned for a few seconds, and then…

Then they scattered and fled in an organized and disciplined manner. Before the three fantasy companions could even react to what had happened, all the Yoyos had vanished.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was running away, exclaimed in surprise: "Damn, you ran away so fast? How did you guys do that?"

"No way, couldn't you have given me a ride when you were running away?!"

boom!

Suddenly, the door of the coffin shop next door opened, and a white-haired, emaciated man, Youyou, hunched over, threw a coffin onto the street.

"Poor child, this is for you, don't be shy."

The coffin shop owner swiftly closed the shop door again, her aged voice carrying into Zeng Xiaoxian's room through the tightly shut door.

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Here it comes!

Pigeon, I'm flying back!

(End of this chapter)